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SUGAR MAMAS AND BOY TOYS..................

Here comes a speed dating event like no other. Well to do women dating hot young men. Female applicants must be over 35, earn at least $500,000 a year or have a minimum of $4 million in liquid assets, entrusted assets or divorce settlement. The speed-dating event organized by a New York entrepreneur brings together 20 "sugar mamas" and 20 "boy toys" vetted by an elite New York matchmaker.





DON'T TELL HER IT'S FALSE LABOR
Charysse Brooks woke her husband to take her to the hospital. She thought their baby was on the way even though the child wasn't due untl Feb 22. The hospital sends her home telling her it was false labor. She can't sleep, experiences further contractions and tells he hsband she needs to go back to the hospital. The baby was born in the driveway. "She looked at me, right in the eye, so calmly, too. She said, 'Tim, the baby's here,'" said her husband, the Rev. Timothy Brooks.
He reached to catch the baby, a 4-pound, 3-ounce girl the couple named Mackenzie Nichole Brooks, in the leg of the sweat pants his wife was wearing. "It was just so fast," Charryse Brooks said. "It was like 'Boom!'" 4 pounds, 3 ounces.


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SUPER BOWL TICKETS $47,000!!!
These tickets are not for this years Superbowl, but rather a collection of tickets from all 41 of the prior Superbowls. They were up for auction and a collector parted with $47,000 to own them all.

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CAREFUL WHERE YA PARK
Cody Yound and friends went to the Goodwill store to look around. Cody parked his $230 bike out front. Goodwill sold it! For $7! Goodwill officials say the buyer of the black BMX bike read a story about the mix-up in a local paper (Salem Statesman Journal). The bike-buyer will get the purchase price refunded and a $100 gift certificate for his goodwill.

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IS THE SUPERBOWL DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH?
A new study reports heart emergencies doubled in Munich when Germany's soccer team played in World Cup matches. One study author says the Super Bowl could have a similar effect. They also admit that overeating junk food, smoking, and drinking may also have an effect.

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WHO'S PRESENTING THE OSCARS?
No one has been announced as of right now. Blame the writers strike. Oscar producers are planning two shows right now in case they don't get a waiver from the Writers Guild Of America. If the writers strike is still on and the Oscars don't get a waiver, the show will be filled with film clips, history and some out-of-the ordinary concepts. Stay tuned the show is Feb 24th.

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BOY AVERTS DISASTER
This is scary. Nine-year-old Jonathan Anderson steered his mother's car to safety across three lanes of traffic when she blacked out at 70mph. He hit the brakes, put the hazard lights on, then managed to steer the vehicle back across three lanes before it struck a tree and came to a standstill.

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A trawler crew once recovered and drank with gusto a bottle of wine from a shark's stomach.And drank it with gusto.

The average person sheds about 1 and a half pounds of skin each year.

The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention the name of God.

The potato was not known in Europe until the seventeenth century, when it was introduced by returning Spanish Conquistadors.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1871 Millions of birds fly over western San Francisco, darken the sky
1949 1st daytime soap on TV "These Are My Children" (NBC in Chicago)
1958 "Jackpot Bowling" premieres on NBC with Leo Durocher as host
1975 John Lennon's "#9 Dream" is released
1975 Barry Manilow's "Mandy" goes gold
1981 "The Tide Is High" by Blondie hits #1
1992 Sportscaster Howard Cosell retires
1999 Super Bowl XXXIII Denver Broncos beat Atlanta Falcons in Miami; Super Bowl MVP John Elway, Denver, Quarterback


BIRTHDAYS

Carol Channing-87
Ernie Banks (MLB Hall-of-Famer)-77
Minnie Driver-38
Nolan Ryan (MLB Hall-of-Famer)-61
Portia de Rossi -35
Justin Timberlake-27

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PAUL MCCARTNEY IS FINE
He felt compelled to respond to media reports after friends kept asking him if he was ok. He says he did not have angio-plasty as was widely reported recently. He said an irregularity was found but he did not require surgery. He thanks his friends and fans for their concern, but he admits, ``I have secretly been enjoying all the sympathy I've been getting!''


PETER GABRIEL INJURY
He broke his leg on a recent skiing trip to Switzerland.


BRITNEY TAKEN TO HOSPITAL AGAIN
- Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early Thursday and escorted to a hospital by more than a dozen police officers. A Los Angeles police officer, said the 26-year-old pop star was being taken to "get help" . The Los Angeles Times, said Spears was taken to UCLA Medical Center to be placed on a "mental evaluation hold."


BRITNEY SPEARS BEING SUED
This time it's personal shopper, Nancy Rosu who says she bought clothes and had them delivered to Spears for more than a year but stopped getting paid in August. All she wants is her $50,000 she says Spears authorized.


GRAMMY PERFORMERS
Feist, Alicia Keys and Brad Paisley have been added to the list of Grammy performers. They join those already announced: Beyonce', Foo Fighters, John Paul Jones, Carrie Underwood, Aretha Franklin, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna and The Time. The Grammys are February 10th -CBS.


KELLIE PICKLER ON SPEACIAL ASSIGNMENT
American Idol, Kellie Pickler visited Tempe, Arizona, this week where she was acting as a special Super Bowl correspondent for ``The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.''


ETHAN HAWKE BABY NEWS
Ethan Hawke and his girlfriend, Ryan Shawhughes, are expecting a baby.


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YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY PLAYLIST..............................
A volunteer disk jockey at a volunteer radio station was upset that his overnight playlist had been changed for an internet broadcast. SO he did what any self respecting jock would do. Set the station on fire. Paul Webster Feinstein, 24, has been charged with second-degree felony arson for the Jan. 5 fire that caused $300,000 damage to the studios of 91.7 FM KOOP. He faces from two to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted




A BIG WATER HAZARD
That 14th hole on the Willows Golf Club in Queensland Australia is a tough one. It seems a croc has taken up residence on the hole. The small, freshwater crocodile posed no "significant threat" to people, but that the club doesn't allow them on the course. He apparently came in after recent flooding. He'll be returned to the wild.


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I SAID A CORDLESS DRILL !!
William David Salisbury was caught red handed breaking into parking meters for the 4th time in Charleston, W. VA. He was given away in his caper when the drill that he had plugged into a guard shack's power outlet near the Capital building blew a fuse.

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IT'S NORTHEASTERN SUPERBOWL.......
WIth Newy York and New England facing off this weekend, the Mayors of New York and Boston have placed their proverbial bets. The loser will donate a super chowder supper to charity in the other mayor's city. New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg will send a delivery to Boston that includes Manhattan clam chowder, pastrami sandwiches, New York pizzas, black-and-white cookies, New York steaks and a few gallons of lemon ice. Boston Mayor Thomas Menino is putting up New England Clam Chowder, Dunkin' Donuts coffee, Boston cream pies, chicken sausages and Brigham's ice cream.

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The orders are already coming in. Pizza Hut, Dominoes and Papa Johns are planning on putting together around 5-6 million pizzas for Superbowl Sunday.

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THE CHOCOLATE ROOM
Godiva chocolates have unveiled their Valentine Chocolate room. The candles, sofas, artwork, chandeliers a dining table made of stars, truffles and crescents, all chocolate and under glass. And don't sit on the easy chairs; those are pure chocolate.


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Muppets creator Jim Henson first created Kermit in 1955 as a lizard. He was made from Henson's mother's coat and two halfs of a Ping-Pong ball (no flipper feet or eleven-point collar). He didn't become a frog until 1968.


Smashing instruments became the Who's signature move. Each night they wrecked about 700 pounds of equipment.




In 1995, each American used an annual average of 731 pounds of paper, more than double the amount used in the 1980s. Contrary to predictions that computers would displace paper, consumption is growing.


The profile of the average computer virus writer is age 14-24, talented, bright, and driven by a rebellious, adolescent need to call attention to himself.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1862 US Navy's 1st ironclad warship (Monitor) launched
1956 Elvis Presley records his version of "Blue Suede Shoes"
1968 Bobby Goldsboro records his biggest hit, "Honey"
1968 Vietcong launch Tet-offensive on US embassy in Saigon
1969 Beatles perform their last gig together, a 42-minute free concert on the roof of Apple HQs
1972 Bloody Sunday British soldiers shoot on catholics in Londonderry, 13 die
1973 Jury finds Watergate defendants Liddy & McCord guilty on all counts
1978 Mutual Broadcasting Network begins airing Larry King Show on radio
1995 Kevin Eubanks officially becomes band leader of "Tonight Show"

BIRTHDAYS

Dick Martin (Comedian)-86
Brett Butler (Grace Under Fire: Grace)-50
Gene Hackman-78
Jody Watley-49
Vanessa Redgrave-71
Dick Cheney (Vice President)-67
Christian Bale (3:10 to Yuma-Batman Begins)-34
Charles Dutton (Roc)-57
Wilmer Valderrama (That 70's Show: Fez)-28
Phil Collins -57

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GWEN STEFANI IS PREGNANT
She and Gavin Rossdale are expecting their 2nd child. They have a 20 month old, Kingston.


CASH QUEENS OF MUSIC
Madonna topes the Forbes list of the biggest money makers last year pulling in 72 million. Barbra Streisand is second on the list, with 60 million. Celine Dion is third, with 45 million, followed by Shakira with 38 million, Beyonce' with 27 million and Gwen Stefani with 26 million.


RASCAL FLATTS OVERSEAS
Rascal Flatts have kicked off their very first overseas tour in London last night. They'll be playing a week of shows throughout the U.K. and Ireland.

MARIE OSMOND TALKER
The hour-long syndicated show will be called ``Marie,'' and is aimed for fall 2009.

FREEDY'S BACK
Talks are underway to bring back the Nightmare on Elm Street series of movies.

YOUR MAMA DON'T DANCE
"Your Mama Don't Dance," which will be a competition featuring kids dancing with a parent. Look for it on Lifetime, February 29th.
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WARNING THIS MOVIE MAY CAUSE YOU TO YACK..............
Cloverfield the monstor of a movie from Lost director J. J. Abrams with its jerky home-made style has left some watchers suffering from motion sickness. The LA Times quoted one moviegoer as saying: "I got a pretty heinous headache afterwards." "I'm really nauseous right now," admitted another, who vomited. "I wish I could get my money back.".... Can a lawsuit be far behind?




THE CARROT PANIC BUY
A growing group of Facebook users in Britain is planning to "panic buy" carrots at 2pm May 16th as a just for fun practical joke. Student Freya Valentine, who created the original site, insists it is all just a bit of fun. "We know we're not going to cause a massive world-wide shortage," she said.
"To the carroty people who are saying this could never happen - maybe you should be thankful for the imminent rise we are probably going to make it your profits on May 15." Carrot growers say "Bring it on." There is a good side to the panic buy, members plan to turn panic-bought carrots into soups and other carrot-related dishes, and deliver their produce to the needy and homeless.

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PUT THE VENDING MACHINE NEXT TO THE CHIPS
California now officially has Pot Vending Machines. They are for the distribution of medicinal marijuana. Users will be fingerprinted and photogrphed prior to be able to use the machines to stock up on the drug. California is one of 11 states where pot is legal for medicinal use.

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MOWING IN THE SNOW.....
Let me guess.... alcohol is involved? Yep ! Police found Frank Kozumplik, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag during a snow storm. His wife had the car so he too the mower for the 2 mile ride to the liquor store. His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times the legal limit.

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SNAIL MAIL
Here's a guy with too much time on his hands. Michal Szybalski received a letter January 3rd that was sent December 20th as prioity mail. The letter only had to travel about ii Kilometers. SO the IT guy broke out the calculator and did the math. Given the distance and the time, the speed of the letter was 0.03775 kilometers per hour. Szybalski calculated that a garden snail travels at around 0.048 kilometers per hour. There fore if the letter had been on a snail's back it would have made it quicker.

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NUDIST FLIGHT
A German company is arranging nude flights. Apparently "naturists" were encouraged in the former East Germany and many East Germans miss their booty showing days, so the company is organizing flights of 50. The first nude flights will be a day-trip on July 5 between Erfurt in southeast Germany and the Baltic Sea island of Usedom, which is fringed by white sand beaches. Cost is about $700 per person for the flight as God intended....

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A prolific and imaginative writer, Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote 26 Tarzan books without ever visiting Africa.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

The first television sitcom couple to ever share the same bed on a regular basis was Lily and Herman Munster.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.




If the Earth was smooth, the ocean would cover the entire surface to a depth of 12,000 feet.

Illusionist David Copperfield donated $10,000 in October, 1994 to repair the vandalized New York gravesite of legendary magician Harry Houdini. Houdini's mausoleum, with its Gothic benches and ornate headstones, had been vandalized five months earlier. Houdini and his wife both rest at the site.

By age 65, the average person has spent nine years watching TV.


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1788 Australia Day
1845 Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" 1st published (New York City NY)
1920 Walt Disney starts 1st job as an artist; $40 week with Kansas City Slide Co
1924 Ice cream cone rolling machine patented by Carl Taylor, Cleveland
1964 Beatles record in German "Komm, Gib Mir Diene Hand" & "Sie Leibt Dich"
1979 Emerson, Lake & Palmer disband after 10 years together
1979 President Carter commuted Patricia Hearst's 7 year sentence to 2 years
1983 "Down Under" by Men At Work hit #1 on UK pop chart
1983 40th Golden Globes Gandhi, ET & Tootsie win
1984 Actress Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) marries Robert Altman
1990 Exxon Valdez captain Joseph Hazelwood goes on trial due to oil spill
1996 6,138th performance of "Cats" is held in London, surpassing record of Broadway's longest-running musical, "A Chorus Line"
1998 Singer Bobby Brown found guilty of DWI in Fort Lauderdale FL


BIRTHDAYS

John Forsythe-90
Greg Louganis -48
Tom Selleck-63
Ed Burns-40
Heather Graham-38
Ann Jillian-58
Sara Gilbert (Roseanne: Darlene)-33
Oprah Winfrey-54

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BRITNEY GETTING HELP
Barbara Walters says she has been contacted by Britney Spears' manager and "very good friend," Sam Lutfi, who told her the 26-year-old pop singer "is suffering from what he describes as mental issues which are treatable," Walters said Monday on ABC's "The View."


THE GRAMMY'S GET WRITERS
The Writers Guild of America gave its blessing last week to a picket-free Grammys. That means that the Grammy's will go on with the benefit of writers helping the show.

SNIPES DEFENSE RESTS
Wesley Snipes’ defense team rested unexpectedly yesterday in the actor’s federal tax fraud trial without calling any witnesses. “We chose not to call witnesses because there was no need to. The
government prosecutors have put on a case that simply does not come close to meeting the standard of its burden of proof.”

RANDY JACKSON ALBUM
“Randy Jackson’s Music Club, Volume 1.” releases March 11th and will feature performances from the American Idol judge and Paula Abdulas well as Katharine McPhee and Elliott Yamin, Joss Stone, Travis Tritt, Jason Mraz, John Rich of Big & Rich, Sam Moore of Sam & Dave, Mariah Carey and Richie Sambora.
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SOMETIMES IT PAYS OFF FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO BE MAD
Sammy Zabib took a tongue lashing from his girlfriend when he didn't buy her a pair of designer jeans from a casino boutique. So, he got up early one day last week and drove from New York to Atlantic City to buy the jeans. While waiting for the store to open he dropped a few coins in the slots and won $800,000. He bought the jeans.




NEED A SUPERBOWL TICKET?
Some are up for grabs on line for $19,000-plus for a ticket. Prices average about $4,300 on Stubhub. Face value of the Super Bowl tickets are 700 or 900 bucks.


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CHEETA WRITES A BOOK
The chimpanzee listed in the Guinness World Records as the oldest living non-human primate at 75, is writing a book about his life as a Tarzan star. Cheeta, who real name is Jiggs became a Hollywood star in the 1930s, he later overcame addiction to alcohol and cigars. Look for the book in October.


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LONG LOST RING FOUND
Violet Booth and fiance Samuel got into an argument in 194. Violet threw the ring into a field . They were never able to find it after a long search. Enter, grandson and metal detector fan Leighton Boyes, 33, found it in just two hours after he pinpointed the spot where they fought. The 88 year old Violet was overjoyed with the find. "This is amazing and very emotional."

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HEARTACHE LEAVE
Bad breakup? Take some time off. A Japanese marketing firm is allowing workers who've experienced a romantic split to take time off to heal. They also offer days off for shopping during the holiday seasons.


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THE TV-VIDEO GAME TAX
New Mexico State legislator Gail Chasey is proposing a 1% excise tax on TV sets, video games and video game equipment sold in his home state with the money raised being used to fund programs preventing childhood obesity and improving school performance.

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1987. He had a bit part as a "hunk" at a high school with a killer on the
loose!

The Shirelles had the number one song with "Will l you
Love Me Tomorrow?" in 1961. It was the very first top pop single ever by a
girl group!

30% of Americans admit to calling in sick at least once when they were feeling just fine. And some of the excuses they used were real doozies, a CareerBuilder.com survey found, including:

* I got whiplash from brushing my hair!
* I met a movie star and am spending the day with him!
* A groundhog bit my car tire, causing it to go flat!

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1613 Galileo may have unknowingly viewed undiscovered planet Neptune
1922 American Pro Football Association renamed "National Football League"
1956 Elvis Presley's 1st TV appearance (Dorsey Brothers Stage Show)
1965 The Who make their 1st appearance on British TV
1967 Rolling Stones release "Let's Spend the Night Together"
1973 "Barnaby Jones" premieres on CBS TV
1978 "Fantasy Island" starring Ricardo Montalban premieres on ABC TV
1980 37th Golden Globes Dustin Hoffman & Sally Field wins
1994 Actress Lorraine Bracco (39) weds actor Edward James Olmos (46)
1996 Super Bowl XXX Dallas Cowboys beat Pittsburgh Steelers, 27-17 in Tempe; Super Bowl MVP Larry Brown, Dallas, Defensive Back
1998 Michelangelo's "Christ & the Woman of Samaria", sold for $7.4 million

BIRTHDAYS

Alan Alda-72
Susan Howard (Dallas: Donna Krebbs)-66
Joey Fatone ('N Sync)-31
Barbi Benton-58
Nick Carter (Backstreet Boys)-28
Sarah McLachlan-40
Elijah Wood (Frodo)-27

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BOX OFFICE

1.Meet the Spartans
2.Rambo
3.27 Dresses
4.Cloverfield
5.Untraceable
6.Juno
7.The Bucket List
8.There Will Be Blood
9.National Treasure: Book of Secrets
10.Mad Money


JESSICA SIMPSON SUES
Jessica Simpson is suing OK magazine, saying they're running a "smear campaign" against her... after claiming Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo dumped her for being "high maintenance."


CHRISTIAN BRANDO DIES
49 year old, Christian Brando, the eldest son of the late actor Marlon Brando, died Saturday from pneumonia.


TOM PETTY AT THE SUPER BOWL
Tom Petty and The heartbreakers will immediately tour after the Super Bowl half time performance, with Steve Winwood as the opener.


SAM COOKE HONORED
The late Sam Cooke's Mississippi hometown of Clarksdale, MISS. is bestowing its first Walk of Fame marker in his honor.

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HOW DO YOU STOP A $400 MILLION PLUS AIRCRAFT CARRIER..????
Break the refridgerator of course. HMS Illustrious, complete with hi-tech weaponry, was heading for the Indian Ocean with nearly 1,000 crew on board when it returned to port Wednesday. The prblome was a broken refrigeration system. Apparently they didn't have the means to fix it on board, so back to port it went.







A NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...SUPER DUCK!!!

There's this Chinese duck that follows its owner, Du Xinai of Xingxiang city, to the local agricultural market to buy vegetables every day, wearing a small red scarf and a pair of tiny shoes. Bengbeng has become a celebrity, because he can sing, count and obey traffic laws. "Each day someone asks him to dance or sing or count", says hi owner. "If you ask him to sing, he quacks rhythmically while shaking his head and body. He quite enjoys it." "If you put up one finger, he quacks once, then twice with two fingers, and so on." Bengbeng is also a good citizen, and always waits for the traffic lights. "If he sees me waiting for a green light, he stops also, and waits quietly for the colour to change."


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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?
When you've just been saved from the dealy jaws of a crocodile, only to be shot by your rescuer. That's how. Jason Grant was collecting crocodile eggs at a remote reptile farm in Australia when he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws. A co-worker came to his rescue, shooting the crock, but also accidentily shooting Jason. he's expecyted to make a recovery.

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OLD FAITHFUL ON LINE
The world's most famous geyser, Old Faithful can now be viewed on line. The real-time Webcam provides full motion video of the Old Faithful Geyser, as well as other geysers in Yellowstone. http://www.nps.gov/yell

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IS THERE SCHOOL TODAY????
Fairfax County in Virginia got about 3 inches of snow the other day. When the schools weren't closed a student in the district called the published phone number of a school official WHY school's hadn't been closed. He got an answering machine, but he did get a call back from the officials wife who used phrases like, ``snotty-nosed little brats,'' and said, ``Get over it, kid, and go to school!'' The student posted the taped message on a Facebook page.


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IT USED TO BE RIGHT HERE.........
A Russian woman got a nasty surprise when she returned to her country home only to find it had been torn down by construction workers while she was away. "There was nothing left, not even a log," Lyudmila Martemyanova said.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF HOMELESS STORY
Nathen Smith stole a Salvation Army Kettle while a bell ringer in Painesville, Ohio. A judge decided that Nathen would learn a valuable lesson and required him to be homeless for a night. Mr. Smith was to spend the night anywhere but a house, said Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti. Smith was fitted with a GPS device to track his moves. "My initial reaction was, 'Wow.' But I don't think the sentence is too harsh," said Smith, who expected to spend Thursday night in a homeless shelter. "I can see the judge's point because what I did, I shouldn't have done. Now I've got to pay the consequences."

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The Jif plant in Lexington, Kentucky, is reportedly the largest peanut butter factory in the world.

The abbreviation e.g. stands for "Exempli gratia", or "For example."

About 68 percent of adults believe that during the next century, evidence will be discovered that shows other life in this or other galaxies.

There are 3 golf balls sitting on the moon.

The most common town names in the United States, in order, are: 1. Fairview; 2. Midway; 3. Oak Grove; 4. Franklin; 5. Riverside; 6. Centerville; 7. Mount Pleasant; 8. Georgetown; 9. Salem; and 10. Greenwood.

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1533 England's King Henry VIII marries Anne Boleyn (approximate date)
1858 Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" 1st played, at wedding of Queen Victoria's daughter Princess Victoria, to crown prince of Prussia
1870 Soda fountain patented by Gustavus Dows
1937 Soap Opera "Guiding Light" premieres on NBC radio
1961 1st live, nationally televised Presidential news conference (JFK)
1961 Walt Disney's "101 Dalmations"
1970 Robert Altman's "M*AS*H" premieres
1980 Paul McCartney is released from Tokyo jail & deported
1982 9th American Music Award Kenny Rogers win
1990 Former Panamanian leader Manuel Noriega is transferred to a Miami jail
1993 Sears announces it is closing its catalog sales department after 97 years
1994 Accused of molesting a 13-year-old boy, Michael Jackson settles a civil lawsuit out of court
1998 Super Bowl XXXII Denver Broncos beat Green Bay Packers 31-24 in San Diego; Super Bowl MVP Terrell Davis, Denver, Running Back
1985 "We are the World" is recorded

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Meet the Spartans The mighty Spartan warriors of '300' fall victim to parody in a satire lampooning everything from Britney Spears to 'You Got Served.'
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Rambo Sylvester Stallone returns as the loner action hero who ventures into a brutal Burmese war zone to rescue captured aid workers.
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Untraceable (Wide)Diane Lane is in a race against the clock to track down a tech- saavy serial killer who broadcasts his murders on the internet.
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AMY WINEHOUSE IN REHAB
Amy Winehouse is the latest celeb to enter a rehab facility. It follows a video that showed her using. She still plans on performing at The Grammys.


GRAMMY PERFORMERS
Carrie Underwood, Aretha Franklin and Beyonce with Tina Turners, just some of the performers lined up for the Feb 10th show on CBS.


GARTH BROOKS ON CBS TONIGHT
He's perform benefit concerts for Southern California Firefighters.


IMUS BEING SUED
Don Imus is being sued for more than $4 million by an advertiser on his former show who says the radio shock jock badmouthed the publishing company and called its commercials for a book by the late President Gerald Ford "cheesy." They also state that he said; "have been waiting for (Ford) to croak so they can unload these (books)," the lawsuit claims. Imus said of Ford's death, "Now that he's flatLINED, you go to flatSIGNED.com," the lawsuit filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court says.

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GO AHEAD STEAL IT...I DARE YA.....
Wait! Bring it back. 2 Berlin police officers are in hot water after leaving the keys in the ignition of their running police car to chase a thief. The car in question was a $100,000 THEFT PROOF BMW, equipped with all the latest high-tech surveillance equipment and sophisticated electronic locks and immobilisers to make it theft proof. Didn't work...





SUPERBOWL WANNA BET?
Odds makers are betting on a record $100 million in wagers on this years Superbowl matchup between the undefeated Patirots and Giants. New England is favored by 13-14 points, so bettors are expected to come out in droves for the underdog Giants.


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WHERE'S THE BREAD?
A judge called them the Keystone Robbers. 2 men tried to rob a Melbourne Australia bakery but ran out with the wrong bag of bread., It was actually bread and not the money bag containing dough that they thought it was. But the mistakes did not end there Benjamin Jorgensen, then went to the wrong getaway car before accidentally shooting Donna Hayes, hi co-robber, in the hip.






MONEY FOR COW BURPS
A Swedish university is getting nearly $600,000 to study the environmental impact of bovine belching. Of course the question is what is the effect on climate change. The cattle will have different diets and be measured for the amount of methan surrounding them. The researchers note 95 percent of methane released by cows comes out the front end.

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THERE"S A LIMIT TO CHOCOLATE CONSUMPTION????
Elizabeth Emerson is 87 and like many elderly on a fixed income is being squeezed by rising energy prizes. She was featured in a NY Times feature. One thing she did mention was her biggest weakness: "My greatest vice is Hershey bars." That opened the floodgates. What followed was a chocolate tsunami started when Hershey sent her an assortment of chocolates. So did many other people. Boxes and boxes. She gave many of it away. She sai: "I can only eat so much chocolate."

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THE TAXI GETAWAY.....ALMOST
Gareth Waite broke into a neighbors home and ransacked it, stuffing a DVD, a laptop computer, a television and computer games into a bag. Then how did the burglar flee? He sat down and called a taxxi from the house's phone of course. He was caught after leaving fingerprints behind and of course the taxi rexord as well.


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The first induction ceremony for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was held in January 1986. Among the honorees were James Brown, Chuck Berry, Ray Charles, Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley.


The soap opera Guiding Light was first broadcast on radio in 1937. It is now the longest-running drama ever, having entertained radio and television fans for 71 years!




After 145 years, Western Union stopped sending telegrams in 2006. They were made irrelevant by cellphones and e-mail!

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

By U.S. definition, a "hurricane" is any wind force exceeding 74 miles per hour; in the Western Pacific, such a phenomenon is called a "typhoon" and, near Australia, it's a "willy-willy."

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1673 Postal service between New York & Boston inaugurated
1857 National Association of Baseball Players founded, NY
1968 "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" premieres on NBC
1970 1st commercial Boeing 747 flight (Pan Am), New York to London in 6½ hours
1990 17th American Music Award Milli Vanilli
1992 Princess Sarah Ferguson wears paper bag over her head on airline ride
1998 World League of American Football becomes NFL East


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U2 AT SUNDANCE
U2 finally know what it's like to see a U2 concert. ``U2 3D'' is a film of their Vertigo tour shot in 3D that was premiered at the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday.



JANIS JOPLIN HISTORICAL LANDMARK
Janis Joplin's childhood home is now a historical landmark. A Texas State Historical Marker was unveiled on Saturday at the home where she grew up in Port Arthur, Texas. It would have been her 65th birthday.


NASHVILLE STAR MOVES TO NBC
NBC has picked up ``Nashville Star.'' The talent show used to run on USA Network. A new host and judges for this season will be announced at a later date.

BRITNEY SPEARS DEPOSITION
Britney finally made it to a deposition in her child custody dispute with Kevin Federline. She was deposed for about 2 hours.

KIEFER IS FREE
Kiefer Sutherland was released from jail early Monday after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge.

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AYE LASSIE...DOWN WITH YER SKULL N CROSSBONES......

A woman in Hampsire Egland has been ordered by the local town council to take down a pirate flag from her property. The skull and crossbones was given to Carol Clark by a friend as a joke. The local council says only national or regional flags may be flown without planning permission - because everything else is deemed to be advertising.






SNAKES ON A PLANE
For he 2nd time in a month Vietnamese officials have discovered snakes on a plane arriving from Bangkok. A full ONE TON of rat snakes was in the cargo hold in boxes.

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A VISITOR IN THE NIGHT
Edgar Allen Poe once again has 3 red roses and a half bottle of fine cognac at his gravesite after a mystery visitor avoided crowds in the middle of the night to leave the tribute to the writer of the Raven. The tradition has gove on since 1949.

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WE HOPE THE ACOUSTICS WERE GOOD
An 84 year old fan of the Estonian Opera found herself locked in the athroom of the opera house for 20 hours after the staff locked the doors and turned out the lights flaing to notice that the fan was in one of the stalls.

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DON'T GO OUT ON THE ICE!
30 police officers in Hungary had to be rescued from a freezing lake after they one by one fell in to the lake while chasing a robber acorss the frozen body of water. Firefighters eventually came to the escue of the officers and the robbery suspect escaped.

SUPER UMBRELLA
In 2005, 3 college students in the Netherlands began working on a design for an umbrella that wouldn't get blown inside out in fierce winds. The asymmetrically shaped umbrella they came up with looks a little like one of the helmets worn by the bad guys in Star Wars, but the full-size model can withstand winds of 70 mph without turning into a bowl that collects rain. It is now available under for $50 to $55.


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WHEN AND WHERE NOT TO ROB A LIQUOR STORE
A man in Calgary went in to a liquor store to hold it p. The clerk didn't cooperate, the man fled, the clerk calls police, swho were in the middle of a shift change ACROSS THE STREET. Robber captured.

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Beer was not sold in bottles until 1850. Before then, a person went to the local tavern with a bucket or a pot made specially for holding beer, had it filled, and then carried it home.

Fastest round of golf (18 holes) by a team - 9 minutes and 28 seconds. Set at Tatnuck CC in Worcester in September 9, 1996 at 10:40am.




The Jell-O company came out with a cola-flavored gelatin for kids in 1942. It was discontinued the following year.

In the United States, about 8 percent of pet owners dress their pets in costumes at Halloween.


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1887 Amateur Athletic Union (AAU)
1908 New York City NY regulation makes it illegal for a woman to smoke in public
1942 Bronx magistrate rules all pinball machines illegal
1971 "Alias Smith & Jones" premieres on ABC TV
1978 Bee Gees' "Saturday Night Fever" album goes #1 for 24 weeks
1994 Lorena Bobbitt found temporarily insane for chopping off spouse's penis
1995 52th Golden Globes Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks, Jessica Lange, Brad Pitt
1996 53th Golden Globes Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, John Travolta

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Jack Nicklaus-68
Geena Davis-52
Placido Domingo-67
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SUZANNE PLESHETTE DIES AT 70
Pleshette, whose career included roles in Newhart and such films as Hitchcock's "The Birds" and in Broadway plays including "The Miracle Worker," died of respiratory failure Saturday evening at her Los Angeles home


JOHN STEWART SONGWRITER-PERFORMER DIES
John Stewart, who wrote the Monkees' hit "Daydream Believer" and became a well-known figure in the 1960s folk music revival as a member of The Kingston Trio, has died of a stroke.




WILL THE GRAMMY'S GET A WAIVER?

Producers of the Grammy Awards have requested an interim agreement that would allow striking Hollywood writers to work on next month's telecast.



DR. PHIL APOLOGIZES
He says if he had it to do al over again he woudn't have gone public with his "diagnosis" of Britney Spears.


SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL SOUNDTRACK
U2, Patti Smith, 50 Cent, John Legend and Josh Groban are contributing to the soundtrack of this year's Sundance Film Festival.

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THE BOOMERANG THAT CAME BACK.....

An American . named only as Peter said the boomerang was stolen from the now-closed Frank Aston Underground Museum, which once displayed old mining equipment and Aboriginal artifacts in the town. He returned the artifact with a note and a check: "I removed this back in 1983 when I was younger and dumber. It was the wrong thing to do. I'm sorry, and I'm going to send it back."






AH NEVER MIND
A man was sitting on his porch in Buffalo when 3 men arrived with a gun demanding money. According to investigators, the robbery victim reached into his pocket and handed over his loose change. Apparently, it wasn't worth it to the bandits, the robbers gave the change back and told the intended victim he was cool.

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DOING IT TIL I GET IT RIGHT
Stacie Warren keeps getting married. She has now been charged with two counts of bigamy, after getting married then leaving her husband(s) then getting married again almost immediately without the benefit of divorce. To make it better one of her husbands has also been charged with bigamy, beacause he never got a divorce from his wife either.

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NO BURNED TOAST
The world's first transparent toaster has been invented. The glass toaster allows the toastee to see the toast as it browns it's way to perfection. It does have a downside, only one slice of bread at a time. It also does have a tradiditonal timer for those not will to watch bread toast. (but then what's the point)


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THESE DO MAKE MY BUTT LOOK FAT
Dozens of policewomen in Britain have been complaining to a trade magazine that the uniform issued makes their butts look fat and that they've taken to wearing mens pants instead. The clothing , espcially the vests are also "incredibly uncomfortable" especially for well endowed police women.The calls for change were backed by Association of Chief Police Officers after the Metropolitan Police announced they were getting students from the London College of Fashion to address the issue.

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The first case of the common cold was diagnosed in 1611 in Stratford, England. The patient was John Common, who coincidentally gave his cold to William Shakespeare who said the new malady exacerbated his lovesickness, thereby inspiring several of his most fondly remembered sonnets.

About two-thirds of the people who live in the greater Phoenix, Arizona, area have never visited the Grand Canyon.

In 1995, the TV comedy Seinfeld was Number 1 among the 18-49 age group and was TV's most expensive show for advertising � the producers demanded, and got, an unprecedented $390,000 for a 30-second commercial that year.


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1535 Francisco Pizarro founds Lima Peru
1644 Perplexed Pilgrims in Boston reported America's 1st UFO sighting
1671 Pirate Henry Morgan defeats Spanish defenders, captures Panamá
1733 1st polar bear exhibited in America (Boston)
1777 San Jose CA founded
1778 Captain James Cook stumbles over Sandwich Islands (Hawaiian Islands)
1948 Ted Mack's "Original Amateur Hour" begins, DuMont (later NBC/ABC/CBS)
1964 Beatles 1st appearance in Billboard Chart (I Want to Hold Your Hand-#35) 1964 Plans for the World Trade Center announced (New York City NY)
1973 John Cleese's final episode on "Monty Python's Flying Circus" on BBC
1974 "The $6 Million Man" starring Lee Majors premieres on ABC TV
1975 "The Jeffersons" spin-off from "All in the Family" premieres on CBS 1980 Pink Floyd's "The Wall" hits #1
1986 AIDS charity record "That's What Friends are For" hits #1
1991 Iraq launches SCUD missiles against Israel
1996 Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce from Michael Jackson in NY

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27 Dresses Katherine Heigl must re-examine her "always-a-bridesmaid..." life when her sister becomes engaged to the man of her dreams.
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IKE TURNER DIED FROM COKE OVERDOSE
The San Diego County Medical Examiner's office is attributing Turner's death to a cocaine overdose, although it also lists hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema as ``significant and contributing factors.''

GEORGE MICHAEL BIO
George Michael has signed a $6 Million deal with Harper Collins for a ``a no-holds-barred biography.''

ROLLING STONES FILM
The Martin Scorsese film about the Rolling Stones will open the Berlin Film Festival. ``Shine a Light'' will be screened February 7th.

CHRISTINA LIVE IN AUSTRALIA on VH-1
Christina Aguilera's concert tour is coming to VH1. ``Christina Aguilera: Back To Basics Tour: Live and Down Under'' will premiere on VH1 on January 26th.

CELINE DION TV SPECIAL
February 15th on CBS, Celine Dion will perform with both Will.I.Am and Josh Groban for her upcoming TV special. ``Celine Dion: That's Just The Woman In Me'' .

FAITH HILL CONVALESCING
She's recovering from knee surgery from an old softball injury and recording her Christmas album, and also rehearsing for an upcoming Aretha Franklin tribute.

BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE NEWS
Four paparazzi have been arrested for reckless driving while chasing Britney Spears' car in the San Fernando Valley. It happened around 11:30 Wednesday evening when police saw the cars were following Spears' car too closely and traveling at unsafe speed. They also made several unsafe lane changes.

LINDSEY LOHAN IN MORGUE
The actreess is working in a morgue for a couple of days as her community service part of her DUI conviction. SHe'll also work in an ER to see the consequences of drinking and driving.

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76 TICKETS GETS YA IN JAIL.............
Valerie Ortiz Sanchez was arrested Monday during a routine traffic stop when officers discovered she had 76 outstanding traffic warrants and nearly $19,000 in unpaid fines and court fees dating back nine years. She was jailed for expired car registration, no insurance and driving with an expired license, according to an arrest report.






THIS MUST TASTE GOOD, IT'S EXPENSIVE
New research from California says that the more wine costs, the more people enjoy it. The researchers said that when 20 adult test subjects sampled the same wine at different prices, they reported experiencing pleasure at significantly greater levels when told the wine cost more. At the same time, the part of the brain responsible for pleasure showed significant activity.


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Hungarian software designers are working on computer software analysing dog barks that could allow people to better recognise dogs' basic emotions. It analizes when the dog is alone, when it sees a ball, it fights, it plays, it encounters a stranger or it goes for a walk. The computer correctly recognized the emotional reaction of the dogs based on their barks and yelps in 43 percent of the cases. People had judged correctly in 40 percent of cases.


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BUT IT WAS ON TV......IT MUST BE REAL
An elderly Scottish woman called in a rescue call after mistaking the movie "Open Water" showing a couple being attacked by sharks while scuba diving, for the real thing. A Royal Navy helicopter, a lifeboat and a team of coastguards were sent to hunt for the "missing" bathers on Monday after a call from the unidentified woman, until they realized she was just watching TV.



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THEY WALK AMONG US.........

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They Walk Among Us and Many Work RetailI
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back .same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said, 'Where'?

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.

'They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern o r Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'


They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.They Walk Among Us!My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'


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Leonardo DaVinci spent 12 years painting just the lips on the Monda Lisa.

Before he pursued his acting career, Jack Nicholson worked as an office boy in MGM's cartoon department.

The shoe string was invented in England in 1790. Until then shoes were fastened with buckles.



Before they became famous, many entertainers worked in sales. Among them, Johnny Cash sold appliances, Rue McClanahan sold blouses, Boris Karloff sold real estate, Leonard Nimoy sold vacuum cleaners, and George Takei sold men's ties.

A passionate kiss uses up 6.4 calories per minute.

The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company � on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1861 Flush toilet (with separate water tank and a pull chain) patented by Mr Thomas Crapper (Honest!)
1926 George Burns marries Gracie Allen
1928 1st fully automatic photographic film developing machine patented
1929 Popeye makes 1st appearance, in comic strip "Thimble Theatre"
1954 Jacques Cousteau's 1st network telecast airs on "Omnibus" (CBS)
1963 Wilt Chamberlain of NBA San Francisco Warriors scores 67 points vs Los Angeles
1969 Beatles release Yellow Submarine album in UK
1969 Debut album of Led Zeppelin released in US
1972 Section of Memphis' Highway 51 South renamed Elvis Presley Blvd
1984 Supreme Court rules (5-4) private use of home VCRs to tape TV programs for later viewing does not violate federal copyright laws
1998 President Clinton faces sexual harassment charges from Paula Jones

BIRTHDAY

Betty White-86
Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles)-49
Eartha Kitt-81
Jim Carrey-46
Vidal Sassoon-80
James Earl Jones-77
Maury Povich-69
Naveen Andrews (Lost: Sayid Jarrah)-39
Muhammad Ali-66
Kid Rock-37
Mick Taylor (Rolling Stones)-60
Paul Young-52
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NO MORE NEW SHOWS:
The writers strike hs now shut down any new episodes for these shows: "Desperate Housewives," "Grey's Anatomy" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," "Two and a Half Men," "30 Rock," "The Office" and "Heroes" . Now will the Oscars be next? They're working on a non-strike and strike version of the show.

ROBERT BLAKE BACK IN COURT
Robert Blake is appealing the $30 million wrongful-death verdict against him over his wife's death.

OJ'S BAIL INCREASED
A judge raised OJ's bail to $250,ooo for attempting to contact a co-defendant in the armed robbery case against him.

MY WORD IS BOND
That's the title of a Roger Moore's life story in book form set for release in the fall.

AMERICAN IDOL RATINGS LOWER
The debut show on Tuesday night had 11% fewer viewers than past debut shows. 33 million viewers.

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SNAKE WALKING NOT ALLOWED.............
A36 year old Curtis Newberry was arrested along a roadway in Mastic, NY for walking on the highway with a 14 foot python wrapped around his body. He was spotted by an officer for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals while out strolling Tuesday afternoon. The officer called police because the python is considered a danger to the public.




I THINK I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING
A court security deputy was fired and two others suspended after an inmate was left in a holding cell for more than two days without food. "He completely forgot," Julio Fernandez said on the officer in charge. "He just forgot that the guy was in there." ..."He told me that he was going to come back and get me, but he never came back," James Logan told reporters in a jailhouse interview Monday. He was transferred to a jail for his cocaine possession charges.

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UNINTENTIONAL DOG-KNAPPING
5 Chicago area dogs got free ride the other day. The 5 were in the back of a van for a pet sitting service when the van was stolen while the driver was returning one of the pets to it's home. All were found safely later when the stolen van was abandoned. None of the canines could identify any suspects....Yet!

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NOT IN MY CHURCH YO DON'T
A Romanian ICE CHURCH has had to take measures to keep itself from melting. The Ice Church has become so popular with locals, wedding parties, baptisms and visitors alike that they've had to take to banning candle burning to stop it from melting.

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BOZO AND SHAKES PAY ATTENTION
The University of Sheffield study of more than 250 children, aged four to 16, found children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared by them.

HEATED SIDEWALKS OK IN WISCONSIN AGAIN
Wisconsin was the only state in the union to ban heated sidewalks back in the 80's. It was in response to the energy crisis. Now heated walkways are legal again. Lawmakers repealed the ban after an especially cold-snowy winter.

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WRONG WAY TO DISPOSE OF CHRISTMAS TREE
A Greman man decided to get rid of his Christmas tree by tossing it from the balcony of his apartment. One problem, he went over the balcony with the tree falling 22 feet to the sidewalk below. The tree did not break his fall.


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UPDATE: EMPLOYER "FIRES" SMOKERS A HOAX
We had the story last week about a German employer who said he fired three non-smokers because they had threatened disruptions after asking for a smoke-free environment. He made it up while talking to the newspaper. Why the hoax? "He said it was a joke and worth the trouble. He said he's a chain-smoker himself and said he was tired of smokers being hassled so much."

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John Denver was a pilot who had a desire to see outer space. He campaigned to fly the 1986 Challenger mission, but was turned down. The Russians offered to let him fly their next space mission, for $10 million.

Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina state anthem.



The official beverage of the state of Ohio is tomato juice.


Dinner plates that once belonged to President John F. Kennedy are on display at the Liberace Museum in Las Vegas.


It is estimated that a healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1493 Columbus returns to Spain on his 1st trip
1547 Ivan IV the Terrible (17) crowns himself 1st tsar of Russia
1939 Comic strip "Superman" debuts
1964 "Hello, Dolly!" starring Carol Channing, opens at St James Theater New York City NY for 2,844 performances
1976 "Donny & Marie" [Osmond] musical variety show premieres on ABC TV
1976 Peter Frampton released platinum live album "Frampton Comes Alive"
1980 Paul McCartney jailed in Tokyo for 10 days on marijuana possession
1981 Boxer Leon Spinks is mugged, his assailants even take his gold teeth
1985 "Playboy" announces end of stapling centerfolds
1988 Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder fired from CBS for racial remarks
1991 Operation Desert Storm begins - US & 27 allies attack Iraq for occupying Kuwait (air war begins January 17 at 2:38AM (local time)
1995 UPN (Universal-Parmount Network) begins telecasting

BIRTHDAYS

A.J. Foyt (Former auto racer)-73
John Carpenter (Director)-60
Debbie Allen-58
Kate Moss-34
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MATTHEW McCONAUGHAY DADDY TO BE
Matthew McConaughey is going to be a dad. The actor and his girlfriend, Brazilian model Camila Alves, are expecting a baby

ZAC EFRON EMERGENCY SURGERY
"High School Musical" star Zac Efron underwent emergency surgery Tuesday to remove his appendix

BRITNEY WON'T GET KIDS FOR AT LEAST A MONTH
Britney Spears won't get to be with her two little boys for at least another month, when another custody hearing is scheduled. An L.A. court commissioner is keeping an earlier order in effect: the kids stay in Kevin Federline's custody and Spears' right to visit is suspended.


STEVE HOLY INCIDENT
Two Dallas police officers accused of holding singer Steve Holy and a friend at gunpoint during a game of foosball last month at Holy's house have been fired. The officers each face a misdemeanor charge of deadly conduct in connection with the December 27th incident.




KT TUNSTALL ENGAGED
KT Tunstall's got engaged to her boyfriend, drummer Luke Bullenn, he proposed to her on Christmas Day.



JEWEL COUNTRY RELEASE FEB. 5th
Jewel's coming out with her first country single, and it's called ``Stronger Woman.'' She says it's about a woman standing up for herself and getting out of a non-productive relationship. From the upcoming cd "Perfectly Clear.''


BUDDY HOLLY'S WIDOW IS SUING PEGGY SUE
Buddy Holly's widow is threatening legal action against the woman who claims to be the real Peggy Sue. Maria Elena Holly says Peggy Sue Gerron's book ``Whatever Happened to Peggy Sue?'' will harm her husband's name, her own reputation and her company, Holly Properties.




DOLLY PARTON RELEASE DELAYED
The release of Dolly Parton's first country album in years, ``Backwoods Barbie,'' is being pushed back to late February or early March. It'll now coincide with the launch of Parton's ``Backwoods Barbie World Tour'' which kicks off February 28th in Minneapolis.



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DON'T MESS WITH MY WATCHBIRD..................
Merlin is a McCaw at The Pet Palace in Leominster, Mass. The bird recentl scared off some burglars who sashed the front window of the store. They were frightened whenMerlin in a very human voice started screaming for Rhonda, his former owner. "When he hears someone come into the building, or the puppies get riled up or whatever, he'll start calling for Rhonda, who is the woman who used to own him," Lori Oltman said. "He was screaming for Rhonda and they weren't aware that it was a bird and not a person. And so they took flight rather quickly." GOOD BIRD!





CHECK CHARGE DROPPED
Davis Binner was miffed when he got a $5 parking ticket, so when he wrote a vulgar message on the memo line of a check he used to pay a $5 parking ticket in Doylestown PA.. That got police involved when clerks were offended by the message, and the a disorderly conduct charge was filed because the comment was obscene, police Chief James Donnelly said. He wrote a letter of apology for using the F-word and charges were dropped.


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THIS AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S BOY SCOUTS
Britain's Scout Association has 40 new badges that young scouts can achieve. And it's not the old fashioned kind. Skateboarding, racing quad bikes, para-gliding and making fruit salad as well as astronautics and snow boarding are also featured. There is also a badge for public relations, prompting The Daily Telegraph Saturday to describe it as "scouting for spin doctors".

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GREEK STRESS RELIEF
Apparently Greeks are stressed these days because of the economy and other factors. So rather than just their normal hand gestures to relieve stress, they ca now go to the internet. "Have you been dumped, harassed or angered? Why not unload with a curse?" offers www.e-katares.com (e-curse.com).

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HERE'S HOW TO ROB A BANK
A con man posing as the President of Barclay's Bank in London. The man persuaded call center staff into issuing a Barclaycard in chairman Marcus Agius' name. He then walked into the bank and walked out with around $20,000. Bank officials were duly embarrassed.

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TOP MORONS OF 2007 (just in..)

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked i ntellectual leader ship. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police lin e, shouting, "Pleas e come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the ta ke was too sma ll, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a l ineup. Whe n detectives aske d each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!" .

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
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Microsoft founder and billionaire businessman Paul Allen accumulated the world's largest toy collection, as well as the world's largest collection of rock and roll memorabilia.

According to a 2007 study on the life expectancy of home products, dishwashers and microwaves typically last about nine years, gas ranges about 15, trash compactors only six. Light switches last about 10, water faucets 20, interior paint jobs 15, windows 30, and carpets no more than eight to ten.

Americans today consume nearly the same number of calories per day as Americans did in 1910, but the weight of the average American has increased substantially due to lack of exercise.

Results of a survey show that 76 percent of women make their bed every day, compared to 46 percent of men.

The phrase "wet your whistle" comes from old England where whistles were baked into the rims or handles of ceramic cups used in pubs. When the customer needed a refill, they blew the whistle to be served.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1690 Clarinet is invented, in Nüremberg, Germany
1699 Massachusetts holds day of fasting for wrongly persecuting "witches"
1914 Henry Ford introduces assembly line, for T-Fords
1967 Sonny & Cher release "The Beat Goes On"
1972 "Sanford & Son" starring Redd Foxx premieres on NBC TV
1980 "Blues Brothers" movie with Dan Akroyd & John Belushi opens
1981 FCC frees stations to air as many commercials an hour as they wish
1984 Madonna 1st sings "Holiday" on American Bandstand
1989 1,000 muslims burn Rushdies' "Satanic Verses" in Bradford England
1993 David Letterman announces his show is moving from NBC to CBS
1998 100th episode of "Ellen" airs

BIRTHDAYS

Andy Rooney (60 Minutes)-89
Emily Watson-41
Jack Jones-70
LL Cool J-40
Faye Dunaway-67
Jason Bateman-39
Carl Weathers-60
Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters)-39

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BOX OFFICE

1.The Bucket List
2.First Sunday
3.Juno
4.National Treasure: Book of Secrets
5.Alvin and the Chipmunks
6.I Am Legend
7.One Missed Call
8.P.S. I Love You
9.The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
10.Atonement


SAG AWARDS
Screen Actors Guild Awards. The show airs on TNT and TBS on January 27, but an annual auction to benefit the SAG Foundation is up on eBay now. Go to sagawards.org/auction to bid on bleacher seats, movie memorabilia, the gift bag that presenters get and more. It all benefits foundation programs to promote child literacy and help SAG members in distress.


JOHNNY DEPP ABOUT SWEENEY TODD
Globe nominee Johnny Depp says he was scared to take on the singing in the film Sweeney Toddy, but he got through it with the help of his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, who is a singer and actress.


NICOLE RITCHIE BABY
Lionel is a grandpa. Nicole Richie, 26, gave birth Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center to a daughter named Harlow Winter Kate Madden.


DAVID ALAN GRIER BABY
David Alan Grier is the father of a new baby girl. The actor and comedian's wife Christine Y. Kim gave birth to Luisa Danbi Grier-Kim — "Danbi" means "sweet rain" in Korean — 7 pounds, 6 ounces.


CHRISTINA AGUILERA BABY
Pop singer Christina Aguilera has given birth to a son in Los Angeles, her label said on Sunday. Max Liron Bratman was born on Saturday night.


PAUL McCARTNEY ABOUT HEATHER MILLS IN SONG
Paul McCartney has teamed up with British musician Nitin Sawhney for a track on his forthcoming album about "how he feels about Heather and what was going on with the paparazzi because no one has heard his side of it at all , so this will be the first time anyone hears a song relating to that subject,"according to Sawhney. "London Undersound" should be out later this year.

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$12,000 IN COLD CASH.............
Sometimes old moldy things in your refridgerator can be good... Colleen and Jim MEsler in Janesville Wisconsin thought it was a package of old meat and were about to throw out the leftovers from a fridge in an apartment they moved into. It ended up being around $12K in cash, frozen. The couple spent the afternoon warming the bills in the oven and separating them with tweezers. The proceeds could be illegal drug money left behind by previous renters who were busted on drug charges. If proven the money goes to the state. If not the Meslers will get it. Fingers are crossed.



FBI DIDN'T PAY IT'S BILL
There are some red faces at The Bureau after it was disclosed that the FBI has failed to pay phone bills on time, causing telecommunication firms to temporarily cut off wiretaps used for terrorism investigations, an audit found.


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AUSTRALIA'S NEW WORDS DICTIONARY
Here we go with another dictionary publishing new words for a new era:
* boomeritis covers a range of sports-related injuries incurred by baby boomers as they pursue physical fitness s into old age.
* cyberathlete is defined as "a professional player of computer games"
* digital native is "a person who grows up using digital media and communications systems, and thus has complete familiarity with them."
* floordrobe, "a floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system."
* globesity sums up the worldwide fat phenomenon.
* slummy mummies -- mothers of young children who have abandoned all care for their personal appearance, as opposed to yummy mummies.
* salad dodgers = overweight people
* data smog -- "electronic information as by emails, internet searches, etc., which, by its volume, impairs performance and increases stress."

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FROG ON A HARLEY PREDICTS WINNING LOTTO NUMBERS
It just doesn't get any better than this....A Thai woman claims her pet frog enjoys riding toy motorcycles and can predict winning lottery numbers. Tongsai Boommrungtai believes she can communicate with Nong Oui, her blac spotted frog. "The frog had a small chick in its mouth," she said. "I looked her straight in the eye and knew I could communicate with her. I told her to drop the chick and she did and then came hopping in. Elders now stop by to read the skin on Nong Uoi's stomach and look for numbers. "Ten people subsequently won the lottery which drew crowds to the house - and then they started losing. So I have had to ground her. I promised one day to take her to the seaside, and her dream has come true. "There is nothing more that she likes than to chill out on her toy Harley-Davison, or a battery operated dumper truck. But she can strike a pose just about anywhere."

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IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME HONEY
A Texas woman has had a 5 foot tall wedding cake made in her likeness for her 10th anniversary and vow renewal ceremony. "Growing up, I always wanted a doll in my likeness.
"So when we started planning our wedding I told my husband I wanted a unique wedding where my dream would come true." Chidi Igbuta got her wish . The $5,000 cake took five weeks to make, needed two gallons of amaretto, 50lbs of sugar, 200 eggs and weighed a whopping 400lb.

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DARWIN AWARDS 2007

An East German man who electrocuted himself when he tried to get rid of moles by pounding metal rods into the ground and connecting them to a high-voltage power line.

A West Virginia man who was crushed while dismantling a rundown barn. He fired up his chainsaw and ripped through a crucial support post, bringing down the whole structure on himself.

An Illinois man who won a game of chicken to see who could stay on a railway line the longest in the path of an oncoming train.

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The female pigeon cannot lay eggs if she is alone. She must be able to see another pigeon in order for her ovaries to function. Her own reflection will work if no other pigeon is available.

Since most people are right-handed, the holes on men's clothes have buttons on the right - to make it easier for men to push them through the holes. Well, that's easy, but aren't women mostly right-handed too? Women's buttons are on the OPPOSITE side so their maids can dress them. When buttons were first used, they were expensive and only wealthy women had them. Since a maid faces the woman she is dressing, having the buttons on the left of the dress places them on the maid's right.



When released in China, the James Bond film From Russia with Love was retitled 007 Averted the Spy Plot.

New Zealand was the first country to give woman the vote, in 1893.

Gwyneth Paltrow turned down the role of British agent Emma Peel in the 1998 movie "The Avengers," the silver-screen remake of the popular 1960s TV show. The part was ultimately taken by Uma Thurman.

It takes a ton of ore to produce one gold wedding ring.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1693 Mt Etna erupts, Sicily
1949 Snowfall 1st recorded in Los Angeles
1969 Jethro Tull's This Was Jethro Tull album debuts
1969 "Hooked on a Feeling" by BJ Thomas peaks at #5
1974 ABC airs final episode of "Love, American Style"
1980 Debut of the Pretenders
1983 Billy Martin named New York Yankee manager for 3rd time
1995 5th TV network (WB) Warner Brothers begins
1997 23rd People's Choice Awards Bill Cosby wins
1998 24th Annual People's Choice Awards - Seinfeld, Tim Allen win
1998 AFC Championship Denver Broncos beat Pitt Steelers 24-21
1998 US female Figure Skating championship won by Michelle Kwan
1998 US male Figure Skating championship won by Todd Eldredge

BIRTHDAYS

Clarence Clemmons (E Street Band)-66
Vicky Peterson (The Bangles)-50
Tom Dumont (No Doubt)-40
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THIS WEEKEND'S MOVIES


The Bucket List Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman are terminally ill friendswho embark on a crazy road trip to fulfill a wish list before dying.
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First Sunday Ice Cube and Tracy Morgan are bumbling petty criminals who come up with a crazy scheme to rob their neighborhood church.
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Jason Statham must find his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, amidst the backdrop of war in the Kingdom of Ehb.
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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything:A VeggieTales Movie Three animated veggie pals reluctantly set sail for adventure.
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TOM CRUISE EXTORTIONIST
A man who tried to extort $1.3 million from Tom Cruise in exchange for stolen wedding photographs of the actor and Katie Holmes was sentenced to two years probation Thursday.


MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ OUT OF JAIL
The Lost star was released from a Los Angeles County women's jail Wednesday after serving 18 days of a 180-day sentence for violating probation in a drunken driving case.


DAN RATHER LAWSUIT
Dan Rather's lawsuit against CBS lives. A judge said Wednesday he was leaning toward allowing Dan Rather's $70 million lawsuit over his being fired by CBS to proceed. Rather says his employers made him a "scapegoat" to placate the White House after a faulty story about President Bush.

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MEANEST MOM UPDATE....>CAR GETS SOLD
In a followup to the story of the Fort Dodge Iowas woman who put her teenage son's car up for sale after finding booze under the front seat. The car has sold. A refresher here's what her ad in the local paper said: “Totally uncool parents who obviously don’t love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for 3 weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.”




TODAY'S CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW GADGET
The Starry Night Sleep Technology Bed has wireless Internet, an iPod dock, a surround sound speaker system, LCD video projector, dual temperature controls and even a DVR. But the price tag might just keep you awake. It's $20,000 to $50,000!

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HE JUST WANTED TO PLAY POOL
Jeremy Turner was playing pool at the Orton Pool Room. Problem here is that when Turner returned to the pool hall it was closed, and apparently he really wanted to play some pool and drink. So he broke into the pool hall and proceed to shoot some pool and a few shots. He's been charged with breaking and entering, and larceny for the alcohol authorities say he drank.



LEAVING A LASTING IMPRESSION
This one sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie. Milan Krajnic, fell from the third floor of a building and landed in a pool of freshly-poured concrete. He was unharmed, but the construction worker left quite and impression. He said: "I found out later that the only reason the concrete was still liquid was because it hadn't been mixed right by one of the workers I was employing. "Normally I'd be furious - but in this case I'll let him off."

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SURFING IN LONDON
Here's something you don't see too often in London. An artificial beach with palm trees, boardwalks and rentable fire-pits and barbecues. Six-foot swells will tempt urban surfers at a facility being built on an unused dock on the river Thames, that will create the waves. The cost of the project is over $20 million. Now all they need is sunshine!

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DOES THIS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK FAT
Chinese surgeons have removed a tumor from a woman's buttocks that weighed over 130 pounds. Two teams of surgeons at Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital worked for more than eight hours to remove the 4ft 5in tumour.

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THERE"S ICE IN THAT SNOW
Green Bay Lt. John Laux was making rounds Dec. 31 when he saw a woman with a flashlight in a parking lot. She said she was looking for her engagement ring she had thrown in the snow after an argument with her fiancee. They didn't find it. But every once in a while he'd return to have a look. The snow melted and he noticed the glimmering ice and now they're looking for the rings rightful owner.

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While bad checks and shoplifting account for the bulk of the American retail industry's $26 billion yearly losses, return fraud now costs the industry about $1 billion a year.

There are more species of fish than mammals, reptiles and birds combined.

In the U.S. Colonial period, salmon was quite plentiful and cheap on the eastern coast. Back then, some servants stipulated in their work contracts that they would not be served salmon at a meal more than once a week.

Ellen DeGeneres was the first stand-up comedienne Johnny Carson ever asked to sit on The Tonight Show guest couch during a first appearance.



WHY DOGS AND CATS ARE BETTER THAN KIDS
1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car.
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don't smoke or drink.
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don't want to wear your clothes.
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
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11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1839 Tea from India 1st arrives in UK
1840 Penny Post mail system started
1845 Poets Elizabeth Barrett & Robert Browning begin corresponding
1932 "Mickey Mouse" & "Silly Symphony" comics syndicated 1949 RCA introduces 45 RPM record
1956 Elvis records "Heartbreak Hotel"
1958 Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire" reaches #1 on the country and r&b charts, #2 on the pop chart
1984 Clara Peller 1st asks, "Where's the Beef?"
1984 Luis Aparicio, Harmon Killebrew, & D Drysdale elected to Hall of Fame
1994 Trial of Lorena Bobbitt who cut off her husband's penis, begins
1997 4,000th episode of "Entertainment Tonight"

BIRTHDAYS

David Horowitz (TV Host)-69
Frank Sinatra Jr.-64
Shawn Colvin-52
Rod Stewart-63
Julie Moran (Entertainment Tonight)-46
William Sanderson (Newhart: Larry)-60
George Foreman-59
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DR. PHIL CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT BRITNEY
Doctor Phil McGraw's representative says McGraw ``stands by his previous statements,'' even if Britney Spears' family is angry at him. Spears family spokesman Lou Taylor tells NBC's ``Today'' show McGraw had betrayed the family's trust by talking to the media about Spears' mental health after showing up at her hospital room on Saturday.

O'JAYS ALLEGE UNPAID ROYALTIES
The Philadelphia Inquirer reports The O'Jays have filed suit against producers Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff, Philadelphia International Records and others for theft, larceny and misappropriation of royalties.

JOHHNY CASH TRIBUTE CANCELLED
A Johnny Cash tribute concert at California's Folsom State Prison has been scrapped. Prison officials cite problems over filming rights, media access and security concerns. It's where Cash did a show 40 years ago.

WRITERS STRIKE AFFECT ON AWARDS SHOWS
Ratings sunk big time for the People's CHoice Awards. This year instead of being in front of a live audience it was taped. The two-hour taped show that aired Tuesday on CBS was watched by 6 million viewers, compared with the 11.3 million that watched last year

CHRISTINA AGUILERA LIVE
Christina will release “Back to Basics – Live and Down Under,” featuring her July
performances in Sydney, Australia, exclusively at Best Buy on February 5th.

J-LO MATERNITY LEAVE
She tells Harpers Bazaar that she'll be taking an extended break from performing and working, to spend time with her new baby after it's born this spring.

ANOTHER IDOL LOSES RECORD DEAL
Katherine McPhee is no longer with the SONY-BMG music group. She joins Taylor Hicks and Rueben Studdard as American Idol alumni who haven't had their contracts renewed. He first album sold 366,000 copies.

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WTF?-BANNING CUSSING...YEAH THAT'LL WORK.........
A St. Louis-area town is considering a ban on cussing in bars. The proposed ordinance in St. Charles, Missouri, would also outlaw table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music.



I THINK HE'S SICK
An Australian man has been arrested for faking illnesses and injuries so that he could live rent-free in hospitals for the past two years. The man hasn't worked for 21 years and faked so many injuries and illnesses that he was able to stay in a total of 93 different hospitals since 2005. He has been arrested and charged with welfare fraud.


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KEEPING THE RUNWAYS FREE OF CRITTERS
An Italian airport has come up with a natural problem to critters on the runway. An EAGLE! It seems that foxes have become a problem because they are chasing mice and rabbits onto the runway, so here comes Cheyenne, a six-month-old golden eagle reared in Germany.

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ZAPPING WHILE LISTENING
One of the new gadgets at The Consumer Electronics show is the I-Taser. According to the company that produces it, it "allows for both personal protection and personal music for people on the go". The I-Taser features a 1GB player in the stun gun's holster

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SMOKE OR GET FIRED
Thomas Jensen, a German tele-sales manager is being sued by 3 former employees he fired, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SMOKE: Here's his logic: "Smokers have always been our best employees. Non-smokers interfere with corporate peace. "Our non-smoking employees were actually convinced that they had the right to smoke-free zones. They just complained all the time about smoking, and I don't like grumblers. "It was also very disappointing that the non-smokers would distance themselves from the smokers at social events - it didn't build any team spirit. From now on, I'm only employing smokers."

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During the heating months of winter, the relative humidity of the average American home is 13% nearly twice as dry as the Sahara Desert.

The first catcher in major league baseball history to win the Rookie of the Year award was Johnny Bench of the Cincinnati Reds, in 1968.



Gatorade was named for the University of Florida Gators where it was first developed.

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1493 1st sight of manatees (by Christopher Columbus)
1793 Jean Pierre Blanchard makes 1st balloon flight in North America (Philadelphia)
1894 "Edison Kinetoscopic Record of a Sneeze" released in movie theaters
1923 Juan de la Cierva makes 1st autogiro (helicopter) flight, Spain
1969 Concorde jetliner's 1st test flight (Bristol England)
1972 Passenger ship Queen Elizabeth destroyed by fire 1979 K-Mart pulls Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" for being in "bad taste"
1984 "TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes" premieres on NBC TV (Whoops)
1988 US male Figure Skating championship won by Brian Boitano 1989
1997 Heart attacks sends Frank Sinatra back to hospital
1998 Decapitated head of Danish Little Mermaid is returned

BIRTHDAYS

Judith Krantz (Author)-80
Joely Richardson (Nip/Tuck: Julia)-43
Dick Enberg (Sportscaster)-73
Dave Matthews-41
Susannah York-67
Buster Poindexter-58
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PAY UP OR ELSE..........
A New York Cable Company has come up with an innovative way to get customers to pay overdue bills. Rather than cutting off the service, they have instead started to fill all 77 channels with live coverage of the U. S. Congress. They have found that more people pay up using this approach than simply stopping the service.




DRIVERLESS CARS BY 2018
GM Execs announced they have the technology to develop cars that drive themselves. Much of the technology already exists for vehicles to drive themselves-- radar-based cruise control, motion sensors, lane-change warning devices, electronic stability control and satellite-based digital mapping. The first use likely would be on highways where people would have the option to choose a driverless mode while they still would control the vehicle on local streets.

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I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL
A 10-year-old Mexican boy dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much that he glued his hand to his bed. His mom spent an hour trying everything she could think of to un crazy glue the kid before calling in authorities. Diego's hand was fine, and paramedics managed to unstick him in time for class.

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DOG SAVES BOY WITH A BITE
A Black Lab bit a 13 year old boy repeatedly on the foot to get him awake because there was a fire in the house. "I thought she had to go to the bathroom, but she never bites me," Christopher Peebles said Friday. But instead Laney was just trying to alert him to the danger.

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SIGN THEN EAT
A Chicago tavern said on Thursday it will begin selling chicken wings coated in one of the world's hottest peppers. A dish so hot that patrons first have to sign a waiver agreeing not to sue for injuries. The wings made with Red Savina pepper will be served with an alarm bell for patrons to summon waiters with sour cream, milk sugar and white bread if things get out of hand.

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DANGEROUS DRIVER?
Stephanie Cole of Bristol in ENgland has been banned from driving for 7 days. Dangerous Driving. Only 10 MPH on the freeway. She pulled onto the freeway by accident and freked. SHe even had a sign in the back warning she drives slow and to pass. "I didn't intend getting onto the motorway, but all of a sudden I found myself on it and I could not get off."
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Your ears produce more ear wax when you are afraid than when you are not. (you really wanted to know that didn't you???) Your thumb is the same length as your nose. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. It takes food about 7 seconds to travel from your mouth to your stomach.

The human body uses more than 300 muscles to balance itself when standing still. And on each human foot there are about a trillion bacteria

President James Madison (1809-1817) was the shortest and lightest president in U. S. history at 5 feet, four inches and slightly more than 100 pounds. Madison was the first president to wear trousers rather than knee breeches.

A typical super-sized ocean liner, such as the QE 2, moves only about 6 inches in the water for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1675 1st American commercial corporation chartered (New York Fishing Co)
1790 George Washington delivers 1st "State of the Union" address
1954 Elvis Presley pays $4 to a Memphis studio & records his 1st two songs, "Casual Love" & "I'll Never Stand in Your Way"
1956 Elvis Presley's "Don't Be Cruel/Hound Dog" single goes to #1 & stays #1 for a record 11 weeks (for a single)
1962 Golfer Jack Nicklaus, 21, 1st pro appearance, he came in 50th
1966 Beatles' "Rubber Soul" album goes #1 & stays #1 for 6 weeks
1966 Beatles' "We Can Work It Out" single goes #1 & stays #1 for 3 weeks
1966 Who & the Kinks perform on the last "Shindig" TV show on ABC
1968 Jacques Cousteau's 1st undersea special on US network TV
1974 Loch Ness Monster photographed
1992 US President George Bush gets ill & vomits on Japanese prime minister's lap during Japanese tour
1998 Roseanne files for divorce from 3rd husband Ben Thomas

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Soupy Sales-82
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NATALIE IMBRUGLIA DIVORCING
Natalie Imbruglia and Silverchair singer Daniel Johns issued a joint statement saying they are ending their marriage of four years.



JACK BLACK JR.
Jack Black's wife, Tanya Haden, is pregnant with their second child.


NICOLE KIDMAN PREGGERS
Nicole Kidman is pregnant, her spokeswoman confirmed Monday.


TAYLOR HICKS LOSEWS RECORD DEAL
The American Idol 2006 winner has beend dropped by J Records.


BRITNEY CLEAN
Britney Spears tested free of illegal drugs and alcohol during her two-night stay at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, a reliable source tells PEOPLE. Meanwhile Dr. Phil has scrapped his plans for a Britney show.


GENE SIMMONS ON UGLY BETTY
KISS member, Gene Simmons will guest-star on the January 24th episode of ``Ugly Betty'' on ABC. Simmons will play himself.

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I'M IN THE 1ST HOLE IN THE WOODS......
A 20 year old man fled from police after getting pulled for speeding. He almost got away weh he hid from the trooper by burrowing into some soft ground along highway 169 outside of Kent, WA. and covering himself with dirt and leaves. He even sent a text message to his girlfriend to pick him up. Officers caught him when he scrambled from his hole.



WELL YOU CAN KISS MY A$$
Note to self. Don't write a note to the judge that he can kiss your ass or any other body part. That's what Judith Law did when signing a probation order against her. She signed the document and also left some choice words next to her signature. The judge was not amused and gave her an extra 90 days for contempt. She appealed the extra time and lost.


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IGUANA RAIN
The recent cold snap in Florida has Iguana's falling out of trees like leaves. Passersby in Miami were taking to pickin up the lifeless reptiles and putting them in the sun to warm where they would recover and scampeer back to thei trees. Since all three iguana species shelter in tree branches and crevices, he added, when the temperature falls low enough, they are unable to hold on and drop to the ground.

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CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR KIDS?
Lucy van Amerongen's parents complained that they could't understand the 13 year old's teenage slang. That gave her an idea. Write a book. "The A-Z of Teen Talk". Her guide includes 300 teen words used in the UK, such as "antwacky" (unstylish), "cotch down" (sleep), "rago" (OK) and "zip" (yob). It also includes her three golden teen talk rules: never make eye contact when talking to a "mouldie" (parent), always mumble inaudibly, and try to include "like" in every sentence. Can the American version be far behind? Over 3,000 of the books have already sold.

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GUINNESS BOOK'S OLDEST EMIGRANT
Eric King-Turner will become the oldest Brit to emigrate when he and his 87 year old wife, Doris boarded a ship for the 6 week cruise to a new life in New Zealand. The Guiness record's not what he's focused on: "What's important is that when I'm 105 I don't want to be thinking, 'I wish I'd moved to the other side of the world when I was 102'."

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MOUSE THEFT SOLVED
Police say two valuable watercolors of Mickey Mouse have been recovered nearly
two decades after they were stolen from a cartoon museum. Police in Rye
Brook, N. Y., say an antiques dealer in New Smyrna Beach contacted authorities
and said he bought the watercolors at a sale of unwanted items from a Florida
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THE GOVERNOR'S CELL PHONE
Most teenagers spend a lot of time on their cell phones, but for
Katie Kamar, 18, hearing her phone ring soon became a colossal bother. The
Lansing, Michigan teenager happened to get assigned the cell phone number that
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Original billing: When Coca-Cola was first introduced to the thirsty
masses in 1886, its sales pitch was as an "Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual
Beverage."

Win Some, Lose Some: Samuel F. B. Morse is famous for being the inventor
of an electric telegraph. He devised the Morse code in 1838. In the
middle of all his creative work, he ran---unsuccessfully---for mayor of New York
City in 1836 and 1841.

Not surprising: It shouldn't come as a surprise that Alex Trebek,the host
of the TV quiz show, "Jeopardy," was a smart kid himself. He grew up in
Canada and won seven spelling bees and four science fair
championships.

Johnny Cash had the number-one album with Ring of Fire in
1964. It was the first country album ever to top the pop
chart!

The first Mickey Mouse comic strip debuted in 1930. Walt Disney's original
choice for his famous character's name was "Mortimer Mouse," but his wife convinced him
to change it to Mickey.

Chew gum to get smarter! In a recent experiment, college students who chewed
gum while taking a test scored, on average, 30 points higher than those who
didn't chew! How come? The act of chewing gum eases anxiety and
increases your focus!

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* ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
* DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
* MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.
* YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.
* WRINKLES:Something other people have. You have character lines.
* EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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1608 Fire destroys Jamestown, Virginia
1610 Galileo discovers 1st 3 Jupiter satellites, Io, Europa & Ganymede
1714 Typewriter patented by Englishman Henry Mill (built years later)
1890 W B Purvis patents fountain pen
1894 Motion picture experiment of comedian Fred Ott filmed sneezing 1896 Fanny Farmer publishes her 1st cookbook
1927 Harlem Globetrotters play 1st game (Hinckley IL)
1929 "Buck Rogers", 1st sci-fi comic strip, premieres

1929 "Tarzan", one of the 1st adventure comic strips, 1st appears
1934 "Flash Gordon" comic strip (by Alex Raymond) debuts

1967 "Newlywed Game" premieres on ABC TV

1968 1st class postage raised from 5 cents to 6 cents
1968 "GE College Bowl" quiz show premieres on NBC TV
1970 Farmers sue Max Yasgur for $35,000 in damages caused by "Woodstock"
1975 Led Zeppelin fans riot before Boston concert, causing $30,000 damage
1982 "Fame" premieres on NBC TV
1992 AT&T releases video-telephone ($1499)
1997 Newt Gingrich, narrowly re-elected speaker of the House

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William Peter Blatty (Author: The Exorcist)-80
Kathy Valentine (The Go-Gos)-49
Jann Wenner (Rolling Stone publisher)-62
Kenny Loggins-60
Nicolas Cage-44
John Ondrasik (Five For Fighting)-43
Kevin Rahm (Desperate Housewives: Lee)-37
David Caruso (CSI: Miami: Horatio)-52
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1.National Treasure: Book of Secrets
2.I Am Legend
3.Juno
4.Alvin and the Chipmunks
5.One Missed Call
6.Charlie Wilson's War
7.P.S. I Love You
8.The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
9.Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
10.Atonement


DOCTOR PHIL CAPITALIZES ON BRITNEY TROUBLES
The TV "Doctor" must be violating some sort of ethics code. Apparently he met with Spears and her family at the hospital where she was taken Friday. Now he's talking PUBLICLY about it. "My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention," McGraw told ET. So much for Doctor patient confidentality!!! He says he'll have more on his show this week.


MISSING MARLEY MUSIC
A massive collection of 1970s music, including original recordings by reggae greats Bob
Marley and Peter Tosh, has disappeared from the archives of the former Jamaica
Broadcasting Corp., authorities said Saturday. The possible theft of
thousands of vinyl records and compact discs is a blow to the island's history,
said Olivia Grange, Jamaica's information minister. Musicians and former
JBC employees criticized the government for not properly maintaining the
archives.


LETTERMAN SHAVING TONIGHT
David Letterman plans to shave off his beard during Monday's show.


LENO-KIMMEL GUESTING ON EACH OTHER'S SHOW
This Thursday Leno will have Jimmy Kimel and Kimmel will have Jay Leno on as a guest. Leno said: "It will be fun to discuss who's a good guest, who's a difficult guest and everything else that comes with sitting behind these desks."


EDDIE MURPHY GETTING MARRIED AGAIN
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmunds will get married a second time, just in case. Their first ceremony was on a private island off Bora Bora. Edmunds' publicist tells People magazine that it's ``typical when couples get married in foreign countries'' to have a legal ceremony back in the U.S. The publicist says the wedding that took place in French Polynesia was ``to bind Eddie and Tracey spiritually.''


NEW SHOWS COMING
* CBS airs a three-night miniseries, Comanche Moon, starting Jan.
13...
* HBO's In Treatment about a new resident therapist (Gabriel Byrne)
starts Jan. 28 and runs Monday through Friday for nine weeks.
* NBC, Lipstick Jungle, Brooke Shields' new show, starts Feb. 7.
* Fox's The Return of Jezebel James with Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose starts seven episodes on March 7.
* Tracey Ullman returns to Showtime this Spring.
* Fox's American Idol premieres Jan. 15 and 16 in two two-hour shows.

New Reality Shows:
* Bravo's Make Me a Supermodel starts Thursday for 12
weeks.
* CMT has My Big Redneck Wedding, starting Friday, for eight
episodes.
* ABC's Dancing With the Stars spinoff, Dance War: Bruno vs.
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THE ULTIMATE COUCH POTATOE.....
Stan Friedman is the ultimate couch potato. The New York research librarian wins the ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition, after more than 29 grueling hours of watching TV sports. He takes the couch potato title after his last remaining competitor had make an unscheduled dash to the bathroom. They could order unlimited food and drinks. But the recliner jockeys weren't allowed to doze off or make more than one trip to the john every eight hours. Friedman won a $5,000 prize package including a huge TV and a new recliner.



GPS SCHMEE-P-S!
Some folks take life too literally, including a computer consultant in upstate NY who was following the gizmo's directions a little too closely, and drove right in front of a train. Metro-North railroad spokesman Dan Brucker says the man got out of his car just in time. It had gotten stuck on the tracks. The train hit his car @ 60 MPH.


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SPAIN'S GOT NOTHING ON ALASKA
The first annual Running Of The Reinedeer is coming next month. 500 men and 500 women will get a chance to run with the reindeer in Anchorage. People will be paying 20 bucks a head to run with the reindeer in Anchorage's Fur Rendezvous.

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CASH IT ALREADY
A Bad Axe Michigan couple got upset with a convenience store clerk told them he couldn't cash their lottery ticket. They wanted their $150 in winnings. They changed their tune when the clerk inform them they hadn't won $150, but instead a mere $250,000.

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In Bavaria, beer isn't considered an alcoholic drink but rather a staple food.

The phrase "a red letter day" dates back to 1704, when holy days were marked in red letters in church calendars.

Teddy Roosevelt was the Police Commissioner of New York in 1895, when he formed the �Bicycle Squad." Members of the squad chased down speeders who exceeded the speed limit of 8 miles per hour.

The first president to appear on television was Franklin D. Roosevelt. He was seen by American viewers at the opening of the New York World's Fair on April 30, 1939.

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1493 Columbus left new world on return from 1st voyage
1885 Dr W W Grant of Iowa, performs 1st appendectomy (on Mary Gartside, 22)
1887 Thomas Stevens is 1st man to bicycle around the world (San Francisco-San Francisco)
1936 Billboard magazine publishes its 1st music hit parade
1954 Elvis Presley records a 10 minute demo in Nashville
1957 "Blondie" situation comedy premieres on NBC TV (later on CBS) 1968 Leo Fender sells Fender Guitars for $13 million
1970 Beatles last recording session at EMI studios
1974 Nixon refuses to hand over tapes subpoenaed by Watergate Committee
1980 President Carter announces US boycott of Moscow Olympics
1982 Bryant Gumbel became co-host of NBC's "Today Show"
1984 "Night Court" starring Harry Anderson premieres on NBC TV
1995 Newt Gingrich (R) becomes speaker of the House

BIRTHDAYS

Don Shula (Former football coach)-78
Julia Ormond-43
Dyan Cannon (Ally McBeal: “Whipper”)-71
Michael Stipe (R.E.M.)-48 Dave Foley (NewsRadio: Dave)-45

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BRITNEY SPEARS POLICE VISIT
Police were called to Britney Spears' home last night because of a custodial dispute involving her children. A police spokesman in Los Angeles says officers went to the home at 8 p.m. . Six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck enter the grounds. Earlier Thursday, the 26-year-old singer appeared for a deposition in the custody dispute. She was deposed for only 14 minutes. Her attorney's quit yesterday. The dispute tlasted nearly three hours before an intoxicated Spears reportedly turned over her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

STEPHEN STILL DOING FINE AFTER SURGERY
Stephen Stills has had successful prostate surgery. Stills had the operation yesterday and he plans to be home today, according to his wife, Kristin Stills. She says in a statement the procedure ``went remarkably well and he couldn't be better.''

TOP SELLING ALBUM OF 2007
The top-selling album of the year was a Christmas album. Nielsen SoundScan reports Josh Groban's ``Noel'' was the biggest seller of 2007, with sales of 3.7 million copies. The soundtrack to ``High School Musical 2'' was second with 2.9 million units, and ``Long Road Out Of Eden'' by The Eagles was third, selling 2.6 million copies.

PRISCILLA WILL CELEBRATE THE KINGS BIRTHDAY
Priscilla Presley will take part in the traditional Elvis Presley birthday celebration at Graceland for the first time on Tuesday.

THE GRAMMYS AT STARBUCKS
Some of the best Grammy-winning songs will be part of a two-CD collection on sale at Starbucks. ``The Grammys - 50th Anniversary Collection,'' includes songs by Beck, Sheryl Crow, Culture Club, Dixie Chicks, Gorillaz, Norah Jones, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon and Sarah McLachlan. The collection is on sale now. The Grammys will be held February 10th in Los Angeles and shown on CBS.
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SPEEDING CAMERA MISTAKE.....
Note to self...If I get caught by a speed camera and chop it down and bury it in a field, be sure to destroy it so that pictures of myself are NOT on the tape. Two Austrian teenagers have been fined 75,000 pounds ($100,000) for hacking down and burying a roadside speed camera. Peter Hochstacher and Thomas Moebel, both 19, were snapped by the camera speeding in the town of Lustenau in Austria. They used a pair of axes and a saw they had with them in their car to chop it down and then buried it in a nearby field. But the box was found by a local farmer as he ploughed his land and police who examined it found pictures of the pair on the camera inside and they later confessed to tearing down the device.





YOU EAT TOO MUCH
Ricky Labit's a good eaer. Apparently too goo for the Manchuria restaraunt. Ricky says the restaurant overcharged him, then banned he and a relative because they atea lot when they came. Ricky is 6' 5" and 270. A waitress gave him and his wife's cousin, 44-year-old Michael Borrelli, a bill for $46.40, roughly double the buffet price for two adults."She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,'" Labit said. Police had to be called to work out he situation. The police report states, "The incident was settled when the management advised that the bill was a mistake and, to appease Ricky, the meal was complimentary."
Labit said he insisted on paying but was told not to come back. He complained that when seafood on the buffet line runs out, the restaurant only grudgingly cooks more.


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AAAH...NOW TELL ME ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING...While much of the US is being pounded by winter weather there are thousands of happ Canadiansbecause of a 5inch plus snowfall. It was all part of a contest. housands of Canadians won a free winter getaway Wednesday in this country's largest ever travel promotion which was pegged to a minimum five inches of snow falling on New Year's day. It snowed 5.8 inches so I-Travel2000 will be paing up to those Canadians who signed up. The odds wee in favor of the company which had insured itself just in case. "You've got a better chance of being hit by lightning than winning this contest if you live in Calgary," a spokesman said.

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Lake Superior State University's 2008 List Of Banished Words Or Phrases:
-- perfect storm
-- Webinar
-- waterboarding
-- organic
-- wordsmith/wordsmithing
-- author/authored
-- post 9/11
-- surge
-- give back
-- `blank' is the new `blank'
-- Black Friday
-- back in the day
-- random
-- sweet
-- decimate
-- emotional
-- pop
-- It is what it is
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Insects and arachnids make up 80 percent of all the animal species on Earth.

The first official baseball hat was made of straw.

The ancient Mayans made their knives from obsidian, or volcanic glass. Theirs are considered the sharpest knives ever to exist, and were used in their sacrificial rituals.

The word "gas," coined by the chemist J.B. van Helmont, is taken from the word "chaos," which means "unformed" in Greek.

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1431 Joan of Arc handed over to the bishop
1521 Martin Luther excommunicated by Roman Catholic Church
1872 1st patent list issued by US Patent Office
1876 1st free kindergarten in US opens in Florence MA
1888 1st wax drinking straw patented, by Marvin C Stone in Washington DC
1938 March of Dimes established to fight polio
1957 1st electric watch introduced, Lancaster PA
1958 Edmund Hillary reaches South Pole overland
1961 US breaks diplomatic relations with Cuba
1964 Jack Paar Show, shows a clip of the Beatles singing "She Loves You"
1967 Carl Wilson of the Beach Boys is indicted for draft evasion
1967 "Tonight Show" is shortened from 105 to 90 minutes
1977 Apple Computer incorporated
1987 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inducts 1st female artist Aretha Franklin
1990 Panama's leader General Manuel Noriega surrenders to US authorities
1997 Bryant Gumbel co-hosted his final "Today" show on NBC-TV
1998 Grandpa Jones suffers a stroke


BIRTHDAYS

Robert Loggia 78
Danica McKellar (Wonder Years: Winnie)-33
Dabney Coleman-76
Bobby Hull (NHL Hall-of-Famer)-69
Kimberley Locke (American Idol contestant)-30
Victoria Principal (Dallas: Pamela Ewing)-58
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TYLER PERRY'S NEW GIG
The Madea filmmaker will have a starring role in the new Star Trek movie as an instructor at Star Fleet academy.

SEAN PENN AT CANNES
Actor and director Sean Penn will head the awards jury at the Cannes Film Festival this year, organizers announced Thursday. The festival's 61st edition is scheduled for May 14-25.

BRITNEY SPEARS LEGAL TROUBLES
Britney Spears' lawyers in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline are quitting.
The law firm Trope and Trope asked a court Wednesday to be relieved as Spears' attorneys. The firm says there's been a "breakdown" in communication with the the singer that makes representing her "impossible." BTW, she did NOT show up for a Wednesday deposition again on Wednesday the FIFTH time.

ELIZABETH HASSELBECK RETURNS
She'll be back on the View starting Monday after maternity leave.

JOLIE-PITT BABY?
Angelina Jolie tells US WEEKLY that she and Brad Pitt may have another baby as early as next year.

CHRISTINA AND KATIE
Christina Aguilera and Katie Holmes will star together in a new movie, "Humboldt Park" that starts shooting in February which is right after she's expected to give birth to her first child.

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$95,000 FOR MASSAGES???......
Pay for it yourself. That's what some governemnt works in AUstralia have charged the government over the past year for stress reliveing massages. Assistant Treasurer Chris Bowen says that bureaucrats must pay for their own.



IN CASE YOUR PIT BUL ISN'T SCARY ENOUGH
Pit Bull armor. Yep, you can now buy a full suit of armor for your pit bull. Andy owns the company and say he enjoys the comments and working with his hands. He also designs armor for men, women, horses and....are ya ready.??? SQUIRRELS!! http://pitbullarmory.com.


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A McDonalds worker was picking up some litter on his walk the other day when he noticed that the envelope had a check for $185,000 in it. He turned it in...

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PORTUGUESE OFFICIAL SMOKES HIS WAY INTO TROUBLE...
The head of the Portuguese agency responsible for enforcing a new ban on smoking in public was seen lighting up at a New Year party, breaking the law on the first day it came into effect.

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The Mayflower was a tiny ship. The vessel was not much larger than a modern tennis court, but it held 102 people.


More than 1,500 new species have been discovered in Australian waters in the past 10 years.


If a person had $1 million in 1980, it would be the same as having more than $2 million in 2000.


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1776 1st revolutionary flag displayed
1936 1st electron tube to enable night vision described, St Louis MO
1962 Nighttime version of "Password" with Allen Ludden premieres on CBS
1974 55 MPH speed limit imposed by Richard Nixon
1983 Garry Trudeau takes a 20-month break from writing "Doonesbury"
1997 Howard Stern Radio Show premieres in Columbus OH on WBZX 99.7 FM
1998 Autopsy of Chris Farley shows he overdosed of opiates & cocaine

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JAMES BROWN LEGAL BATTLES
The legal fights over James Brown's estate are preventing the release of some of his final recordings, according to his longtime adviser. Buddy Dallas says Brown cut an album in Los Angeles in the summer before he died in December 2006. Dallas says the songs remain unreleased because of legal disputes over who would profit from the sale of those recordings.


MC HAMMER'S NEW VENTURE
MC Hammer is hoping to create his own version of YouTube, only with dance videos. The site is called DanceJam and he hopes to have it up and running in a few weeks.


GARTH BENEFIT CONCERTS
Garth Brooks is performing some benefit concerts at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on January 25th and January 26th. All proceeds will go to fire victims and firefighters in California.


EDDIE MURPHY MARRIED
Eddie Murphy celebrated New Year's Day by getting married to film producer Tracey Edmonds.

TOP TV SHOWS LAST WEEK
1. "Sunday Night Football: Washington at Minnesota," NBC.
2. "CSI: Miami," CBS.
3. "60 Minutes," CBS.
4. "NCIS," CBS.
5. "Criminal Minds," CBS.

TOP ALBUMS
1. "Noel," Josh Groban. 143/Reprise/Warner Bros. (Platinum)
2. "Growing Pains," Mary J. Blige. Matriarch/Geffen/IGA.
3. "As I Am," Alicia Keys. MBK/J/RMG. (Platinum)
4. "Long Road Out of Eden," Eagles. ERC. (Platinum)
5. "Hannah Montana 2 (Soundtrack)/Meet Miley Cyrus," Miley Cyrus. Walt Disney/Hollywood. (Platinum)

TOP VIDEO RENTALS
1. "The Bourne Ultimatum," Universal Studios Home Video.
2. "Superbad," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.
3. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," Warner Home Video.
4. "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," Buena Vista Home Entertainment.
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