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TODAY IS: Embrace Your Geekness Day; Gruntled Workers Day~a day to appreciate workers who are happy in their jobs.... and International Town Criers Day~ Go yell at the top of your lungs something meaningful, for all to hear !

SHOCKING RECOVERY
Doctors in Serbia say, Nada Acimovich, 51, has made an amazing recovery from arrhythmia - irregular heartbeats that can be a killer, after being struck by lightening. Apparently the electric jolt put her heartbeat back to normal. She had on rubber shoes which lessened the shock; "In the first place she's lucky to be alive because of the lightning strike, but she's now going to live for much longer too," according to Doctors.

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CAREFUL ON THE JOHN
A woman in a public restroom in Tampa was shot in the leg while sitting on the crapper. A woman in the next stall had her gun fall from her holster amd it went off. The injured woman is recovering. The shooter did have a concealed weapons ppermit. Two words: SAFETY ON...



YA CAN'T WIN IF YA DON'T PLAY
I can't decide if I admire, envy or hate Brenda Bailey of Charleston, SC. She's now won the lottery NINE times racking up over $160,000 in winnings. The latest $7,000 on an Instant Winning ticket.

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NEWSPAPER FRENCH TRANSLATING ENGLISH GOOD NOT
French business newspaper, La Tribune decided to expand their reach publishing international versions of the content in multiple languages. One problem. They don't have translators on staff so they're relying on the notoriously bad translation websites, with predictable hilarious translations: "Ryanair loan to make travel of the passengers upright," ~ "The Chinese car in ambush," ~ "Internet Explorer: mistrust!," ~ "Assets of the continental right in management of the crisis" .....Good luck actually understanding these headlines and stories.

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WHAT MONTH IS IT ?
Sears is getting a jump on the CHristmas holiday already opening an online holiday store and Christmas boutiques at hundreds of stores.
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WORLD'S LARGEST SKINNY DIP ???
Over the weekend the White Tail Resort..(hmmm - no kidding on the name) Virginia's only nudist camp went for the Guiness Book World record for The Largest Skinny Dip. They offered free admission to newcomers to boost their numbers. The 249 brave bare souls should get it, since, believe it or not Guiness did not have a prior record attempt for skinny dipping.

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TEXTING = DANGEROUS
Texting while driving is illegal in many places, now texting while walking can be dangerous too. Teenager Alexa Longueira fell down an open manhole in NYC while texting on a walk. She had only mild cuts and bruises, and of course the girl’s family said they are planning to file a lawsuit against the city.



GENIE BEING SUED
A Saudi Arabian family is suing a Genie. They say the invisible spirit has been throwing stones and stealing cell phones. They've been forced to move out of their home of 15 years saying, "At first we did not take it seriously, but then stranger things started to happen and the children got particularly scared when the genie started throwing stones. "A woman spoke to me first, and then a man. They said we should get out of the house."

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RASEMFRAZIM %$^&#$
Researchers at Keele University in Britain say that swearing actually helps reduce or at the least increase oour tolerance for pain. Dr Richard Stephens, believes it may explain why swearing is common in languages all over the world. The study found found volunteers were able to withstand pain for longer when they swore.


NEW PEA SHOOTING CHAMPION
Jim Collins, 34, is a novice pea shooter and is now the World Champion after a weekend competiton in Witcham, England. Pea Shooting compeitors from across the globe gathered for the festivities over this past weekend and "puffed peas" from 12ft at a 12in target. Mr. Collins went low tech, quite different from last years reigning champ, George Hollis, who's home-designed device featured a gyroscopic balancing mechanism, a hyper-accurate laser sight, and "other bits" borrowed from his son's Nintendo.

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USELESS TRIVIA

In 1937 an American company built the very first auto-airplane combination. It was called the ‘Arrowbile.’

Before David Dunbar Buick manufactured automobiles in 1901 he built bathtubs and other plumbing fixtures.

According to legend, the Greek tragic dramatist Aeschylus (who lived from 525 to 456 B. C.) died when an eagle, looking for a stone on which to smash a tortoise shell, mistakenly dropped the shell on his bald head.

If you visit the state of Arkansas, you can visit Athens, Carthage, Damascus, Egypt, England, Formosa, Hamburg, Havana, Holland, Jerusalem, London, Manila, Melbourne, Oxford, Palestine, Paris, Scotland and Stuttgart which has towns with all of those names.

The Star Spangled Banner’s tune, meter, and verse form was borrowed from the English drinking song, ‘Anacreon in Heaven.’

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:

Q: The same person that designed circuitry for the Galileo Spacecraft also designed something that has been a big hit with kids. What did he create?

A: The Super Soaker!

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1836 US patent #1 (after 9,957 unnumbered patents), for locomotive wheels
1865 Horace Greeley advises his readers to "Go west young man"
1865 PT Barnum's museum burns down
1900 Phillies beat Pittsburgh 23-8
1934 Babe Ruth hits HR #700 against Detroit
1985 Live Aid, a rock concert in London, Phila, Moscow & Sydney
1994 Jeff Gillooly gets two years for his role in the attack on Nancy Kerrigan. Served six months.
2001 “Legally Blonde” opens.
2001 Beijing awarded the 2008 Olympics.

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BIRTHDAYS

Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: Picard)-69
Cheech Marin -63
Michael Spinks (Boxer)-53
Harrison Ford-67
Cameron Crowe (Director)-52
Erno Rubik (Rubik's Cube Inventor)-65

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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS-CELEBS-GOSSIP ETC.

THE BOX OFFICE
1.Bruno
2.Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
3.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
4.Public Enemies
5.The Proposal
6.The Hangover
7.I Love You, Beth Cooper
8.Up
9.My Sister's Keeper
10.The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3


POOR LADY GAG RE GAGA (sorry not my fav)
She says she's broke. The bucks she's been earning are burned up by the extravagant show she puts on. Here's a suggestion. TONE IT DOWN !

SCARLETT JOHANNSEN BABY?
She and hubby, Ryan Reynolds, are planning to jump on the celebrity adoption bandwagon.

RYAN REYNOLD NEW GIG
Warner Bros. has chosen Ryan Reynolds to play the title character in "Green Lantern," the studio's live-action movie based on the DC Comics hero.

DAVID ARQUETTE FIND RAISER
Tomorrow and Wednesday David Arquette will sleep in a Plexiglas box above the Madison Square Garden marquee to raise awareness and money for the hungry.

GARY, IND. HONORS MICHAEL
Michael Jackson's hometown threw a celebration of MJ's life on Friday. 6000 attended the festivities. They unveiled a 7-foot-high granite slab with an etching of Jackson standing on his tiptoes with the words "King of Pop" and his birth date and death date. Now the city is looking to build a museum.

MEL GIBSON - JODIE FOSTER TOGETHER
The pair will team up for "The Beaver" which follows a down-and-out man (Gibson) who finds comfort wearing a beaver hand puppet. Foster willdirect, her first directing effort since 1995's Home for the Holidays.

PARIS HILTON DEFENDS HERSELF
She was on the stand Friday ix-inch stiletto heels and a black dress and amused the judge with a little wave on the way to the witness stand. Then went on to say that she promoted "The pledge". Investors are asking for $8 million saying she didn't do enough.

RYAN SEACREST EXTENSION
The word is Seacrest's negotiating a 3 year American Idol hosting extension that would see a significant raise from his current $5 million a year, or ONLY $100,000 per episode. No wrd, yet on exact amount of the renewal being talked about.

MAROON 5 NEW ALBUM STARTED
Maroon 5 is working on their newest album, the 1st since, 2007's "It won't be long" teaming with producer, Mutt Lange.

MCCARTNEY ON LETTERMAN
Paul McCartney will appear on David Letterman’s “Late Show” on Wednesday. The 1st time ever and the 1st time he's been on stage at the Ed Sullivan theater in 40 years since the Beatles famously appeared on Ed Sullivan's show in the performance that introduced the Beatles to America.

JASON PRIESTLY BABY NEWS
Jason Priestly and wife Naomi are parents for the 2nd time. The baby boy was born last Thurs in LA> No name yet.

RYON O'NEAL OFF THE HOOK
The actor's drug possession charges will be dropped 18 months after his guilty plea and completion of a drug rehab program.

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A senior Moment

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TODAY IS: Don't Step on a Bee Day : Avoid going shoeless in the summer. Going barefoot in July could mean stepping on -- and getting stung by -- a bumble bee.

I can imagine the cacbin announcemenet... "Ladies and gentlemen will have a slight delay due to turtlence..." Flights were delayed at Kennedy Airport in NY when 78 turtles emerged from a nearby bay and crawled onto the tarmac. Flights were delayed for 35 minutes while workers shooed off, albeit very slowly, the reptiles from the runways.

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LIVING ART
27 year old Tiago Primo and his 20-year-old brother Gabriel are living their art work. They aresleeping, working and eating on the side of a building 33 feet up in the air. They have a bed, hammock, chair and dining table they've attached to a bright red and yellow wall in Rio. They've been there since May 1st and plan on staying untilAug. 20th.



BAD COOKING EQUALS JAIL
Okay there's a little assault here too. 66-year-old Meredith Hart Mulcahy's common law hubby complained about her cooking, mainly burnt toast and undercooked taters. That was enough to set Ms. Mulcahy off and she assaulted the man by tossing a phone at his head. While loaded in the back of the patrol car she became belligerent said "burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated." So..... alcohol was involved...Hmm..

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SHE HIDES REAL GOOD !
A 2 year old toddler in Pymatuning Township, PA. is a pro at hide and seek. She was playing with her siblings. But no one could find her. That's when frenzied paents and friends began the search eventually calling in the police to help in the search. Finally the family dog sniffed out the little girl in adrawer under a washing machine where she'd falle asleep. Natalie Jasmer said she was sorry but there's a new rule in the household, No more hide n seek.

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UNITED BREAKS GUITARS
Dave Carrol has a hit on his hands. The Candian singer-songwriter has penned a tune slaming United Airlines after the damaged his prized Taylor Guitar. Already over half a million people have viewed his music video that details thebad handling of his guitars. "We were sitting at the back of the plane with the band, and a woman who didn't know we were musicians yells out, 'Oh, my God they're throwing guitars outside'," said Carroll. He tried for months to get United to compensate him $3500 for the damaged guitar then decided to rattle their cages with a song. http://tinyurl.com/UnitedBreaksGuitars/
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LAWNMOWER LOVE
Stan Hardwick, 69, has a passion for lawnmowers. Why, I don't know. But he collects them. Lotsd of them. Thus far Stan has amassed 365 rare lawnmowers, one for every day of the year. He can't say he has a favorite and says he won't part with any of them. The former golf course greens keeper says: "They are all over the house but luckily Margaret (his wife) is quite tolerant."

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YOU LOOK BUSTY TODAY
More cultural oddities from our friends in Japan. The "Bra-O" is a hit. It's a bra for men. They are all A cup size ranging from 32ins to 38ins. The manufacturer, Wishroom, started with only 150 Bra-O's but has now sold out of 5,000 more. They say Japanese men are partial to "the calming effects of a bra."



I SAW IT AT THE MOVIES
Here's life imitating art, kind of. Shawn Gullberg is accused of robbing two banks in Shelton, Connecticut. He told the coppers Johnny Depp's new movie "Public Enemies" is what gave him the idea to pull off the capers. Does this guy have even one original ideaa? He needs a movie to get the idea to rob a bank ? I could've come up on my own without the film. Really I could.

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YUMMMM CHOCOLATE CAR
Artist Jim Victor is creating a full-size replica of a race car.....in chocolate. Jim and a couple of assistants are putting putting melted chocolate, cocoa and cocoa butter on a frame. This weekend you can see it at a Juliet, ILL. speedway. Don't worry the NASCAR No. 18 Toyota Camry ``M&M'' a replica of the car car driven by Kyle Busch won't melt. It's in an air conditioned tent for this weekend. After that I can't be responsible for the condition of the confection. I'm feeling an accident coming on. I like to watch, an eat!


MY THREE SONS
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

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USELESS TRIVIA

The Newlywed Game premiered on television in 1966. A revamped version of the show premiered on GSN in April featuring a bonus round with couples who appeared on the original show and are still married!

“(We’re Gonna) Rock Around the Clock” by Bill Haley & His Comets was the number-one song in 1956. Many musicologists credit it as the song that put rock ‘n roll on the map in the U. S.

The first All-Star Baseball Game took place at Comiskey Park in Chicago in 1933. Babe Ruth hit a home run to lead the American League to a 4-2 victory. This year’s gave is set for July 14 at Busch Stadium in St. Louis .

The animated feature film “Jetsons: The Movie,” was released in 1990. Warner Bros. is now developing a live-action film based on the popular ‘60s sci-fi TV cartoon show, with Robert Rodriquez of Spy Kids fame set to direct.

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:

Q: This specific kind of candy was introduced in 1941, disappeared in 1976, and was brought back in 1987. What is it?

A: Red M&M's

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1866 Indelible pencil patented by Edson P Clark, Northampton, Mass
1892 1st concrete-paved street built (Bellefountaine, Ohio)
1928 Color motion pictures are first demonstrated by inventor George Eastman.
1965 Wilson Pickett’s “In the Midnight Hour” is released.
1950 "Your Hit Parade" premiers on NBC (later CBS) TV
1962 Martin Luther King Jr arrested during demonstration in Georgia
1965 Beatles' "Beatles' "VI," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 6 weeks
1965 Rolling Stones 1st #1, "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"
1975 Cher and Greg Allman file for divorce, just 10 days after being married.
1976 "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band peaks at No. 1.
1985 Coca-Cola announces it will resume selling old formula Coke
1993 Bob Seger marries Juanita Dorricott.
2001 "Skin" album by Melissa Etheridge is released.

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BIRTHDAYS

Eunice Kennedy Shriver-88
Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys)-55
Jake LaMotta -88
Gary LeVox (Rascal Flatts)-39
Ron Glass (Barney Miller: Ron Harris)-64
Arlo Guthrie -62
Jessica Simpson-29

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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS-CELEBS-GOSSIP ETC.

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND
Bruno: Sacha Baron Cohen is a flamboyant Austrian fashionista who takes his show to the U.S., wreaking havoc on unsuspecting Americans.
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I Love You, Beth Cooper: A geeky high school valedictorian uses his graduation speech to declare his love for Hayden Panettiere, setting a off a night he'll never forget.
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PATRICIA ARQUETTE STOPS DIVORCE
She's filed papers to cease divoce proceedings against her hubby Thomas Jane.

PARIS HILTON LAWSUIT
The party girl will be on the stand defending herself in an $8 million lawsuit filed by the producers of the film, "Pledge This" who say she failed to properly promote it per her contract.

JIM CARREY GRAND DADDY ?
Jim Carrey’s daughter Jane is expecting her first baby.

CAMP ROCK 2
The Jonas Brothers are set to star in a sequel to their hit movie “Camp Rock.” It'll be out in 2010.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GOLF
He posted a Tweet that he hit a hole in one. He says he used a 5 iron for the 185-yard, par-3 hole.

MICHAEL JACKSON
Police are investigating whether or not Jackson was abusing prescription drugs. Also there a reports the family was planning an intervention. La Toya says she wants Michael buried with his iconic white glove.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD FOR THE TROOPS
Carrie Underwood will headline the Salute to the Troops Concert next month at Fort Campbell, Ky, home of the 101st Airborne Division.

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TODAY KICKS OFF NUDE RECREATION WEEK: You know what to do...

I CAN FIX THAT !
A Thomas Cook Airlines Boeing 757-200 broke down on the runway in Menorca Spain. The airline was about to call in an engineer when a passenger stood up and said he thought he could fix the plane. The copmpany check the man's engineering license to ensure he was qualified to do maintenance on the plane and sure enough he fixed the problem saving the passengers an 8 hour delay on their flight to Glasgow. They arrived only 35 minutes late. Thomas Cook Airlines ? That's like Jim Beam airlines..

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WHAT TO WEAR ?
A new survey of over 24000 women has found that they spend over a year of their life deciding what to wear. The survey found that women spend around 20 minutes deciding what to wear before hitting the town on a weeknight or weekend. The average women will try on two outfits each morning before coming to a final decision. And when it comes to holiday occasions the survey found that when getting ready for a holiday gathering women will spend around 36 minutes a time six times a year.



DON'T BADGER ME
Traffic was temporarily disrupted in Goslar, Germany after an unruly badger stum,bled onto a roadway and refused to budge. It ended up the animal known for it's rather nasty disposition had too much alcohol. He'd eaten some over ripe cherries that had fermented and was seriously inebriated when he decided to plant himself in traffic. Police officers eventually and very carefully covinced the agressive animal to leave with a brrom to the backside.

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GO AHEAD STUFF YOURSELF
Several major league ballparks are now offering "all you can eat seats." Baseball fans can chow down on all the hot dogs, nachos, pretzels, popcorn and cotton candy they want. Fans whoenjoy the feats are being cut off at 9pm no longer how long the game runs and the feast doesn't carry over into beers.

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BBQ CAR
Romantic competition is thought to be the motive behind a 23 year old Chicago area woman's car being lathered up in BBQ sauce and covered with pickles 2 nights in a row. The condiment assault happened once so the "victim" moved her vehicle a block away to a relatives house where it happened again the following night. She suspects another woman who isn't happy she confronted her after the other woman expressed an interest in the victims boyfreind. SO what is the charge for BBQ assault ?
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A GATOR PROBLEM
So how did the alligator get up into the tree ? No one is talking. Police were called to an Oakland Park, FL. apartment copmlex to check on a report of a gator in the pool. When they arrived they found the struggling reptile tied to a tree branch with an extension chord and a crowd of curious residents looking on. No one's admitting to hog tying the critter to the tree.

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POLICE SMOOCHES
Here's how to get fired. Kiss your boss while a video tape is running. In your police cruiser, with a prisoner in the back seat. That's what happened when part-time police officer Janine England was caught on the cruiser's video camera smooching with Perry Township, OH. police chief Timothy Escola in the police vehicle. The chief resigned while Janine was fired for the cruiser kisses.



OK HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
A man trashed his hotel room at an Orlando area Hilton Garden Inn Monday causing $5000 in damages. Partying rock star ? Nope. The guest was duped by a pranskter, posing as a desk clerk, called and told him there was a gas leak and they needed his help. Mr. Gullible was then orered and complied with orders to break a mirror with the toilet seat, to retrieve fictional gas masks hidden behind. He also broke out windows and threw mattresses out and then used a lamp to try and smash through a wall thinking it was he, that was needed to rescue a trapped guest in an adjacent room. The carnage was stopped only after our guest was interrupted by a manager responding to complaints of the noise by other guests.

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WANTED: A WITCH
Wookey Hole Caves is looking for a witch to live in a cave and teach visitors about witchcraft and magic! The tourist attraction will pay $80,000! If you're the witch for the job here's the requirements: " The role is open to men, women and even trans-gender witches. Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about his or her everyday business as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages." A panel of judges will be holding auditions for the perfect and well paid witch July 28th.



ROLLER SKATING BABIES ~
A spot for Evian that features roller skating babies performing tricks has become the latest viral video sensation on the web. The video on Youtube has already gotten well over 2 million hits in less thatn a week since it's posting.

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (Thanks Cooter)

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
Big 'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard
to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter
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SPACE STATION VISIBLE
The International Space Station is visible from earth over the next week or so to the naked eye. It will eve included a chase sequence with the shuttle. You can see times and locations it will be visible here: http://tinyurl.com/ISS-Passover

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USELESS TRIVIA

Actor James Stewart had a special clause, relating to clothes, included in all his movie contracts. The clause: The right to select the hats he wore on camera.

The 1954 film, ‘The Caine Mutiny,’ (featuring Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg) had a disclaimer that appeared with the opening credits of the film. The disclaimer read: There has never been a mutiny in the history of the United States Navy.”

In 1895 in Dave nport , Iowa , Canadian-born grocer Daniel David Palmer formally introduced a system of healing known as Chiropractic medicine. Although new at the time, the principles upon which chiropractic medicine was based can be traced back to the earliest physicians—including Hippocrates (460-370 B.C.) Palmer created the name “chiropractic” by combining the Greek words for hand, cheir, and practical (or efficient) prakitkos.

In 1925 Sigmund Freud’s fee, in U. S. dollars, for one session of psychoanalysis was $25.

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Q: Early models of this Vacuum cleaners were powered by what?

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1776 The Declaration of Independence is read aloud to General George Washington's troops in New York.
1872 Doughnut cutter patented by John Blondel, Thomaston, Me
1878 Corncob pipe patented (Henry Tibbe)
1955 Bill Haley & Comets' "Rock Around the Clock" tops billboards chart
1972 1st tour of Paul McCartney & Wings
1980 Walt Disney's "The Fox & The Hound" released
1981 The Jacksons begin a 36-city tour
1983 “Every Breath You Take” by The Police No. 1.
1988 “The Flame” by Cheap Trick No. 1.
1997 Mike Tyson is banned from the ring and fined $3 million for biting Evander Holyfield's ear off during a bout.
1999 Elton John surgery to insert a heart pacemaker.

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Ed Ames-82
Tom Hanks-53
Donald Rumsfeld-77
Brian Dennehy-71
Kelly McGillis-52
Dean Koontz (Author)-64
Courtney Love-45
O.J. Simpson-62
Fred Savage -33
John Tesh-57
Mitchel Musso (Hannah Montana: Oliver)-18
Debbie Sledge (Sister Sledge)-55
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ROBIN WILLIAMS ON HBO
The comedian will have a special on HBO this December, that features his Washington performance of his “Weapons of Self-Destruction” show.

JACKSON MEMORIAL COSTS
Over 31 million in the US watched the Michael Jackson memorial with 100's of millions more across the world. The cost to LA taxpayers for the evnt was $1.4 million to provide security, traffic control and other services.

MICHAEL JACKSON SALES
Over 800,000 Jackson CD's sold this past week. The entire Top 10 on the Top Catalog Album chart is made up of Michael Jackson albums. His ``Number Ones'' collection is on top, followed by ``Thriller.''

JACKSON BUTTER STATUE
Iowa state Fair organizers have gotten an earful about the proposed Mic hael Jackson butter sculpture.Both good and bad, so they're taking votes: http://IowaStateFair.org/

CLASSIC REMAKES
Brian Wilson, Kris Kristofferson, Kenny Loggins, Stephen Bishop, Eric Clapton, Richard Marx, Willie Nelson and Burt Bacharach are all re-doing their classic songs for a new Phil Ramone produced cd: called “What Love Can Do.” Look for it Aug. 4th.

TOUR NEWS
Bruce Hornsby will begin touring July 22nd to support his new "Levitate album. ~~ Heart is adding 11 dates to their 36 city tour now on the road. They are sharing many dates with Journey. ~~ David Cook is also adding dates to his current US tour.

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WHERE'S THE CASH ?
Ruth Bendik had her wallet stolen while watching the 1982 NYC Marathon. Now a tree care supervisor in NY found it in the hollow of a dying cherry tree. After 27 years her ID, and credit cards were still there. Just the 20 bucks was missing.

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE YOUR LIFELINE ?
Reinhard Peter teaches high school math in Australia. Now he's come up with a novel idea to help students on tests. They can call a lifeline if they get stumped on a problem. "They can call doctors, teachers and other people to ask their help." He says. Sometimes the 'experts" are more nervous than his students at answering the questions.



ONE HOT (BIG) BURGER
Peppers Cafe in Albuquerque claims to have the world's biggest green chile cheeseburger. The monster weighs in at 1 pound with a half-pound of cheese, topped by three green chiles. They're trying to get in the Guiness book of world records. The burger will set you back $18.50. Thus far they've sold 20 of the burgers, though they will split it up for a table of patrons.

A GREEN SUPERHERO ?
"The Human Shrub" is a self described superhero in Colchester, England who originally planted himself disguised as a bush to protest a plan to put grass over rose beds. He stopped that action, but is now threatening to break ou his trowel and begin removing weeds from the historic town's 200 planter tubs and replacing them with flowers. "Shrub is back and I am planning more work," he declared. "We must stop Colchester's politicians spoiling this town and putting future generations of my friends, the bees, at risk."

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STOP ! A GUILTY CONSCIENCE
35 years ago someone stole a stop sign in Utah. Now the prankster has some remorse and has sent the Utah Dept. Of Transportation a check for $600 along with a note apologizing for the theft. The letter confesses to being a ``a very foolish youth.'' The $600 will cover the cost of 3 new stop signs.

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I CAN'T MAKE A CALL
Employees at a Telefonica Movistar cell-phone store in Morelia, Mexico showed up for work Tuesday to find their store broken into. The thieves overlooked cash and some cell phones during the break in, but they did make off with the FAKE display phones that weere just hollow replicas of the real thing.

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BAD BREATH LAWSUIT
Marv Friedman says he has the patent on a machine that detects carbon dioxide and other gases given off by the bacteria that cause bad breath. Now he's suing home products giant Kimberly Clark saying they're developing a device that does the same violating his patent. He wants them to stop developing the "visual indicating device for bad breath," and monetary damages.

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DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL
Jia Xiaoyu is a pet rabbit in S. Korea. Ever night at 10pm the rabbit snuggles between it's owners and settles in for a night of watching some late night dramas. MR. Jiang says that there's a problem if he or his wife change the channel. The rabbit attacks ! "Her favorite show is called Ms Mermaid. If we accidentally switched to another channel, she would be very angry, biting the pillow and attacking us. "She wouldn't stop and be quiet until we turned back the channel."




BBQ MANNEQUIN BACK TO WORK - UPDATE ~
BarBe Q, the busty mannequin that got the attention of the Reading, OH. city council who deemed the scantily clad mascot of KT's BBQ restaurant needed to be covered up will now be able to keep just her halter top and short shorts. Reading's Board of Zoning Appeals voted 3-2 to allow the mannequin reversing an earlier ruling that had demanded more modest dress for BarBe Q. Restaurant owner Kenny Tessel says business has increased 40% since he put her on display.

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BOURBON DROUGHT
The makers of Jim Beam say they've run out of their popular Knob's Creek brand of bourbon. The bourbon takes longer to age than their other bourbon's and now the "drought of 2009" is on. They say they won't have anymore Knob's Creek avaliable until November. One consolation for drinkers of the bourbon is that ``The drought of 2009'' T-shirts have been sent to 16,000 people who registered on the website.




IT' S AN I-SPUD
German polce are on the lookout for a group of con men who ripped off some bargain hunters who thought they were getting a bag full of second hand iPods. Instead the crooks handed over what ended up to be a bag of potatoes. Note to self: Check the merchandise befor handing over the cash.

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USELESS TRIVIA

Helen Keller dedicated her autobiography, The Story of My Life, to inventor Alexander Graham Bell, who helped direct her education and considered himself; first and foremost, a teacher of the deaf.

In 1987 Vincent Van Gogh’s painting ‘Sunflowers’ was sold at auction for $39.9 million. There were 15 sunflowers in the painting. This amounted to $2.66 million for each sunflower.

In the poem ‘The Owl and the Pussy-Cat’ by Edward Lear, the owl and the pussy-cat “dined on mince, and slices of quince, which they ate with a runcible spoon,” (a three-pronged fork that is curved like a spoon and has a cutting edge).

Long-time Philadelphia Athletics baseball manager Connie Mack’s name before he shortened it to fit on the scoreboard was Cornelius McGillicuddy.

In golf, an albatross is three under par; which also is known as a double eagle.

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Q: In 1972, 85% of homes didn't have this. Today, only 35% don't have it. What is it ?

A: Air conditioning

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1693 NYC authorizes 1st police uniforms in American colonies
1776 Col John Nixon gave 1st public reading of Dec of Independence
1796 US State Dept issues 1st American passport
1835 Liberty Bell cracks (again)
1900 1st night baseball, league game (Zanesville at Grand Rapids)
1969 US troop withdrawal begins in Vietnam
1969 Thor Heyerdahl & reed raft Ra II land in Barbados 57 days from Morocco
1969 Patent for the game “Twister.”
1972 “Lean On Me” by Bill Withers No. 1.
1989 “Good Thing” by The Fine Young Cannibals No. 1.
1994 O.J. Simpson is ordered to stand trial on charges of murdering Nicole Simspons and Ronald Goldman.
2000 J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”.
2005 Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin and Patti LaBelle perform at a memorial service for Luther Vandross.
2007 Roger Federer wins his fifth straight Wimbledon.

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Steve Lawrence-74
Jeffrey Tambor-65
Anjelica Huston -58
Kevin Bacon-51
Rob Burnett (Writer-producer)-47
Jaden Smith (Will’s son)-11
Joan Osborne-47

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MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL
Millions watched while a host of celebrities and 17,000 celebratated the King Of Pop's life during a memorial at th Staples Center yesterday. Some who spoke and performed included Smokey Robinson, Mariah Carey, -hour-plus memorial included performances by Mariah Carey, who sang “I’ll Be There” with Trey Lorenz, Stevie Wonder, Lionel Richie, Jennifer Hudson, John Mayer, Usher, Queen Latifah, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Martin Luther King III, Bernice King, Brooke Shields and Berry Gordy.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD
Her new untitled album, her 3rd will be out in November. A single should be out later this summer.

AERSMITH SHOWS CACELLED
Steven Tyler has a leg injury that has forced the cacellation of 2 more shows after 3 were cancelled last week.

LINDSAY LOHAN SUED
Lindsay Lohan and Lorit Simon are being sued by a FL. Cchemist, Jennifer Sunday who says they stole her misting tanning spray and marketed it as their own, Sevin Nyne in April. She's suing for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

BRITNEY SPEARS FOR CANDIES CONTINUES
Britney Spears will continue as the spokeperson for Cabdies line of clothing. Sher'll appear in Candie's fall ad campaigns.

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