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TODAY IS: National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day: De-stress after pulling an all-nighter to prepare your taxes by wearing your PJs to work. Talk about casual work attire!

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WHALE ART
A Beluga whale is making a big splash as an artist after picking up a paintbrush at an oceanarium in China. "He showed a lot of interest in painting right from the start so now all we have to do is give him the brushes and hold the paper while he paints with his mouth," said trainer Zhang Yong. Now the seven year old star's paintings are changing hands for hundreds among fans.





DEAD MAYOR
Carl Geary died a month ago from a heart attack as he campaigned to be elected as mayor in Tracy City, Tennessee. He still pulled in 3 times the votes of his nearesy rival. Local business owners said the vote to elect Geary was as a protest against the current mayor, Barbara Brock.

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BOSS FARTS
67-year-old Roberta Feinsmith has filed a wrongful-discharge lawsuit claiming she was terminated because of her age but more importantly-- because she had complained openly to other workers about her new supervisor's "constant barrages of flatulence."

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HIDDEN TREASURE
Tanner Sandlin of Austin, Texas, read an article on CNN.com about a rare video game from Atari: “Air Raid” for the Atari 2600. He realized he had a copy and found it in his garage then pput it up on EBAY. It sold for over $31,000 !!! The second-highest price ever paid for a video game. Sandlin said he paid between $5 and $10 for the game in the mid-1980s

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HIDE N SEEK
Shane Morgan Hall had a unique excuse for why he was found dangling from a ventilation duct at a BP convenience store in Maryland. He told police that he was playing hide n seek and that the other players could find him and gave up.

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Studies in the U. S. show the average three-person family generates 40 pounds of garbage a week. Much of the garbage is grass clippings/yard waste; followed by paper, then food.

The kinds of smells our noses detect have been categorized by scientists. They are minty, floral, ethereal, musky, resinous, foul and acrid.

The only major state in the U. S. that grows coffee is Hawaii. One-third of the pineapples consumed in the world also is grown there.

Singer Eddie Vedder suggested the name of the musical group ‘Pearl Jam.’ He wanted to honor his Aunt Peggy’s homemade jam.

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Q: Take every one of these made in the last year. Lay them end to end. They would wrap around the earth six times. What it is?

A: Subway Sandwiches

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1900 US Post Office issues 1st books of postage stamps
1940 1st televised baseball game, WGN-TV, (White Sox vs Cubs exhibition)
1956 1st solar powered radios go on sale
1962 Walter Cronkite begins anchoring CBS Evening News
1972 2 giants pandas (Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing) arrive in the US, from China
1977 "Don't Give Up On Us" by David Soul #1.
1999 A U.S. postage stamp is dedicated in Daffy Duck's honor and "Daffy Duck Day" is declared in Hollywood.
2003 Luther Vandross suffers a stroke.

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Pope Benedict XVI-83
Jimmy Osmond-47
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar-63
Martin Lawrence-45
Gerry Rafferty -63
Jon Cryer -45
Ellen Barkin-56
Peter Billingsley (A Christmas Story: Ralphie)-39

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NEW MOVIES:

Death at a Funeral

Death at a Funeral :
When a family comes together to mourn, shocking revelations, festering resentment, and a misdirected corpse unleash mayhem.

Kick-Ass:
An average comic book-obsessed teenager - with absolutely no superpowers - decides to suit up and fight crime as a superhero.

PIRATES MOVIE
Keira Knightly wwill NOT be in the 4th Pirates movie. Instead, Astrid Berghs-Frisbey will star opposite Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.” She’ll play Syrena, a beautiful young mermaid. The movies will be out in May 2011.

TV LAND AWARDS
Billy Crystal, Jane Leeves, Jay Leno, Bob Newhart and Betty White will all be presenters on the 8th TV LAND awards. The show will air Apr. 25th.

IDOL GIVES BACK
Next Tuesday's American Idol will have Alicia Keys mentoring. The theme is "Inspirational" songs. Carrie Underwood, Elton John, Jeff Beck, the Black Eyed Peas and more will be there.

SPLIT UP TIME
Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva have split after a year of dating, a source tells UsMagazine.com. The source tells Us that the two, who met on the set of Edge of Darkness, called it quits "months ago." "No one dumped anyone," the source says. "It's all very friendly." Gibson and Grigorieva, a Russian musician, are parents to a 5-month-old daughter, Lucia.

Melissa and Tammy Etheridge have ended their nearly nine-year relationship. "Melissa and Tammy Etheridge are saddened to announce that they are now separated."

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TODAY IS: International Moment of Laughter Day: International Moment of Laughter Day is certainly a day to put a smile on your face! Today is a day to laugh loudly and laugh often. Watch a funny movie, read an amusing book, or just be silly with your friends. It is not the cause of the laughter that matters, but the effect.

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HAIR ROLLER RECORD
Sue Peel, a British woman said her set of heated hair rollers is still in perfect working condition after 40 years, or about 14,600 sessions. She received the Carmen Delux Rollers as a 21st birthday present in 1971 and they have held up to daily use ever since, leading the company to declare her set the longest-lasting rollers created by Carmen.





BALLOON CHAIR
Jonathan Trappe, traveled about 50 miles across NC. during his trip in a chair attached to about 40 helium balloons. WRAL-TV, Raleigh, said Trappe, who reached a top altitude of 7,000 feet, landed shortly after 7 a.m. Sunday in Fremont
, N.C. He complied with all FAA regulations during his flight.

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GUM WRAPPER PROM
Elizabeth Rasmuson, an Iowa teenager preparing for her junior prom said she will be attending the event in a dress she created from hundreds of gum wrappers. Rasmuson's boyfriend, Jordan Weaver, used gum wrappers to create a vest to match his date's dress.

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ONE SMALL STEP
A sheet from the flight plan of the first moon landing signed by astronaut Neil Armstrong and inscribed with the words ``One small step for a man _ one giant leap for mankind'' has sold for $152,000 at a New York City auction. A flight emblem worn by Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins and signed by Collins, Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin sold for $85,000. An emergency checklist from the Apollo 13 aborted moon landing sold for nearly $46,000. That flight prompted the ``Houston, we've had a problem'' radio transmission.

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ZAPPED ON THE BUTT
A sheriff’s deputy in Florida is in hot water after investigators say he used a stun gun to shock a female deputy on the rear end. A surveillance video from the December incident at the Collier County Jail shows the female deputy showing Corporal Wilmer Arencibia something on a phone. Then you can see him chase her and use his stun gun on her. Arencibia said it was meant to be a joke, but admitted his behavior was improper.

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In 1889, Alexandre Gustave Eiffel (an engineer) unfurled the French flag atop the Eiffel Tower to mark its completion. The 990-foot wrought-iron tower is the most visited paid monument in the world.

An Ohio man (in November of 2009) proposed to his fiancée from a hot air balloon. Unfortunately he dropped the ring. For the next 7 days they searched for the diamond ring and finally found it.

According to a poll in 2009, about 60 percent of pet owners in America stated they would be willing in an emergency to perform “mouth to snout” resuscitation on their cat or dog.

Acupuncture has been used in China since about 2,500 B. C. About 670 A.D. the folding fan was invented in Japan.
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Q: According to USA Today - What's the most PROFITABLE food item sold in America?

A: PET food!!!

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1828 The first edition of Noah Webster's “American Dictionary of the English Language” is published.
1865 President Abraham Lincoln shot in Ford's Theatre by John Wilkes Booth
1894 1st public showing of Thomas Edison's kinetoscope (moving pictures)
1935 Sandstorm ravages US midwest (Dust Bowl)
1939 John Steinbeck novel "The Grapes of Wrath" published
1974 The Dungeons and Dragons game is invented.
1981 1st Space Shuttle-Columbia 1-returns to Earth
1994 Billy Joel & Christie Brinkley announce plans to divorce
1994 Turner Classic Movies cable network is launched.

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Loretta Lynn-75
Anthony Michael Hall-42
Julie Christie-70
Adrian Brody-37
Pete Rose -69
Sarah Michelle Gellar-33
Brad Garrett -50
Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine: Olive)-14

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DWTS
Soap star Aiden Turner was booted from Dancing With The STars last night.

AMERICAN IDOL
Adam Lambert was the mentor on American Idol last night. Tonight he'll perform on the show.

IDOL AND THE SIMPSONS
American Idol Judges Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi, Randy Jackson and host Ryan Seacrest will all appear as cartoons on the May 23rd season finale of "The Simpsons."

QUAIDS A NO SHOW-AGAIN
Randy Quaid and his wife are once again wanted by authorities. The couple failed to show up for a court appearance in Santa Barbara on Monday on charges they defrauded an innkeeper.

JIMMY BUFFET LIVE
Jimmy Buffet is releasing "Encores" his 1st live acoustic album. It will be available at Walmart stating Apr. 20th.

PHIL COLLINS-MOTOWN
Phil Collins will release an album of nothing but Motown remakes in Sept. The album is called "Going back."

RUSSEL CROWE STAR
Russell Crowe has been presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Monday.

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TODAY IS: National be kind to lawyers day: It's a simple way to show the attorneys in your life that you really care about them: That you're willing to give 1/365th of your year to back up the love.

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UNIQUE ESCAPE
Two Argentinean convicts who escaped from jail reportedly evaded capture by disguising themselves as sheep. Maximiliano Pereyra and Ariel Diaz dressed in full sheepskin fleeces with realistic looking heads as they tried to evade capture. "They were wearing grey clothes but had full sheepskins, including the sheeps' heads, over their heads and backs," said a farmworker at La Almeda. They were found hiding amongst a herd of thousands of sheep.





POLE DANCING FOR STRESS RELIEF
Cambridge University students are to be offered pole dancing classes to help relieve summer exam stress. Lessons will take place in the Blue Room of the Union building, better known as the venue for debates among the likes of Sir Winston Churchill, the Dalai Lama and former Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

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BEER STRIKE
Warehouse staff at Carlsberg are on strike in protest at a company decision to limit beer drinking at work to lunch breaks.The Denmark workers say they should be able to have 3 beers a day on top of any they consume during lunch.

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SNAKE BILL
A 19 year old German is facing a hefty $100,000 price tag after his pet Cobra escaped from it's cage. Authorities stripped the owner's apartment bare, ripped out walls and floorboards and evacuating the building. The 12ins monocled cobra was eventually found dead on double-sided sticky tape laid by the fire dept.

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VILLAGE IDIOT AWARD
Dani Hamm earned the honorary title this month by getting the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn, a restaurant and bar about 15 miles east of Bloomington, IN. where she’s a bartender. How'd she get the award? She accidently lit her heavily hair sprayed hair while smoking a cigarette. She heard a "whoosh" and found her hair afire while driving. SHe escaped serious injury.

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The brightest star in the constellation Leo is Regulus

John Pemberton, an Atlanta druggist, has been credited as the original creator of Coca-Cola. Over the years the recipe was altered slightly but by the time he died in 1888 it had never really taken off.

It is rumored hot chocolate was a favorite of Aztec emperor Montezuma and that he drank 50 golden goblets every day.

The first eight Jelly Belly flavors were launched in 1976. The flavors were Licorice, Orange, Root Beer, Lemon, Cream Soda, Green Apple , Grape and Very Cherry.

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Q: According to a recent survey of women, 70% say that a guy looks rediculous when he wears this. What is it?

A: A Toupee

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1860 1st Pony Express reaches Sacramento CA
1861 After 34 hours of bombardment, Fort Sumter surrenders to Confederates
1965 Beatles record "Help"
1970 Apollo 13 announces "Houston, we've got a problem!" as Beech-built oxygen tank explodes en route to Moon
1974 "Bennie & the Jets" by Elton John peaks at No. 1.
1985 "We Are The World" by U.S.A. for Africa peaks at No. 1.
1990 Final episode of Pat Sajak's late night TV show on CBS
1997 61st Golf Masters Championship Tiger Woods at 21 (270-18 under par)
1998 Dolly, the cloned sheep, gives birth to Bonnie.

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Lyle Waggoner -75
Paul Sorvino-71
Bill Conti-68
Caroline Rhea-46
Tony Dow (Leave it to Beaver: Wally)-65
Al Green-64
Ron Perlman-60
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SADE ON DWTS
Sade will perform 2 songs on tonight's Dancing With The Stars results show.

BERTINELLI MARATHON
Valerie Bertinelli has confirmed she intends to run in next week's Boston Marathon..

LIZ TAYLOR SAYS NOPE
Elizabeth Taylor said reports that she plans to marry her manager, Jason Winters, "simply aren't true."

CONAN BACK ON TV
Conan O'Brien has signed on as host of a late-night talk show expected to debut on TBS in November,.

"PIRATES" CO-STARS
Johnny Depp reportedly wants Mick Jagger and Keith Richard's to do cameos on The new Pirates of The Caribbean: "On stranger tides" movie.

SANTANA TOUR
The “Carlos Santana Universal Tone Tour 2010” gets underway June 30th with an initial North American leg running through early August. Carlos and the Santana Band will be joined by Steve Winwood.

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TODAY IS: National She's Funny That Way Day: How do the women in your life make you laugh? Pay tribute to the female funny bone today by making a list of the top five things your favorite funny ladies do to make you laugh.

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IDENTITY AND BREAST THEFT
Prosecutors charged Jean Pampellonne of Westminster, CA.used a fraudulent line of credit for 12-grand worth of plastic surgery, including breast implants and liposuction. She's been charged with identity theft and ordered to pay back the money.





WILD CAT
A Washington state homeowner got quite a scare when a 35-pound bobcat walked into his house. The man says he leaves his front door open for his pet cats. The cat made it's way upstairs and settled in to a bedroom. Wildlife officers arrived to tranquilize the bobcat and realease him back into the wild.

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FLUFFY DUI
Florida authorities said a man arrested for alleged late-night intoxicated driving was wearing fluffy white slippers when he was pulled over by deputies. The Lee County Sheriff's Office said Troy Reuter, 40, who had a Louisiana driver's license, was pulled over in his Toyota Camry about 11:23 p.m. Saturday in Naples, FL. Reuter, who was wearing fluffy white slippers.

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BORED STREAKERS
Police in Kingston, Tenn., said a man charged with running naked through a grocery story told officers he did it because he was bored. A police report said Daniel Lee, 22, of Church Hill, admitted to walking into the IGA grocery store Friday about 9 p.m. "wearing only a rubber mask."

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FISHY SENTENCE
A 66-year-old British woman was fined and ordered to wear an ankle monitor as punishment for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old. Joan Higgins, 66, owner of Majors Pet Shop in Sale, England, was fined $1,506, ordered to wear an ankle monitor and given a seven-week curfew as punishment for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy sent into the store by police on a test buy. It's illegal to sell live fish to anyone under 16 in Britain.

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JOHN TIMER
Timers have been installed to prevent civil servants from spending any longer than ten minutes in the toilet in the West Midlands in England. It's part of an efficiency effort where the timers turn off the lights in the John after 10 minutes. A spokeswoman for the government office defended their toilet light switches insisting they save money and energy.

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Chinese gooseberries come from New Zealand.

A purple finch’s color is actually crimson.

The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after dogs (canines)

The longest word in the English language with just one vowel is “strengths”

The word “indivisibility” has only one vowel, which occurs six times.

There are approximately 100,000 asteroids that lie in a belt between Mars and Jupiter.
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Q: According to a recent study, over 600,000 of these were lost in U.S. Airports last year. What are they?

A: Laptop Computers

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1880 1st town completely illuminated by electric lighting (Wabash IN)
1889 The Eiffel Tower is completed.
1910 A film is shot in Hollywood for the first time.
1918 1st daylight savings time in US goes into effect
1932 Ford publicly unveils its V-8 engine
1945 Tennessee Williams' "Glass Menagerie" premieres in New York NY
1967 Jimi Hendrix begins his tradition of burning his guitar
1973 Ken Norton defeats Muhammad Ali in a 12 round split decision
1982 Rock group Doobie Brothers split up
1984 “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins #1.
1990 "Carol & Company" starring Carol Burnett premieres on NBC-TV
1992 “Dateline NBC” debuts.
1995 1st game at Coors Stadium Colorado (replacement Rockies beat Yankees 4-1)
1995 Federal judge orders injunction to end baseball strike
1996 Phil Collins announces his departure from Genesis.

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Gabe Kaplan -65
Rhea Perlman -62
Gordie Howe -82
Al Gore Jr. -62
Shirley Jones 76
Ed Marinaro (Hill Street Blues)-60
Richard Chamberlain-76
Herb Alpert-75
Christopher Walken-67
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AMERICAN IDOL
Usher was the mentor for R&B-Soul night last night. Tonight, another Idol hopeful is sent packing. This week's mentor, Usher, is performing.

DWTS
Shannen Doherty and partner Mark Ballas were the first couple voted off Dancing With The Stars last night.

RIP TORN PLEADS GUILTY
Rip Torn pleaded not guilty yesterday to burglary and firearms charges stemming from his January arrest inside a Connecticut bank after hours. State police said the 79-year-old was so intoxicated on the night of January 29th that he broke into the Litchfield Bancorp branch with a loaded gun, thinking it was his home.

RUSSEL CROWE
Russel Crowe will get his star on the Hollywood walk of fame April 12th.

SLEEPING BEAUTY
The word is Tim Burton is planning a version of "Sleeping Beauty" with Angelina Jolie in the starring role.

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TODAY IS: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day: Ever wanted your own holiday? Have you dreamed of the world celebrating a ME day? Well not much is going on today and now here’s your chance. Make up your own holiday today and celebrate.

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FEEDING FRENZY
More than $100,000 is missing in Columbus, OH. after a bag of cash fell from an armored car without the driver noticing. Witnesses likened the scene in Columbus, Ohio, to a piranha feeding frenzy as a mad rush broke out to pick up the loot. "People were jumping out of their vehicles," one said. Another described it as like a feeding frenzy by "a school of piranhas".





COUNT THIS PLEASE
Cashiers at a bank in China were stunned when a customer turned up with a van full of cash to deposit. The huge stack of 500,000 one yuan notes are worth the equivalent of $80,000. The bank, in Xi'an, Shaanzi province, put eight cashiers on the job full-time but after three hours they had counted just 40,000 yuan.

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DON'T ASK
John White is accused of stealing two phones and he might've gotten away with it if he hadn't stopped a police officer to ask for directions. It just so happens the same officer was investigating the theft of the phones from a convenience store. The officer noticed that John White matched the description the store clerk gave of the thief. The address White asked the officer about was the same one left on a slip of paper at the gas station.

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DON'T TELL MOM
It was bad enough that his alleged attempt to rob a convenience store didn't work. But what really scared this teenager was that his mom would find out. Police in Salt Lake City say the teen held a knife to the store clerk's neck from behind. But the clerk turned around and smacked him in the face, knocking him to the floor. The teen asked the clerk not to call the police and then he added ``Don't tell my mom'' before running away.

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BAD DOG-UPDATE
A dog that attacked two Chattanooga police cars has been sentenced to obedience and canine good citizen classes. The dog, a mixed breed, will also have to wear a tag that says he is “potentially dangerous.” By the time staffers captured the dog, he had chewed two tires and the entire front bumper off a patrol car.
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USELESS TRIVIA

If you want to remember your dreams, write them down as soon as you wake up. Researchers have determined that 50 percent of dreams fade from memory after just five minutes awake, and 90 percent after 10 minutes.

Contrary to popular belief, spicy foods cannot cause ulcers. Spicy foods can aggravate an existing ulcer but they won’t create a new one. Ulcers are caused by bacterial infections

Major cities occupy only 2 percent of the total surface of the earth, but they use approximately 74 percent of the world’s resources.

In January 2010 a British job center rejected an ad from a company looking for employees because the ad said that the applicants had to be “very reliable and hardworking.” A government official said the company could be sued for “discriminating against unreliable people.

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: This happend for the first time in 1971...what was it? It was a technological advance that is now VERY commmon.

A: An Email was sent

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1872 Thomas J Martin patents fire extinguisher
1885 Eastman Film Co manufactures 1st commercial motion picture film
1926 The 1st lip-reading tournament held in America
1955 "Ballad of Davy Crockett" becomes the #1 record in US
1969 Marcus Welby MD, a TV movie is shown on ABC-TV
1973 “The Young & The Restless” debuts.
1975 "Tommy" premieres in London
1982 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder release "Ebony & Ivory"
1986 Geffen records signs Guns & Roses
1988 “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson # 1.
2002 “A New Day Has Come” album by Celine Dion is released.

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BIRTHDAYS

Sandra Day O'Connor -80
Leonard Nimoy -79
Martin Short-60
Alan Arkin-76
Leeza Gibbons-53
James Caan -70
Jennifer Grey -50
Nancy Pelosi (House Speaker)-70
Bob Woodward -67
Kenny Chesney-42
Diana Ross-66
Steven Tyler -62
Amy Smart -35
Vicki Lawrence -61
Keira Knightley-25

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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS-CELEBS-GOSSIP ETC.

NEW MOVIES
Hot Tub Time Machine:
A group of burned-out best friends travel back in time - courtesy of a magical hot tub - and get a second chance to rediscover their mojo.

How to Train Your Dragon:
A Viking teenager who is being trained to fight dragons encounters and ultimately befriends one of the flying fire-breathers.

KIDS CHOICE
The Kids' Choice Awards are tomorrow on Nickelodeon. Kevin James of ``King of Queens'' is hosting. Miley Cyrus is up for four awards. There's lots of ``Twilight'' in the nominee list. Kristen Stewart is nominated twice in the Cutest Couple category for Bella and Edward and for Bella and Jacob. ``The Twilight Saga: New Moon'' is up for favorite movie. Taylor Lautner is nominated for favorite actor.

SNL BEHIND THE SCENES
Apr. 15 NBC will air a behind the scenes documentary about Satur Night Live. “Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again” It will feature interviews with Lorne Michaels, and many of the stars including Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, Abby Elliott, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Darrell Hammond, Chris Kattan, Seth Meyers, Tracy Morgan, Bobby Moynihan, Chris Parnell, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Andy Samberg, Horatio Sanz, Molly Shannon, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson and Kristen Wiig.

GOT TO DANCE
CBS is planning on airing "Got to dance" ... A new reality dance show with dancers of any age, group-size and style competing.

FLATTS ON ELLEN
Rascal Flatts will perform on the Ellen Degeneres Show next thursday Apr. 1st.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA ALBUM
Christina Aguilera’s fourth studio album is set for release this June, RCA Records said yesterday. “Bionic” is scheduled to go on sale June 8th.

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