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GETOSAMA LICENSE PLATES............
Retired NYPD sergeant Arno Herwerth wants to ``GETOSAMA.'' And his license plates say exactly that. Now the NY Dept. of Motor Vehicles wants to rescind the tags. He's going to Federal court to keep the tags. They say they might be considered offensive, he's sees them as a tribute to those who dies 9/11.


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FAKE COP NABBED BY REAL COP
If you're going to impersonate an officer, don't do it in front of the police station, while running red lights and passing cops in marked patrol cars. But police charge Harry Hackert with impersonating an officer when he pulled over a motorist. And he passed a real cop in the process.

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YA CAN'T BEET THIS
Beet juice as a de-icer? The city of Akron, Ohio, says road crews will be mixing beet juice into road deicer this winter. According to the city, the addition of beet juice to the mixture lessens the corrosive effect on cars. Akron tested the solution last year. This week, the city ordered 4,000 gallons of beet juice.

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LED HOLIDAY LIGHT RAGE
LED's are selling out across the country as consumers and cities scramble to buy up the energy saving bright lights for the holidays. The Rockefeller Center Christmas is sporting energy-saving bulbs. This year's tree 84-foot-tall Norway spruce 60-year-old Connecticut-grown tree has been covered with 5 miles of wire and 30,000 multicolored bulbs known as light emitting diodes, or LEDs.

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WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA GO!
Now there's SATLAV a new texting service that will guide Londoners and tourists to their nearest public lavatory. Anyone who sends the word "Toilet" to 80097 will receive a reply giving details of their nearest public convenience.




PERFECT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Whoever thought of this is a genious. It's no secret many men don't enjoy shopping. So for the second year in a row, a 'creche' will be set up in the town centre where women can leave their partners for a few hours so that they can hunt down all those last-minute presents, without a bored, complaining spouse. Women will "surrender" their partners at the tent's entrance free of charge between 4:00 pm-10:00 pm. They are given a numbered ticket which they then have to present on their return to collect their spouse. The men will be able to play computer games, leaf through newspapers or magazines such as Playboy, or simply have a drink at the bar

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Andrew Carnegie, one of the richest Americans ever, never carried any cash. He was once put off a London train because he did not have the fare.

More than a third of all adults hit their alarm clock's "snooze" button each morning an average of three times before they get up. Those most guilty of snatching some extra sleep are those in the 25-34 age bracket, at 57 percent.

The gurnard, a fish found in Florida, grunts when a thunderstorm is brewing, and it's said to be more reliable than meteorologists.

An observation about the sexes from comedian Jerry Seinfeld: "Women's magazines always seem to me to be instructing aliens on how to act like women. It's as though the people reading know nothing: what to wear at a picnic, what to eat when you get to the picnic. ...On the other hand, there's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. ...Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'"

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Theatre Rule:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.



Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.



Law of Location:No matter where you go, there you are.



Law of Logical Argument:Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.



Brown's Law:If the shoe fits, it's ugly.



Oliver's Law:A closed mouth gathers no feet.



Wilson's Law:As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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1782 Britain signs agreement recognizing US independence
1803 Spain cedes her claims to Louisiana Territory to France
1886 1st commercially successful AC electric power plant opens, Buffalo
1948 Baseball's Negro National League disbands
1948 Soviets set up a separate municipal government in East Berlin
1970 George Harrison releases his triple album set "All Things Must Pass"
1979 Ted Koppel becomes anchor of nightly news on Iranian Hostages (ABC)
1983 Radio Shack announces the Tandy Model 2000 computer (80186 chip)
1990 Actor Burt Lancaster suffers a stroke
1990 Bush proposes US-Iraq meeting to avoid war
1991 Rob Pilatus, 27, of Milli-Vanilli attempts suicide

BIRTHDAYS

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.-90
Colin Mochrie (Whose Line Is It Anyway?)-50
Robert Gullillaume (Soap: Benson) -80
Dick Clark-78
Ben Stiller-42
G. Gordon Liddy-77
Des’ree-39
Ridley Scott (Director)-70
Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy: Cristina)-37
Dian Parkinson (Ex-Price is Right)-63
Clay Aiken-29
Mandy Patinkin (former Criminal Minds)-55
Elisha Cuthbert (24: Kim Bauer)-25
Billy Idol-52

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ONE NEW MOVIE THIS WEEKEND
Awake: Jessica Alba's husband experiences the terror of "anesthetical awareness"--being conscious yet totally paralyzed during surgery.

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JAMES TAYLOR - CAROLE KING ON STAGE TOGETHER
James Taylor and Carole King always wanted to share a bill again. They finally did this week when they played the 50th anniversary concert for the Troubadour nightclub in Los Angeles. They had played the club in 1969 when both of them were just starting to come into their own.






LUTHER VANDROSS AUCTION
If you're a fan items from the late singer will be auctioned next week including his Harry Potter books, also Vandross' awards, stage costumes, clothes and furniture. Italso includes his copper roasting pans, his corn-on-the-cob dishes, his pinball machine and his New York state driver's license. For a hundred dollars, you might have a shot at winning his 1969 high school yearbook, in which his last name is misspelled. Other items for sale are a ceramic figure of a Cabbage Patch doll with ``Uncle Ronnie'' inscribed on it, a teddy bear wearing a vest made out of pennies and Vandross' framed weight loss chart.


GRAMMY'S TOP 25 MOMENTS TOMORROW NIGHT
Melissa Etheridge, Alicia Keys and Faith Hill will celebrate the Grammys tomorrow. They will host the CBS special ``My Night at the Grammys,'' which focuses on the Top 25 Grammy moments, as voted on by viewers.





OPRAH GOES COUNTRY TODAY
Vince Gill, Amy Grant, Rascal Flatts and Kenny Rogers are appearing on ``The Oprah Winfrey Show'' today.






ST. JUDE CELEBRITY GUITAR
Dolly Parton, Alison Krauss, Wynonna and Alabama's Randy Owen are among the artists who signed a guitar to benefit St. Jude Children's Hospital. The guitar is dubbed ``An Instrument of Hope,'' and is currently up for auction on eBay. There are a total of 23 signatures on the instrument, including those of Robert Plant, John Waite, Michael McDonald and T-Bone Burnett.

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YOU ARE SO GOING TO HELL...............
Thieves snuck into a German church during services and stole a 300 year old bible valued at $7,000 and made off with the cash in a collection box. "This Bible won't be easy to sell. It would be smartest just to somehow bring it back to the church," Spanknebel said in an appeal the church posted on its Web site.

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EGG AUCTION
A previously unrecorded Faberge egg fetched nine million pounds ($18.5 million) on Wednesday, setting an auction record for the jeweler, any Russian art object and any timepiece.


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USE YOUR PHONE TO PAY
London shoppers will be part of a trial where cell phones can be used to buy subway tickets and make other purchases while on the go. When the phone is passed over a scanner in stations or shops, money is deducted from the mobile phone as payment.

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AS THE COCK CROWS
An Italian court ahs fined a man $295 for his Rooster crowing too early in the morning after neighbors complained of the early riser. He says he'll would appeal the sentence, supported by the local Farmers' Association, on the grounds that he needs at least one rooster to breed chickens.




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CAKE THIEF
We figure this Russian mugger just wanted to go back to jail. He stole a woman's cake then asked her to call police so he could go back to prison. Authorities are obliging his request.

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In 1878 Wanamaker's of Philadelphia was the first U.S. department store to install electric lighting.

According to a poll, 58 percent of those responding admitted that they had falsely called in sick to get a day off from work.

The fastest sneeze recorded traveled at 103.6 mph.

Richard Cadbury invented the first Valentine's Day candy box in the late 1800s.


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1812 Napoleon's Grand Army crosses Berezina River in retreat from Russia
1877 Thomas Edison demonstrates the hand-cranked phonograph
1890 1st Army-Navy football game, Score: Navy 24, Army 0 at West Point
1929 Lt Cmdr Richard E Byrd sends "My calculations indicate that we have reached the vicinity of the South Pole" (He was wrong)
1934 Chicago Bears beat Detroit in 1st NFL game broadcast nationally
1944 John Hopkins hospital performs 1st open heart surgery
1961 Mercury-Atlas 5 carries a chimp (Enos) to orbit
1963 Beatles release "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
1963 LBJ sets up Warren Comm to investigate assassination of JFK
1969 Beatles' "Come Together," single goes #1
1990 UN Security Council sets Jan 15th military deadline against Iraq

BIRTHDAYS

Vin Scully (Sportscaster)-80
Diane Ladd-64
Don Cheadle-43
Suzy Chaffee (Skier/Suzy Chapstick)-61
Garry Shandling-58
Joel Coen (Writer/Director)-
53 Gena Lee Nolin (Baywatch: Neely)-36
Howie Mandel-52
Brian Baumgartner (The Office: Kevin) -35
Cathy Moriarty-47
Kim Delaney (NYPD Blue: Diane)-46
Tom Sizemore-46
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S BELLY
You get to see the very prgnant singer in a revelaing shoot on the cover of MArie Claire magazine.

DANCING WITH THE STARS WINNERS
Helio Castroneves and his dance partner Julianne Hough won "Dancing With the Stars." Less than a day after Castroneves was declared the winner, Vazquez, a Miami-based business executive, announced she had called off her engagement to the Brazilian race-car driver.

USHER'S BABY
He and wife Tameka Foster had a baby boy Monday.

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ONE MILLION REASONS TO GO TO PRISON.........................
This qualifies as one of the stupidest criminal stories of the year. Not only did Alexander Smith try to open a bank account by depositing a phony $1 million bill (which doesn't exist). He then raised a ruckus with the teller and started cursing bank workers when they refused to open the account for him. Aiken, SC County sheriff's deputies arrested Goober.

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OH... THIS ISN'T "MY" RING?
Some people say finders-keepers. But under law, you're obligated to at least make some attempt to find the owner or turn over a found item. Lonnie Anderson and Jacqueline Shimmin have been arrested for failing to return a large, emerald-cut diamond ring. According to authorities, the pair even admitted seeing a classified ad in a local about the missing ring. Police say the pair took the ring to the jewelry counter at a department store for an appraisal.

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THE COST OF THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
According to the 23rd annual survey, the cost of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is $19,507, a 3.1% increase over last year. This holiday season, generous True Loves will pay more than ever before – $78,100 – for all 364 items, up from $75,122 in 2006.
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MERRIAM WEBSTER WORD OF THE YEAR
Merriam-Webster OnLine is asking its visitors to vote for the one word they feel best sums up the past year and most deserves the distinction of becoming Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year for 2007. Last year's winner was "truthiness". Here's this years nominees garnered from the most searched for words:
- apathetic - cruft - melancholy - sardoodledom
- babymoon - eleemosynary - pecksniffian - sputum
- blamestorm - facebook - pretentious - subpoena
- charlatan - hypocrite - pugnacious - vanity sizing
- conundrum - linkability - quixotic - woot

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THAILAND POLICE SAVING ENERGY?
Thailand's police force "may" be making energy saving moves by allowing for lighter weight khaki uniforms with short sleeves. Something that might seem obvious in the tropical heat, but nope, they've been sweltering for years and now want to save energy by cooling the officers with more comfortable clothing, but beauracracy raises it's ugly head. Approving a new uniform is a complicated and lengthy process, and will require the police commission to seek a change to the laws regulating the force.

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CHRISTMAS TRIVIA
Did you know Silent Night was first sung as part of a church service in Austria. A guitar was used because the church organ was so badly rusted it couldn't be played.

Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria of England, was credited with introducing the German custom of the Christmas tree into the English home in 1841.

Seventy-five percent of Americans do not believe that public references to the "birth of Christ and Christmas" should be avoided in businesses, schools, and other public venues in order to keep from offending non-Christian Americans during this holiday season.

Shortly after Christmas in Poland, people travel in horse-drawn sleighs for the Kulig, or winter sleigh party. Families gather in the forest, light fires, and prepare festive meals. They traditionally celebrate with dancing and fireworks later that evening.

St. Nicholas was bishop of the Turkish town of Myra in the early fourth century. It was the Dutch who first made him into a Christmas gift-giver, and Dutch settlers brought him to America where his name eventually became the familiar Santa Claus.

SAN DIEGO PANDA NAMED
The San Diego Zoo's panda cub finally has a name.
Zoo officials say Zhen Zhen (shen-shen), or Precious won out over 2,400 names submitted by zoo visitors. Following Chinese tradition, the zoo waited until the cub was 100 days old before giving her a name. The cub is still living out of public view in a private den with her mother, but can be seen via the zoo's Web cam. (http://outstream.camzone.com/panda.php?cmd=timelapse&day=0)

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1520 Ferdinand Magellan begins crossing Pacific Ocean
1922 Capt Cyril Turner (RAF) gave 1st skywriting exhibition (NYC). Turner spelled out "Hello USA. Call Vanderbilt 7200."
1943 FDR, Churchill & Stalin met at Tehran to map out strategy
1948 "Hopalong Cassidy" premiers on TV
1963 1st million copy record prior to release "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
1963 Beatles "She Loves You" returns to #1 on UK record chart
1975 Wings release "Venus & Mars/Rock Show" medley
1988 Picasso's "Acrobat & Harlequin" sells for $38.46 million
1989 Rickey Henderson signs record $3,000,000 per year Oak A's contract

BIRTHDAYS

Berry Gordy Jr. (Motown Records founder)-78
Gary Hart (Former Sen.)-71
Jon Stewart-45
Randy Newman-64
Paul Shaffer-58
Ed Harris-57
Judd Nelson (Suddenly Susan: Jack)-48

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DANCING WITH THE STARS
As predicted, Marie Osmond was the first one to go on Tuesday's "Dancing With the Stars" finale.

EVEL-WEST SETTLEMENT
Evel Knievel and Kanye West have worked it out. The 69-year-old motorcycle daredevil said he and West met at his Clearwater condo recently. They settled a federal lawsuit over the use of Knievel's trademarked image in a popular West music video.

JACKSON 5 AGAIN
Jermaine says; the Jackson Five will soon be touring together again, Michael Jackson included.

PAUL McCARTNEY-ROSANNA ARQUETTE ?
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STRONG HOLIDAY START
A retail industry tracking group reports that sales over the past two days rose more than 7 percent compared to the same time last year. ShopperTrak tallies up a total of more than 16 billion dollars for Friday and Saturday. The online shopping scene is even brighter. An Internet research firm reports a 22 percent gain in online sales the day after Thanksgiving compared with the same day a year ago.


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GET A ROOM!
Passengers at a Danish train station were left out in the cold on Monday when a couple began having sex in the waiting room. Police were called when freezing passengers Freezing passengers called the DSB rail company to complain that they were stuck out in the cold due to the steamy love-making.

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VOICE OF THE TUBE IS NO MORE
Emma Clarke has been the voice of the underground in London's Tube cautioning passengers and informing them through her pre-recorded messages for the past eight years. No more. Ms. Clarke annoyed her employers with a series of spoofs on her website (http://www.emmaclarke.com/) that ridiculed Americans among others. In one she says: "We would like to remind our American tourist friends that you are almost certainly talking too loudly." In another she announces that the passenger pretending to read a paper but actually staring at a woman's chest should stop, since he was "not fooling anyone, you filthy pervert".

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WILD WEST AUCTION
A Springfield rifle owned by the famed Apache warrior Geronimo fetched $100,000 during an auction of Wild West guns and weapons that brought in more than $1 million. Lawman Wyatt Earp's double-barrelled shotgun garnered $65,500, while a sabre attributed to U.S. Army cavalry commander George Custer sold for $20,315.

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STOP! THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS PLAYING
Thailand's General's and retired military had hoped to boost Thai patriotism by requiring under law that motorists stop and observe the national anthem twice daily. "It would be chaotic if the bill had passed as it is now. So the National Legislative Assembly decided to set up a panel to review it," say critics.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Jerry Mika was expecting a $15 check from the Utah Department of Commerce, instead, the Draper, Utah man opened his mail recently to find a $2,245,342 check. A clerk had mistakenly entered the serial number instead of the amount. "Everybody looked at it, started giggling and asked why I wasn't already in Switzerland," he said. He admits to being tempted to deposit the money and draw a bit interest before the state asked for its return. "That money would have gone a long way," he said.


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Back in the 1500s, bread was divided according to social status. Workers ate the burnt bottom of the crust, the family got the middle, and guests were given the best part, which was called the "upper crust" and that is where the phrase originated.


The world's longest suspension bridge is the Akashi Kalkyo Bridge in Japan, which opened for traffic on April 5, 1998. Also known as the Pearl Bridge, it spans 3,9111 meters (12,835 feet--almost two and a half miles) which is about 1,900 feet longer than the second longest, the Humber Bridge in England.


More presidential firsts: Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809) was the first president to be inaugurated in Washington, D. C. James K. Polk (1845-1849) was the first to have his inauguration carried by telegraph. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857) was the first to have a Christmas tree in the White House, and Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893) was the first to use electricity in the White House.


The first Laundromat opened for business on April 18, 1934 in Forth Worth, Texas. It had four machines and was called a "washateria" by its owner, J. W. Cantrell.




COURT TV CHANGE
COURT TV becomes TruTV on Jan. 1, but there still be be six hours of trial coverage on weekdays. The plan is to increase the amount of real-life programming. And Star Jones' new talk show will air after trial coverage that runs from 9 am. to 3 pm.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1870 NY Times dubs baseball "The National Game"
1885 Earliest photograph of a meteor shower made
1889 1st permit issued to drive a car through Central Park (Curtis Brady)
1967 Beatles release "Magical Mystery Tour"
1970 George Harrison releases 3 album set "All Things Must Pass"
1990 Britain's conservatives chose John Major to succeed Margaret Thatcher
1991 Undertaker beats Hulk Hogan to become new WWF champ


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James Avery (Fresh Prince: Philip Banks)-59
Robin Givens-43
Patricia McPherson (Knight Rider: Bonnie)
53 Michael Vartan (Alias: Michael Vaughn) -39
Bill Nye (Bill Nye the Science Guy)
Caroline Kennedy-Schlossberg-50
Jaleel White (Family Matters: Urkel)-31
Joshua Harris (Dallas: Christopher Ewing)-29

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SHREK THE HALLS
ABC Shrek TV special. Cameron Diaz will reprise her voice role as Princess Fiona tomorrow night.


ELIZABETH BERKLEY'S NEW GIG
Elizabeth Berkley is joining the cast of "CSI: Miami."


SUPERMAN MARRIES
Superman Returns star Brandon Routh married his longtime girlfriend, actress Courtney Ford, on Saturday.


DANCING WITH THE STARS
Melanie Brown emerged from Monday's "Dancing With the Stars" ballroom battle with the highest score, positioning her to claim the mirror-ball trophy during Tuesday's season finale.


HULK HOGAN DIVORCE
Hulk Hogan's wife said in a divorce petition that she wants a share of the family's two multimillion-dollar Florida properties plus alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son. He says he didn't know about the divorce until a reporter revealed the court filing.

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WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Which action hero would you call in an emergency. Whether it was from a hurricane, flood or other disaster, a survey reveals that the action hero most Americans want to have rescue them is MacGyver from the ABC-TV series. He got 27% of the vote, thanks to his ability to escape tough spots by using whatever materials were at hand. He was followed by: Indiana Jones John McClane from Die Hard Jason Bourne from The Bourne Identity James Bond Jack Bauer from the FOX series 24 and Lara Croft from the movie Tomb Raider.


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INTERNET BOOT CAMP

Jump Up Internet Rescue School is a new boot camp of sorts for Compulsive Internet use in Korea. I'ts been identified as a mental health issue in other countries, including the United States. However, it may be a particularly acute problem in South Korea because of the country’s nearly universal Internet access. It has become a national issue here in recent years, as users started dropping dead from exhaustion after playing online games for days on end. A growing number of students have skipped school to stay online, shockingly self-destructive behavior in this intensely competitive society.

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THIS TOWN IS SOLD!
One house, no eople on 13 acres, SOLD! Someone in Italy bought the town with a 3 BR house, dance hall, a tractor shed and pecan orchards for $3.8 milion on EBAY. Reserve price was $2.5 million for Albert, Texas near San Antonio.

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TREE EATING DOG
His bite takes the bark from the honey locaust trees. Rossman the pit bull likes to hang from the tree limbs and chew on them. His owner Tyler Port may have to shell out $3,100 in fines to cover the cost of replacing the trees. He's hoping to work out an agreement.

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BEAUTY PAGEANT GONE UGLY
A investigation is under way in Peurto Rico after a contestant's gowns and makeup were doctored with pepper spray causig her to break out in hives during the competition. Despite that Ingrid Marie Rivera beat 29 rivals to become the island's 2008 Miss Universe contestant.

Top Ten Signs You've Eaten
Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner...

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

EXPENSIVE COOKIES!
A rare 1920s cookie tin and its original contents were auctioned for $32,000 in London on Wednesday. The tin, designed as a children's toy car, was fitted with electric headlights and featured a male driver and female passenger. The cookiests were in the shape of numbers and letters while others depicted "exotic animals."The original price in the 20's was over $150.

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Star Quote: "Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can
run faster." Jon Bon Jovi.

Signs you are ordering too much takeout:

The local Chinese restaurant named a dish after you.

Your kids think the oven is really just extra cabinet space.

The cashier at the drive-through window has your meal ready before you order.

The pizza place's phone number is on your speed dial----before your mother's.

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Struggling toy salesman Edwin Lowe created Bingo in 1929 after seeing an
Italian carnival game where the winner shouted "Beano!" when Lowe tested
his version, the nervous winner mistakenly yelled "Bingo!" and the game was
renamed!

If every OREO cookie eaten in a given year were dunked, cows would have to work overtime to produce the extra 42.2 million gallons of milk needed to accommodate the extra dunkers.

The highest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 136� Fahrenheit on September 13, 1992, in Azizia, Libya.

On the TV sitcom The Addams Family, it took actress Carolyn Jones two hours every day to put on Morticia's vampirish make-up. She also wore a full-length wig made of black human hair.

RELIEVE HOLIDAY STRESS
Holidays add new chores to your to-do list, but taking a time-out can ease stress, assures psychologist Alan Gettis, PH.D., M.S. Try singing your favorite carol at the top of your
lungs! Studies show that singing releases tension. And the festive lyrics
will make you feel like a kid again.


ROCKEFELLER PLAZA CHRISTMAS TREE
November 28, folks will gather at the Rockefeller Center to
see this year's grand tree being illuminated! Can't get there? Catch the
lighting on TV,live on NBC! What happens after the holidays to the huge tree? It's mulched for the Boy Scouts to use as ground cover and the base becomes an
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TODAY IN HISTORY

1716 1st lion exhibited in America (Boston)
1778 Capt Cook discovers Maui (Sandwich Islands)
1789 1st national thanksgiving
1865 Alice in Wonderland published
1868 1st baseball game played in enclosed field in San Francisco, at 25th & Folsom
1885 1st meteor photograph
1896 A.A. Stagg of U Chicago creates the football huddle
1950 China enters Korean conflict, sends troops across Yalu River
1962 1st recording session under the name "Beatles"
1969 Creams' final concert (Royal Albert Hall)
1973 Nixon's personal sec, Rose Mary Woods, tells a federal court she accidentally caused part of 18-minute gap in a key Watergate tape
1982 Howard Cossell calls his last fight after being disgusted by the Larry Holmes-Tex Cobb mismatch
1983 Heathrow Airport, robbed of 6,800 gold bars worth $38.7 million
1990 Mikhail Gorbachev tells Iraq to get out of Kuwait

BIRTHDAYS


Rich Little (Impressionist)-69
Jamie Jones (All 4 One)-33
Tina Turner-68
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BOX OFFICE

1.Enchanted
2.This Christmas
3.Beowulf
4.Hitman
5.Bee Movie
6.Fred Claus
7.August Rush
8.American Gangster
9.Stephen King's The Mist
10.No Country for Old Men

JK ROWLING HONOR
Entertainment Weekly has named her entertainer of the year.

JET LI SETS RECORD
Chinese action star Jet Li is set to rake in $13 million for his latest movie, a record for an actor in a Chinese-language film. The movie is called Warlords.

KYLIE MINOGUE X COMING
The Australian singer's 10th album is extra-special because it is her first since battling breast cancer.

KENNEDY CENTER HONORS DEC. 26th
On TV. 30th Annual Kennedy Center Honors on CBS. Dec. 26, see Diana Ross,
Steve Martin, Martin Scorsese, the Beach Boys' Brian Wilson and pianist
Leon Fleisher awarded Kennedy Center honors---and celebrated with
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******* AUDIOPROS TAKES THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY OFF ******

Next posting will be 12/3. Enjoy your holiday and THANKS for visiting.
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A Thanksgiving Forecast...

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be lowas the only wish left will be the bone.



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Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball

How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let

How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but it takes 5 hours

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The Turkey Popped Out of the Oven

The Turkey popped out of the ovenand rocketed in to the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair.It ricocheted into a cornerand burst with a deafening boom,Then splattered all over the kitchen,completely obscuring the room.It stuck to the walls and the windows,it totally coated the floor,There was turkey attached to the ceiling,where there had never been turkey before..It blanketed every appliance,it smeared every saucer and bowl;There wasn't a way I could stop it;that turkey was out of control.I scraped and I scraped with displeasureand thought with chagrin as I mopped,That I would never again stuff a turkeywith popcorn that hadn't been popped.



HOT SELLING SPANISH RINGTONE
`Why don't you shut up?'' That's what King Juan Carlos told Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez during a heated confrontation at a summit in Chile last week. Spanish speakers can't get enough. It's turned into big money for ringtone companies. The ringtone is thought to have generated around 2.2 million dollars for the companies selling it. T-shirts and mugs featuring the words are also becoming a profitable business, and videos of the confrontation have been a hit on YouTube.

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SWEET CAROLINE
The next time Red Sox fans sing ``Sweet Caroline'' in the middle of the 8th inning at Fenway Park, they'll know who they're singing about. Neil Diamond has finally revealed who the ``Caroline'' is in the song: Caroline Kennedy. Diamond says he was inspired to write the tune when he spotted a photo of Kennedy in a magazine. It took him less than an hour and became what Diamond calls ``the biggest, most important song'' of his career. And, he says, it's made the Red Sox his favorite team.


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BASEBALL MEMORABILIA
A can of bug spray used in the Yankees' dugout when those tiny midges swarmed Cleveland's Jacobs Field will be among the items up for bid in a Major League Baseball auction of memorabilia from the 2007 postseason. Surely, it's the perfect gift this holiday season.
Also available: A base and ball signed by Manny Ramirez, autographed Jason Varitek jerseys, and hand warmers used in the Boston Red Sox dugout during frigid Game 3 of the World Series at Colorado.

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In 1918, Britain allowed women over the age of 30 to vote. Russia gave women the vote in 1917. It took the United States until 1920, to give all women the right to vote.

James Buchanan was the only president never to be married. During his term, the Confederate States of America declared their independence.

Sheep will not drink from running water. Hence, the line in the Twenty-third Psalm: "He leadeth me beside the still waters."

Yasmine Bleeth had her first modeling job when she was six months old.

STOP DRINKING MILK
Heather Mills, McCartney's soon to be ex is upset. "We are the only species that drinks another person's milk, so why aren't we drinking rat's milk, or dog's milk, or cat's milk, that's how crazy it is," she said. Heather Mills got steamed up Monday in London over milk and other dairy products, focusing on the environmental impact of deforestation and livestock on global warming, citing figures from animal rights group Vegetarians International Voice for Animals.


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1783 Pilstre de Rozier & Marquis d'Arlandes make 1st free balloon flight
1848 Cincinatti Turngemeinde founded
1871 Moses Gale patents a cigar lighter
1877 Tom Edison announces his "talking machine" invention
1959 Jack Benny (violin) & Richard Nixon (piano) play their famed duet 1968 Supremes & Temptations release "I'm Gonna Make You Love Me"
1980 John & Yoko pose nude for photographer Allan Tannenbaum
1981 Olivia Newton-John's "Physical," single goes #1 & stays for 10 weeks
1990 Signing of Declaration of "End of Cold war" in Paris

BIRTHDAYS


Stan Musial (MLB Hall-of-Famer)-87
Marlo Thomas-70
Nicollette Sheridan (Desperate Housewives: Edie)-44
Bjork-42
Harold Ramis-63
Troy Aikman (NFL)-41
Goldie Hawn-62
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HOLIDAY WEEKEND MOVIES

August Rush: Freddie Highmore is an orphaned musical prodigy who uses his extraordinary talents to reunite with his long-lost birth parents.
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Enchanted: Amy Adams is a beautiful fairytale princess who is magically thrust into present-day unmagical Manhattan by an evil queen.
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Hitman: Based on the hit video game series, international assassin Agent 47 is armed, dangerous, and stamped with a barcode on his neck.
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Stephen King's The Mist: A small town community fights to survive when they come under vicious attack from creatures prowling in a thick, unnatural mist.
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This Christmas: Secrets are revealed and bonds are tested when the Whitfield family comes together for Christmas for the first time in years.
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SHOWTIME BEING SUED BY RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Californication is the title to their 1999 album and SHowtimes new series starring David Duchovny. The Peppers' lead singer, Anthony Kiedis, says ``'Californication' is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right.'' The show's creator says: ``Apparently in the '70s there were bumper stickers that said 'Don't Californicate Oregon,' because Californians were coming up there.''


COLONEL KLINK'S SECRETARY DIES
Colonel Klink's sexy blonde secretary Hilda on ``Hogan's Heroes'' has died. Sigrid Valdis was 72 . She'd been married to the show's star, Bob Crane. Patricia Crane, played Hilda for five seasons. Hilda and Bob Crane's character, Colonel Hogan, flirted playfully in front of the screen, but in 1970 were married for real, on the show's set.


WRITERS PUT DOWN PICKET SIGNS-FOR A DAY
Elizabeth Taylor says striking TV and film writers will briefly put down their picket signs when an AIDS benefit performance is held next month on the Paramount Pictures lot.

MORE WRITERS GOING ON STRIKE
500 CBS News writers authorized their union leaders to call a national strike, the Writers Guild of America said Monday, escalating a labor impasse.

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