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Thursday, November 29, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/30/2007

GETOSAMA LICENSE PLATES............
Retired NYPD sergeant Arno Herwerth wants to ``GETOSAMA.'' And his license plates say exactly that. Now the NY Dept. of Motor Vehicles wants to rescind the tags. He's going to Federal court to keep the tags. They say they might be considered offensive, he's sees them as a tribute to those who dies 9/11.


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FAKE COP NABBED BY REAL COP
If you're going to impersonate an officer, don't do it in front of the police station, while running red lights and passing cops in marked patrol cars. But police charge Harry Hackert with impersonating an officer when he pulled over a motorist. And he passed a real cop in the process.

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YA CAN'T BEET THIS
Beet juice as a de-icer? The city of Akron, Ohio, says road crews will be mixing beet juice into road deicer this winter. According to the city, the addition of beet juice to the mixture lessens the corrosive effect on cars. Akron tested the solution last year. This week, the city ordered 4,000 gallons of beet juice.

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LED HOLIDAY LIGHT RAGE
LED's are selling out across the country as consumers and cities scramble to buy up the energy saving bright lights for the holidays. The Rockefeller Center Christmas is sporting energy-saving bulbs. This year's tree 84-foot-tall Norway spruce 60-year-old Connecticut-grown tree has been covered with 5 miles of wire and 30,000 multicolored bulbs known as light emitting diodes, or LEDs.

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WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA GO!
Now there's SATLAV a new texting service that will guide Londoners and tourists to their nearest public lavatory. Anyone who sends the word "Toilet" to 80097 will receive a reply giving details of their nearest public convenience.




PERFECT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Whoever thought of this is a genious. It's no secret many men don't enjoy shopping. So for the second year in a row, a 'creche' will be set up in the town centre where women can leave their partners for a few hours so that they can hunt down all those last-minute presents, without a bored, complaining spouse. Women will "surrender" their partners at the tent's entrance free of charge between 4:00 pm-10:00 pm. They are given a numbered ticket which they then have to present on their return to collect their spouse. The men will be able to play computer games, leaf through newspapers or magazines such as Playboy, or simply have a drink at the bar

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Andrew Carnegie, one of the richest Americans ever, never carried any cash. He was once put off a London train because he did not have the fare.


More than a third of all adults hit their alarm clock's "snooze" button each morning an average of three times before they get up. Those most guilty of snatching some extra sleep are those in the 25-34 age bracket, at 57 percent.


The gurnard, a fish found in Florida, grunts when a thunderstorm is brewing, and it's said to be more reliable than meteorologists.


An observation about the sexes from comedian Jerry Seinfeld: "Women's magazines always seem to me to be instructing aliens on how to act like women. It's as though the people reading know nothing: what to wear at a picnic, what to eat when you get to the picnic. ...On the other hand, there's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. ...Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'"

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TRUISMS

Theatre Rule:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.



Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.



Law of Location:No matter where you go, there you are.



Law of Logical Argument:Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.



Brown's Law:If the shoe fits, it's ugly.



Oliver's Law:A closed mouth gathers no feet.



Wilson's Law:As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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1782 Britain signs agreement recognizing US independence
1803 Spain cedes her claims to Louisiana Territory to France
1886 1st commercially successful AC electric power plant opens, Buffalo
1948 Baseball's Negro National League disbands
1948 Soviets set up a separate municipal government in East Berlin
1970 George Harrison releases his triple album set "All Things Must Pass"
1979 Ted Koppel becomes anchor of nightly news on Iranian Hostages (ABC)
1983 Radio Shack announces the Tandy Model 2000 computer (80186 chip)
1990 Actor Burt Lancaster suffers a stroke
1990 Bush proposes US-Iraq meeting to avoid war
1991 Rob Pilatus, 27, of Milli-Vanilli attempts suicide

BIRTHDAYS

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.-90
Colin Mochrie (Whose Line Is It Anyway?)-50
Robert Gullillaume (Soap: Benson) -80
Dick Clark-78
Ben Stiller-42
G. Gordon Liddy-77
Des’ree-39
Ridley Scott (Director)-70
Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy: Cristina)-37
Dian Parkinson (Ex-Price is Right)-63
Clay Aiken-29
Mandy Patinkin (former Criminal Minds)-55
Elisha Cuthbert (24: Kim Bauer)-25
Billy Idol-52

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ONE NEW MOVIE THIS WEEKEND
Awake: Jessica Alba's husband experiences the terror of "anesthetical awareness"--being conscious yet totally paralyzed during surgery.

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JAMES TAYLOR - CAROLE KING ON STAGE TOGETHER
James Taylor and Carole King always wanted to share a bill again. They finally did this week when they played the 50th anniversary concert for the Troubadour nightclub in Los Angeles. They had played the club in 1969 when both of them were just starting to come into their own.






LUTHER VANDROSS AUCTION
If you're a fan items from the late singer will be auctioned next week including his Harry Potter books, also Vandross' awards, stage costumes, clothes and furniture. Italso includes his copper roasting pans, his corn-on-the-cob dishes, his pinball machine and his New York state driver's license. For a hundred dollars, you might have a shot at winning his 1969 high school yearbook, in which his last name is misspelled. Other items for sale are a ceramic figure of a Cabbage Patch doll with ``Uncle Ronnie'' inscribed on it, a teddy bear wearing a vest made out of pennies and Vandross' framed weight loss chart.


GRAMMY'S TOP 25 MOMENTS TOMORROW NIGHT
Melissa Etheridge, Alicia Keys and Faith Hill will celebrate the Grammys tomorrow. They will host the CBS special ``My Night at the Grammys,'' which focuses on the Top 25 Grammy moments, as voted on by viewers.





OPRAH GOES COUNTRY TODAY
Vince Gill, Amy Grant, Rascal Flatts and Kenny Rogers are appearing on ``The Oprah Winfrey Show'' today.






ST. JUDE CELEBRITY GUITAR
Dolly Parton, Alison Krauss, Wynonna and Alabama's Randy Owen are among the artists who signed a guitar to benefit St. Jude Children's Hospital. The guitar is dubbed ``An Instrument of Hope,'' and is currently up for auction on eBay. There are a total of 23 signatures on the instrument, including those of Robert Plant, John Waite, Michael McDonald and T-Bone Burnett.








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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/29/2007

YOU ARE SO GOING TO HELL...............
Thieves snuck into a German church during services and stole a 300 year old bible valued at $7,000 and made off with the cash in a collection box. "This Bible won't be easy to sell. It would be smartest just to somehow bring it back to the church," Spanknebel said in an appeal the church posted on its Web site.

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EGG AUCTION
A previously unrecorded Faberge egg fetched nine million pounds ($18.5 million) on Wednesday, setting an auction record for the jeweler, any Russian art object and any timepiece.


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USE YOUR PHONE TO PAY
London shoppers will be part of a trial where cell phones can be used to buy subway tickets and make other purchases while on the go. When the phone is passed over a scanner in stations or shops, money is deducted from the mobile phone as payment.

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AS THE COCK CROWS
An Italian court ahs fined a man $295 for his Rooster crowing too early in the morning after neighbors complained of the early riser. He says he'll would appeal the sentence, supported by the local Farmers' Association, on the grounds that he needs at least one rooster to breed chickens.


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CAKE THIEF
We figure this Russian mugger just wanted to go back to jail. He stole a woman's cake then asked her to call police so he could go back to prison. Authorities are obliging his request.

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In 1878 Wanamaker's of Philadelphia was the first U.S. department store to install electric lighting.

According to a poll, 58 percent of those responding admitted that they had falsely called in sick to get a day off from work.

The fastest sneeze recorded traveled at 103.6 mph.

Richard Cadbury invented the first Valentine's Day candy box in the late 1800s.


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TODAY IN HISTORY

1812 Napoleon's Grand Army crosses Berezina River in retreat from Russia
1877 Thomas Edison demonstrates the hand-cranked phonograph
1890 1st Army-Navy football game, Score: Navy 24, Army 0 at West Point
1929 Lt Cmdr Richard E Byrd sends "My calculations indicate that we have reached the vicinity of the South Pole" (He was wrong)
1934 Chicago Bears beat Detroit in 1st NFL game broadcast nationally
1944 John Hopkins hospital performs 1st open heart surgery
1961 Mercury-Atlas 5 carries a chimp (Enos) to orbit
1963 Beatles release "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
1963 LBJ sets up Warren Comm to investigate assassination of JFK
1969 Beatles' "Come Together," single goes #1
1990 UN Security Council sets Jan 15th military deadline against Iraq

BIRTHDAYS

Vin Scully (Sportscaster)-80
Diane Ladd-64
Don Cheadle-43
Suzy Chaffee (Skier/Suzy Chapstick)-61
Garry Shandling-58
Joel Coen (Writer/Director)-
53 Gena Lee Nolin (Baywatch: Neely)-36
Howie Mandel-52
Brian Baumgartner (The Office: Kevin) -35
Cathy Moriarty-47
Kim Delaney (NYPD Blue: Diane)-46
Tom Sizemore-46
Ringo Garza (Los Lonely Boys)-26

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S BELLY
You get to see the very prgnant singer in a revelaing shoot on the cover of MArie Claire magazine.


DANCING WITH THE STARS WINNERS
Helio Castroneves and his dance partner Julianne Hough won "Dancing With the Stars." Less than a day after Castroneves was declared the winner, Vazquez, a Miami-based business executive, announced she had called off her engagement to the Brazilian race-car driver.


USHER'S BABY
He and wife Tameka Foster had a baby boy Monday.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/28/2007

ONE MILLION REASONS TO GO TO PRISON.........................
This qualifies as one of the stupidest criminal stories of the year. Not only did Alexander Smith try to open a bank account by depositing a phony $1 million bill (which doesn't exist). He then raised a ruckus with the teller and started cursing bank workers when they refused to open the account for him. Aiken, SC County sheriff's deputies arrested Goober.

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OH... THIS ISN'T "MY" RING?
Some people say finders-keepers. But under law, you're obligated to at least make some attempt to find the owner or turn over a found item. Lonnie Anderson and Jacqueline Shimmin have been arrested for failing to return a large, emerald-cut diamond ring. According to authorities, the pair even admitted seeing a classified ad in a local about the missing ring. Police say the pair took the ring to the jewelry counter at a department store for an appraisal.

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THE COST OF THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
According to the 23rd annual survey, the cost of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is $19,507, a 3.1% increase over last year. This holiday season, generous True Loves will pay more than ever before – $78,100 – for all 364 items, up from $75,122 in 2006.
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MERRIAM WEBSTER WORD OF THE YEAR
Merriam-Webster OnLine is asking its visitors to vote for the one word they feel best sums up the past year and most deserves the distinction of becoming Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year for 2007. Last year's winner was "truthiness". Here's this years nominees garnered from the most searched for words:
- apathetic - cruft - melancholy - sardoodledom
- babymoon - eleemosynary - pecksniffian - sputum
- blamestorm - facebook - pretentious - subpoena
- charlatan - hypocrite - pugnacious - vanity sizing
- conundrum - linkability - quixotic - woot







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THAILAND POLICE SAVING ENERGY?
Thailand's police force "may" be making energy saving moves by allowing for lighter weight khaki uniforms with short sleeves. Something that might seem obvious in the tropical heat, but nope, they've been sweltering for years and now want to save energy by cooling the officers with more comfortable clothing, but beauracracy raises it's ugly head. Approving a new uniform is a complicated and lengthy process, and will require the police commission to seek a change to the laws regulating the force.

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CHRISTMAS TRIVIA
Did you know Silent Night was first sung as part of a church service in Austria. A guitar was used because the church organ was so badly rusted it couldn't be played.


Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria of England, was credited with introducing the German custom of the Christmas tree into the English home in 1841.



Seventy-five percent of Americans do not believe that public references to the "birth of Christ and Christmas" should be avoided in businesses, schools, and other public venues in order to keep from offending non-Christian Americans during this holiday season.


Shortly after Christmas in Poland, people travel in horse-drawn sleighs for the Kulig, or winter sleigh party. Families gather in the forest, light fires, and prepare festive meals. They traditionally celebrate with dancing and fireworks later that evening.


St. Nicholas was bishop of the Turkish town of Myra in the early fourth century. It was the Dutch who first made him into a Christmas gift-giver, and Dutch settlers brought him to America where his name eventually became the familiar Santa Claus.

SAN DIEGO PANDA NAMED
The San Diego Zoo's panda cub finally has a name.
Zoo officials say Zhen Zhen (shen-shen), or Precious won out over 2,400 names submitted by zoo visitors. Following Chinese tradition, the zoo waited until the cub was 100 days old before giving her a name. The cub is still living out of public view in a private den with her mother, but can be seen via the zoo's Web cam. (http://outstream.camzone.com/panda.php?cmd=timelapse&day=0)

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1520 Ferdinand Magellan begins crossing Pacific Ocean
1922 Capt Cyril Turner (RAF) gave 1st skywriting exhibition (NYC). Turner spelled out "Hello USA. Call Vanderbilt 7200."
1943 FDR, Churchill & Stalin met at Tehran to map out strategy
1948 "Hopalong Cassidy" premiers on TV
1963 1st million copy record prior to release "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
1963 Beatles "She Loves You" returns to #1 on UK record chart
1975 Wings release "Venus & Mars/Rock Show" medley
1988 Picasso's "Acrobat & Harlequin" sells for $38.46 million
1989 Rickey Henderson signs record $3,000,000 per year Oak A's contract


BIRTHDAYS

Berry Gordy Jr. (Motown Records founder)-78
Gary Hart (Former Sen.)-71
Jon Stewart-45
Randy Newman-64
Paul Shaffer-58
Ed Harris-57
Judd Nelson (Suddenly Susan: Jack)-48

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DANCING WITH THE STARS
As predicted, Marie Osmond was the first one to go on Tuesday's "Dancing With the Stars" finale.



EVEL-WEST SETTLEMENT
Evel Knievel and Kanye West have worked it out. The 69-year-old motorcycle daredevil said he and West met at his Clearwater condo recently. They settled a federal lawsuit over the use of Knievel's trademarked image in a popular West music video.


JACKSON 5 AGAIN
Jermaine says; the Jackson Five will soon be touring together again, Michael Jackson included.


PAUL McCARTNEY-ROSANNA ARQUETTE ?
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Monday, November 26, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/27/2007

STRONG HOLIDAY START
A retail industry tracking group reports that sales over the past two days rose more than 7 percent compared to the same time last year. ShopperTrak tallies up a total of more than 16 billion dollars for Friday and Saturday. The online shopping scene is even brighter. An Internet research firm reports a 22 percent gain in online sales the day after Thanksgiving compared with the same day a year ago.


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GET A ROOM!
Passengers at a Danish train station were left out in the cold on Monday when a couple began having sex in the waiting room. Police were called when freezing passengers Freezing passengers called the DSB rail company to complain that they were stuck out in the cold due to the steamy love-making.

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VOICE OF THE TUBE IS NO MORE
Emma Clarke has been the voice of the underground in London's Tube cautioning passengers and informing them through her pre-recorded messages for the past eight years. No more. Ms. Clarke annoyed her employers with a series of spoofs on her website (http://www.emmaclarke.com/) that ridiculed Americans among others. In one she says: "We would like to remind our American tourist friends that you are almost certainly talking too loudly." In another she announces that the passenger pretending to read a paper but actually staring at a woman's chest should stop, since he was "not fooling anyone, you filthy pervert".

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WILD WEST AUCTION
A Springfield rifle owned by the famed Apache warrior Geronimo fetched $100,000 during an auction of Wild West guns and weapons that brought in more than $1 million. Lawman Wyatt Earp's double-barrelled shotgun garnered $65,500, while a sabre attributed to U.S. Army cavalry commander George Custer sold for $20,315.


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STOP! THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS PLAYING
Thailand's General's and retired military had hoped to boost Thai patriotism by requiring under law that motorists stop and observe the national anthem twice daily. "It would be chaotic if the bill had passed as it is now. So the National Legislative Assembly decided to set up a panel to review it," say critics.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Jerry Mika was expecting a $15 check from the Utah Department of Commerce, instead, the Draper, Utah man opened his mail recently to find a $2,245,342 check. A clerk had mistakenly entered the serial number instead of the amount. "Everybody looked at it, started giggling and asked why I wasn't already in Switzerland," he said. He admits to being tempted to deposit the money and draw a bit interest before the state asked for its return. "That money would have gone a long way," he said.


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Back in the 1500s, bread was divided according to social status. Workers ate the burnt bottom of the crust, the family got the middle, and guests were given the best part, which was called the "upper crust" and that is where the phrase originated.


The world's longest suspension bridge is the Akashi Kalkyo Bridge in Japan, which opened for traffic on April 5, 1998. Also known as the Pearl Bridge, it spans 3,9111 meters (12,835 feet--almost two and a half miles) which is about 1,900 feet longer than the second longest, the Humber Bridge in England.


More presidential firsts: Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809) was the first president to be inaugurated in Washington, D. C. James K. Polk (1845-1849) was the first to have his inauguration carried by telegraph. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857) was the first to have a Christmas tree in the White House, and Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893) was the first to use electricity in the White House.


The first Laundromat opened for business on April 18, 1934 in Forth Worth, Texas. It had four machines and was called a "washateria" by its owner, J. W. Cantrell.




COURT TV CHANGE
COURT TV becomes TruTV on Jan. 1, but there still be be six hours of trial coverage on weekdays. The plan is to increase the amount of real-life programming. And Star Jones' new talk show will air after trial coverage that runs from 9 am. to 3 pm.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1870 NY Times dubs baseball "The National Game"
1885 Earliest photograph of a meteor shower made
1889 1st permit issued to drive a car through Central Park (Curtis Brady)
1967 Beatles release "Magical Mystery Tour"
1970 George Harrison releases 3 album set "All Things Must Pass"
1990 Britain's conservatives chose John Major to succeed Margaret Thatcher
1991 Undertaker beats Hulk Hogan to become new WWF champ


BIRTHDAYS

James Avery (Fresh Prince: Philip Banks)-59
Robin Givens-43
Patricia McPherson (Knight Rider: Bonnie)
53 Michael Vartan (Alias: Michael Vaughn) -39
Bill Nye (Bill Nye the Science Guy)
Caroline Kennedy-Schlossberg-50
Jaleel White (Family Matters: Urkel)-31
Joshua Harris (Dallas: Christopher Ewing)-29

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SHREK THE HALLS
ABC Shrek TV special. Cameron Diaz will reprise her voice role as Princess Fiona tomorrow night.


ELIZABETH BERKLEY'S NEW GIG
Elizabeth Berkley is joining the cast of "CSI: Miami."


SUPERMAN MARRIES
Superman Returns star Brandon Routh married his longtime girlfriend, actress Courtney Ford, on Saturday.


DANCING WITH THE STARS
Melanie Brown emerged from Monday's "Dancing With the Stars" ballroom battle with the highest score, positioning her to claim the mirror-ball trophy during Tuesday's season finale.


HULK HOGAN DIVORCE
Hulk Hogan's wife said in a divorce petition that she wants a share of the family's two multimillion-dollar Florida properties plus alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son. He says he didn't know about the divorce until a reporter revealed the court filing.

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Sunday, November 25, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/26/2007

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WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Which action hero would you call in an emergency. Whether it was from a hurricane, flood or other disaster, a survey reveals that the action hero most Americans want to have rescue them is MacGyver from the ABC-TV series. He got 27% of the vote, thanks to his ability to escape tough spots by using whatever materials were at hand. He was followed by: Indiana Jones John McClane from Die Hard Jason Bourne from The Bourne Identity James Bond Jack Bauer from the FOX series 24 and Lara Croft from the movie Tomb Raider.


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INTERNET BOOT CAMP

Jump Up Internet Rescue School is a new boot camp of sorts for Compulsive Internet use in Korea. I'ts been identified as a mental health issue in other countries, including the United States. However, it may be a particularly acute problem in South Korea because of the country’s nearly universal Internet access. It has become a national issue here in recent years, as users started dropping dead from exhaustion after playing online games for days on end. A growing number of students have skipped school to stay online, shockingly self-destructive behavior in this intensely competitive society.



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THIS TOWN IS SOLD!
One house, no eople on 13 acres, SOLD! Someone in Italy bought the town with a 3 BR house, dance hall, a tractor shed and pecan orchards for $3.8 milion on EBAY. Reserve price was $2.5 million for Albert, Texas near San Antonio.

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TREE EATING DOG
His bite takes the bark from the honey locaust trees. Rossman the pit bull likes to hang from the tree limbs and chew on them. His owner Tyler Port may have to shell out $3,100 in fines to cover the cost of replacing the trees. He's hoping to work out an agreement.


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BEAUTY PAGEANT GONE UGLY
A investigation is under way in Peurto Rico after a contestant's gowns and makeup were doctored with pepper spray causig her to break out in hives during the competition. Despite that Ingrid Marie Rivera beat 29 rivals to become the island's 2008 Miss Universe contestant.


Top Ten Signs You've Eaten
Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner...



10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.



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EXPENSIVE COOKIES!
A rare 1920s cookie tin and its original contents were auctioned for $32,000 in London on Wednesday. The tin, designed as a children's toy car, was fitted with electric headlights and featured a male driver and female passenger. The cookiests were in the shape of numbers and letters while others depicted "exotic animals."The original price in the 20's was over $150.


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run faster." Jon Bon Jovi.



Signs you are ordering too much takeout:

The local Chinese restaurant named a dish after you.

Your kids think the oven is really just extra cabinet space.

The cashier at the drive-through window has your meal ready before you order.

The pizza place's phone number is on your speed dial----before your mother's.

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Struggling toy salesman Edwin Lowe created Bingo in 1929 after seeing an
Italian carnival game where the winner shouted "Beano!" when Lowe tested
his version, the nervous winner mistakenly yelled "Bingo!" and the game was
renamed!

If every OREO cookie eaten in a given year were dunked, cows would have to work overtime to produce the extra 42.2 million gallons of milk needed to accommodate the extra dunkers.

The highest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 136� Fahrenheit on September 13, 1992, in Azizia, Libya.

On the TV sitcom The Addams Family, it took actress Carolyn Jones two hours every day to put on Morticia's vampirish make-up. She also wore a full-length wig made of black human hair.

RELIEVE HOLIDAY STRESS
Holidays add new chores to your to-do list, but taking a time-out can ease stress, assures psychologist Alan Gettis, PH.D., M.S. Try singing your favorite carol at the top of your
lungs! Studies show that singing releases tension. And the festive lyrics
will make you feel like a kid again.



ROCKEFELLER PLAZA CHRISTMAS TREE
November 28, folks will gather at the Rockefeller Center to
see this year's grand tree being illuminated! Can't get there? Catch the
lighting on TV,live on NBC! What happens after the holidays to the huge tree? It's
mulched for the Boy Scouts to use as ground cover and the base becomes an
obstacle jump for the U. S. Equestrian Team!
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TODAY IN HISTORY

1716 1st lion exhibited in America (Boston)
1778 Capt Cook discovers Maui (Sandwich Islands)
1789 1st national thanksgiving
1865 Alice in Wonderland published
1868 1st baseball game played in enclosed field in San Francisco, at 25th & Folsom
1885 1st meteor photograph
1896 A.A. Stagg of U Chicago creates the football huddle
1950 China enters Korean conflict, sends troops across Yalu River
1962 1st recording session under the name "Beatles"
1969 Creams' final concert (Royal Albert Hall)
1973 Nixon's personal sec, Rose Mary Woods, tells a federal court she accidentally caused part of 18-minute gap in a key Watergate tape
1982 Howard Cossell calls his last fight after being disgusted by the Larry Holmes-Tex Cobb mismatch
1983 Heathrow Airport, robbed of 6,800 gold bars worth $38.7 million
1990 Mikhail Gorbachev tells Iraq to get out of Kuwait


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Rich Little (Impressionist)-69
Jamie Jones (All 4 One)-33
Tina Turner-68
Jamie Rose (Falcon Crest: Vickie)-48

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BOX OFFICE

1.Enchanted
2.This Christmas
3.Beowulf
4.Hitman
5.Bee Movie
6.Fred Claus
7.August Rush
8.American Gangster
9.Stephen King's The Mist
10.No Country for Old Men

JK ROWLING HONOR
Entertainment Weekly has named her entertainer of the year.

JET LI SETS RECORD
Chinese action star Jet Li is set to rake in $13 million for his latest movie, a record for an actor in a Chinese-language film. The movie is called Warlords.

KYLIE MINOGUE X COMING
The Australian singer's 10th album is extra-special because it is her first since battling breast cancer.

KENNEDY CENTER HONORS DEC. 26th
On TV. 30th Annual Kennedy Center Honors on CBS. Dec. 26, see Diana Ross,
Steve Martin, Martin Scorsese, the Beach Boys' Brian Wilson and pianist
Leon Fleisher awarded Kennedy Center honors---and celebrated with
performances and tributes!


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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

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******* AUDIOPROS TAKES THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY OFF ******

Next posting will be 12/3. Enjoy your holiday and THANKS for visiting.
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A Thanksgiving Forecast...

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be lowas the only wish left will be the bone.



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Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball

How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let

How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but it takes 5 hours

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The Turkey Popped Out of the Oven

The Turkey popped out of the ovenand rocketed in to the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair.It ricocheted into a cornerand burst with a deafening boom,Then splattered all over the kitchen,completely obscuring the room.It stuck to the walls and the windows,it totally coated the floor,There was turkey attached to the ceiling,where there had never been turkey before..It blanketed every appliance,it smeared every saucer and bowl;There wasn't a way I could stop it;that turkey was out of control.I scraped and I scraped with displeasureand thought with chagrin as I mopped,That I would never again stuff a turkeywith popcorn that hadn't been popped.



HOT SELLING SPANISH RINGTONE
`Why don't you shut up?'' That's what King Juan Carlos told Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez during a heated confrontation at a summit in Chile last week. Spanish speakers can't get enough. It's turned into big money for ringtone companies. The ringtone is thought to have generated around 2.2 million dollars for the companies selling it. T-shirts and mugs featuring the words are also becoming a profitable business, and videos of the confrontation have been a hit on YouTube.

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SWEET CAROLINE
The next time Red Sox fans sing ``Sweet Caroline'' in the middle of the 8th inning at Fenway Park, they'll know who they're singing about. Neil Diamond has finally revealed who the ``Caroline'' is in the song: Caroline Kennedy. Diamond says he was inspired to write the tune when he spotted a photo of Kennedy in a magazine. It took him less than an hour and became what Diamond calls ``the biggest, most important song'' of his career. And, he says, it's made the Red Sox his favorite team.


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BASEBALL MEMORABILIA
A can of bug spray used in the Yankees' dugout when those tiny midges swarmed Cleveland's Jacobs Field will be among the items up for bid in a Major League Baseball auction of memorabilia from the 2007 postseason. Surely, it's the perfect gift this holiday season.
Also available: A base and ball signed by Manny Ramirez, autographed Jason Varitek jerseys, and hand warmers used in the Boston Red Sox dugout during frigid Game 3 of the World Series at Colorado.


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In 1918, Britain allowed women over the age of 30 to vote. Russia gave women the vote in 1917. It took the United States until 1920, to give all women the right to vote.


James Buchanan was the only president never to be married. During his term, the Confederate States of America declared their independence.


Sheep will not drink from running water. Hence, the line in the Twenty-third Psalm: "He leadeth me beside the still waters."


Yasmine Bleeth had her first modeling job when she was six months old.


STOP DRINKING MILK
Heather Mills, McCartney's soon to be ex is upset. "We are the only species that drinks another person's milk, so why aren't we drinking rat's milk, or dog's milk, or cat's milk, that's how crazy it is," she said. Heather Mills got steamed up Monday in London over milk and other dairy products, focusing on the environmental impact of deforestation and livestock on global warming, citing figures from animal rights group Vegetarians International Voice for Animals.


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1783 Pilstre de Rozier & Marquis d'Arlandes make 1st free balloon flight
1848 Cincinatti Turngemeinde founded
1871 Moses Gale patents a cigar lighter
1877 Tom Edison announces his "talking machine" invention
1959 Jack Benny (violin) & Richard Nixon (piano) play their famed duet 1968 Supremes & Temptations release "I'm Gonna Make You Love Me"
1980 John & Yoko pose nude for photographer Allan Tannenbaum
1981 Olivia Newton-John's "Physical," single goes #1 & stays for 10 weeks
1990 Signing of Declaration of "End of Cold war" in Paris


BIRTHDAYS


Stan Musial (MLB Hall-of-Famer)-87
Marlo Thomas-70
Nicollette Sheridan (Desperate Housewives: Edie)-44
Bjork-42
Harold Ramis-63
Troy Aikman (NFL)-41
Goldie Hawn-62
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HOLIDAY WEEKEND MOVIES

August Rush: Freddie Highmore is an orphaned musical prodigy who uses his extraordinary talents to reunite with his long-lost birth parents.
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Enchanted: Amy Adams is a beautiful fairytale princess who is magically thrust into present-day unmagical Manhattan by an evil queen.
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Hitman: Based on the hit video game series, international assassin Agent 47 is armed, dangerous, and stamped with a barcode on his neck.
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Stephen King's The Mist: A small town community fights to survive when they come under vicious attack from creatures prowling in a thick, unnatural mist.
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This Christmas: Secrets are revealed and bonds are tested when the Whitfield family comes together for Christmas for the first time in years.
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SHOWTIME BEING SUED BY RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Californication is the title to their 1999 album and SHowtimes new series starring David Duchovny. The Peppers' lead singer, Anthony Kiedis, says ``'Californication' is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right.'' The show's creator says: ``Apparently in the '70s there were bumper stickers that said 'Don't Californicate Oregon,' because Californians were coming up there.''


COLONEL KLINK'S SECRETARY DIES
Colonel Klink's sexy blonde secretary Hilda on ``Hogan's Heroes'' has died. Sigrid Valdis was 72 . She'd been married to the show's star, Bob Crane. Patricia Crane, played Hilda for five seasons. Hilda and Bob Crane's character, Colonel Hogan, flirted playfully in front of the screen, but in 1970 were married for real, on the show's set.


WRITERS PUT DOWN PICKET SIGNS-FOR A DAY
Elizabeth Taylor says striking TV and film writers will briefly put down their picket signs when an AIDS benefit performance is held next month on the Paramount Pictures lot.


MORE WRITERS GOING ON STRIKE
500 CBS News writers authorized their union leaders to call a national strike, the Writers Guild of America said Monday, escalating a labor impasse.


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Monday, November 19, 2007

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PUTTING BUTTS IN THE SEATS
The Lady Vols basketball team has a novel way to encourage attendance at their home games. College tuition. The Lady Vols will give away a year's instate tuition, about $6,000, to a student who attends at least 10 of 14 home games. Other prizes include two tickets and hotel accommodations to the Women's Final Four in Tampa, Florida, assuming the Lady Vols are in it.

STAY SOBER GET THE BIRD
Up to 300 turkeys will be given to drivers who successfully pass through a Salinas, California sobriety checkpoint Tuesday. Authorities aren't saying exactly where the checkpoint will be.

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WORLD'S SMALLEST HORSE
Thumbelina, a miniature sorrel brown mare, has officially been recognized as the world's smallest horse. Standing a petite 17 inches tall, she prefers playing and sleeping with her owner's spaniels says owner Michael Goessling. "She found the dog kennels and decided she wanted to bed-in with the dogs rather than with the bigger horses." The mare has become a hometown celebrity.



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100 YEAR'D OLD WITH A DIPLOMA
Elva Cook and her one classmate thought they knew more than their teacher. So the two only students dropped out of the one room scholhouse in 1925. Dozens of Elva Cook's relatives from as far away as Washington, Oregon and California came to Ivey's Restaurant to wish her a happy birthday and attend her graduation ceremony Sunday. Huntsville City Council President Glenn Watson read a resolution congratulating Cook, who accepted the diploma from William Winlock Miller High School in Olympia, Wash.

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CHEERLEADER SUSPENSIONS
Six cheerleaders are fighting suspensions after they flashed football fans a message on their underpants. The Ripon. Cailfornia cheerleaders the girls bent over, lifted their skirts and showed the crowd the words "Indians No. 1" on their bloomers.

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Crayola has renamed only three crayon colors in its corporate history. In 1958, Prussian Blue was renamed Midnight Blue because, according to teachers, children could no longer relate to Prussian history. In 1962, Flesh was renamed Peach to recognize that not everyone's skin is the same shade. In 1999, Indian Red was renamed Chestnut after a public contest, which drew more than 100,000 entries; rejected contest entry names included ginger spice, crab claw red, old penny, and baseball mitt.

The synthetic fabric of the 1970s, Gore-Tex, is made with Teflon.

Jingle Bells, a popular Christmas song, was actually written for Thanksgiving. The song was composed in 1857, by James Pierpont, and was originally called "One Horse Open Sleigh".


One out of every fifteen American adults got his or her first job with McDonald's.


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1789 New Jersey becomes 1st state to ratify Bill of Rights
1888 William Bundy patents the timecard clock 1931 Commercial teletype service begins
1976 George Harrison appears on Saturday Night Live
1981 Ringo releases "Stop & Smell the Roses" album
1983 100 million watch ABC-TV movie "The Day After," about nuclear war



BIRTHDAYS

Estelle Parsons (Roseanne: Mom)-80 Sean Young-48
Richard Dawson-75 Jim Brickman-46
Dick Smothers-69 Ming-Na (ER: Dr. Jing-Mei Chen)-44
Veronica Hamel (Hill Street Blues: Joyce)-64 Mike D (Beastie Boys)-42
Judy Woodruff (Newscaster)-61 Sen Dog (Cypress Hill)-42
Samuel E. Wright-61 Laura Harris (24: Marie)-31
Bo Derek-51 Nadine Velazquez (My Name is Earl: Catalina)-29

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MR. WHIPPLE DIES
Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91.


DONNY OSMOND APOLOGIZES
Donny Osmond has apologized to Larry King for criticizing the CNN talk host after he revealed that Marie Osmond's 16-year-old son had entered rehab.


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SONG ABOUT BRITNEY
"Falling Down," is done with British band Duran Duran and the video features a Britney look-alike checking into rehab.


NATALIE PORTMAN BEST DRESSED
Natalie Portman is the Best Dressed Lady of 2007, according to In Style magazine.


DANCING WITH THE STARS PERFORMER
Tonight you'll see Avril Lavigne on ABC.

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

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ONE SLIPPERY SUSPECT
The old stuck in the AC vent thief story is back. This time the attempted burglar was Adam Cooper. He was trapped for more than an hour inside a vent shaft of a supermarket in Thorntown, Indiana. Police helped free him after he yelled for help, using

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KICKED OFF FLIGHT-ENDED UP ON PLAYBOY
Earleier we had the story of Kyla Ebbert getting the boot from a Southwest Airlines flight for "dressing provocatively". That action got her a job. She's posed for pictures for Playboy on line. Less than 6 figures earned.




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HANNAH MONTANA FRENZY
WFLZ stunted with a 12 foot tall Hannah Montana statue. Whoever could hold on the longest wins tickets to the concert. 35-year-old Jody Powell won four tickets to the sold-out concert in Tampa for his daughter.





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1000 MILES FROM THE OCEAN
A 12 ton Minke whale has been found rounded on a sandbar 1000 miles inland in the Amazon in Brazil. The 18 foot animal was being seen after by local townspeople who hope to get it back to the ocean.


PRAY WITH ONE EYE OPEN
Reverend Fidelis Obdike bought a laptop computer from Carl Hagy a couple of weeks ago. Carl called up the preacher in Fort Smith, Arkansasa and casked if he could pary with him. While the reverend had his head bowed and eyes closed in prayer, Mr. Hagy absconded with the laptop. He was easy to findand arrest.

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets the m interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain , wouldn't there?-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

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The world "okay" is credited to Martin Van Buren, the eighth president of the United States (1837-1841). Van Buren was raised in Kinderhood, NY, and became known as Old Kinderhook, which was shortened to "O.K." The word derived accordingly.


The world's first floating ice cream parlor was commissioned by the United States Navy during World War II to keep the Pacific fleet well supplied. The converted barge was capable of producing 10 gallons of ice cream every seven seconds.


The tradition of June weddings began in the Middle Ages. Baths were a rare occurrence, but a spring bath was common, so planning a wedding to follow the spring bath became a tradition. But, just in case, brides carried bouquets of flowers to ward off body odors, and thus that custom began as well.


The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1493 Christopher Columbus discovers Puerto Rico, on his 2nd voyage
1863 Lincoln delivers his address in Gettysburg; "4 score & 7 years..."
1903 Carrie Nation attempts to address the Senate
1959 Ford cancels the Edsel
1979 Chuck Berry released from prison on income tax evasion
1980 CBS TV bans Calvin Klein's jeans ad featuring Brooke Shields
1985 President Reagan & Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev meet for 1st time

BIRTHDAYS

Alan Young (Mr. Ed: Wilbur Post)-88
Larry King-74
Eileen Collins (First female shuttle commander)-51
Dick Cavett (Talk Show Host)-71
Allison Janney (The West Wing: “C.J.”)-47
Ted Turner-69
Meg Ryan-46
Garrick Utley (Newsman)-68
Jodie Foster-45
Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams)-66
Calvin Klein (Fashion Designer)-65
Tony Rich-36
Ahmad Rashad (Sportscaster)-58
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THE BOX OFFICE


1.Beowulf
2.Bee Movie
3.American Gangster
4.Fred Claus
5.Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
6.Dan in Real Life
7.No Country for Old Men
8.Lions for Lambs
9.Saw IV
10.Love in the Time of Cholera



BRITNEY'S CONTINUING PROBLEMS
The video of Britney Spears apparently running a red light with her children in the car was submitted into court Friday.



WRITERS-PRODUCERS AGREE TO A DATE
The two sides will return to the bargaining table on November 26. TV production shutdowns mounted and the strike claimed its first casualty among the major film studios -- postponement of "The Da Vinci Code" sequel starring Tom Hanks.


ALICE IN WONDERLAND MOVIE
It will be a 3D version and you can look for TIm Buton(Batman-Edward Scissorhads) to direct.

WAYNE NEWTON IN SICK BAY
He's had to cancel his Vegas appearances for a couple of months because of a heart condition.

DANCING WITH THE STARS GUEST
The contestants on ``Dancing With the Stars'' will have to perform in front of the Lord of the Dance next week. Michael Flatley will perform with members of his dance team on Tuesday's show. Then he'll watch as another star is voted off.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/16/2007

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COMING SOON TO STARBUCKS?
Here's a new one that may get the attention of coffee lovers. Monkee Coffee. Formosan rock monkeys have long been a scourge to coffee farmers in Taiwan's mountains because they eat the ripe berries and spit out the seeds. Now some enterprising Taiwanese farmers are collecting the spit out berries and roasting and grinding the berries, selling the coffee for $55 a pound. They say the discarded seeds yield a sweeter coffee with a vanilla-like scent.


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WATCH WHAT YOU SAY SANTA-POLITICALLY CORRECT OVER DONE AGAIN
Some Australian Santas are being told to not use the tradidtional HO HO HO, because it may be considered offensive to women. Instead they're being instructed to bellow HA HA HA. "We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they,"according to Julie Gale who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids. She says; "Leave Santa Alone."


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THE SHERIFF WHO DID
Larimer County SHeriff Jim Alderden in Northern Colorado is fed up with politcal correctness. And he's going to decorate a Christmas tree, like it or not. He's inviting the public to help decorate a Christmas tree on his office lawn, and seeking donations to ensure no tax dollars are spent on it. "There's such a thing as religious tolerance, but you can be tolerant without excluding the majority, and that seems to be the road we're heading down," Alderden said. "We respect people of other faiths and religions. We respect other people's right to have their opinions, but don't ask Christians to hide their faith."


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GRAFFITI DOG!
The owner of a large white dog in Chubbuck, Idaho, discovered the words "go home" spray painted on the sides of his canine pal, who was allowed to roam freely in his neighborhood. Animal control officers couldn't decide whether it was a case of vandalism (the dog is someone's property) or cruelty to animals. "In the end," says Capt. Mike Sanders, "they decided to drop any charges because, after all, the dog was supposed to be on a leash.

LONG LOST WALLET FOUND
Richard Bagen of East Weymouth, Massachusetts, was demolishing Boston's Paramount Theatre when a wallet fell out of the wall. It had been stolen from sailor Val Gregoire exactly 51 years earlier. Thugs had knocked him unconscious, and when he came to, he had been robbed of his pants and his wallet. The story had become part of family legend. Gregoire's navy ID and other identification were still in the wallet. It's been returned to 75 year old Jeanette, the wido of Val Gregoire.


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RATATOUILLE?
Remember the big ruckus over the $25,000 dessert we had last week. Well now the restaurant that produces it has been forced to close. Serendipity 3 on New York's Upper East Side failed its second consecutive health inspection in a month on Wednesday night after health officials found a live mouse, mouse droppings in multiple places, flies and dozens of live cockroaches, the Heath Department said.


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ENERGY PRODUCING WINERY
A Canadian winery plans to capture methane gas from decomposing grape skins and seeds produced in southern Ontario's Niagara grape-growing region. Constellation Brands Inc unit Inniskillin Wines and private energy producer StormFisher Biogas will use between 1,000 and 2,000 tonnes of grape pomace to produce power for Niagara-area homes. The waste material was previously shipped to a landfill sites.

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Chocolate contains the same chemical, phenylethylamine, that your brain produces when you fall in love. But don't have too much � an excess of phenylethylamine makes people very nervous.

Since 1950, the three most recorded songs in the United States have been "St. Louis Blues," "Tea for Two," and "Body and Soul."

Harbor porpoise are the only true porpoise in the North Atlantic Ocean. Unlike the dolphin, the porpoise do not have a pronounced beak. The head tends to be rounder in shape and instead of having conical teeth, the teeth are flat.


There is a house in Rockport, Massachusetts, built entirely of newspaper. The Paper House at Pigeon Cove, as it is called, is made of 215 thicknesses of newspaper. According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1676 1st colonial prison organized, Nantucket, Massachusetts
1959 "Sound of Music" opens on Broadway
1965 1st public announcement about Walt Disney World
1973 John Lennon releases "Mind Games" album
1974 John Lennon's #1 solo "Whatever Gets You Through the Night"
1979 Paul McCartney releases "Wonderful Christmas"
1981 Luke marries Laura on General Hospital
1987 Lisa Bonet marries Lenny Kravitz 1987 Paul McCartney releases "Once Upon a Long Ago"
1988 Benazir Bhutto wins 1st free Pakistani elections in 11 years
1988 Robin Givens sues Mike Tyson for $125 million for libel
1990 Manuel Noriega claims US denied him a fair trial




BIRTHDAYS

Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd)-38
Jay Hammer (Jeffersons: Allan Willis)-62
Martha Plimpton-37
David Leisure (Empty Nest: Charley)-57
Maggie Gyllenhaal-30
Marg Helgenberger (CSI: Catherine Willows)-49
Oksana Baiul (Figure Skater)-30
Zina Garrison-Jackson (Tennis Player)-
Dwight Gooden (Baseball Player)-43
Noah Gray-Cabey (Heroes: Micah Sanders)-12
Lisa Bonet (Cosby Show: Denise)-40

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Beowulf: Robert Zemeckis directs a motion-capture fantasy tale of the legendary warrior Beowulf and his battle with the demon Grendel.
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Love in the Time of Cholera: In the complex and sensual city of Cartagena, Colombia, a man's passion waits and endures over fifty years for his one true love.
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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium: Dustin Hoffman stars as the 243-year-old owner of the strangest, most fantastic, most wonderfully magical toy store in the world.
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LED ZEPPLIN FAN PAYS BIG BUCKS
A Led Zeppelin fan has paid 170,000 dollars, for a pair of tickets to the legendary rock group's upcoming reunion, December 10th in London. He'll get to sit in on rehearsals. The money is for a Children's Charity.


DIGITAL BEATLES
Paul McCartney tell us you'll see the Beatles music go digital next year. It will available on Itunes and other on line e-tailers.

ANOTHER BRITNEY ACCIDENT
Now she's being accused of hitting a papparazzo on a motorcycle and he was seriously injured.

LINDSEY LOHAN'S JAIL TIME
She spent a total of 84 minutes in jail for booking. Her original daylong sentence was reduced because she met criteria that took into account overcrowding at the lockup. She checked in at 10:30 and was out by 11:54 am.

TRADING SPACES BRINGS BACK OLD HOST
Paige Davis is moving back to TLC's "Trading Spaces." They've been hostless since 2005. So how's that working for ya guys? Besides "Trading Spaces," she's also appeared on Broadway in the musicals "Beauty and the Beast" and "Chicago."

HIGH'S GIFT TO FILM
Hugh Hefner has donated $2 million to the University of Southern California's School of Cinematic Arts.
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/15/2007

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THE $20 BILLION MAN
Google co-founder Larry Page and girlfriend Lucy Southworth are getting married in less than a month. In case you're wondering, Page's stake in the Internet search engine is worth about 20 billion bucks.

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A FISH STORY
J.J. Tabor is a medical student with a secret fishing hole off the coast of Louisiana. So secret in fact that he blindfolds friends when he takes them fishing with him, so they won't reveal his special spot. It must be working. He landed a world record Grouper at 359 pounds. Tabor says the first fillet weighed 53 pounds.

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50 GREATEST TV ICONS: The show airs Friday night on TV LAND: Here's the TOP 10
1. Johnny Carson

2. Lucille Ball
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. Bill Cosby
5. Walter Cronkite
6. Carol Burnett
7. Mary Tyler Moore
8. Jerry Seinfeld
9. Homer Simpson
10. Dick Clark

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BEE MOOOVE
You heard of BEE MOVIE, the number one movie in the country, now comes the Bee Move. 100,000 bees have set up their hive in the engineering building at the University of Houston. A beekeeper will start his bee move today and hopes to have most of the bees out of the building by tomorrow.


NO GAS SHORTAGE HERE
The Coast Guard in Baltimore is enlisting high tech and garbage to power the lights on their base. The base is going to be powered by waste methane gas from a nearby city landfill. The gas will be used to generate light and heat for the 112-acre base. They say it'll save the equivilant of eliminating the exhaust from 33,000 cars for a year.

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HORSE IN HOUSE LAWSUIT
Patty Cooper is disabled with celiac disease. She uses Earl a 32-inch-tall gelding trips to the bus stop and into town in Waitsfield, Vermont. Earl pulls her wheelchair and lives in her living room in a stall built for him. Her landlord balked at the idea of a horse in the house because they were worried about horse droppings, hay storage and lack of grazing space. and now Patt is suing for the right to keep the horse in her home.


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SET YOUR CLOCK BY THE CAT
Sargeant Podge is a cat. One morning Podge didn't return home and his owner Liz Bullard was concerned something had happened, calling all of her neighbors. Sgt. Podge was down the street on the corner. Ms Bullard collected him but within days he vanished again and turned up in exactly the same place. A routine has now become established. Each morning, she takes her son to school before collecting Sgt Podge on the way back, between 8am and 8.15am.


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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE GRANDMA
No wine for you! Tina MacNaughton-Jones, 47, thought the clerk was joking when she asked her for proof of age. She wasn't. She wouldn't sell her the Red Wine. The clerk wouldn't even sell the wine to Tina's daughter, Fiona, 22 , because she was concerned that the daughter would give it to Grandma. A spokesman for the Waitrose store in Worthing said the member of staff had been "a little overzealous" and apologized.

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St Valentine's Day on February 14th dates back to a Roman festival of youth, Lupercalia, when young people chose their sweethearts by lottery.


Gold is the sixteenth most rare of the chemical elements.


The term hung jury, a jury that cannot agree on a verdict, was coined in the 1840s.


Europeans drink more wine than Americans. France and Italy produce over 40% of all wine consumed in the world.


In early Europe, people usually slept naked or in their regular clothes. Specific nightclothes were first worn in the 1500s.


SPEND THE NIGHT IN DAVID BECKHAM'S SHEETS
Austrian radio's version of a stunt is to offer a listener a chance to romp in David Beckham's unwashed sheets and hotel room after he plays against the Austrian team Girlfirends and wives don't ravel with the team and Beck is said to wear undies only once and leave them scattered on the hotel room floor, firing up a frenzy amongst female fans.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1492 Christopher Columbus notes 1st recorded reference to tobacco
1763 Charles Mason & Jeremiah Dixon begin surveying Mason-Dixon Line between Pennsylvania & Maryland
1777 Articles of Confederation adopted by Continental Congress
1806 Explorer Zebulon Pike sights Pikes Peak
1937 1st congressional session in air-conditioned chambers
1954 1st regularly scheduled commercial flights over North Pole begins
1960 Elgin Baylor of NBA Los Angeles Lakers scores 71 points vs NY Knicks
1969 250,000 peacefully demonstrate in Wash DC against the Vietnam War
1969 Janis Joplin, accused of vulgar & indecent language in Tampa, FL
1977 President Jimmy Carter welcomes Shah of Iran
1988 PLO proclaims the State of Palestine, recognizes Israeli existence
1989 "Batman" is released on video tape
1990 Producers confirm that Milli Vanilli didn't sing on their album


BIRTHDAYS

Judge Wapner-88
Beverly D'Angelo -53
Ed Asner-78
John Roberts (CNN)-51
Sam Waterston (Law & Order: Jack)-67
Kevin Eubanks (Jay Leno’s bandleader)-50
Bob Gunton (Desperate Housewives: Noah)-62
Steve Fossen (Heart)-58
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BROADWAY TALKS BACK ON...
Producers and striking stage hands will meet this weekend to try and hammer out differences before the lucrative holiday season begins in New York.


WRITERS STRIKE AND ELLEN
Ellen DeGeneres has pulled the plug on plans to tape her show next week in New York, where Writers Guild East members had vowed to protest her decision to stay on the air during their strike.

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
According to the latest issue of People that is Matt Damon. Others on the list: Patrick Dempsey, Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt, James McAvoy, Johnny Depp, Dave Annable, Will Smith, Javier Bardem, Shemar Moore, Ben Affleck, Adrian Grenier, Will Yun Lee and Justin Timberlake. What's Damon have to say? "You gave an aging suburban dad the ego boost of a lifetime. My 9-year-old stepdaughter now thinks I'm cool -- well, cooler," Damon wrote in a letter to People.

GREY'S ANATOMY STAR MARRIES
"Grey's Anatomy" star Ellen Pompeo (Meredith) tied the knot in NYC.


HARRY POTTER AGAIN
The Harry Potter books are the most re-read books in Britain. Pride and Prejusdice and Jen Austen also made the list. Others in the top 10 include JRR Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Hobbit" as well as Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code."

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

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THE $8,000 HANDOVER
Al Castro is a waiter at Harrah's Casino in New Orleans. He found a wallet with no ID and $8,000 in cash in a booth he was working. The money belonged to Dr. Thomas McCauley, an eye surgeon who'd won it. Castro returned the money, Dr. McCauley, in turn, returned the money, all $8,000 to Al Castro. He's a college student with a wife and 1 year old baby.



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LIKE A SLOT MACHINE
Eldon McCammack went to wash his car at The Trojan Car Wash in New Castle, Indiana. He puts his dollar in the machine and all of the sudden it's spitting out quarters. LOT'ss of quarters! More than 1000. He turned the $260 in to police and returned to get his car wash.




THE HISTORY OF CHOCOLATE
Chocolate was thought to be around 3,000 years old. New research shows that Central Americans developed a sweet tooth for chocolate drinks a half millennium earlier than previously thought. Archaeologists studied the remains of pottery used in northern Honduras about 1100 B.C. They found residue on the pots containing chocolate used in ceremonies.

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FROM INSURANCE FORMS:
Those involved in accidents are asked to give a brief synopsis of the incident. Brief is not always good: Actual reports:

* The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
* I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
* Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.


PIGEON CONTROL
NYC is the latest city that might try to limit the pigeon population. A city councliman is proposing a ban and hefty fine on those who feed pigeons, saying that each pigeon leaves behindd about 25 pounds of pigeon poop each year. Basel, Switzerland has taken to stealing pigeon egs from nest, while in LA we have birth control in the feed and in Trafalgar Square in London the Mayor has banned feeding and called in the Hawks to patrol the skies and scare away the pesky birds.


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I'M NOT GOING IN THERE
8 cows didn't want to be near the McDoalds restaurant. The 8 escaped in the hamburger joints parking lot and went free for 2 hours before fina;y being rounded up in West Haven, Utah.
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SWEDISH WOMEN PROTEST
They want the right to go topless in swimming pools. The Bara Brost (Bare Breast) campaign began two months ago in the south of the country. "It's important that women have the same rights as men," said campaigner, 22-year-old Ragnhild Karlsson.
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EXPENSIVE CHRISTMAS TREE
The Japanese continue their quirly expensive ways, offering a Christmas tree with 400 diamonds for only $1.8 million. Takashimaya department store chain is selling the tree -- actually a small tower of preserved roses with a teddy bear.


PANTS LAWSUIT JUDGE: UPDATE
A judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against his dry cleaner over a pair of missing pants has lost his job. Roy Pearson's term as an administrative law judge expired May 2 and the D.C. Commission on Selection and Tenure of Administrative Law Judges has voted not to reappoint him.

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Girl Scout founder Juliette Gordon Low was nearly deaf. A grain of rice thrown at her 1886 wedding lodged in her ear, and the resulting infection destroyed most of her hearing in that ear. Her other ear also had diminished ability.

The International Skating Union recognizes 48 different types of figure eights in competition.


The muskellunge, (muskie) a fierce fighting fish that can weigh in at around 70 pounds, is the official state fish of Wisconsin.

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.Laws and

In Greece, it is a wedding tradition to write the names of all single female friends and relatives of the bride on the sole of her shoe. After the wedding, the shoe is examined, and those whose names have worn off are said to be the next in line for marriage.



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TODAY IN HISTORY
1666 Samuel Pepys reports on 1st blood transfusion (between dogs)
1732 1st US professional librarian, Louis Timothee, hired in Philadelphia
1851 "Moby Dick," by Herman Melville, published
1896 Power plant at Niagara Falls begins operation
1906 Roosevelt becomes 1st US President to visit a foreign country (Panama)
1910 1st airplane flight from deck of a ship, Norfolk, Va
1920 American Pro Football League's Chicago Tiger Joe Guyon punts 95 yards
1991 Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video premiers on FOX TV


BIRTHDAYS

Sherwood Schwartz (Brady Bunch)-91
D.B. Sweeney (Life As We Know It: Michael)-46
Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld: David Putty)-43
Robert Ginty-59
Prince Charles-59
Curt Schilling (Baseball player)-41
Stephen Bishop-56
Condoleezza Rice-53
Josh Duhamel (Las Vegas: Danny) -36
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DICK CLARK NEW YEARS EVE
Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest will host ``Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve'' on ABC. The music lineup has not yet been announced.



KEITH URBAN CALENDAR
Keith Urban's fans are releasing a limited edition 2008 calendar of the singer-songwriter. Proceeds go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.



BRAD PAISLEY EXTENDS TOUR INTO 2008
Brad Paisley is extending his ``Bonfires and Amplifiers'' tour into early 2008. The first date of the new year is scheduled for January 16th in Denver.


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GOLF TOURNEY
Justin Timberlake will host a PGA tourney in Vegas, the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, October 13-19 . The agreement is for 5 years.


JOHN LENNON THEFT
A souvenir hunter has stolen John Lennon's famous round glasses off a statue at the airport bearing his name in Liverpool.
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Monday, November 12, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/13/2007


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GOT YOUR HOLIDAY SODA YET?
Jones Soda last year brought us their Thanksgiving themed soda pack with Turkey and Gravy, Green Pea, Dinner Roll and Swee Potatoe Sodas. This year the Holiday pack includes a Christmas theme with Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Christmas Ham and Egg Nog Sodas. They even have a Hanukkah Pack with Apple Sauce, Chocolate coins and Latke soads. A potion of proceeds go to charity.




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BUT IT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE
The first President Bush made a surprise sky dive over the weekend. It was the 6th for the 83 year old former Commander In Chief who was celebrating the Grand Re-Opening of his Presidential Library.



A BRITISH MOTTO:
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is seeking to capture the public's imagination with a search for a national motto. Here's some of those posted, good and bad, in a Times Of London website:



* "Great people, great country, Great Britain"
* "Courage, reason, humanity, democracy, monarchy"
* "A country so brave and true"

Then the cynics have raised their heads as well:



* "Drinking continues until morale improves"
* "Our glass is half empty"
* "Sorry, it's all our fault"
* "No balls, nerve or glory"
* "In America we trust"
* "At least we're not French"

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I WANT A PLANE! A BIG PLANE!
Another Saudi Prince another day to spend $300,000 million. Prince Alwaleed, whose interests span Kingdom Holding to Euro Disney, hotels and banking, has ordered a VIP version of the A380 dubbed the Flying Palace. The A380 can be fitted with cocktail bars, casinos, showers and sleeping quarters for first class passengers on ordinary airlines. For the super rich, the sky is the limit.
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THE MUSLIM CAR
Malaysian automaker Proton has announced plans to develop the world's first "Islamic car," intended for Muslim motorists. A compass that always points at Mecca, a special place for your Koran and head scarf.

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HEY! WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
A Helena, Montana corrections worker heard some rustling in the bushes so he threw a rock into the bushes, then he heard; "Hey, you hit me in the head!". The person he hit in the head was an escaped convict easily recpatured at that point.

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LONG LOST ENGAGEMENT RING FOUND
89 years ago Stanley Cubiss of the Royal Navy in Britain drowned when his ship, The Opal, sank during the First World War. The ring8-year-old nephew, Malcolm Cubiss. Malcom said, "My uncle is often spoken of in the family and I know the tragedy of the Opal well. They came to show me the ring and I was astonished. It's a million-to-one chance."

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The odds of someone winning a lottery twice in four months is about one in 17 trillion. But Evelyn Marie Adams won the New Jersey lottery in this period during 1985-86.

Pygmy parrots measure only about 3.6 inches (9 cm).


The windmill originated in Iran in AD 644. It was used to grind grain.



The tallest sand dunes in the world are in the Sahara desert. The dunes have enough sand in them to bury the Great Pyramids of Egypt and the Eiffel Tower.


Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" after his editor dared him to write a book using fewer than 50 different words.


Thumbing one's nose is one of Europe's most widely known gestures, signifying mockery. It may be done double-handed for greater effect.


I DID IT TO MYSELF
A Madison, Wisconsin, police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally discharging a Taser, causing an injury to a police officer. Himself. His name hasn't been released, but he did get a letter of reprimand for improper use and storage of a Taser.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1789 Ben Franklin writes "Nothing . . . certain but death & taxes"
1875 Harvard-Yale game is 1st college football contest with uniforms
1875 National Bowling Association organized in NYC
1895 1st shipment of canned pineapple from Hawaii
1921 "The Sheik," starring Rudolph Valentino, is released
1937 NBC forms 1st full-sized symphony orchestra exclusively for radio 1940 Walt Disney's "Fantasia" release
1960 Sammy Davis Jr marries Swedish actress May Britt
1982 Vietnam War Memorial dedicated in Washington DC
1985 Dwight Gooden, youngest 20 game winner, wins Cy Young award
1986 US violates Iran arms boycott



BIRTHDAYS

Garry Marshall (Producer)-73
Whoopi Goldberg-52
Joe Mantegna (The Simpsons: Fat Tony)-60
Jimmy Kimmel-40
Frances Conroy (Six Feet Under: Ruth) -54 Chris Noth-53


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CHRISTINE AGUILERA BABY SHOWERS
Christina Aguilera had a baby shower in Beverly Hills last weekend, with a blue theme. Look for at least tw more chances to celerate her upcoming tiny tot.

CELEBRITY COUPLE UPDATE
Kate Hudson and Heath Ledger? Could be....

HUGE COUNTRY TOUR
Put Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood on the road together and we're talking big mney. They'll play 24 cities staring in January.

BRITNEY VIDEO SUBPEANOED
Britney Spears supposedly was filmed by TMZ.com, lowing through a red light, with her kids in the back seat, monitor in the front seat and no tags on the car.

NEXT BIG ENTERTAINMENT FAMIL?
CBS order 8 episodes of Pop Dynasty as a reality show looking for the next Jacksons or Osmonds. The show was being produced by Jermaine Jackson, but is now on hold: "It's still in development," producer Steve Kroopnick tells TMZ. "We are hoping it will come to fruition at some point, but right now, nothing is happening ... it is for purely financial reasons."
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Sunday, November 11, 2007

AudioPros FREE show Prep 11/12/2007





THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS
Patrick Moberg saw her, Nov. 4th, 9:30pm on the subway in NYC. The girl of his dreams. That's what he believes. He's recruiting Neyw Yorkers in his quest to find the girl he locked eyes with, but then lost in the crowds. He's created a website http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/ Within hours Moberg's inbox was overflowing with e-mails and his phone ringing non-stop. Hi site included a drawing of himself and the girl of his dreams. No luck yet, though he's had a lot of interest from those who like that he's a sentimental guy. UPDATE----HE FOUND HER!!

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KING OF HIS OWN COMMODE
So what does the man dubbed "Mr. Toliet" build as a home. The toilet theme is central to the house named Haewoojae, or a "place to solve one's worries," shaped like a 24 1/2-foot-tall toilet bowl. The cost around $1 million. Sim Jae-duck has made his political career as South Korea's Mr. Toilet by beautifying public restrooms.

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JAYWALKING HIS WAY TO JAIL
Leroy Franklin Cladd Jr. was cited for not using a crosswalk late Thursday night. He refused to sign the ticket, so you know what happened. He was arrested for refusing to sign a $15 jaywalking ticket. $250 bond to get himself out.



HOW MUCH FOR HANNAH MONTANA?
It's no secret that there is a frenzy to buy Hannah Montana concert tickets. Some sites are selling them for over $2,000. The average price for some shows has jumped to $400 a ticket, but $24,000!?!?! "Either someone is just being ridiculous, or they have mislisted the price and put a couple of zeros too many to make it 24,000 dollars" according to a spokeperson for STUBHUB where the ticket was listed.

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70 YEAR OLD BANK ROBBER WANNABE
Paper bag? Check. - Bandana? Check. - Non working 50 year old hand gun? Check. --- Donald Cesare is in the Erie County Prison on a federal bank robbery charge. The 70 year old robbed a bank in Erie, PA. to try and get out of financial trouble. Police tracked him down based on his description. Mr. Cesare immediately apologized and also wants to apologize to the teller for his actions.



HOW DOES AN ARTIST GET INSPIRATION
Lock yourself in a transparent box in front of strangers for 24 hours a day while playing your violin, of course. Patricia Arguelles hopes to gain inspiration from living under the gaze of strangers.

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APPENDICITIS? $20,000 PLEASE!
The Portuguese Air Force is suing a fisherman for the cost of a rescue after the man was struck down with appendicitis at sea, The move has infuriated Portugal's large and influential fishing community.

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DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
A 63 year old German man paid for his gas, then filled up his car, then walked home, forgetting his car and leaving it at the pump. A woman became suspicious after the car blocked the pump so long and called authorities who then contacted the man. He came and got his car.

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The studios wanted Matthew McConaughey, the newest heartthrob in the industry, cast as hero Jack Dawson in the 1997 box office hit Titanic, but director James Cameron insisted on Leonardo DiCaprio.


The General Sherman Tree in Sequoia National Park, California, is the largest tree in the world. It weighs more than 6,000 tons.


It was the style among 18th-century Englishmen to wear pantaloons so tight they had to be hung on special pegs that held them open, allowing the wearer to jump down into them.


In 1976, the first eight Jelly Belly flavors were launched: Orange, Green Apple, Root Beer, Very Cherry, Lemon, Cream Soda, Grape, and Licorice.

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Q: According to a recent study, within 3 SECONDS of meeting you, others form an impression of you and determine your intelligence based on this...
A: Your hairstyle! Source: Jan 2005 issue of Marie Claire Magazine.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1775 General Washington forbids recruiting officers enlisting blacks
1859 Jules Leotard performs 1st Flying Trapeze circus act (Paris). He also designed the garment that bears his 1933 1st known photo of Loch Ness monster (or whatever) is taken
1933 1st Sunday football game in Philadelphia (previously illegal)
1933 Nazis receive 92% of vote in Germany
1936 1st TV Gardening show
1946 Walt Disney's "Song Of The South" released
1953 US district Judge Grim, rules NFL can black out TV home games 1981 1st balloon crossing of the Pacific is completed (Double Eagle V)
1981 Billy Martin named AL Manager of the Year (Oakland A's)
1982 Yuri V Andropov succeeds Leonid Brezhnev as Soviet leader
1991 "Full House" 100th episode-The twins are born


BIRTHDAYS

Charles Manson-73
Mills Lane (Judge Mills Lane)-71
Al Michaels (Sports announcer)-63
Megan Mullally (Bee Movie: Trudy) -49
Tevin Campbell-31
Nadia Comaneci (Gymnast)-46
Anne Hathaway (The Princess Diaries: Mia)-25
Sammy Sosa-39
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THE BOX OFFICE

1.Bee Movie
2.American Gangster
3.Fred Claus
4.Lions for Lambs
5.Dan in Real Life
6.Saw IV
7.The Game Plan
8.P2
9.30 Days of Night
10.Martian Child

ELIZABETH HASSLEBECK BABY
Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her NFL quarterbacking husband, Tim, welcomed their second child, a son, born Friday morning in a Phoenix-area hospital and weighed in at 7 pounds, 15 ounces. SHe'll reveal the baby's name in a call in today to the View.


LATEST CELEB COUPLE
Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson. Let the tabloid fun begin.


STAR TREK MOVIE
They're looking for "unique" individuals with oddly shaped heads and ears and eyes. Now we find that Winon Ryder will play the mother of a young Spock.


YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN ON BROADWAY
"Young Frankenstein," the musical, has officially opened on Broadway.


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Thursday, November 8, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/9/2007



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THE STIFF COP
Windsor, Colorado Police officer Byron Kastilahn is a real stiff. But the cop IS slowing down traffic. Windsor police are using a lifesize cutout of a standing Kastilan holding a radar gun to slow down traffic in a school zone. But don't think because it's cardboard, a ticket can't be written. There is usually a uniformed officer nearby who is watching.

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CITIZENS WITH GUNS
Police in The Dalles, Oregon, are arming citizens with radar guns. People fed up with speeding in the neighborhoods can get a radar gun and jot down license numbers. The offender then receive warning letters from the police.




THE FRED THOMPSON DIET
The Republican candidate for President has his wife watching his diet. ``If it tastes good, don't eat it.'' A campaign stop in a country-style restaurant in South Carolina had plenty of mouth-watering temptations. But Thompson's staff is also getting the message. Instead of grits, sausage and biscuits, Thompson says ``doggone, they brought me in a fruit plate.''




TIME ARE TOUGH FOR WORLD'S LARGEST RUBBER BAND BALL
We can only assume that the World's Largest Rubber Band Ball did not sell on EBAY when up for grabs earlier. So what does one do with a huge rubber band ball that won't sell? ADVERTISE on it of course. 6 ft 3’ high, 23 ft 9’ in circumference, approx: 8,200 LBS. Ball was created on
April 10, 2004. Ball was completed on November 3, 2007. It’s so new that not even Guinness World Records knows that it exists. Winner of this auction will get to advertise your business on me, my crew, & my rubber band ball for the Hot Import Nights Car Show on December 15, 16, & 17, 2007 in Miami, FL. That’s 3 days the ball will be in Miami, FL at the Miami Beach Convention Center.”


HEY! STOP PDA'S
Public displays of affection are not allowed in an Illinois middle school. 8th grader Megan Coulter is serving 2 days detention for hugging her friends. Mom says they weren't even hugs just casual embraces. She'll protest to the school board. (Oh sure everyone knows that casual embraces are just the gateway affection to teen prgnancy)

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NEXT TIME CALL FOR HELP!
Louis Pasqule has some serious pride issues to deal with. His 35 foot fishing boat broke down 20 MILES FORM SHORE. So did he call for help. NOPE. He hooked up his rubber inflatable raft to the boat and started to ROW in to shore. It took him 3 hours to row 100 yards, before the Coast Guard finally rescued him off the coast of New York.



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WHAT YA GOT IT IN THE BAG? OH!
Last week it was a German woman escaping a prison in a suitcase. This week it's some smuggling in someone else into the US in a suitcase. A man hiding in a suitcase and a driver have been detained by Customs and Border Protection officers on the Mexican border, after a failed smuggling attempt. Authorities believe both men were headed for Denver. The man in the bag was 5'7 and 160 pounds.

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EWWWW THAT'S GONNA CAUSE A STINK!
A semitractor tanker hauling about 6,000 gallons of liquefied hog manure tipped over, spilling half of the waste along an eastern Indiana highway, police said.


THE $25,000 DESSERT
The Frrrozen Haute. The dessert is a frozen, slushy mix of cocoas from 14 countries, milk and 5 grams of 24-carat gold topped with whip cream and shavings from a La Madeline au Truffle.
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Baby-cut carrots aren't baby carrots. They're actually full-sized ones peeled and polished down to size. And there's nothing small about their current popularity: about 25 percent of California's fresh carrot crop is turned into babies.

On average, a woman's brain makes up 2.5 percent of her body weight. A man's brain only contributes 2 percent of his body weight.


Many prominent Frenchmen, including 18 kings, share the name Louis.

New York City, named by Americans as the most dangerous, least attractive, and rudest city in a recent poll, is also, strangely enough, Americans' top choice as the city where they would most like to live or visit on vacation.


A former cafe singer and ice skater, Eva Gabor was the youngest of the glamorous Gabor sisters, and was the first to arrive in the United States from Hungary in the late 1930s.



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TODAY IN HISTORY
1799 Napoleon becomes dictator (1st consul) of France
1865 Conf Gen Lee surrenders to Union Gen Grant at Appomattox
1927 Giant Panda discovered, China 1938 Al Capp, cartoonist of Lil' Abner creates Sadie Hawkins Day
1973 Ringo releases "Ringo" album
1985 Gary Kasparov (USSR) becomes World Chess Champion at age of 22
1989 East Berlin opens its borders
1990 President Bush announces DOUBLING of US forces in Gulf

BIRTHDAYS

Charlie Jones (Sportscaster)-77
Sandy "Pepa" Denton (Salt 'n Pepa)-38
Whitey Herzog (Baseball)-76
Bob Gibson (Hall of Fame Baseball player)-72
Eric Dane (Grey’s Anatomy: Dr. Sloan)-35
Robert David Hall (CSI: Dr. Al Robbins)-59
Nick Lachey (98 Degrees)-34
Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk)-55
Sisqo-29
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MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

Fred Claus Vince Vaughn stars as Old St. Nick's fast-talking slacker brother, who wreaks havoc when he comes to stay at the North Pole.
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Lions for Lambs Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in a story of disparate lives tightly intertwined by the consequences of war.
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P2 A businesswoman finds herself trapped and alone, pursued by a psycho security guard inside a parking garage on Christmas Eve.
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No 24!?!?
Fox is saying they won't start a new season of 24 if the writers strike is still on. They don't want to risk an interupption.


THE JOKER IN BATMAN?
Heath Ledger got the part. Jack Nicholson thinks he should have gotten the return role.

JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT!
We repeat, Jennifer Lopexz is pregnant. She confirmed such during a Wednesday night concert.


CELINE DION THE TOUR
It's late next year, but the tickets go on sale starting NEXT WEEK for 45 cities.



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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 11/8/2007



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EAT CHOCOLATE-SAVE THE PLANET
Here's a green idea I can get behind. A truck, fuelled by the biofuel, made from the waste left over after the manuafacture of chocolate, will set out from Poole on the English south coast to Mali in West Africa later this month on a charity mission. North western English firm Ecotec has taken waste from the chocolate manufacturing process, turned it into bio-ethanol and mixed it with vegetable oil to produce biodiesel. Unlike french fry fueled trucks; "No! I'm afraid the exhaust doesn't smell of chocolate."



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HALLOWEEN CANDY THEFT
They know who (what) did it, just no suspect is in custody. A ear dislodged the parking brake, causing the manual transmission vehicle to roll about 40 feet down the street before stopping on a shoulder. That's where a patrolman discovered candy wrappers in and outside the vehicle, along with paw prints, smudge marks, drool and black bear hair.




TALLEST MAN IN THE USA
George Bell is a sheriff's deputy in Norfolk, VA. He's 7' 8" tall. The worlds tallest is Ukraine's 8-foot-5.5 Leonid Stadnyk and China's Bao Xi Shun, who is 7 feet 8.95 inches.


JAPANESE + ECOLOGY CONCERNS = GOOFY---ONCE AGAIN
Triumph Japan on Wednesday unveiled new bra with cups fashioned to look like a bowl of rice and a bowl of miso soup complete with side pouches to hold compact chopsticks for the ecology conscious woman. The "My Hashi" or "My Chopsticks" bra was designed reduce the waste generated by people throwing away their disposable chopsticks. ps...One benefit; the bra: "gently accentuates cleavage".
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THE LEANING TOWER OF SUURHUSEN?
YEP! The Guinness Book of World Records has ruled that a church steeple in Germany, not the famous leaning tower of Pisa, is the most tilted tower in the world. The steeple tilts at an angle of 5.07 degrees, while the tower of Pisa tilts at just 3.97 degrees according to Guiness.

A SEXY WALK
A sexy walk doesn't mean a fertile woman, in fact the exact opposite. Researchers dressed female volunteers in suits which had light reflectors placed on the joints and limbs and filmed them walking in order to analyse their gait. The one's that males determined were sexy were in fact the one's producing the LEAST pheremomes and therefore the least likey to allow a man close to her for...well you know...

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HELP! I'M BEEF AND I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP
This is weird and scary. A Washington State couple is lucky to have survived, let alone escape without any injuries after a cow FELL ON THEIR MINIVAN from a cliff 200 feet above them. Ths cow survived but had to be euthenaized

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SHE'S NOT SETTLING
A Serbian woman has turned down more than 150 marriage proposals because she has still not met Mr Right. She's 38 and Milunka Dabovic wants Mr. Right. "The man I marry needs to be handsome and tall, needs to accept life here in our village - and must be a hard worker with a good heart."

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THE LOOK OF LOVE
From the "We needed a survery for this"? Department? Researchers have concluded that "The Look of Love" is, indeed, all in the eyes: looking directly at someone makes you more attractive to them. The Face Research Laboratory (didn't know we had one) at Aberdeen University, challenges previous studies that have attributed attractiveness to physical characteristics, such as a preference for symmetrical faces, large lips in women and strong jaw-lines in men. Participants were found to be more attracted to happy faces, looking directly at them and of the opposite sex. "Faces that were looking directly at the viewer were judged more attractive than faces with averted gaze." say researchers.

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"God Bless America" was heard for the first time when Kate Smith sang it on her radio broadcast in 1938. Today, a recording of Smith singing the patriotic ballad is still used at ball games and other public events!




The Beach Boys released their first single, "Surfin," in 1961. Within the next few years, with help from The Beach Boys, surfing became a nationwide fad--though Beach Boy Brian Wilson didn't even surf!




HBO debuted on TV in 1972 to about 350 homes in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Despite its small beginning, in 2006, HBO won more Emmys than any other broadcast on cable network.




Barnum's Animal Crackers first went on sale in 1902. In 2002, to celebrate 100 years of the cookie, Nabisco added another animal to the box: the koala!




Gone with the Wind, starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh, aired on commercial TV for the first time in 1976. NBC paid $5 million for the rights to broadcast the film (more than $18 million in today's dollars!)




Daniel Radcliff returned to play the world's favorite boy wizard in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, released in 2005. Because of the darker themes, this was the first Potter film to be rated PG-13.





GUYS: HOW TO BE A BETTER KISSER (from Match)
* Lean to the right
* Take charge
* Close your eyes
* Get your hands in on the action (not what you think-brush her hair etc.)
* Pause before you pucker
* Chuck the gum
* No brushstrokes ( no lip licking please)






KISSES: WHAT GIRLS WANT
* Make sure she’s willing
* Brush up (your teeth that is)
* Ration the love ( A little goes a long way)
* Sneak a peck
* Kiss me in the theater
* Watch the hands (don't put mine wherre I don't want them)

* Sweep her off her feet—literally (cheesey but works-NOTE-don't drop her)
* Just do it!


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1789 Bourbon Whiskey, 1st distilled from corn (by Elijah Craig, Bourbon KY)
1793 Louvre in Paris, opens
1910 1st Washington State election in which women could vote
1932 Franklin Delano Roosevelt (D) elected President for 1st time
1960 JFK (MA-D-Sen) beats VP Richard Nixon (R) for President
1965 "Days of Our Lives" premiers on TV
1966 Movie actor Ronald Reagan elected governor of California
1968 Cynthia Lennon is granted a divorce from John
1979 ABC broadcasts "Iran Crisis: American Held Hostage" with Frank Reynolds (the forerunner to "Nightline")
1984 Anna Fisher becomes the 1st "mom" to go into orbit
1988 George Bush (R) beats Mike Dukakis (D) for Presidency
1990 100,000 additional US troops are sent to the Persian gulf
1990 Saddam fires his army chief & threatens to destroy Arabian peninsula
1991 The Carol Burnette Show premieres on CBS-TV
1994 Republicans regain control of US Congress



BIRTHDAYS

June Havoc (General Hospital: Madeline)-95
Parker Posey-39
Morley Safer-76
Diana King-37
Bonnie Bramlett (Roseanne: Bonnie)-63
Gretchen Mol-34
Bonnie Raitt-58
Tara Reid-32
Mary Hart-57
Azura Skye (CSI: Miami: Susie)-26
Christie Hefner (Playboy CEO)-55
Chris Rankin (Harry Potter: Percy)-24
Alfre Woodward (Desperate Housewives: Betty)-54
Jack Osbourne-22
Courtney Thorne-Smith (According to Jim: Cheryl)-40

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DOLLY'S EVERYWHERE
Dolly Parton will soon release Backwoods Barbie, her first mainstream country album in 17 years (On her new label, Dolly Records): she sang its debut single "Better Get to Livin," live on ABC's Dancing With the Stars; she has announced a world tour, and she has launched her own website, DollyPartonMusic.net.

RUSSELLCROWE FAMILY GETTING BAPTIZED
He and his wife decided to bptize their three sons and will be baptized themselves at the same time.




THE EAGLES NUMBER ONE
The Eagles grabbed the top spot on the Billboard 200 Top Albums chart this week. The band's new album "Long Road Out of Eden" debuted at #1 by selling 711,000 copies. Britney was #2/



AMERICA IDOL 2008 REVISIONS
Contestants can perform om istruments with themselves and the celebrity parade will be smaller.



PAUL MCCARTNEY LOVE INTEREST
Though they're both still married it looks like he may be seeing a trucking heiress, 47 year old, Nancy Shevell.


LAST WEEK'S TOP TV SHOWS(pre strike)
1. Dancing with the Stars-Monday ABC
2. Grey's Anatomy ABC
3. 60 Minutes CBS
4. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CBS
5. Dancing with the Stars-Tuesday ABC
6. Desperate Housewives ABC
7. House Fox
8. NFL Football (Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles) NBC 9. NCIS CBS
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

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UPDATE ON THE FAT PIG
5-year-old animal, Alaina Templeton is the pot bellied pig we reported on last week. Her owner charged the woman who pig sat for her during medical league with pig abuse agfter Alaina went from 50 to 150 pounds in 9 months. Humane officials have agreed on the animal abuse charges after Alaina had to have her collar surgically removed. She's since lost 15 pounds now that she's at home on a diet and with exercise. Michelle Schmitz is happy to have her pet back home.



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HE ALMOST THREW IT AWAY
Chad Johnson's almost tossed away a rock that actually is 4.38-carat, tea-colored diamond. He found it at Arkansas' Crater of Diamonds State Park. Good thing he took a second look at the discards before tossing the leftover rocks and dirt. Park officials report Johnson's diamond is the second-largest gem discovered there this year.



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JOCKEY SHAKIN' FUN!
Jockey has unveiled UNDERWARS. People can submit videos of themselves dancing to music supplied on the website. The winner dances away with $5000. Warning you may need a brainwashing after visiting: http://jockeyunderwars.com/.


TIGER ENJOYS PORK
It's not what you think. Sai Mai, a female tiger at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, cuddled with one of five piglets that she is happily raising. Sai Mai herself was nursed by a pig in infancy! The facility is known for nurturing relationships between different species as a testament to the notion that all of Earth's creatures can live in harmony.


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BACON TERRORISTS
Wild Boars have been rading some villages in Eastern China to steal food. That in turn has caused officials to lift a ban on hunting the huge pigs. Dormitories and kitchens in the West Lake area of Hangzhou, capital of coastal Zhejiang province, had come under attack from ravenous boars rushing down from mountainous areas in recent days.



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DEER ON A ROOF
Bellevue University, Nebraska a was discovered on a roof. So how does that happen? The structure is situated on a slope, so the deer only needed to clear a 4-foot wall. After various efforts, Humane Society officials built a plywood bridge for the deer to cross to safety.


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HEY CUTIE> (whistle)
Doplhins whistle to identify themselves. University of St. Andrews researchers report that dolphins share the human ability to recognize other dolphins as individuals with unique identities. Bottlenose dolphins develop their own signature whistles at birth, explains lead researcher Vincent Janik. And that whistle is used in vocal interactions throughout their lives.

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Sunday school teachers Patty and Mildred Hill wrote a song in the 1890s that we still sing today. Happy Birthday to You was a rewrite of their earlier song, Good Morning to All.

There are 19 buildings in the landmark Rockefeller Center Complex in New York City.

When Ben Franklin was living in England, he used the breast stroke during his regular swims across the Thames River , the same stroke used by Matthew Webb in 1875 when he became the first person to swim the English Channel.

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Martial artist film star Jackie Chan's birth name was Kong Sung Chan.

In the nation's quest to keep things new, Japan's traditional shrine at Ise is torn down every twenty years. It is rebuilt so that it will always remain always in the same condition.








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TODAY IN HISTORY
1775 Lord Dunmore, promises freedom to male slaves who join British army
1805 Lewis & Clark 1st sight Pacific Ocean
1874 1st cartoon depicting elephant as Republican Party symbol, by T Nast
1933 Pennsylvania voters overturn blue law, by permitting Sunday sports
1962 Richard Nixon quits politics-You won't have Nixon to kick around
1967 LBJ signs a bill establishing Corporation for Public Broadcasting
1969 John & Yoko release their 2nd album "Wedding Album" in UK
1972 President Nixon (R) re-elected defeating George McGovern (D) 1973 NJ becomes 1st state to allow girls into the little league
1976 "Gone With the Wind" televised
1982 Liz Taylor's 7th divorce (John Warner)
1988 Sugar Ray Leonard KO's Donnie LaLonde
1989 Douglas Wilder elected 1st US black governor (D-Va)
1989 NYC elects its 1st black mayor (Dinkins) & female comp (Holtzman)
1991 Magic Johnson announces he has HIV virus & retires from Lakers

BIRTHDAYS

Billy Graham-89
Barry Newman (The O.C.: Max Bloom)-69
Christopher Knight (Brady Bunch: Peter)-50
Yunjin Kim (Lost: Sun Kwon)-33

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THE WRITERS STRIKE
At least 7 sitcoms that film in front of live audiences have now been stopped by the stirke as well as any new talk shows.


BRITNEY MUST PAY K-FED LEGAL CHARGES
Britney Spears has been ordered to pay $120,000 in legal fees to her ex-husband Kevin Federline, who was awarded temporary custody of their young sons.


MEATLOAF CANELLATION-UPDATE
Meat Loaf has canceled his European tour because he's developed a cyst on his vocal cords. He'll get vocal therapy for four to six weeks before doctors decide if he needs surgery.


ROSANNE CASH ALSO IN SICK BAY
Her record company says she needs brain surgery for a "benign" condition and is expected to recover fully and finish her new cd.


MOODY BLUES THE RIDE
Hard Rock Park in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina just unveiled the ride ``Nights in White Satin -- The Trip.'' The amusement ride is a four-and-a-half minute experience involving lasers, dreamlike images, disorienting special effects and Moody Blues memorabilia. The Moody Blues re-recorded the song with the Moscow Symphony to place sounds at different points in the ride.
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Monday, November 5, 2007

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SUNDAY SUBWAY SERMAN
Rev. Darius Pridgen gave a sermon about the harm people do to one another. During his sermon he showed surveillace video of a Subway Sandwich shop robbery and offered a $3000 reward. Within minutes after the service ended, four anonymous tips identifying the robber were received.

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NERDS UNITE
Two 8 year old boys have teamed up to invent Wedgie Prrof Underwear. "When the person tries to grab you like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie they just rip away," says , Jared and Justin Serovich. Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams they came up with the "Rip Away 1000."



ANOTHER NEAT INVENTION
9 year old Jake Wulf was tired of his mom telling him to put the toilet seat down, so he did what any Iowa 4th grader would do. He invented a device he calls the "Privy Prop" which is basically a take off on the trash can that raised by stepping on a lever. Hr' hoping someone markets his idea.

PENTAGON ROBOT CHALLENGE
A Carnegie Mellon University-based team of engineers won the $2 Million prize with their tricked out Chevy Tahoe, navigated through an urban-style obstacle course at a former Air Force in the California desert. The high-tech truck was able to merge with traffic, follow speed limits and stop at the intersections. The Boss average 14 miles per hour on the 60-mile course. Next up for the team is Google's Lunay X project, to land a robot rover on the moon. $20 Million prize.
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CANINE WALK OF FAME
Lassie, Gromit, Toto are just some of the famous doggie names in the new canine Hall Of Fame in London. Pongo and Perdita from "101 Dalmatians", Hooch from "Turner and Hooch" and the four-legged stars of "Lady and the Tramp" were left off the ist for now.


WHERE"S THE BALL?
Where's the final pitch ball from the World Series? No one seems to know where this collectible could be. Boston catcher Jason Varitek gloved the final strike and tucked the ball in his pocket as the team celebrated their series win. Varitek told reporters he later handed the ball to closing pitcher Jonathan Papelbon, who hurled the final strike. But Papelbon, denies any knowledge of the ball's whereabouts.

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RING LOST THEN FOUND
Jessica Spinks was swimming off the South Pacific island of Saipan during her U. S. navy service when she realized she had lost her high school class ring. That was in 2000. Seven years later, scuba diver Greg Moretti happened to find the ring at the bottom of the sea. It had Spinks name engraved on it, so he sent it to the school district. They couldn't locate Spinks, so shared the story with the media. That's when Jessica heard about it. "It's so cool that it was found," said Jessica's mom, Helen.
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Abraham Lincoln was the first President to wear a beard in office. To this day, Lincoln was also the tallest President at 6' 4."

The saying, "don't throw the baby out with the bath water" has an odd origin. Back in the 1500s, when bathing was a rare luxury, one large tub of hot water served everybody--first the man of the house, then the sons, then the women, and finally the babies, at which point the water was so dirty that someone could actually get lost in it.


Massachusetts. The Fig Newton is named after Newton, Massachusetts.

Michigan. Fremont, Home to Gerber, is the baby food capital of the world.

Minnesota. Bloomington's Mall of America is so big, if you spent 10 minutes in each store, you would be there nearly four days.

Mississippi. Pres. Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear here. That is how the teddy bear got it's name.

Missouri is the birthplace of the ice cream cone.

Montana. A sapphire from Montana is the Crown Jewel of England. Nebraska. More triplets are born here than in any other state.

Top signs you need to slow down.
1. You think The Tonight Show is primetime television.
2. Forget Listerine--expresso is your new morning gargle.
3. You discover that you yawn more often than you blink.
4. When you drop into bed next to your wife/husband and whisper, "Howdy, stranger," you mean it.


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1572 Supernova is observed in the constellation known as Cassiopeia
1860 Abraham Lincoln (R-Ill-Rep) elected 16th President
1861 Jefferson Davis elected to 6 year term as Confederate President
1869 1st intercollegiate soccer game (Rutgers 6, Princeton 4)
1917 Bolshevik revolution begins with the capture of the Winter Palace
1936 RCA displays TV for the press
1939 WGY-TV (Schenectady, NY), 1st commercial TV station, begins service
1966 1st entire lineup televised in color (NBC)
1984 President Reagan (R) landslide (won 49 states) re-election over Mondale (D) 1990 Arsenio Hall gets a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame
BIRTHDAYS

Mike Nichols (Director)-76
Sally Field-61
Peter DeLuise -41
Glenn Frey-59
Paul Gilbert (Mr. Big)-41
Catherine Crier (Newscaster)-53
Pebbles-41
Maria Shriver-52
Ethan Hawke-37
Lori Singer (Fame/Footloose)-50
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MEATLOAF CANCELS MORE SHOWS
After cancelling at the last minute in England, The BBC reports the singer is suffering from acute laryngitis and has been ordered by his doctor ``not to perform.''

CELINE DION-PATTI LABELLE HONORED
Celine Dion and Patti LaBelle have been honored for outstanding careers at Sunday night's World Music Awards in Monaco. Dion received the Legend Award. She also sang her new single, ``Taking Chances.''

NANCY GRACE A MAMA
Grace, host of legal affairs talk show "Nancy Grace" on CNN Headline News, gave birth to a boy, John David, and a girl, Lucy Elizabeth, on Sunday.

OPRAH WEPT ON ABUSE SCANDAL
Oprah Winfrey said Monday she wept for half an hour when she heard a dorm matron was accused of abusing students at her school for disadvantaged South African girls. She promised to "clean house" starting with the headmistress.

K-FED ON OPRAH
He will be on Oprah to give his side of story. No word on when yet.


CHRISTINA AGUILERA ADMITS PREGNANCY
Christina Aguilera has finally admitted what we suspected for so long: she's pregnant.

MILLIA JOVOVICH GIRL
Milla Jovovich and her fiance Paul Anderson, the producer of her "Resident Evil" film have a new baby girl. Jovovich gave birth to Ever Gabo Anderson.

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Sunday, November 4, 2007

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ELVIS LEFT THE BUILDING-FOUND ON EBAY
81 year old Bill Beeny is retiring. The self described hillbilly and Baptist minister is the proprietor of the Elvis Is Alive Musieum in Missouri, but says it's time to close it down, so everything must go and of course that means it must go on EBAY. His collection includes photographs, books and FBI files. He even has a taped phone message which Beeny says is Elvis, six years after he was supposed to have died. Mr. Beeny believes the King is in the Federal Witness Protection Program hiding under an assumed identity.

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GAS BY FINGERPRINT
10 Shell stations are trying out a pilot program. You can buy your gas with just your fingerprint, which is linked to your bank account and credit card. The touch and go system is meeting with reluctance from some customers thus far.



TRUTH IN ADVERTISING
The label on the crate in New York read ``Do not open. Live Gator.'' Workers thought it was a halloween prank until the 3 foot gator moved scaring the beejeesus out of the city crew assembled. Wildlife officials have been called in.

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CANDY BUYBACK PROGRAM
A Dentist in Utah, Terry Preece is offering kids a buck a pound for their halloween candy. He says the program is to get the sweets away from the kids because it causes cavities. He won't be re-selling the treats, instead using them to decorate a Christmas Tree for charity.





BREEZY CASH
This must have seemed like a dream. Commuters in Stoney Brook, New York found cash flying all around them An armoured car sprung a leak. About $1500 in cash was floating around. People and police were scrambling to gather up the greenbacks. So did people pocket the money? All but $128 was recovered.



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YOU CALL THIS A DREAM HOME?
Don Cruz won a 5,000 square foot Dream Home from HGTV in 2005. The property is listed at 2.5 million dollars, a million more than its 2005 value. HE's been struggling to pay taxes and upkeep on the home and hasn't been able to rent it because The Tyler, Texas City Council in 2005 foiled his plan to rent out parts of the property. So now, up to four buyers will be able to purchase one-quarter of the deed on the 5,000-square-foot property near Tyler, Texas. The company handling the sale says that will give the buyers access to the property for three months each year.
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YOU WON'T HAVE COLBERT TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE
At least in South Carolina. The just declared Presidential candidate-humorist, Stephen Colbert, has been denied a spot on the Democratic presidential ballot after party officials turned him down. The 13-3 executive council vote came after about 40 minutes of discussion by top party officials. One council member accused the host of ``The Colbert Report'' of seeing the state's Democrats as``suckers'' he can use in his comedy routine. He added that Colbert would only detract from the serious candidates on the presidential ballot. He'll get back his last minute filed $2500 filing fee.



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ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER SPEEDER
It seems we keep getting new land speed records on regular roads. A Czech soccer star, Milan Baros, was clocked at 168 MPH on a Lyon, France roadway. French police confiscated the black Ferrari and took his driving license. The 26 year old on break due to an injury had to take a taxi back to Lyon. He faces a heavy fine and a three-year driving ban


A KID NAMED OLYMPIC
About 3500 kids in China were named, "Aoyun," meaning Olympics in the year 2000, meaning thatmost will be 8 years old when the Olympics kick off next summer in Beijing.

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In North Dakota, it is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

Wetaskiwin, Alberta from 1917: "It's against the law to tie a male horse next to a female horse on Main Street.



Actress Veronica Hamel was the first choice to play Kelly Garrett on TV's Charlie's Angels. Hamel rejected the part, and Breck shampoo model Jaclyn Smith was ultimately hired.


In 1798, a mirage of the French coast was seen from Hastings, a town in Southern England, 60 miles away. A hundred-mile stretch of the French coast from Calais to Dieppe was seen clearly for three hours.




In 1969 the Navy spent $375,000 on an "aerodynamic analysis of the self-suspended flare." The study's conclusion was that the Frisbee was not feasible as military hardware.


We are sure that whales and dolphins had land-living ancestors, but we don't know what they were like and we don't know how they evolved.




WHAT THE STARS DID BEFORE THEY WERE STARS
Johnny Depp: telemarketer trying to sell pens over the phone
Jennifer Lopez: law-office assistant
Madonna: deep-fried godess at a Dunkin' Donuts in Times Square
Russell Crowe: worked briefly as a waiter and as a singer, under the name Russ Le Roc
Teri Hatcher: cheerleader for the San Francisco 49ers
Brad Pitt: wore a giant chicken suit outside a Sunset Boulevard restaurant to attract customers
Cate Blanchett: original Tim-Tam girl - appearing in the first set of ads to promote the Australian chocolate cookie
JK Rowling: worked at Amnesty International, researching human-rights abuses in Africa
Chris Rock: busboy at Red Lobster
Danny Devito: worked in his sister's New Jersey beauty salon and planned on a career in cosmetology

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1492 Christopher Columbus learns of maize (corn) from the Indians of Cuba
1872 Susan B Anthony fined $100 for trying to vote for Ulysses S Grant
1875 Susan B Anthony arrested for attempting to vote
1895 1st US patent granted for auto (George B Selden)
1935 Parker Brothers launches game of Monopoly
1968 1st AL pitcher to win MVP, Denny McLain
1968 Nixon (R) beats VP Humphrey (D) & George C Wallace for Presidency
1981 Former Dolphin, Mercury Morris, is sentenced to 20 years for drug trafficking, conspiracy, & possession of cocaine
1987 Iceberg twice the size of Rhode Island sighted in Antarctic
1987 Supreme Court nominee Douglas H Ginsburg admitted using marijuana


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Elke Sommer-67
Tatum O'Neal-44
Sam Shepard-64
Andrea McArdle-44
52 Judy Reyes (Scrubs: Nurse Carla Espinosa)-40
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BRITNEY SPEARS EXPENSES
People has broken it down after looking at court documents. She's earning about $736,000 PER MONTH!!!! Here's what's she's spending:

* $16,000 a month on her wardrobe.
* $102,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations
* $50,000 on mortgage payments
* $5,000 eating out
* $2,500 on phone bills




SPEARS BEING SUED
A former manager, John Wright, is saying he's owed $15,000 in commissions.



SANTANA DIVORCE
Carlos Santana and his wife of 34 years are divorcing. His wife cites irreconcilable differences. The couple has three children, ages 17, 22 and 23.

JIMMY PAGE INJURY
Jimmy Page has sustained the worst kind of injury a guitarist could. He's fractured his finger. The injury has postponed a tribute concert that was set for later this month.

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

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THIS IS NOT THE MILE HIGH CLUB
Singapore aAirlines has introduced the MEGA Airbus 380 Super Jumbo Airliner. And with it come new rules. A ban on airborne sex is now listed among the rules for passenger behavior during flights. Those found in the $14,320 double bed suites will be politely asked to stop their "inappropriate activity." The suites are private ad come with copiuos amounts of champagne. How they plan on enforcing the rule is unclear.


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SUBWAY ROBBER IS HAVING PROBLEMS
3 different Subway Sandwich shops robberies have gone bad and police think it's all the work of the same low life. Only he can get anything in his heists. On Oct. 23, Subway employees refused a masked robber's demand that they open the cash drawer. The robber got angry, threw the tip jar on the floor and stormed out. Then, at another Subway, a revolver-wielding robber demanded money, but the nervous clerk couldn't open the register and a female patron refused to hand over her purse. A third customer gave up his wallet, but only when the robber promised to mail it back. On Tuesday, a robber hit a Subway cashier with a pistol, but the dazed clerk couldn't open the drawer. The robber demanded the wallet of the store's only customer, but that patron refused.




STICK A FORK IN IT-THIS CASE IS DONE
Kelly Baumgartner and her husband got into an argument. During the spat in Plymouth, Michigan a fork was brandished and used as a weapon by the woman againts her husband. Even though he didn't want to press charges for the forking the prosecutor pressed feloniuous assault charges. She's now has plead guilty to a lesser charge of drunk and disorderly.

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GNOME-NAPPING IN SPRINGFIELD
Police are looking for the rightful owners of 75 gnomes and other lawn ornaments that someone took from numerous yards in Springfield, Oregon and then ,meticulously arranged in another lawn in mid-October. There will be a public viewing Tuesday. The gnomes and other ornaments now reside at the police department; "We need to get them out of here," Capt. Richard Harrison said. "Every time I leave my office they're sitting in my chair, working on my computer. I can't seem to get rid of the darn things."

BEST BUNS IN THE WORLD?
People from 29 countries flocked to the Triumph Lingerie website over the past 3 months to post photos of their hineys. Over 15,000 people posted their photos. Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and 24-year-old Andrei Andrei each won a modelling contract for the company's next international advertising campaign as well as a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury. They also received a $14,000 prize. She's Bulgarian, he's Romanian.

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GOT MILK?
Iowan, Martha Teller has some milk to sell. Breast milk. So she's done what any woman would, taken out an ad in The Gazette offering 1000 ounces of the breast milk stored in her freezer for sale. $200 or best offer. No serious callers yet. What surprised us is only one prank caller.
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YOU'RE 100! NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
Well jump off a mountain of course. 100 year old, Peggy McAlpine, leapt from a 2,500-foot peak in the Five Finger mountains in northern Cyprus for a 15-minute tandem hanglider flight. When the Briton was only 70, she bungee jumped, but she was so much younger then.

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USELESS TRIVIA:

In 1995, each American used an annual average of 731 pounds of paper, more than double the amount used in the 1980s. Contrary to predictions that computers would displace paper, consumption is growing.



In 1995, Viking Books agreed to pay Marcia Clark a reported $4.2 million for the prosecutor's account of how she lost the infamous O.J. Simpson murder case.



Before she became the "queen of cuisine" and the darling of TV's PBS, Julia Child worked as an advertising copywriter for a furniture store.



In 1954, RKO Pictures Corporation stockholders approved the $23.5 million sale of the company to multi-millionaire Howard Hughes. He became the first individual ever to be the sole owner of a major motion picture company.




Nabisco uses more than 37 million pounds of chocolate a year to make Chips Ahoy! cookies. Every kid in America could have a solid 8-ounce chocolate bunny for that amount of chocolate.


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Q: The Snickers candy bar is named after a what?
A: A horse
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1783 Gen Washington bids farewell to his army
1824 Popular presidential vote 1st recorded; Jackson beats J.Q. Adams
1920 KDKA (Pittsburgh) goes on the air as 1st commercial radio station
1936 1st high-definition TV broadcast service, by BBC in London
1947 Howard Hughes' "Spruce Goose" flies for 1st (& last) time
1948 Truman beats Dewey, confounding pollsters & newspapers
1959 Charles Van Doren confesses, TV quiz show-"21," was fixed
1962 JFK announces Cuban missile bases were being dismantled 1964 CBS purchases NY Yankees
1969 NFL record of 12 passing touchdowns, New Orleans Billy Kramer & St Louis Charlie Johnson pass for 6 touchdowns each
1972 Construction begins on the Kingdome, Seattle
1973 "Barbra Streisand ...and Other Musical Instruments" airs on CBS TV
1976 Former Georgia Gov Jimmy Carter (D) defeats incumbent Gerald R Ford (R) in race for Presidency
1983 President Reagan signs a bill establishing Martin L King day
1987 Harrison releases "Cloud 9" & McCartney releases "All the Best"
1988 Computer virus strikes Pentagon, SDI research lab & 6 universities



BIRTHDAYS

Pat Buchanan-69 Stefanie Powers (Hart to Hart: Jennifer)-
65 David Schwimmer (Friends: Ross)-41
Rich Gooch (Quarterflash)-59
Nelly-33
k.d. lang-46

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ENTERTAINMENT-CELEB NEWS-GOSSIP

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND:


American Gangster: Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe star in the true story of Frank Lucas, a powerful Harlem drug kingpin-turned-informant.
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Bee Movie: Jerry Seinfeld is the voice of Barry B. Benson, a honey beewho decides to sue the human race for stealing bees' honey.
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Martian Child: John Cusack is a science fiction writer who becomes convinced that his adopted 6-year-old son is actually an alien from Mars.
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JULIA CHILD MOVIE
Look for Meryl Streep to play the iconic TV chef.

CELINE DION ON TV
SHe'll be a guest on All My Children, the November 21st episode. She'll tape in mid-month for the appearance as herself.

POWER COUPLES?
Here's the latest we've seen. Lance Armstong and Ashley Olsen. He's 36 she's 21. Also, there are reports of an Own WIlson, Jessica Simpson pairing.

IMUS RETURNS
Don Imus will return to the airwaves Dec. 3 after eight months off air after being fired by CBS. Citadel will put him on WABC-AM in New York.

OPRAH CUTS HILLARY SWANK'S HAIR
The TV talker sheared Swank's hair and will donate the locks to Pantene Beautiful Lengths, which works with the American Cancer Society to provide wigs at no charge to women suffering from hair loss caused by their cancer treatments. It airs Friday.

PARIS STOLE MY "LOOK"
Paris Hilton is being sued for emotional distress.
Nicolle O’Neill filed a complaint, October 18th, saying she suffers psychologically because of Hilton and says the socialite ripped off her style, including fashion-related “patens” and “stiling” tips.

TV'S 50 GREATEST ICONS
The 50 greatest TV Icons Special on TV Land. Nov. 16: a 2 hour count-down of TV stars we love best--from Jerry Seinfeld to Kermit the Frog--including rarely seen footage of other favorites.
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