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TODAY'S GAS STORY
A 20 year old man tried to get away with a little gas theft. He broke into a San Jose airport and was trying to fill up his car with aviation fuel! He was caught and charged with theft and suspected DUI.



ANOTHER DOG RAISES TIGERS STORY
A Golden Retriever is nursing 3 White Tiger cubs in the Safari Zoological Park in Caneym Kansas. The cubs were rejected by their mother and Tom Harvey had seen reports of pigs nursing cubs in China, so he thought of the dog caring for the cubs idea and it worked.


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GAS SCAM
Police officer Charles Gonzales noticed a Cadillac by the side of the road. It was the third time he spotted the stranded motorist. That raised his curiosity, so he stopped and asked the driver what the trouble was. He said a starte, but the vehicle started right up. That's when another motorist stopped by with a can of gas. The driver told the officer that the Cadillac owner had claimed to have run out of gas and was broke. So the driver decided to be a good Samaritan. It ends up the guy had 4 full 1 gallon cans of gas in the trunk and had been pulling the scam all day to fill up his tank.



HOW TO GET ARRESTED
Peiter Vanvliet called 911 in Plant City, FL. and told authorities that he would wait where he was until the cops came , cuffed him and took him off to jail. But a search found no warrants of any kind for Mr. Vanvliet. Except now of course there is that charge for mis-using 911.


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CORNY PROPOSAL
Sarah Garside's childhood sweetheart invited her for a fun flight in a plane. The reason was obvious when the 24 year old woman saw what Robert Szabo had done to propose to hsi sweetheart. A large "Sarah marry me" carved into the corn field in Leicestershire, in Britain. She said, yes.

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A PRACTICAL JET PACK
Inventor Glen Martin unveiled his jet pack in Wisconsin the other day before thousands of cheering spectators. His 16 year old son was elevated for 45 seconds about 3 feet above the ground in a jet pack. The Martin Jet Pack is theoretically capable of flying an average-sized pilot 30 miles in 30 minutes on a full tank of fuel - it carries five gallons. Most previous jet packs have lasted only a few minutes before running out of fuel. It's designed to meet FAA requirements for an ultra light, so no pilots license is required. It'll set you back about $100,000.





HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Washington's Governor was turned away from a bar because she didn't have her ID. A bouncer at a Capitol bar told her she couldn't get in without ID, even when others pointed out she's Washington's governor. The 61 year old Governor Chris Gregoire isn't complaining. She feels complimented the bouncer thought she might be under 21. The bar's owner says his 23-year-old part-time bouncer needs more training.

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The ABC's of Aging...
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
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Turkey feathers are used in making Big Bird's costume--dyed, of course.

For many years, the globe on the NBC Nightly News spun in the wrong direction. On January 2, 1984, NBC finally set the world back in the proper direction.

Comedian George Carlin, on October 10, 1975, was the first guest host of NBC-TV's Saturday Night Live.



The sound system, in tons, used on tour by the rock group U2 weighs 30 tons.

In 1988 Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday."

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1498 Christopher Columbus discovers island of Trinidad
1893 Shredded Wheat is patented.
1922 18-year-old Ralph Samuelson rides world's 1st water skis (Minn)
1964 American space probe Ranger 7 reaches Moon, transmitting pictures of the lunar surface.
1966 Alabamans burn Beatle products due to John Lennon's anti-Jesus remark
1970 Chet Huntley retires from NBC, ends "Huntley-Brinkley Report"
1990 Nolan Ryan becomes the 20th major league pitcher to win 300 games
1999 "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera peaks at No. 1.

BIRTHDAYS
Jim Corr (The Corrs)-44
J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter author)-43
Dean Cain-42
Wesley Snipes-46
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SHIA LABEOUF ON
Debris from Shia LaBeouf’s car crash last weekend is being sold on eBay. The bidding ends Saturday.


KATE HUDSON-LANCE ARMTRONG OVER
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have ended their 3 month romance.


LEARY FASHION ROCKS HOST
Denis Leary will preside over the “Fashion Rocks” special in New York airing Sept. 9th on CBS.


MORE TROUBLE FOR MCMAHON
Ed McMahon is being sued by his attorneys saying he owes $275,000 for his daughter's divorce. Pu that with $600,000 owed in back mortgage and another $200,000 lawsuit by Citibank and you have the makings of bankruptcy.


GHOSTBUSTERS CONTINUED?
Steve Carell and Seth Rogen have reportedly signed on to follow up where Dan Akroyd,
Bill Murray, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson left off in a new series of Ghostbuster Movies.


GRETCHEN WILSON SONG RIP OFF?
Gretchen Wilson is being accused of copyright infringement by the Black Crowes. They claim Wilson's new song ``Work Hard, Play Harder,'' sounds a lot like their 1991 hit ``Jealous Again.'' Their manager said: ``We find the musical verses of Wilson's song to be such an obvious example of copyright infringement that I expect all parties to reach a relatively quick resolution to avoid litigation.''
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BOOTY INSURANCE
Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez have supposedly done it, now so has Graham Butterfield. Mr. Butterfield's company has insured his butt for $2 Million. The British mattress maker, Silentnight, believes Garham's booty has special sensitivity. They consistently consult him concerning their beds. His duties involve bouncing on the beds and giving feedback on the softness, textures and fillings. He is the official "bed bouncer" of the company.



UNIFORMED STRIPPERS?
It was party time in Simmern, Germany. A group of women had been drinking heavily at a party when the men in uniform arrived. The "officers" were quickly mobbed by the party goers, since they figured they were the male strippers for the festivities. Turns out they were the real police called about reports of a rowdy party. "The misunderstanding was swiftly resolved and calm was restored," said a spokesman. "And they got out with their uniforms intact."

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THE ODDS ARE 67 MILLION TO 1 !
Bob Hickey is a long haul trucker and very lucky. The 66 year old man shot 2 hole in ones in one round in Gaylord, Mich. The 66 year old dropped one on the 10th hole and then hit a 2nd hole in one on the 17th hole during his round the other day.




THIS WEDDING'S ALL WET
The bride wore a white veil, red garter, regulator and black wet suit. The groom also wore a black wet suit with a red bow tie. Brian Wilson and Christina Gunn got married in a ceremony held 20 feet under water in the Illinois River in Southern Oregon. She says she cried when they removed their masks for the wedding kiss, under water. They met as part of a dive team and the river was the first place they dove together.


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DON'T HAVE THE BABY
A Vt. decided not to pull over when the police lights went on behind him. Instead he fled leading the cops on a chase that involved running into a house a tree and then fleeing on foot. He wasn't caught, but he did leave his 8 month pregnant girlfriend behind in the car. She was unhurt he turned himself in later and now faces careless and negligent operation of a motor vehicle, attempting to elude a law enforcement officer and probation violation charges.

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ADOPT A POLICE CAM
Police in Flint, Mich want to addd 14 surveillance cameras to the streets of the city. It would cost about $420,000 so they are looking for businesses and individuals willing to pay $30,000 to have their names or corporate logos placed on one of the pole-mounted boxes. No one's stepped up yet, but don't forget YOUR surveillance cam also comes with a police shield and a flashing blue light.





GPS PROBLEM!
Amanda Sandland lives in Bodfari, North Wales. Her house on the winding country road has now been hit SIXTEEN TIMES by truckers blindly following their GPS navigation systems and plowing right into her little cottage. The route shows up as a handy shortcut to the truckers, but is on such a narrow road the accidents keep happening sending her insurance and repair bills sky rocketing.

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AT LEAST HE'S FRESH AND COOL
Pssst, hey kid Got Deodorant? Martin Johnson walked into a Walmart in College Hill, Ohio. He quickly shoplifted 18 sticks of Degree deodorant, 10 sticks of Axe deodorant and five bottles of Axe body spray. He was nabbed a few blocks away with hsi booty behind a Chilis restaurant.

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Ernest Hemingway revised the last page of A Farewell to Arms 39 times.


Alexandra Ripley was paid $4.94 million in 1988 as an advance for the sequel to Gone With the Wind. Margaret Mitchell's advance for the best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning original was $500.


Gordie Howe, the professional ice hockey star, didn't hang up his skates until he was 52, and had played in 2,421 games. He played for 32 seasons, 26 in the National Hockey League and six in the world Hockey Association, racking up 1,071 goals, 1,518 assists and 2,418 penalty minutes.


The youngest U. S. Army officer ever to be promoted to general was George Custer, a graduate of West point. He became a general at the age of 23, fourteen years before his infamous battle of Little Big Horn.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1729 City of Baltimore founded
1863 Pres Lincoln issues "eye-for-eye" order to shoot a rebel prisoner for every black prisoner shot
1908 Around the World Autombile Race ends in Paris
1956 US motto "In God We Trust" authorized
1966 Beatles' "Yesterday... & Today," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 5 weeks
1971 George Harrison releases "Bangladesh"
1991 MTV announces it will split into 3 channels in 1993
1998 A group of Ohio machine-shop workers known as The Lucky 13 win the $295.7 million
Powerball jackpot. It was the largest-ever American lottery.

BIRTHDAYS
Peter Bogdanovich -69
Laurence Fishburne-47
Arnold Schwarzenegger-61
Lisa Kudrow-45
William Atherton (Die Hard)-61
Vivica A. Fox-44
Christopher Nolan (Director: The Dark Knight)-38
Frank Stallone-58
Ken Olin-54
Tom Green-37
Delta Burke-52
Hilary Swank-34
Jaime Pressly -31
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BOND THEME
Alicia Keys and the White Stripes' Jack White will team to record the title tune for "Quantum of Solace," the 22nd James Bond film, coming this Novemeber.

MARIO LOPEZ NEW JOB
Mario Lopez has been named the new host of "Extra." He'll host the show as a solo.


JERRY LEWIS GUN TROUBLE
Jerry Lewis was detained and cited for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, when an unloaded .22 was found in his luggage at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas.


CHEECH AND CHONG ON THE ROAD
The comedy duo are teaming up for the 30th anniversary of "Up in smoke" with theri
“Hey, What’s That Smell?” tour.




SHIA LABOUF'S TROUBLE
The actor is still in the hospital after a driver ran a red light hitting his car and injuring the actor. LaBouf was also cited for a DUI, though it was determined he did not cause the accident.




JENNIFER LOPEZ BACK TO WORK
A few months after teh birth of her twins Jennifer Lopez has signed up to play a professional thief in “The Governess”. It starts shooting this fall.




I AM LEGEND SEQUEL
There's now talk of Will SMith reprising his role as Dr. Robert Neville in a followup to the I AM Legend blockbuster.


GLEN CAMPBELL ROCKS
August 19th “Meet Glen Campbell” will be released and includes covers of music by Green Day, the Foo Fighters, U2, John Lennon and The Velvet Underground, among others.


FERGIE ACTING
Fergie will join Daniel Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench and Kate Hudson in the film version of "Nine" the musical. She says her character is ``basically a prostitute on the beach.''
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YUM....EEL !!!
The latest fad in Japan is a fizzy drink made from Eel. " Surging Eel" went on sale this month during the country's eel-eating season. The yellow fizzy drink contains extracts from the head and bones of eel plus five vitamins that are contained in the fish. "It's mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer's heat," said a spokesperson for Japan Tobacco Co.






MOWER RAGE
Keith Walendowski got upset with his Lawn Boy not starting, so he did what any red blooded American man would do. He shot it! Keith broke out his short-barreled shotgun and blasted the un-cooperative machine. ``I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want,'' said Mr. Walendowski. Police didn't agree and now he faces an $11,000 fine , 6 years in prison for felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Alcohol may have been involved.


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THE JOKER ARRESTED
Police in Three Rivers, Mich. say 20-year-old Spencer Taylor was trying to steal posters and other Dark Knight paraphenalia from a theater. He was easy to spot, Spencer was decked out in a purple suit, a green wig and face paint just like Heath Ledger wears in ``The Dark Knight.''




ALMIGHTY GAS INTERVENTION
You've heard of Pay AT The Pump, now it's Pray at The Pump. Two prayer services were held at St. Louis gas stations to thank God for lower fuel prices and to ask that they continue to drop. They sang ``We Shall Overcome'' with a new verse that goes, ``We'll have lower gas prices.'' The Pray At The Pump movement believes it's working since prices have started to fall below four dollars a gallon.


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McPOLICE
Police in the Phillipines will be driving new bio-diesel vehicles soon. The cop cars are being converted to run on a mix of diesel and cooking oil. McDonald's outlets in Manila will donate the cooking oil in the cost-energy saving venture.

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18 AND COUNTING
Alexandru and Livia Ionce came to British Columbia in 1990 and brought their own mini Romainian invasion. Livia just had her 18th child this past week. The couple have 17 other children ages 23 months to 20 years old. "We never planned how many children to have. We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life," said Alexandru Ionce.





WHEN I'M 65
Rolling Stone Mick Jagger is now getting his social security. He turned 65 Saturday which means he now qualifies for the British state pension of just under $180 a week. That plus his $450 million fortune should hold him into old age.

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69 MARATHONS IN 69 YEARS
Pauline Newsholme is 69 and has run her 69th marathon. She started running marathons in 1982 as a fund raiser for her then 6 year old daughter, who was paralyzed. Her daughter has since recovered but she keeps runnign marathons as fund raiser for children's cause around the world, completing her 69th run at the 26 miles.

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The string on each box of animal crackers was originally attached so the box could be used as an ornament and hang on a Christmas tree.

The first VCR was developed in 1956 by Ampex Corporation and weighed almost 1,500 pounds. It wasn't until the early 1970's that a version that was small enough, light enough and inexpensive enough was made for home use.



Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window, starring James Stewart and Grace Kelly, opened in theaters in 1954. The role of the song-writer was played by Ross Bagdasarian, the creator of The Chipmunks!

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1715 10 Spanish treasure galleons sunk off Florida coast by hurricane
1926 "Don Juan" sets a record for the movie with the most kisses - 127.
1936 RCA shows the 1st real TV program (dancing, film on locomotives, Bonwit Teller fashion show & monologue from Tobacco Road & comedy)
1965 Beatles movie "Help" premiers, Queen Elizabeth attends
1987 Ben & Jerry's & Jerry Garcia agree on a new flavor Cherry Garcia
1991 Donald Trump gives Marla Maples a 7+ carat engagement ring
1994 "The Mask" opens in theaters
2001 Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France, making him the first American to win the Tour three times in a row.

BIRTHDAYS

Elizabeth Dole-72
Roz Kelly (Happy Days: Pinky)-65
Stephen Dorff-35
Patty Scialfa (Springsteen's wife)-55
Wil Wheaton-36
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KELSEY GRAMMAR IN HOSPITAL
He was re-admitted for an irregular heartbeat, just 2 months after suffering a heart attack.

AMY WINEHOUSE OUT OF HOSPITAL
The "Rehab" singer was released from the hospital after treatment for what was described as an adverse reaction to medication.

DIXIE CHICK BABY
Martie Maguire of the Dixie Chicks gave birth to a girl, Harper Rosie Maguire last Friday. Harper joins the 4 year old twins at homes.

FAITH HILL AND FOOTBALL
Faith Hill has been tapped for the NBC Sunday Night Football theme for the 2nd year in a row. She'll sing and promote `Waiting All Day for Sunday Night.'.

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MOWN A LISA
Chris Naylor is a lover of art. Chris took two days to replicate Leonardo Da Vinci's masterpiece in grass, using a small lawnmower and a handful of garden tools. The design will grow out and eveolve over the next weeks and Chris will work his handy work on his masterpiece.







WE SAID: NO SMOKING AT WORK !
Gordon Williams is a painter and interior decorator. He was done with his work for the day when he was ticketed for smoking, IN HIS VAN, by local law enforcement in Britain. "I was told that because my van is my place of work I had broken the smoking laws." Mr. Gordon's wife has already paid the fine, but he still plans to appeal.

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BOY BITES DOG
Gabriel Almeida was playing in his uncle's backyard in Brazil when a pit bull named Tita attacked him. The boy fended off the attacking dog by biting it in the neck. Gabriel bit so hard that he lost a canine tooth. The boy received four stitches while the dog faces a harsher fate.





UNIQUE HITCHIKER
Jerry Dimick and a friend were driving along Route 307 near Clarks Summit, in PA on Wednesday when they spotted a peacock standing by the edge of the road. They did what any pair of guys out for a drive on a Sunday would do. Invited the roadside bird to take a ride. Tehre wasn't any room in the bed of the truck so they put it in the cab on the seat between them The colorful bird just sat with them enjoying the ride home with them. Jerry now faces the dilema of what to do with a Peacock once you've got it! So far, he's had no luck with the Game Commission, animal control, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or the local zoo.


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THE RADIOACTIVE WOMAN
A South Korean woman caused a panic that evacuated a Vladivostock, Russia airport when she set off a radiation alarm. The woman was released when it was established that South Korean doctors had treated her with iodine-131, a radioactive isotope used in nuclear medicine, giving her a level of radioactivity 15 times greater than the norm.


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BANK WANTS YOUR BALLS
A Candian bank is collecting used tennis balls. The National Bank Of Canad says it will recycle the tennis balls to reduce noise levels in elementary schools. The donated balls will be sliced open and stuck on the bottom of the legs of school chairs and tables to muffle classroom noise and make it easier for students to learn.






SENIOR PRANK
This is a really a senior prank. 48 years ago, Dick Hager and Craig Ashley buried a new drinking
fountain as part of a senior prank before they graduated from Grossmont High School, in CA in 1960. They couldn't move the thing, so they buried it. They even came clean at the time, but the principal didn't follow through to unearth the watering hole. It was dug up during a ceremony last week. The school will refurbish the fountain.


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SAND HOTEL
You've heard of the Ice Hotels in Scandinaia. Now comes the sand hotel in Dorset, England. 14 sculptors have been working 14 hour days to construct the roofless structures. The lodgings include beds made out of sand. The Weymouth each Sand Hotel is expected to eventually wash away. Managment warns the sand gets everywhere.

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MORE RULES TO LIVE BY........
* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
* By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
* Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
* It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
* If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
* There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
* People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
* You should not confuse your career with your life.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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llusionist David Copperfield donated $10,000 in October, 1994 to repair the vandalized New York gravesite of legendary magician Harry Houdini. Houdini's mausoleum, with its Gothic benches and ornate headstones, had been vandalized five months earlier. Houdini and his wife both rest at the site.


A recent study conducted by the Shyness Clinic in Menlo Park, California, revealed that almost 90 percent of Americans label themselves as shy.



In 1996, Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for applesauce, which coincidentally is what his name means in Japanese.

Tom Arnold, Sandra Bullock, Chevy Chase, Bill Cosby, Kris Kristofferson, and Bruce Willis all worked as bartenders before making it in show business.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1868 Territory of Wyoming created
1871 Carrousel patented by Wilhelm Schneider, Davenport, Iowa
1946 1st bikini is shown at a Paris fashion show
1946 US detonates underwater A-bomb at Bikini (5th atomic explosion)
1964 Beatles' "Hard Day's Night, A," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 14 weeks
1965 Folk-rock begins, Dylan uses electricity at Newport Folk Festival
1966 Supremes release "You Can't Hurry Love"
1973 George Harrison pays $1,000,000 tax on his Bangladesh concert & album
1985 Spokeswoman for Rock Hudson confirmed he had AIDS
1990 US Ambassador tells Iraq, US won't take sides in Iraq-Kuwait dispute


BIRTHDAYS
Iman -53
Matt LeBlanc -41
Roger Clinton Jr.-52
Louise Joy Brown (First test tube baby)-30

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Step Brothers Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are middle-aged, overgrown boys who become step brothers when their parents get married.
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The X-Files: I Want To Believe David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson reprise their TV roles as agents searching for the truth and investigating the unexplained.
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SHERYL CROW CLEARS UP RUMOURS
She says that despite an AOL music site quote of her, she isn't joining Fleetwood Mac.



DREW BARRYMORE DUMPS BOYFRIEND
Justin Long was to star in the roller derby comedy "Whip It!", Drew Barrymore's directorial debut but has dropped out of the movie because he is "distraught" over the breakup.




KELSEY GRAMMAR LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
Kelsey Grammer, told "Entertainment Tonight" he nearly died after suffering a heart attack last month. He felt chest pains while paddle-boarding with his wife in Hawaii.



PAMELA ANDERSON-TOMMY LEE
She says even though she ad Tommy Lee live under the same roof, they are not together as a couple. They're doing it for the kids.


HATHAWAY DIARIES SNATCHED
FBI agents seized Anne Hathaway’s private diaries during the course of their investigation
of her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, during a raid on his Manhattan apartment. He's charged with money laundering and fraud.


BRITNEY BACK AT MTV VMA's
Britney Spears is up for Best Female Video for “Piece of Me.” That means she could be back on the show where she received such abuse for her poor performance last year. This year's nominees will be revealed today.


MADONNA"S BROTHER A LITTLE CRUEL
Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone, author of the tell-all book “Living with My Sister Madonna,” says he likes the family drama he's created and "watching her squirm" because of his selacious book.


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CARDBOARDS COPS ARE WORKING
The fake cops by the roadside are working so well in slowing down speeders in Romania that the program is being expanded to Cardboard POLICE CARS! "the cardboard pic is a life sized photo of a real police car drivers immediately slow down when they see it."It works even better than the cardboard policemen because it's bigger and can be seen from further away." That according to a police spokesperson.




THE VULTURE HOSPITAL
Patients checking in for surgery might be a little unnerved by this. Vultures perched outside the patient's room window. 6 turkey vultures have taken up residnece outside this medical facility in Glendale, Wisconsin. No need to be too morbid though, the Orthopedic Hospital generally doesn't perform many life or death surgeries.


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WHAT'S IN A NAME?
A New Zealand judge has ordered a name change for an embarrassed nine-year-old girl called Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. "She fears being mocked and teased and in that she has a greater level of insight than either of her parents," he said in ordring the change. During the course of the case the judge found some other unusual names: Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, Benson and Hedges and Fish and Chips. The children from one family were all named after six-cylinder Ford cars.




WINEHOUSE SCARECROW
A British farmer says he's found the perfect scarecrow. His new scarecrow is modeled after singer Amy Winehouse. He says it works in keeping pigeons away from his sugar beet crop. It comes complete with the beehive hairdo, a cigarette in mouth, plenty of tatoos and bottle of whiskey in her hands.

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ROLLERCOASTER WINNER
40-year-old school teacher Jim Salava just set a new record at The Mall Of America's Nichelodeon Universal Theme Park, riding the Avatar Airbender rollercoaster. He spent 20 hours on the thing and won $1000 and a lifetime pass to the theme park. The rollercoaster averages 43 MPH and goes up to 700 feet in the air. Jim outlasted 10 other contestants to win.

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VEGAS SHOWGIRL WORKOUT
The 12 Minute Showgirl Workout video is the brainstorm of Dr. Scott Lewis, known as “Doctor to the Showgirls.” He says women can lose pounds and inches shaking it like a Vegas showgirl and that men can do the workout too, or just get a workout watching. One cautionary note from the good doctor. "Don't wear the frilly headdress. It can add stress to the neck.”





NASA ASTRONAUT: ALIENS ARE REAL!
Edgar Mitchell is 71. He reached the Moon on Apollo 14 in 1971. He now says that aliens are for real. "You've seen some of the pictures of these little people who look strange to us. "As far as I know from my contacts who have had contact, that looks pretty accurate. "They are not hostile. If they were hostile, we would be gone by now." NASA's response? : "Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue."

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HE'S SEVEN AND DRIVING...KIND OF...
7 year old David Johnson sneaked out of bed while his mom Teresa slept and took the keys to her Volkswagen Golf. He then too the Golf on a joyride which lasted only 30 seconds. In that time he drove for 30 feet, narrowly missing parked vehicles, before jumping the curb, slamming into a concrete post and overturning. He was trapped, but uninjured. His mom said; "We are sending him to relatives for a few days so we can clear our heads."

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TEN DUMBEST EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE

One in four workers admits to making up excuses for arriving late. More than 32% blame traffic and another 17% blame it on falling back asleep, says a CareerBuilder survey.

Most of us would probably buy those answers, but the 10 below are a bit beyond belief:
While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

* Someone stole all my daffodils.
* I had to go audition for American Idol.
* My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
* My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
* I wasn't thinking and accidentally went to my old job.
* I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
* The line was too long at Starbucks.
* I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
* I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.
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Christopher Walken and Nick Nolte were both considered for Harrison Ford's role as Han Solo in "Star Wars".

There are 3,900 islands in the country Japan, the country of islands.



45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.

Four tablespoons of ketchup, about the amount you would eat with an order of fries, contains the nutritional equivalent of an entire medium tomato.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1701 French make 1st landing at site of Detroit
1704 Great Britain takes Gibralter from Spain 1965 Bob Dylan release "Like a Rolling Stone"
1967 Beatles sign a petition in The Times to legalize marijuana
1967 Charles de Gaulle says 'Vive le Qu‚bec libre! Long live free Quebec!'
1969 Muhammad Ali is convicted for refusing induction in US Army on appeal
1974 Supreme Court unanimously rules Nixon must turn over Watergate tapes
1978 "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" premeirs in NYC
1990 Ms. Magazine hits the newstands again after an 8 month haitus


BIRTHDAYS
John Aniston 75
Kadeem Hardison-43
Ruth Buzzi-72
Gallagher 62
Jennifer Lopez-40
Robert Hays (Airplane: Ted Striker)-61
Michael Richards (Kramer)-59
Elisabeth Moss (West Wing: Zoey)-26
Lynda Carter -57
Anna Paquin-26
Karl Malone -45
Bindi Irwin-10
Barry Bonds -44

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BEATLES ROCKUMENTARY
Want a behind the scenes look at the filming of Magical Mystery Tour? September 2, a rockumentary titled The Beatles: Magical Mystery Tour Memories is being
released on DVD.



AMY WINEHOUSE IN WAX
Amy Winehouse's waxy likeness was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in London yesterday, complete with tatoos, beehive hairdo and dark blue eyeliner.



50 CENT SUES TACO BELL
The rapper 50 cent is suing Taco Bell over an ad that asks him to call himself 99 Cent. He says they're using his name without permission.



BILL MURRAY WITH A CHUTE
Bill Murraywill jump from a perfectly good plane as part of a special appearance at the Chicago Air and Water Show next month.


HEATHER LOCKLEAR HOME
Heather Locklear has left the Arizona facility where she successfully underwent treatment for anxiety and depression.


ETHAN HAWKE'S A DADDY
Ethan Hawke’s wife Ryan Shawhughes has given birth to a baby girl in New York. Clementine Jane Hawke was born last Friday.


SIENNA MILLER SUING
Sienna Miller is suing two British tabloids and a photo agency. They published photos of her and married actor Balthazar Getty frolicking on a yacht off of Italy last month. Just this week Getty announced he and his wife have split...Hmmmm.



BRAD PITT WARNS OF LAWSUIT
He says he will sue if pictures taken surreptitiously of Brangelina and the new twins at their French Estate are published. Someone used a high powered telephoto lens to violate their privacy.

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NO NO NUI NUI
Nui Nui is a poodle. Nui Nui was driving a car the other day. Police spotted the canine with it's paws on the steering wheel with the car in motion. A woman says she and her boyfriend came up with the idea of teaching their pet dog, Niu Niu, to drive after noticing the expressway was nearly empty and the weather was good. Wel, why not for God's sake!? Doen't eveyone teach their pooch to maneouver a 2000 pound vehicle? They were given a warning ticket.





DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING
Brigit Mahler lifted some cosmetics from a store. The shoplifrtter might have gotten away has she not left some incriminating evidence behind. Her 6 year old daughter! A security tag set off an alarm, and as soon as she heard it Mahler ran off down the road before staff could react. Meanwhile her daughter was looking for mommy. She can now be found behind bars.


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CALIFORNIA'S GOOD SAMARITANS
A 70 year man was leaving his bank with thousands in cash he'd just withdrawn when the wind picked up scattereing the money all over the street. A crowd gathered snatching up the cash as you might expect, but in this case, they were helping Ludwig Geier retrieve his lost funds. 96% of the cash was recovered. Mr. Geier said: says hundreds of bills were “gone in no time.”





HE'S LIVING WHERE?
This one is weird on so many levels. A maintenance man at a Pyschiatric hospital who makes $100,000 a year? Yep, $100,000! Wait it gets more interesting. The Orangesburg, NY facility discovered that the man was living in a shed on the property, unbeknownst to the staff. He stayed in a back room of the shed and had a couch, microwave and refrigerator. The worker is being charged $2,500 for the time he lived there. Here's the kicker, he's now living with HIS WIFE at a home in Pearl River, about 3 miles away.

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WRONG WAY FAMILY
Wrong Way Corrigna can relate to this opne. A British family boarded a flight in England for a family holiday in Lanzarote, a Spanish Island. They were surprised when there plane landed and the flight attendant said: "Welcome to Turkey." "We were half asleep and didn't realise that the girl on the desk had put us on the wrong plane," according to Dad, Mr. Couray. The family was refund their money by Swisse Air and is now planning another attempt this time in Ibiza, Spain.

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HOW DO THEY DO IT?
Patrons in Yiwu, China were amazed by the hard working couple in a Chinese restaurant. They were there 21 hours each and everyday, feeding the locals. How could 2 people do it? It turns out it was 4 people. Twin brothers and their twin brides. It turned out that the twin brothers, 32, married a set of twin sisters three years ago and moved to Yiwu to run the restaurant together. Locals had dubbed it the "robot couples restaurant" before the truth was revealed by a local paper.




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RULES TO LIVE BY
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel.

One year on Saturn is 29 and a half times longer than ours, but its day is shorter than ours: 11 and a half hours.




Winston Churchill, prime minister of England during World War II, superstitiously feared January 24 because he was certain it was destined to be the day of his death. Churchill's father had died on that date. Churchill did indeed die on January 24, 1965.

It was reported that Napoleon carried chocolate with him on his military campaigns, and always ate it when he needed a boost of energy.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
636 Arabs gain control of most of Palestine from the Byzantine Empire
1829 William Austin Burt patents "typographer" (typewriter)
1880 1st commercial hydroelectric power planet begins, Grand Rapids, Mich
1965 Beatles "Help" is released in the UK
1966 Cavern Club in Liverpool reopens
1966 Napoleon XIV releases "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha! Ha!"
1976 Wings release "Let 'em In"
1982 Diet Coke is introduced.
1984 Vanessa Williams, 1st black Miss America, resigns due to posing nude
1986 Britain's Prince Andrew marries Sarah Ferguson
1988 "Hold On To The Nights" by Richard Marx peaks at No. 1.
1991 James Farentino of Dynasty arrested in Canada for cocaine possession

BIRTHDAYS
Marlon Wayans-36
Woody Harrelson-47
Omar Epps (House M.D.: Eric)-35
Eriq La Salle (ER)-46
Monica Lewinsky-35
Philip Seymour Hoffman-41
Michelle Williams (Destiny's Child)-28
Daniel Radcliffe -19

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KID ROCK SENTENCED
Kid Rock has been sentenced to a year's probation and fined $1,000 for his role in a fight at the breakfast eatery near Atlanta. Kid Rock pleaded no contest to one count of simple battery.




NEW FOREIGNER ALBUM?
Mick Jones, one of the founding members says the band will be working on a an album of new material the first in a long time after they wrap up this tour tonight to support, the two-disc set ``No End in Sight: The Very Best of Foreigner.''

ESTELLE GETTY DIES
The Golden Girls star passed at the age of 86 Friday.


FASHION ROCKS CONCERT
Sept. 5th the Fashion Rocks concert will Stand Up For Cancer. The show will be on CBS, Sept 9th. Mariah Carey , Beyoncé, Black Eyed Peas, Chris Brown, Keith Urban, Duffy, Fergie, Kid Rock, Lil Wayne, Rihanna and Justin Timberlake have all signed up to perform.


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ON YOUR MARK-GET SET-GO SLOW!
300 hunndred competitors, only one winner. The annual World Snail Racing Championships in Congham, Norfolk, involves snails racing from the center of a circle. Super snail Heikka, owned by thirteen-year-old Georgia Brow, claimed victory this year after taking the checkered flag in a time of 3mins 2secs. That's far from the record of 2 mins set in 1995 by Archie the snail. The competition started in the 19060's. FYI, snails like a wet course.





COULD YOU HOLD THAT DOWN
Put ice cream trucks and their screaming sound systems down as noise nuisances in one British town. Worcester City Council has decreed that chimes cannot exceed more than four seconds and they can't play between Noon and 7pm, except once every 3 minutes. They've also been banned from outside schools. I'm not sure what an Ice Cream truck operator could be fined for a violation, but I'm thrilled the Ice Cream Truck police will be out to keep us all safe, during the summer!


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SLEEPING ON THE JOB...
Two burglars were caught red handed asleep in and on the items they had stolen from a Seattle area Fred Meyer store. Police following up on a report of a a burlary, followed a trail of cardboard boxes and packing materials straight to the two sleeping me. Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27 were found sleeping on a hammock and a stolen pile of pillows and police have the photos to prove it. The snapped the sleeping men on the stolen merchandise. Hard to believe but they think alcohol was involved.




HERE'S YOUR POWER
In Plainsville, Conn. a woman was fired from her insurance company job. She wasn't happy about and decided to retaliate against her former boss. The woman allegedly used a co-worker's computer password to make a request that Northeast Utilities shut off the power to her boss's Plainville home. The utility followed up with a confirmation call to find it was a fake. The woman was arrested and faces charges of breaching the peace and use of a computer in a crime.


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THOSE PESKY PESTS!
New Yorker Isias Vidal Maceda just wanted to get rid of the pests in his apartment. Mr. Maceda now joins a long list of people who have blown up their homes in the efoort. The accident occurred as Maceda was spraying for pests in his kitchen. Somehow the bug spray ignited a blast that blew out the apartment's front windows and triggered a fire that quickly spread. Mr. Maceda escaped unharmed. No word on the pests!

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THE LOUDER THE MUSIC-THE QUICKER WE DRINK
That's the conclusion of aFrench researchers who observed people in bars. To gauge the effect of sound levels on drinking, the team spent three Saturday nights visiting two bars, where they observed 40 men aged between 18 and 25 drinking beer. Louder music spurred more consumption, with the average number of drinks ordered by patrons rising to 3.4 drinks from 2.6 drinks The time taken to drink a beer fell to an average 11.45 minutes from 14.51 minutes. They're not sure why, though they conjectured that the loud music made it more difficult for converation spurring quicker drinking....






GUINESS GROUP HUG
1700 National Gurad Troops are being deployed to Iraq from Hawaii and one Hawaiin school kid wants them to be sent off in a big way with a huge group hug. Eleven-year-old Ashley Kakazu came up with the idea of sending the GIs off with a record setting group hug. She's hoping to have 10,000 pre-registered for the event. The biggest previous group hug was 6,623 people set in Mexico.

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If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .


Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."


Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.


The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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The world's slowest fish are: the seahorse .001 miles per hour, the barracuda 25 miles per hour, the tiger shark 33 miles per hour, the tarpon 35 miles per hour, and swordfish 40 miles per hour.

Oklahoma's state nickname is "sooner." It comes from a generic Western word for a person who settled land before it was open to the public in order to establish a claim.


The Gulf Stream travels 111 miles across the Atlantic Ocean each day.

The average person spends six years of life dreaming.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1893 "America the Beautiful" is written.
1933 Wiley Post completes the first solo flight around the world in 7 days, 18 hours.
1963 The Beatles release "Introducing the Beatles"
1967 Jimi Hendrix quits as opening act of the Monkees' tour
1969 Aretha Franklin arrested for disturbing the peace in Detroit
1979 The Sony Walkman first goes on sale.
1983 Dick Smith makes 1st solo helicopter flight around the world
1991 Jeffrey Dahmer confesses to killing 17 males in 1978


BIRTHDAYS
Bob Dole-85
Keith Sweat-47
Orson Bean-80
Oscar De la Renta-76
David Spade-44
Alex Trebek-68
John Leguizamo -44
Albert Brooks-61
Danny Glover-61
Daniel Jones (Savage Garden)-35
Don Henley-61
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DARK KNIGHT ASSAULT
Christian Bale has been accused of assaulting his mother and sister. Bale’s
mother Jenny and sister Sharon told police that Christian assaulted them at a London hotel on
Sunday. Police will question the actor.



AFFLECK-GARNER BABY
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are expecting their second child.


WARDROBE MALFUNCTION FINE OVERTURNED
An appellate court ruled yesterday that the FCC “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the $550,000 fine to CBS after Janet Jackson's breast baring slippage during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show.


2 THUMBS DOWN
Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper are leaving the syndicated "At the Movies With Ebert and Roeper" after Disney decided to take the program in a new direction.

LENO'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED AT NBC
Jay Leno's last show will be on May 29, 2009, and Conan O'Brien will start June 1.

BILLY JOEL'S FARWELL TO SHEA
The "Farewell to Shea Stadium" show with Billy Joel had some high powered guests including, Paul McCartney, Garth Brooks, Tony Bennett, Steven Tyler , Roger Daltrey and Billy's ex, Christie Brinkley.

ED MCMAHON SUING
Th elate night sidekick is suing a hospital and the millionaire who's home he fell at injuring his neck, which has prevented him from working.

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BLASTED OFF THE CRAPPERMartin Bierbauer was doing his business on the throne when all of the sudden he was blasted off the toilet when huge hailstones started shooting out of it. He wasn't the only one in the apartment complex near Vienna, Austria who experienced the bizarre plumbing malfunction. Others in the building reported an avalanche of hailstones blowing out of their toilets. The golf ball sized hail backup was caused by hailstones flooding into a local drain during a torrential downpour, which became blocked.





CHOCOLATE IN THE SCHOOLS Dr Andrew Sheppard says he has the solution to student absenteeism. Chocolate! Mr. Sheppard rewards kids with chocolate bars. He started the practice in 2005 and says that absences dropped from 65 a year to zero. Critics of course say bhe's contributing to childhood obesity and bad teeth.


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EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE
Harrods in London is offering a box of Patchi chocolate for over $10,000! The chocolates are made from organic cocoa and each is decorated with gold and a Swarowski crystal, flower or silk rose. Each personalized box has 49 chocolate pieces each wrapped in leather and silk.






PULL THOSE PANTS UPLynwood, ILL. is the latest city fighting the scourge of baggy pants. The city leaders have passed an ordinance that carries a $25 fine against anyone showingthree inches or more of their underwear in public. While some see the ordinance as an infringment on their personal style others see it as welcome relief from an eyesore. Our solution ? Have 50 plus men wear their pants slung low and no kid would ever think it was cool again!


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ANOTHER ENERGY SOLUTION ?
The Lake Champlain Restoration Association is planning to haul tons of plants from the lake on the NY-Vermont border. The algae and weeds will then fement to produce methane gas, which some hope will help provide energy for the region.

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BEE JAM!
NJ commuters had a problem to deal with on their roads Saturday in Cherry Hill. Thousands of honey bees swarmed around their cars after a bee hive fell from a truck. They were eventually lured back into a hive after the State Dept. Of Agriculture bee keep was called in to calm the abgry bees. He came straight from, and I'm not making this up, a BEEKEEPERS PICNIC!





IS JIM SMITH HERE?
The answer would be a resounding yes! The "Jim Smith Society Fun Fest," was held this past weekend in Pittsburgh. Tons of Jim Smiths gathered in a tradition that was started in 1969 by Jim Smith naturally to celebrate one of the most common names in America. They had a golf tournament and other events and have over 1900 members nationwide.

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TO BUTTER OR NOT TO BUTTER, THAT IS THE QUESTION
Dee dee is a 22 pound lobster. A bidding war broke out in Canada for the lobster estimated to be over 100 years old. The bidding was between groups who wanted to enjoy Dee Dee's company with some drawn butter and lemon. The bidding war had reached $5000 when the fish store owner, Denis Breau had a change of heart and spared Dee Dee the pot and instead donated her to a New Brunswick marine science center to live out the rest of its days.




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Before 1850, golf balls were made of leather and were stuffed with feathers.


General George Armstrong Custer graduated at the bottom of his West Point class in 1861.



Golfing great Ben Hogan's famous reply when asked how to improve one's game was: "Hit the ball closer to the hole."

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1873 Jesse James, 1st train robbery
1898 Spain cedes Guam to US
1979 The National Women's Hall of Fame is dedicated.
1989 Ronald Reagan is inducted into the Cowboy Hall of Fame.
1990 Pink Floyds' "The Wall" is performed where the Berlin Wall once stood


BIRTHDAYS
Janet Reno -70
Ali Landry -35
Gary Trudeau 60
Josh Hartnett-30
Robin Williams-57
Blake Lewis (American Idol)-27
Jon Lovitz-51
Rory Culkin-19

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BOX OFFICE
1.The Dark Knight
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3.Hancock
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5.Hellboy II: The Golden Army
6.WALL-E
7.Space Chimps
8.Wanted
9.Get Smart
10.Kung Fu Panda


BRANGELINA LEAVES HOSPITAL
Angelina Jolie and twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon left the French hospital where they were born with Brad Pitt in the early morning Saturday on their way home.


90210 RETURNS TO CW
Shannon Doherty, Jenny Garth and Tori Spelling are among those who have signed up to return to TV on the CW Sept. 2nd for a revival of 90210.


BRITNEY-K-FED AGREEMENT
Britney Spears and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, have reached a custody settlement. Federline will retain sole custody of the couple’s two sons, Preston, 2 1/2, and
Jayden, 1 1/2. Britney will pay $20,000/month in child support and gain additional visitation rights beyond the 2 visits per week now allowed.





CHUCK NORRIS VIDEO GAME
Chuck Norris' Bring on the Pain is a new video game coming to a mobile phone near you soon. The game has the star putting the hurt on dictators like Kim Jong-Il, Fidel Castro and even you, the player, should you be foolish enough to upload a photo of yourself for Norris to lay into.


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I'M NOT DOING THE LAUNDRY
Let's see whites, coloras, detergent, yep it's all in there....Wait, my laundry just moved. Mara Ranger was removing clothes from the washing machine at her Maine farmhouse Wednesday, the clothes moved. What was it! Not a teenager's well worn jeans, but an 8 foot reticulated python. Animal control figure it came in through the plumbing leading to the washing machine!




I WANT A DOUBLE MOCHA LATTE, NOW!
Lt. Major Garvin, a 15-year veteran, was fired July 8th from the Daytona Police Department. It seems the cop had demanded free coffee from Starbucks employees, threatening them with slow emergency response times if they didn't comply...Mr. Garvin failed a polygraph test he demanded and employees said he also cut in line in front of other paying customers.

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PITVERTISING!
That's the term for a new Right Guard marketing technique. They've hired "Pitvertisers" to head onto the streets wearing new shirts with digital TV screens built into the armpits of shirts. Presumably touting the benefits of their product.



HEY ARN'T YOU DENIRO?
Nah, it couldn't be. Police weren't fooled in a remote part of Romania by Robert Deniro. A Deniro imposter dressed up like the Hollywood star with a designer suit and sunglasses and flashed a fake ID when pulled over by police. "We knew that Robert de Niro would not be driving alone around a remote part of the country. We guessed he was an imposter." said a cop. He was part of a forgery gang providing fake ID's for people wanting to illegally emigrate.


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THE BIRDS REVISITED
The Rev Canon Graham Minors has a problem near his church in England. He's even been forced to wearing a hard hat while outside, because of seagull attacks. The seagulls are protecting a chick in the graveyard of St Petroc's in Bodmin, Cornwall. The birds are protected and the Reverend feels that it's just nature and they will eventuall relax once the chicks are grown.

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DANGEROUS FLOWERPOT
Fire investigators in Mendota Heights, MN. say a house was destoyed by fire after a flowerpot spontaneously burst into flames. Authorities in Mendota Heights say spontaneous combustion can happen in pots with the right mixture of soil, moisture and heat. The flowerpot had been on the deck in the high summertime temperatures.
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As many as 50 gallons of maple sap are needed to make a single gallon of maple sugar.

The original name of Pepsi-Cola was Brad's Drink.



Ninety-nine percent of all forms of life that have existed on Earth are now extinct.

A young lady named Ellen Church convinced Boeing Air Transport that her nursing skills and love of flying would qualify her to assist with the passengers and emergencies. She became the first known stewardess.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
64 Great Fire of Rome begins
1938 Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan arrives in Ireland-left NY for Calif
1966 Carl Sagan turns 1 billion seconds old
1969 Mary Jo Kopechne & Sen Kennedy plunge off Chappaquiddick bridge
1980 Billy Joel's Glass Houses album tops charts
1984 Walter F Mondale wins Democratic presidential nomination in SF
1986 Videotapes released showing Titanic's sunken remains


BIRTHDAYS
Nelson Mandela-90
Elizabeth McGovern-47
John Glenn -87
Vin Diesel-41
Dion DiMucci (Dion and the Belmonts)-69
Joe Torre -68
James Brolin-68
Steve Forbes -61
Ryan Cabrera-26

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The Dark KnightChristian Bale returns as the Caped Crusader to protect Gotham City from the mad criminal mastermind known as the Joker.
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Mamma Mia!On a musical quest to find her real father, a bride-to-be locates three men from her mother's past and invites them to her wedding.
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Space ChimpsTwo NASA chimps find themselves on a fantastic journey to save a strange, uncharted planet's inhabitants from a tyrannical leader.
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EMMY NOMINEES

COMEDY SERIES“
30 Rock” (NBC) “Curb Your Enthusiasm” (HBO) “Entourage” (HBO) “The Office” (NBC) “Two and a Half Men” (CBS)

DRAMA SERIES
“Boston Legal” (ABC) “Damages” (FX) “Dexter” (Showtime) “House” (Fox) “Lost” (ABC) “Mad Men” (AMC)


ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Alec Baldwin — “30 Rock” (NBC) Steve Carell — “The Office” (NBC) Lee Pace — “Pushing Daisies” (ABC) Charlie Sheen — “Two and a Half Men” (CBS) Tony Shalhoub — “Monk” (USA)

ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Gabriel Byrne — “In Treatment” (HBO)Bryan Cranston — “Breaking Bad” (AMC)Michael C. Hall — “Dexter” (Showtime)Jon Hamm — “Mad Men” (AMC)Hugh Laurie — “House” (Fox)James Spader — “Boston Legal” (ABC)

ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Christina Applegate — “Samantha Who?”(ABC) America Ferrera — “Ugly Betty” (ABC)Tina Fey — “30 Rock” (NBC) Julia Louis-Dreyfus — “New Adventures of Old Christine” (CBS) Mary-Louise Parker — “Weeds” (Showtime)

ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Glenn Close — “Damages” (FX)Sally Field — “Brothers & Sisters” (ABC)Mariska Hargitay — “Law and Order: SVU” (NBC)Holly Hunter — “Saving Grace” (TNT)Kyra Sedgwick — “The Closer” (TNT)

REALITY HOST
Tom Bergeron - "Dancing With the Stars"Heidi Klum - "Project Runway"Howie Mandel - "Deal or No Deal"Jeff Probst - "Survivor"Ryan Seacrest - "American Idol"

REALITY SHOW
"Antiques Roadshow" - (PBS)"Dirty Jobs" - (Discovery Channel)"Extreme Makeover Home Edition" - (ABC)"Intervention" - (A&E)"Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List" - (Bravo)

REALITY COMPETITION PROGRAM
"The Amazing Race" - (CBS)"American Idol" - (FOX)"Dancing With The Stars" - (ABC)"Project Runway" - (Bravo)"Top Chef" - (Bravo)


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I'M GOING ON A SPACESHIP
Mathilde Epron bought herself a Kit Kat bar. She threwe the wrapper in the trash, then 2 hours later she had a change of heart. She fished it our of the trash after thinking "it's only others who win". She won! The prize? A flight on a four-seater, fighter-sized aircraft built by Rocketplane, a company that builds aircraft intended to provide cheap flights into space. The flight attendant will be flying high at an altitude of 60 miles and with a five-minute experience of weightlessness.




ROCCO GETS HOME
Rocco the beagle went missing in the Spring of 2003. The beagle escaped under the fence of his home in Queens, NY. After a neighborhood campaign of posters Natalie and her family thought they'd never see Rocco again and hoped he'd found a good home. Now 5 years since and thanks to micro-chipping a pet rescue shelter in Atlanta, over 800 miles away has reunited the wayward beagle with the Villacis family. He was found wandering along a road....

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BEATING GAS PRICES OFF WITH A STICK
78 year old, Tore Blomqvist has converted his car to run on wood gas. The Swedish man has built a contraption that burns wood resulting in a combustible gas that is fed into the engine instead of gasoline. It's a technique the former auto mechanic learned in WWII. He says on a recent trip that it cost him just 17 bucks for four bags of firewood, instead of nearly $120 for gasoline.



6 FOOT TALL PENIS MUST APOLOGIZE
Calvin Morett showed up at his Saratoga Springs High School, NY. graduation dressed as a penis. Now a judge has sentenced the young man for disordely conduct, ordering him to write a letter of apology to the city. He must also pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service for his stunt.


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SLOW DOWN IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!
11-year-old Landon Wilburn is on a mission. The kid got tired of people speeding through his Louisville, KY. neighborhood, so he broke out his Hot Wheels Radar gun and flashlight with a built in siren. He's been "clocking" speeders in the neighborhood wearing his bike helmet and airming his toy radar gun at offenders. He might not have written any tickets but he did get the attention of city officials who say they'll install speed bumps if residents pick up half the cost.

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BIKE-SWIM-RUN
It sounds like a triahalon, but Jason Duncan of Somerville MA. was just trying to elude the cops when he jumped on his bike rode for a while , then dove into Boston harbor, then took off running after his swim. The 29-year-old man accused of stealing the bicycle on which he began his triathalon!



STAR WARS AUCTION
It's 18 inches by 14 inches and could pull in over $200,000!!! The TIE fighter model is the filming miniature of the craft which knocked Darth Vader's fighter out of the trench allowing Luke Skywalker to destroy the Death Star. There are are other items up for grabs for the hardcore fan; rubber shoes worn by actor Anthony Daniels as robot C-3PO. It's all part of a Hollywood props auction. Also included: Jack Nicholson's axe from The Shining expected to sell for $8,00 , the tablets held by Charlton Heston in 1956 classic The Ten Commandments for up to $50,00 and a monster used in Alien 3 for around $40,000. A pair of silver space suits worn by Dr Evil and Mini-Me in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me should go for around $30,000, about the same for a Spiderman mask worn by Tobey Maguire.

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TRAFFIC CONGESTION IN AUSTRIA
Austrians are used to the sight of a herd of cattle causing some slow downs on their roads, but camels? Motorists in Doebriach were forced to wait for hours as the animals which had escaped from a nearby circus were rounded up.

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DOGNAPPER BACK IN JAIL
Naohito Kobayashi has athing for dogs. He was just released from prison in Japan after serving time for snatching 20 dogs. He's back in prison just 2 days after his release for attempting to snatch the same Welsh Corgi whose theft led to Kobayashi's arrest three years ago. His excuse? "I was lonely, so I stole the same cute dog." The 12 year old Corgi is back home with it's owner.


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IN NY YELLOW GOES GREEN
NY's Yellow taxi fleet is going green with a conversion to hybrids occurring at about 300 cras a month. There are already more than 1,300 hybrid taxis in the city, and each one saves its drivers about $6,500 a year. NY Mayor, Michael Bloomberg has made an agreement with car makers to help make the switch over to the more fuel efficient vehicles. The NY Taxi and Limousine Commission voted to require all vehicles that join the taxi fleet to be hybrids by October 1. The only exception is for cabs specially equipped for the handicapped.

USELESS TRIVIA:
Australia's Great Barrier Reef stretches for 1,242 miles along the coast of Queensland. It is a chain of small islands and more than 2,500 reefs.

There are more than 15,000 miles of lighted neon tubing in the many signs on the Strip and downtown Las Vegas.


The Southern dish "Chitlins" is made up of pigs' small intestines.

Native Americans never actually ate turkey; killing such a timid bird was thought to indicate laziness.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1861 Congress authorizes paper money
1954 Construction begins on Disneyland. . .
1955 . . . Disneyland opens its doors in rural Orange County
1955 Arco, Idaho becomes 1st US city lit by nuclear power
1967 Monkees perform at Forest Hills NY, Jimi Hendrix is opening act
1968 Beatle's animated film "Yellow Submarine" premiers in London
1974 1st quadrophonic studio in UK is open by the Moody Blues
1978 Reggie Jackson refusal to bunt causes mgr Billy Martin to suspend him
1980 Ronald Reagan formally accepts Republican nomination for president
1990 Hussein's Revolutionary Day speech claims Kuwait stole oil from Iraq


BIRTHDAYS
Art Linkletter-96
Mark Burnett (TV producer)-48
Phyllis Diller-91
Donald Sutherland-73
Diahann Carroll-73
Camilla Parker-Bowles-61
Lucie Arnaz-57
David Hasselhoff-56
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ROLLING STONE IN REHAB
Ron Wood is back in rehab. He has a spokesperson, they told us.

KINKS MUSICAL
Ray Davies has contributed 20 songs and helped pen a new musical "Come Dancing" which hits the stage in London thsi Sept.

9 to 5 THE MUSICAL
Dolly Parton has written 20 new songs for the musical which opens in LA this fall then moves to Broadway in April 2009.

REO GETS KEYS TO CITY
Yesterday, Des Moines Mayor Frank Cownie gave the band the key to the city. REO Speedwagon has been very active in flood relief efforts.

ANDY DICK ARRESTED
Andy Dick was arrested for sexual battery yesterday in Murrieta, California, after he allegedly fondled the breasts of a 17-year-old girl.

KATIE HOLMES ON THE TUBE
Katie Holmes will guest star as a nonprofit attorney in one episode of ABC’s legal dramedy “Eli Stone” this fall.

OK! JESSICA ALBA BABY PICS
Jessica Alba and her daughter, Honor, appears on the latest issue of OK! magazine. $1.5 million was the price.
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A FINE EXAMPLE.....
Stephanie Martinez was working at a Dallas pizzaria when in walked an armed robber. While Stephanie was getting the cash for the robber a co-worker scuffled with the culprit, knocking off his wig, and sunglasses. Here's where it gets good. The robber was Stephanie's DAD!!! "I said, 'Don't hit him again! That's my dad!' And he said, 'What's he doing here?' and I said, 'I don't know!'" Then it gets better, the suspect, Benjamin Ramirez, 41, ran out of the pizzaria to a pick-up truck, where Ms Martinez's mother and HUSBAND all were waiting. Police say Stephanie was totally unaware of the plot.



DID HE WANT A BIG SCREEN
A Colorado Springs Circuit City had an intruder after hours the other night. Security cameras caught a black bear busting through a glass window of the store apparently after getting spooked by setting off a nearby restaurant alarm. The bear left the same way he came in and left without one high tech item in paw.


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BABE RUTH'S BASEBALL CAP
A baseball cap worn by New York Yankees legend Babe Ruth fetched $328,000 at a pre-All Star Game auction yesterday in New York. It's one of 3 known to be in existence and has Ruth's name embrodered insie the cap. An unknown phone bidder bought the relic.





LUCKY THE KOALA BEAR
Australians are calling him Ely "Lucky" Grill after a Koala was apparently hit by a woman driving on a rodaway. Somehow the Koala went through and got wedged into the grill of the car without the woman noticing it. She drove on and the lucky Koala was found with his bottom sticking out of the grill of her car after she pulled up at a railway station on the outskirts of the state capital Brisbane. The cute, cuddly bear is doing fine after his harrowing journey.

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NOW THIS IS LOVE!
Break out the Kleenex. Back in 1953, Mollie Howard found that someone had been reading the love letters her husband, Ted had been sending her, so she ripped them into thousands of small pieces . But rather than throw them away she stuffed the shreds in a pillow. Now at 82, Ted has painstakeinly re-assembled the bits and pieces of the letters. He said; "I still miss her terribly but having the memories helps me through. The letters brought back so many good times." . He's now written a book about it called "A Week At Stanton."

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A BAD FIRST DAY
Tim Pochron was on his first day on his new job with the Hobart, IND, police department. In fact just 29 minutes into the job when his patrol car was totalled by a drunk driver while parked at his home. He spent his first day filling out paperwork on the incident.




LIFE LIKE BABY
FRANTIC police smashed a window to rescue a seemingly unconscious baby from a locked vehicle in Queensland last week only to find it was an extremely lifelike doll.The embarrassing mistake, made in regional Gympie, is not an isolated incident and passionate creator of the "reborn" baby dolls Vynette Cernik knows just how easily they can be mistaken for the real thing.Ms Cernik said last week's case of mistaken identity mirrored a similar incident in the US when the window of a new Hummer was broken by police trying to rescue a "baby" that turned out to be a doll belonging to the owner's wife.Selling for up to $1000, the painstakingly hand-painted dolls were so lifelike with eyelashes, fingernails, milk spots and wispy hair that they were constantly fooling people, Ms Cernik said. A police officer involved said that warning cards on the dolls might be a good idea.

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WHISPER IN CHURCH
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''



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A former cafe singer and ice skater, Eva Gabor was the youngest of the glamorous Gabor sisters, and was the first to arrive in the United States from Hungary in the late 1930s.

In Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile, it has never rained.



Researchers don't know why, but people living in mountain states eat 30% more cookies than other people.

21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

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Q: By the time you're 40, odds are that you'll have gone through about 11 of these...what are they?

A: Jobs! Source: Men's Health Mag


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1439 Kissing is banned in England
1945 1st atomic bomb detonated, Trinity Site, Alamogordo, New Mexico
1951 Novel "Catcher in the Rye" by JD Salinger published
1976 Rock duo Loggins & Messina break-up after 6 years
1980 Ronald Reagan nominated for Pres by Republicans in Detroit
1990 Rick Dee's "Into the Night," premiers on ABC-TV


BIRTHDAYS
Jimmy Johnson (NFL Coach)-65
Will Ferrell-41
Ruben Blades -60
Stewart Copeland -56
Corey Feldman -37
Michael Flatley -50
Phoebe Cates-45
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CSI LOSES ONE
CSI is losing William Peterson who plays the lead of Gil Grissom on the show. He'll still act as Executive producer and do some guest appearances, but is leaving the show as a weeklycharacter.

LINDSEY LOHAN KEEPS JUDGE HAPPY
Lindsey Lohan jass had "proper attendance" and "no missed dates" regarding the various obligations she has been required to attend as part of her probation from 2007's twin-DUI's.

NO BABY PICS HERE
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have decided NOT to sell their baby pics to one of the tabloids as so many other celebs have, even though they have been offered some very lucrative deals.

FARM AID HEAD NORTHEAST
“Farm Aid” will be held, September 20th in New England for the first time. John Mellencamp, Neil Young and Dave Matthews will headline.

ELTON JOHN-BEN AND JERRYS
Elton John will finally play a show in Vermont for the first time and Ben and Jerry's is creating an ice cream flavor for him to celebrate. Ben and Jerry's has created a flavor called Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road. It's chocolate ice cream with peanut butter cookie dough, butter brickle and chunks of white chocolate. Profits go to the Elton John Aids Foundation.

REMEBER ACE YOUNG?
He was one of the American Idol Season 5 contestants. His first album is coming out after 16 months of work. He wrote 7 of the 11 cuts and also had some heavy weight help with a song contributed by songwriting legend, Diane Warren.


ELVIS COLLECTORS EDITION
August 5th, Sony BMG is celebrating the 40th anniversary of his infamous ``'68 Comeback Special,'' by releasing a deluxe 4 CD set``Elvis - The Complete '68 Comeback Special.'' The package includes the entire ``ELVIS'' TV special and 103 songs -- 20 have never been released before to the general public.

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MEN ON A MISSION CALENDAR CAUSES PROBLEMS
Chad Hardy thought he would publish a calendar of Mormen Men shirtless to counter stereotypes of Mormons. The calendar features pictures of 12 returned missionaries wearing trousers but not their usual white shirts. Mr. Hardy was excommunicated and the men in the calendar were disciplined. He said; "Bottom-line, they still felt the calendar is inappropriate and not the image that the church wants to have."



WILD CRAZY LOVEMAKING
A Taiwanese couple are lucky their lovemaking didn't get them in even worse condition than already happened. They parked next to a cliff and you guessed it, while in the throes of passion their combined "motion" rocked the car over the cliff and down a 150 foot embankment. Both suffered bruises andbroken bones. But, they were able to climb up the cliff covered in mud and summon help. It kind of ruins the mood!

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IS IT A LION IN COLORADO?
Authorities in the Colorado Springs, Colorado, area are investigating reports of a roaming African lion. One man even managed to snap some pictures of it. Experts aren't sure, because the photo is grainy and even the tracks left behind are inconclusive. The search has been called off, but you can bet people are keeping an eye out for an African lion, or maybe just a VERY large roaming dog!




NO MORE VIAGRA MUGS..
New guidelines issued by the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) prohibit drug makers from giving out pens, as well as other "non-educational" items such as mugs, to healthcare providers and their staffs. Does this mean we'll have a shortage of Zoloft pens?





KIDS, DON"T DO THIS AT HOME
An Australian baoy did what many kids do. He stuck his fingers in the drain of the bathtub feel the suction as the water ran out. It took rescuers 6 hours to get the rescue the curious kid from his bathroom hel. "It has virtually destroyed the bathroom -- we had to cut tiles off the wall to dismantle the bath." That according to one rescuer..


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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM WHEN....
An Australian man convicted of his seventh DUI was spending about $1000 a month on beer. That works out to about 2,500 small bottles a month. A Magistrate didn't jail Michael Leary, noting he had quit drinking since his latest arrest, but he banned Leary from buying or even holding a beer for 12 months.

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A BULL IN THE SWIMMING POOL!
Jamie Stewart and his family were about to enjoy their new pool and had just finished filling it with 10,000 gallons of water when a bull escaped a nearby field. While being chased by workers trying to corral the 1500 plus pound animal took an unexpected swim. The pool had to be drained, the bull darted and lifted out with a front loader. The Scottish man said; "I couldn't believe it. It's not every day you see a bull in your pool. The kids had been looking forward to trying out the new pool but they quickly saw the funny side."




MASS MOONING BROKEN UP!
The Mooning Amtrak event in the California town of Laguna Niguel was shut down for the first time in its 29-year history after complaints that people were showing more than their booty.. The annual mooning event originated with a 1979 dare promising drinks to anyone mooning a passing passenger train. Over 8,000 people were ready and some did bare their buns at this year's event.

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PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT---SENIOR STYLE
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That' s fine with me.

She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.

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USELESS TRIVIA:
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile first hit the road in 1936. The moving ad traveled the country until 1970 when the company put the brakes on the campaign. But in 1986, on its 50th anniversary, the Wienermobile was revved up again and was such a success, it is still rolling!

Singer Billy Joel once played the piano at the Executive Lounge in Los Angeles under the name of William Martin.

Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.



Frozen foods were created in the mid-1920s by Clarence Birdseye. While doing survey work for the U.S. government in Labrador in 1912, he observed the natives preserving their fish in ice, and expanded on the concept.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte captured
1869 Margarine is patented in Paris, for use by French Navy
1922 1st duck-billed platypus publicly exhibited in US, at NY zoo
1929 1st airport hotel opens-Oakland Ca
1933 Wiley Post began 1st solo flight around the world
1941 Florey & Heatley present freeze dried mold cultures (Pencillin)
1968 Soap opera "One Life To Live" premiers
1971 Pres Nixon announces he would visit People's Rep of China
1991 US troops leave northern Iraq


BIRTHDAYS
Ken Kercheval (Dallas)-73
Forest Whitaker -47
Alex Karras -73
Brigitte Nielsen-45
Jan-Michael Vincent -64
Jesse Ventura-57
Brian Austin Green -35
Willie Aames (Eight is Enough)-48
Kim Alexis -48
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THE WHO ON VH1
The Who were celebrated at the third ``VH1 Rock Honors'' in Los Angeles on Saturday. Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Pearl Jam and Tenacious D were among the acts who paid tribute to The Who. The show airs Thursday 7/17...



TAYLOR SWIFT SETS RECORD
Taylor Swift is now the first female ever to have five Top 10 country singles from her debut album. ``Should've Said No'' broke into Billboard's Top 10 this week. The song follows her four other hits, including ``Tim McGraw,'' ``Teardrops On My Guitar,'' ``Our Song'' and ``Picture To Burn.''



GEORGE MARTIN HONORED
The Recording Academy's Grammy Foundation paid tribute to George Martin on Saturday in Los Angeles. The Academy says he's the most successful record producer ever, with more than 50 chart-toppers and a billion units sold. Most of those with The Beatles.


MARIAH CAREY ON TEEN CHOICE AWARDS
Mariah Carey will perform her new single at the Teen Choice Awards. Carey will sing ``I'll Be Lovin' You Long Time'' during the show on August 4th. It's on FOX.


JAMES BROWN AUCTION GIVEN GO AHEAD
After a lengthy battle to prevent the sale of James Brown personal items, the Godfather Of SOul's life will be up for auction. Among the items for sale are a certificate declaring him an honorary citizen of Alabama, a belt that says ``Sex Machine'' on the buckle, 11 keys to various cities and his medical bracelet that identified him as diabetic and allergic to penicillin. Clothes, awards and musical instruments are also part of the auction.

PETER GABRIEL BABY
Peter Gabriel is a dad again. His wife, Meabh gave birth on July 5th to a boy they've named Luc. It's their 2nd son. He has grown daughter's from an earlier marriage.

SHERYL CROW-JOSH GROBAN TONIGHT
Sheryl Crow will sing the national anthem before tonight's Baseball All-Star game at Yankee Stadium. Groban will sing America The Beautiful during the 7th inning stretch.


COMEDY BREAK UP
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up. They had been together for 5 years.

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HE EATS, SLEEPS , WATCHES TV
Nick spends his evenings watching television in the living room. The 308 pound head butts the cushions out of the way and settles down on the sofa every evening. Nick is a sheep that has become one of David Palmer's family. The family rescued the sheep who was found, alone and quite a bit smaller at a nature preserve, but now he's full grown and settling in for what looks to be a long stay. They've tried to give him to farmers twice, but no luck yet.




MI6 IS LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD WOMEN
Britan's premier spy agency is on a recruiting drive to find women to fill out it's ranls. They women are beiing assured they won't be "honeypots" used to lure in enemy spies, but instead would be used for linguistic duties. They are expecially looking for those who speak Mandarin, Arabic, Persian and the Afghan languages.


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BULL'S 5 - RUNNERS ZIP!
For those keeping score at this years Pamplona, Spain bull run, the final day saw five people getting run over by the bulls during runs to the bullring from stables just outside the city's northern medieval walls, which takes place at 8 a.m. daily and are the highlight of festivities for the running of the bulls.



RUNNING OF THE ROLLER GIRLS
Hundreds of men, women and children, most in white with red scarves around their waists and red bandannas around their necks, gathered outside a French Quarter bar Saturday morning to be chased down Bourbon Street by members of New Orleans' roller derby league. 33 roller girls in horned helmets from teams with names like Confederacy of Punches and Crescent Wenches chased New Orleans particpants through the streets.


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LONG DISTANCE MARRIAGE
Safikul Islam works in Kuwait as a laborer and didn't have the money to return home for his marriage to his fiance, Irin Biswas. So, the couple exchanged vows and I do's via the phone while theentire village in Murshidabad, West Bengal, watched as the clerics put a mobile phone on speaker mode, enabling them to hear the wedding vows.

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CHOPPER CRASHES-BEE TO BLAME
A crop-dusting helicopter crashed after a bee got sucked into the cockpit and stung the pilot. The incident happened outside of Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin when the bee forced an unexpected hard landing. The chopper was only 4 foot off the ground when the tail rotor hit the ground. The pilot escaped with no injuries except the bee sting and a ``pretty banged up,'' chopper.




SACK RACE BANNED
Kids in John F Kennedy Primary school in Washington were going to have an Edwardian Day dressing in costume and enjoying old-fashioned games like running, hopping and throwing ping-pong balls into buckets. But 3 legged sack racing was considered to be too dangerous and has been banned. Laura Midgely, founder of the Campaign Against Political Correctness group, said: "It's health and safety rules gone mad. I think it's completely over the top.



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MISS USA-FALLS AGAIN
For the second year in a row, Miss USA fell during the evening gown competition at the Miss
Universe pageant. Miss USA Crystle Stewart, tripped on the train of her evening gown as she made her entrance. The same thing happened to 2007 Miss USA Rachel Smith. Miss Venezuela
Dayana Mendoza won the competition.

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The most common street name in the United States is Second Street. This is followed by Park Street and Third Street. Main Street doesn't even make the top ten.

The Bee Gees became so desperate to sell records that they gave members of their fan club money to go out and buy albums. There were only six people in the fan club at that time.



An American Animal Hospital Association survey revealed that 62 percent of dog owners sign letters or cards from themselves and their dogs.

Ellen DeGeneres was the first stand-up comedian Johnny Carson ever asked to sit on "The Tonight Show" guest couch during a first appearance.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1789 Bastille Day-citizens of Paris storm Bastille prison
1914 1st patent for liquid-fueled rocket design granted (Dr R Goddard)
1927 1st commercial airplane flight in Hawaii
1973 Phil Everly storms off stage declaring an end to the Everly Brothers
1976 Jimmy Carter wins Democratic pres nomination in NY
1989 The 16th James Bond movies "License to Kill" premiers


BIRTHDAYS
Harry Dean Stanton -82
Polly Bergen -78
Matthew Fox (Lost: Jack Shephard)-42
Rosey Grier -76
Vincent Pastore 62
Tommy Mattola-59

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BOX OFFICE

1.Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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5.Wanted
6.Get Smart
7.Meet Dave
8.Kung Fu Panda
9.Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
10.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


BRANGELINA TWINS BORN
Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in a hospital in Nice, France, with Brad Pitt by her
side. Jolie gave birth to son Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline on Saturday.

"W" ARRESTED
Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, along with members of a crew filming the Oliver Stone movie
“W,” about President George W. Bush, were arrested during a Louisiana bar fight Saturday morning. Theyw ere asked to leave the STray Cat bar and refused, that's when police were called. Brolin stars as Bush, while Wright has the part of Colin Powell.

LAURA BACK ON GENERAL HOSPITAL
Genie Francis is back on “General Hospital” and will reprise her role as Laura on the ABC daytime soap beginning August 26th.

RAQUEL WELCH TELL ALL
The actress has signed a deal to talk about her career, secret romances and failed marriages. The “Secrets of Timeless Appeal,” is scheduled for release next year. Loook for talk about Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Warren Beatty, Richard Burton and others.

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450 MILES IN A BOX
Janosch the cat had an unusual ride the other day. Gitti Rauch's cat climbed into a box she was packing and mailed the cat from her German homestown of Rottach-Egern in southern Germany to Dorsten in the north of the country. The cat jumped out of the box when it was opened by relatives.




A SITTING RECORD
Jim Purol took a seat at the Rose Bowl, and then a bunch more. 39,250 seats to be exact. The Anaheim man set a Guiness World Record on Wednesday for "Most Seats Sat in 48 Hours." He started Monday and is still going as we speak hoping to sit in all of the 92,542 seats by sometime this week.

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WHAT'S THAT IN THE POOL?
A shark was found in a swimming pool at one of Sydney's most popular beaches Friday, apparently swept into the baths by a freak wave. The 3 foot shark was captured and released and had gone unnoticed by the 6am early swimmers who came to take their laps in the pool.....



BOXING SENIORS
Rose Sanders, 98, regularly boxes with Violet Gyves, 95. The two senior home residents have gotten hooked on the WII virtual boxing game at the British seniors home they live in. They even went as far as to hold a raffle and bake sale to buy two of the systems and a selection of games.. "Rose and I love playing the boxing game - it's a great way to keep fit and it doesn't hurt to take out some aggression now and again."


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KIDS JOY RIDE
Three kids took a car on a joy ride in a trailer park in upstate NY. The 10 year old girl waa steering while sitting on the lap of the other 12 year old girl, while a boy was in the passengers seat.

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TEXT REMINDERS FOR MEN
A Greman website that translates to StandByYourMan is offering forgetful men a service that texts them to reminder, birthdays, anniversaries etc. When did you first meet your wife? When was the first kiss? Be sure, SHE knows all those things!" warns the website. The website even includes advice on what to give or not to give a woman as well as tips for buying lingerie.



A SIGN OF THE TIMES IN ATALANTA
Atlanta is replacing about 50 “Men Working” signs with “Workers Ahead” signs after a
woman complained. The gender friendly signs will cost the city $22 each to repaint the old signs and $144 for new ones.

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STEVEN WRIGHT QUOTES-PART TWO
16. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
17. I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
18. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
19. I was at this restaurant. the sign said "breakfast anytime." so I ordered french toast in the Renaissance.
20. I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
21. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
22. I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
23. I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
24. I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
25. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
26. I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
27. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
28. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
29. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
30. If you had a million shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
31. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
32. If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
33. Last week the candle factory burned down. everyone just stood around and sang happy birthday.
34. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
35. Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
36. What's another word for thesaurus?
37. When i die, i'm leaving my body to science fiction.
38. You can't have everything. where would you put it?

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Swanson executive Gerry Thomas came up with the idea of frozen dinners to get rid of 520,000 pounds of the company's excess turkey. In the early 1950s, Thomas sketched a drawing of a three-compartment aluminum tray, presented it to the Swansons his bosses and came up with the name "TV dinner." The first TV dinner meal consisted of turkey, corn bread dressing and gravy, buttered peas, and sweet potatoes. It sold for 98 cents.

The average 60-minute audio cassette tape has 562.5 feet of tape in it.



In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.

The G.I. Joe toy line got its name from the 1945 movie The Story of G.I. Joe, which retold the story of war correspondent Ernie Pyle's days on the front lines. It starred Burgess Meredith and Robert Mitchum.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1955 Congress authorizes all US currency to say "In God We Trust"
1969 David Bowie releases "Space Oddity"
1969 Rolling Stones release "Honky Tonk Woman"
1979 US Skylab enters atmosphere over Australia & disintegrates
1988 Mike Tyson hires Donald Trump as an advisor
1989 President Ronald Reagan sportscasts the All Star Game


BIRTHDAYS
Tab Hunter-77
Lisa Rinna -45
Giorgio Armani-74
Bonnie Pointer 58
Debbe Dunning (Home Improvement: Heidi)-42
Jeff Corwin -41
Leon Spinks (boxer)-55
Sela Ward -52
Lil' Kim-33
Richie Sambora -49
Suzanne Vega-49
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NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND



Hellboy II: The Golden Army: The world's roughest, toughest, reddest superhero is back in action to battle an unstoppable army of otherworldly creatures.
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MILEY CYRUS MOVIE ON TV
The ``Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert'' is coming to TV at the end of the month. It will air on cable's STARZ beginning July 26th.



HANSON BROTHER A DAD AGAIN
People.com says Isaac Hanson's wife gave birth to their second son, James Monroe Hanson, on July 1st. He weighed in at 8 pounds, 11 ounces, joining one-year-old brother Clark Everett Hanson.


JOHN LENNON LYRICS PULL IN THE BIG BUCKS
Christie's auction house has sold John Lennon's handwritten lyrics to "Give Peace a Chance" for $833,654. Lennon wrote the lyrics and recorded the song in the hotel room with about 50 guests, who included singer Petula Clark and beat poet Allen Ginsberg.


ETHAN HAWKE MARRIES
Ethan Hawke married his pregnant girlfriend, Ryan Shawhughes. The ceremony took place 3 weeks again according to People Magazine.

SHATNER'S TALKER
William Shatner will host "Shatners' Raw Nerve" on the Bio channel beginning Aug. 19th. Guest lined up include: Leonard Nimoy, Jon Voight, Judge Judy, Jimmy Kimmel, Kelsey Grammer, Valerie Bertinelli and Jenna Jameson.

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ANGER MANAGEMENT FOR SENIORS
Two 78 year old women got into an argument over money at a grocery stoe in England. Things went from bad to worse when the women started trading blows and then starting ramming each other with their "mobility-scooters." The two had to be pried apart by supermarket worksers and one of the women was arrested on assault charges. "Seeing these two old ladies going for each other like that was truly disturbing," said one worker.



OK NOW YOU'RE DIVORCED
John and Joan Kitteridge, have been married for 36 years. They've had their ups and downs like any couple, but things were going along just fine, until Joan opened a letter from the court saying their divorce had been finalized. John was in bed when the letter arrived. Both were surprised because neither had filed for divorce. It turns out it was a form letter and the divorce part of the template hadn't been altered for their case.

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FLUSH WITH CASH
Jailers in St. Louis were a little surprised to find $55,000 stuffed behind a toilet roll dispenser in the bathroom of the intake facility at the St. Louis County Justice Center last week. Inmates were question, but now one owned up to the bundle of money in $100 and $50 bills. It's now in a special account until they can find the owner of the cash.





ANOTHER LEFTY IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Regardless who wins the presidential contest this year, Obama or McCain, the US will have a lefty for president, again. The United States has had four left-handed presidents since 1974: Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton.


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MOST AGGRESSIVE DOGS?
Researchers polled dog owners about 30 different breeds and have determined that small dogs like Chihuahuas, Daschunds and Jack Russel Terriers are likelier to attack strangers and other dogs compared with pitbulls, rottweilers and other macho breeds. Brittany spaniels, greyhounds and whippets were the most docile.

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DE-TICKING THE PLANE
United Airlines said a flight from Denver to Des Moines was delayed for six hours after passengers found three ticks in the cabin of the plane. THREE TICKS, that's it and a plane was delayed. United had a replacement aircraft prepared to take the passengers to their destination.

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REALLY BAD GOLFER GETS HOLE IN ONE
Allan Errington, 43, lost 23 balls while playing a round of golf in an employee event in Aberdeen, England. But it's the one he didn't lose that won him a new car. He hit a perfect shot at the 9th hole and it bounced once before going in - earning himself a Volkswagen Golf.

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It is estimated that on average, there are 61,000 people airborne over the United States of America all the time.

The state of Texas is the only state in the nation that has been under six flags, which includes the flags of Spain, France, Mexico, the Lone Star Republic of Texas, the Confederate States of America, and the United States.



During World War II in May 1942, U.S. ice cream manufacturers were restricted by law to produce only 20 different flavors of ice cream.

Bamboo can grow by the height of a two-year-old child a day. That's 36 inches a day!
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1890 Wyoming becomes 44th state
1892 1st concrete-paved street built (Bellefountaine, Ohio)1933 1st police radio system operated, Eastchester Township, NY
1950 "Your Hit Parade" premiers on NBC (later CBS) TV
1965 Rolling Stones score their 1st #1, "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"
1990 Andrew Dice Clays cries on Arsenio Hall Show


BIRTHDAYS
Eunice Kennedy Shriver-87
Jonathan Gilbert (Little House)-40
Jake LaMotta -87
Jessica Simpson-28
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SHERYL CROW-JOSH GROBAN AT ALL STAR GAME
Tuesday, Sheryl Crow and Josh Groban will be playing at baseball's All-Star Game. Crow will perform the national anthem before the game, and Groban will sing ``God Bless America'' during the seventh inning stretch.



DAVID COOK FOR SKECHERS
American Idol David Cook landed an endorsement deal with Skechers shoes. Cook will be the face of Skechers through December 2009. He's the first male to endorse Skechers since Robert Downey Junior in 2002.


MCCONAUGHAY BABY PICS
Matthew McConaughay and his girlfirend Camilla Alves are selling their baby pics to OK! magazine for $3 million. The agreement includes baby's first Christmas and wedding phots, if and when that happens.


JAMIE LYNN BABY PICS
Jamie Lynn Spears and her daughter Maddie Briann are on the cover of OK! magazine.


PAMELA AND TOMMY LEE
10 years after splitting in their first marraige Pamela Anderson has confirmed she and ex-husband Tommy Lee are back together, saying they make a “great package.”

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FARTMAN MOVE OVER...
Howard Stern must be envious. Mr Methane, aka former train driver Paul Oldfield, will reveal his unique skills in a show called An Audience With Mr Methane. His skill? The ability to pass gass on cue. He'll perform with the help of visual aids numbers such as Strauss's Blue Danube waltz and even Kylie Minogue's I Should Be So Lucky. Audiences may also may join him in a moving rendition of Da Doo Ron Ron, "performed fore and aft". ps... He has been on Stern's show...





SHE WON'T SHUT UP
A German woman, Ingrid Schuettler, invited a friend over for some coffee and some conversation. The problem here is that her visitor, "wouldn't shut up." So after 30 hours of non-stop chit chat, Ingrid did what any friend would do, called the police. They eventually convinced the visitor to leave...

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PATOUIIIIIEEEEE!
Brian "Young Gun" Krause has claimed his seventh championship at the International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship. The annual Eu Claire, Mich. contest "pitted" the younger Krause against his Dad. Krause's winning spit on Saturday was 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches.
That's 6 1/2 inches better than his father, the second-place finisher and defending champion, 54-year-old Rick "Pellet Gun" Krause who spit 56 feet, 1 inch.



WE'VE GOT YOUR GOAT AND DOG
A woman was driving on U.S. 72 in Limestone County, Alabama. She saw a small goat and dog, playing in the road and stopped because she was worried they would get hit. It was at that point the goat jum[ped on top of her car and wouldn't get down. The woman called the sheriff who convinced the critter to get off the car and it promptly hopped into his cruiser along with the dog. The sheriff says, ``If anybody is missing a goat and dog, they need to let us know.''

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MELTING DOWN THE GOLD
Hong Kong entrepeneur Lam Sai-wing has an obession with gold. So much so, that he built a 6 ton Gold Palace. Now with the priced of gold soaring he's been melting it off piece by piece and cashing in on the boom. The Wall Street Journal reports the gold bathroom sink is history, as are the golden chandeliers. But, Mr. Lam says he'll never sell off his gold toilet.




I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DRY OUTSIDE...
Wei Wang of Montgomery County, Maryland, just wants to save energy and money by drying her clothes in a fresh breeze rather than in a dryer. But she’s been warned that she could face legal action if she doesn’t stop hanging out her clothes. The HOA in her neighborhood says it's a violation. Some states are considering laws that would guarantee homeowners the right to dry, but Maryland isn’t among them.

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FREE KISSES
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses." Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twicelast week.

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At the outbreak of World War I, the American air force consisted of only fifty men.


The full name for Britain; The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, is the 3rd longest country name in the world.

A passionate kiss uses up 6.4 calories per minute.



In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.



More than half a billion yo-yos have been sold in the United States since Donald F. Duncan introduced the toy in 1930.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1796 US State Dept issues 1st American passport
1870 Congress authorizes registration of trademarks
1889 Wall Street Journal begins publishing
1900 1st night baseball, league game (Zanesville at Grand Rapids)
1950 Gen Douglas MacArthur named commander-in-chief, UN forces in Korea
1988 Stevie Wonder announces he will run for mayor of Detroit in 1992


BIRTHDAYS
Jeffrey Tambor-64
Rob Burnett (Writer-producer)-46
Anjelica Huston 57
Joan Osborne-46
Kevin Bacon-50
Billy Crudup-40
Beck-38

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KEITH URBAN-NICOLE KIDMAN BABY
Keith Urbanand his wife, Nicole Kidman, have a baby girl. The baby's name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, and she weighed in at 6 pounds, 7 and a-half ounces.

THE KING AT WALMART
ELVIS: VIVA LAS VEGAS, the recent TV special, will be available exclusively at Walmart and Sam's Club beginning AUGUST, 12th for $10. The event is hosted by journalist ELIZABETH VARGAS and features rare video footage, interviews with those closest to the King.


THE OSBOURNES ARE BACK...ON FOX
Get ready for a variety show hosted by Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack Osbourne. The show includes, musical performances, comedy sketches, game show elements and audience participation. It starts with a Christmas special.


$70 MILLION SURVIVOR LAWSUIT
Mark Burnett, producer of Survivor is being sued by his former business partner, Conrad Riggs, who claims he is owed more than $70 million for his contributions to their joint efforts.


BRITNEY ON MADONNA TOUR
Britney Spears will be a part of Madonna's up coming Sweet and Sticky Tour, virtually. She's filming a segment that will be used during Madonnas performance on her sold out world wide tour.


MADONNA- A- ROD?
Madonna is denying that she is the other woman in Alex Rodriguez's divorce saga. His wife filed for divorce citing infidelity. Madonna is said to be divorcing Guy Ritchie though she denies that and any relationship with A-Rood beyond the fact that they share the same management company.

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LAWN CHAIR RIDE UPDATE
Kent Couch successfully landed his lawn chair suspended by helium balloons after a weekend float. Kent left Bend, Oregon traveling over 200 miles on his home contraption, finally landing in Cambridge, Idaho after using a BB gun to shoot out some of his balloons to allow him to descend on the town of 300. Most showed up to greet him. Couch's wife, Susan, called him crazy: "It's never been a dull moment since I married him."


AND THE BRIDE WORE.....WHOA!!
An Italian bride is suing a designer after her $4,000 wedding dress came apart on her big day, leaving her booty on display at the altar for all in attendance to see. Her lawyer Alberto Figone said: "This was supposed to be the biggest day of my client's life but it turned out to be the worst, her wedding was ruined. "She was left extremely embarrassed because the stitching of her dress came apart at the altar, slid down and revealed her bottom to the whole congregation." She's suing for $40,000 in damages. BTW the couple has since split.


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WE'RE REALLY HAPPY
Overall, the world is getting happier, according to the U.S. government-funded World Values Survey. The scientific survery has concluded that Denmark is the happiest country on the planet, while Zimbawe is the least happiest. The US came in 16th on the list. Puerto Rico and Colombia also rank highly, along with Northern Ireland, Iceland, Switzerland, Ireland, the Netherlands, Canada and Sweden. What; no Iraq or Iran?



THE MUSTARD BELT WINNER IS......
For 92 years the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest has flourished on Coney Island. It was tense this year when the legendary Japanese speed eater Takeru Kobayashi was challenged by Californian, Joey Chestnutt. They both killed 59 hot dogs in just 10 minutes forcing a sudden death run off. Chestnut claimed the victory in the tiebreaker eat off by downing 5 hot dogs the quickest. He now owns the Mustard Belt.


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LITTLE BLUE PILL OR WATERMELON?
You make the call. Scientists have discovered that watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra. Before you go running out to chow down some watermelos know that the result isn't "organ specific" and you would need to eat at least six slices to have the same effect as one Viagra.

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ANOTHER WEDDING CATASTROPHE!
The Rev David Cameron halted the marriage of Ashley and Vicky Thorpe after their son, Cameron, began repeating his father's name. He stunned the congregation by halting the service and announcing: "This is a legal ceremony and I cannot proceed with that going on. Will somebody please take him outside?" The kid's grandmother protested and the Reverend asked that she also be removed for "making a scene."





I'M JUST WALKING THE DOG...
Thomas Winspear was at his Aunts home, who waswas baby sitting when police showed up at her door in the middle of the night. They had a picture of little Thomas and asked if she had seen him. When she went to his room she found him missing. Little TWO YEAR OLD Thomas had taken his aunt's Jack Russell Terrier, Conan for a walk at 3 am where he was spotted by a passerby who called police. A helicopter was called and polce searched for the pair for hours before finally finding and returning them to his aunt and parents. Gemma Keenan vows to never babysit again.

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WIFE CARRYING CONTEST WINNER
Estonia reigned supreme once again in the wife carring contest over the weekend, as Alar Voogla sprinted home in just over one minute to win the Baltic country's 11th title, with Kirsti Viltrop clinging upside-down to his back. Forty-eight couples from 13 countries, including Kenya, Australia, Ireland and Canada, comepeted in the annual contest.



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In London, it is a 24-hour detainment if caught sticking gum under a seat on the upper deck of a bus.

In Australian slang, to be "spliced" means to be married.


Christopher Columbus had blond hair.

If you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albuquerque.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1846 US annexs California
1898 US annexes Hawaii
1967 Beatles' "All You Need is Love" is released
1968 Rock group "The Yardbirds" disband
1980 Az Judge Sandra Day O'Connor 1st female nominated to Supreme Court
1987 Lt Col Oliver North began public testimony at Iran-Contra hearing 1988 Soviet Union launches Phobos 1 to probe Martian moon (unsuccessful)

BIRTHDAYS
Pierre Cardin (Fashion designer)-86
Doc Severinsen-81
Vonda Shepard-45
Ringo Starr-68
Joe Spano (Navy NCIS:)-62
Shelley Duvall-59
Michelle Kwan (Figure Skater)-28
Jessica Hahn-49
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BOX OFFICE

1.Hancock
2.WALL-E
3.Wanted
4.Get Smart
5.Kung Fu Panda
6.The Incredible Hulk
7.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
8.Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
9.Sex and the City
10.You Don't Mess With the Zohan

THE MOVIE MAMA MIA
The film version of the musical ``Mamma Mia,'' which features ABBA songs, comes out next week. And don't look for an ABBA reunion. Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson the two guys from the group say there's nothing that will entice them to appear on stage again. They want people to remember them as they were: ``young, exuberant, full of energy and ambition.''


WESLEY SNIPES LEAVE S COUNTRY
A U.S. District judge in Florida has granted Wesley Snipes’ request to leave the country to work on two movies. That while he's appealing his tax convictions that could put him in jail for 3 years.

NAOMI WATTS PREGGERS
Naomi Watts is pregnant, according to Us Weekly. Actor Liev Schreiber is the father.

A SHERYL CROW CHRISTMAS
Sheryl Crow will release a Christmas album this September through Hallmark Gold Crown stores. It features holiday classics.
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OBAMA ACTION FIGURE
Herobuilder.com has just unveiled "Mailibu Obama." The action figure is a ripped, plastic version of Barack Obama inspired by his picture in People magazine where he’s topless and on a beach. The buff figure will give Ken a run for his money in the quest for Barbie's affections and can be used to intimidate John McCain supporters.



ATM SURPRISE
16 year old William Bowen stopped by his ATM to get some cash. He was surprised when he found some extra money in the account. $4 million! He immediateliy withdrew $600 and bought an I-Pod and some clothes. He was a short lived millionaire and momma ain't happy that the bank would allow her kid to go into debt for the $600.

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REAL WORLD DRIVERS EDUCATION
Gareth Purslow was out for his drivers license test with the examiner in the car when he ran into a Ford Puma, causing moinor damage. He thought that was the end of that driving test, but he continued on with the dent on the side of his instructor's car, and was surprised when he actually passed the test and got his license. Gareth said: "The examiner sorted everything out after the collision. I was so nervous my legs were shaking."



WEDNESDAY NOT MONDAY-DEPRESSING
Psychologists found that, on average, people's moods remain about the same on each day throughout the week. But Wednesdays were the low point as people were furthest away from the weekend and bogged down with work. Researchers found after asking workers that Mondays were not as depressing as they had feared and Fridays and Saturdays were not as exciting as predicted. Professor Charles Areni, who led the study, said: "Day-of-the-week stereotypes like Monday morning blues and Thank God It's Friday are largely illusions."


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WHAT'S IN A TOWN NAME?
Nowthen, Minnesota is officially a town. They voted in a city council and mayor and made the name change official from Burnsville Township to Nowthen. The town name came from a mistake in naming the post office in the 1800's when a community leader created a list of possible names for the post office and wrote, "Nowthen, one of these ought to do." It stuck, now it's official. Other town names I'd like to see, ThisNThat, Ain't All That.

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Johnny Carson delivered 4,531 opening monologues during his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show.

Internet access in the country of Burma (Myanmmar) is restricted by anti-modem laws. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term. Public typists work at typewriters charging about 14 cents per page. On a good day, a public typist earns about $3.50.



By age 65, the average person has spent nine years watching TV.


In 1996, Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for applesauce, which coincidentally is what his name means in Japanese.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1777 Vermont becomes 1st American colony to abolish slavery
1843 An alligator falls from the sky during a Charleston SC thunderstorm
1955 "Lawrence Welk Show" premiers on ABC
1956 Elvis Presley records "Hound Dog" & "Don't Be Cruel"
1969 Leslie West & Felix Pappalardi form the rock group Mountain
1976 Formal reunification of North & South Vietnam
1985 European Space Agency launches Giotto to Halley's Comet
1985 Proto launched to Halley's Comet


BIRTHDAYS

Imelda Marcos-79
Jimmy McNichol-47
Jose Canseco -44
Richard Petty -71
Larry David (Seinfeld Creator)-61
Michelle Branch-25
Ashley Tisdale (High School Musical)-23
Jerry Hall-52
Lindsay Lohan-22
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MADONNA'S CHILDHOOD HOME
Madonna's childhood home burned down and arson is suspected.


McCARTNEY-LENNON LOST FILM
The BBC has found and aired a long lost 9 minute interview with John Lennon and Paul McCartney discussing how they met. It was forgotten for 44 years in a garage in London until a film fan realized what it was.


CHRISTIE BRINKLEY DIVORCE
Christie Brinkley’s divorce from her fourth husband, Peter Cook, begins today on Long Island. The hearing will be public as they battle it out for custody of the kids and property. She accused him of having an affair with their 18 year old employee.


BRANGELINA TWINS NEAR
Angelina Jolie has checked in at a Santa Maria, France maternity clinic in preparation for giving birth to twins. Jolie has said her babies are due in August, but twins are often born early.


TAYLOR SWIFT'S FAVORITE BAND
Taylor Swift's favorite band is Deff Leppard, even though she wasn't even born when they hit it big. Now the two will come together for a new episode of ``CMT Crossroads,'' airing November 8th.

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YOU CALL THIS ART?
Martin Creed once created "art work" that involved lights turning off and on. He even won the prestigious Turner Art Award for that work. His latest "work?" Fifty sports club runners were signed up at $20 each an hour, to sprint through an art gallery. They have been instructed to run "as if their life depended on it". The piece was inspired by a trip to the catacombs of the Cappuccini monks in Palermo, Italy. Arriving just before closing time, Creed and his friends had only five minutes in which to cram in as much as possible.



NO CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING IN CA.
Car crazy and cell phone crazy Californias will have to go hands free on the roads next week. Drivers will be fined a total of $70 for driving while talking though hands free headsets are allowed. 18 and under drivers have a complete ban on cell phone talking. Some though are puzzled by a loophole that allows seemingly more dangerous text messaging.



MADAGASCAR THE MOVIE SEQUEL??
15 camels, two zebras, llamas and a potbellied pig got a few hours of freedom yesterday. They escaped from a Dutch circus in Amsterdam after a giraffe kicked a hole in their cage. They were all eventually rounded up. The giraffe is being questioned.


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BEING REALLY CAREFUL AT THE ATM
Hans Mauer, had a fear of identity theft at ATM machines. So much so that he never used them. When he finally did he inspected the cash machine for hidden cameras, fingerprint powder on the keyboard, and signs of tampering with the screen. He even slipped on a pair of surgical gloves, so as not to leave any finger prints. He spent so long checking the ATM that other users called police suspecting identity fraud. He was arrested!!

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COOL VERY EXPENSIVE BIKE
Tom Mault says he found a rare 1963 red Sting-Ray leaning in a corner at a Virginia Beach bike shop. It's one of the first made, with the distinctive ``banana seat.'' He snapped it up for $350. He's now been offered as much as $100,000 for the collectible. But the Virginia contractor says his Schwinn isn't for sale.




WRONG HOUSE DEMOLISHED
Pranskers moved signs from a lot next to Annie Wilson marked for potential expansion by a University Of Mississippi , Vice president Troy Stovall. So when contractors showed up they demolished Annie's house and all it's contents. The 713 sq. foot home was appraised at $10,000. The school offered Wilson $8,000. She wants $30,000. Stay tuned.

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GOTTA GO? CLOCK OUT!
A meat company in Britain is requiring employees to clock out of the company's time if they have to visit the facilities. The union Unite has criticized the meat processor for "essentially stopping staff pay when they visit the toilet." Brown Brothers have refused to change its policy, but the union is demanding that Tesco the UK's largest retailer ensures decent employment standards within its supply chain."

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A FAR OUT WEDDING
A Japanese firm on Tuesday began accepting reservations for couples who want to exchange their wedding vows in space. For $2.3 million customers the couple will spend several minutes in zero gravity during which they will exchange their vows with up to three guests present during the hour long flight. I don't know if they have any takers yet.
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USELESS TRIVIA:
The Ramones claimed they played so loudly at a 1977 concert in Marseilles, France, that their instruments used so much power they caused a blackout across the city.



The # symbols is often referred to as a "number sign" or "pound sign." Its actual name is an octothorpe.


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Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1776 1st vote on the Declaration of Independence
1863 Battle of Gettysburg, Pa; Lee's northward advance halted
1898 Teddy Roosevelt & his Rough Riders charge up San Juan Hill
1916 Eisenhower marries Mary `Mamie' Geneva Doud in Denver Colo 1931 Ice vending machines introduced in LA
1941 Bulova Watch Co. pays $9 for 1st ever network TV commercial
1943 1st withholding tax from paychecks
1956 Elvis Presley wearing a tuxedo appears on The Steve Allen Show
1963 Beatles record "She Loves You"
1963 US postal service institutes the (Zone Improvement Plan) zip code
1967 Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," goes #1 for 15 weeks
1972 Ms. magazine begins publishing
1997 China regains sovereignty of Hong Kong


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Jamie Farr (M*A*S*H)-74
Carl Lewis (Olympic track)-47
Wally Amos (Famous Amos Cookies)-72
Genevieve Bujold-66
Pamela Anderson-41
Debbie Harry -63
Missy Elliott-37
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AMERICAN IDOL TOUR
American Idols Live, kicks off tonight in Glendale, Arizona. The tour roles through Sept. 13th.

SPIDERMAN MOVIE AGAIN...
Another sequel is now planned for 2011....

ANISTON-MAYER GETTING MORE SERIOUS ?
Jennifer Aniston is reportedly planning a party to introduce new boyfriend John Mayer to her father this weekend.

BRITNEY'S KIDS HOME..FOR A WHILE
Britney Spears had her first overnight visit with her children since January last weekend.

AMY WINEHOUSE IN WAX
Amy Winehouse's wax likeness will be unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in London later this month.

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