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SPAM ME PLEASE!
Many consumers squeezed by rising gas and food prices are putting the canned meat in their shopping carts. Hormel reports its profits are up 14 percent in the most recent quarter.



GAS FOR ONLY $2 !
Sounds to good to be true. Well in a way it is. You can get $2 gas in some parts of NY, but that per 1/2 gallon. A closer look at the pump shows it's $2.05 for a "half gallon." New York State officials are allowing stations with older pumps to sell gas by the half-gallon. The older equipment can't display prices over four bucks a gallon.


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TAXI CAB GIVES THIEF A RIDE
What really makes this story unique is that the cab driver Mr Shen, of Huainan city, picked up the passenger at a bus stop at around 3am. He had an armload of appliances and other household goods. Mr SHen helped him in the cab with his things and noticed a fish without a tail and thought it was similar to one he had at home in the freezer. Sure enough the man had burgled Mr. Shen's home and was later arrested..

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HEDGEHOG TOSSING UPDATE
A New Zealand man charged with assault for throwing a hedgehog at a teen has been fined a total of $545, of which $389 were paid to his victim. He was convicted of common assault and offensive behavior following a hearing. A more serious charge of assault with a weapon — the hedgehog — was dropped.

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IS IT DARK OR LIGHT
A Swiss watchmaker has made a watch that doesn't tell time, but just if it's day or night. The pricision time pirece (sic) will set you back $300,000. Why? It's made from remnants of the Titanic.

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IT'S NOT A LUMBER YARD
Altoona, PA Poliice arrested a 23 year old man apparently caught red handed loading lumber that he'd loaded in his van from a picnic table, he'd recently dis-assembled at a state park. He had planned to build a shed with the wood.

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One species of shark is so competitive that the babies fight each other within the womb, until only one is left to be born alive.

There is a type of parrot in New Zealand that likes to eat the rubber strips that line car windows.

The fastest bird in the world is the peregrine falcon, which can fly faster than 200 miles per hour. The smallest bird in the world is the bee hummingbird. It is 2.24 inches long
and weighs less than a dime.





The creature with the largest brain in relation to its body is the ant.

Termites do more damage in the United States every year than all the fires, storms and earthquake combined. Australian termites have been known to build mounds 20 feet high and at least 100 feet wide.

A mosquito has 47 teeth. A female mosquito can produce 150 million young in one year.

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A: Green Eggs and Ham


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TODAY IN HISTORY
1498 Columbus departs with 6 ships for 3rd trip to America
1896 1st car accident occurs, Henry Wells hit a bicyclist (NYC)
1933 Patent on invisible glass installation
1964 Beatles' "Love Me Do" single goes #1
1968 Beatles begin work on their only double album "The Beatles"
1971 36 hospitalized during Grateful Dead concert; after drinking LSD apple juice
1975 Wings release "Venus & Mars" album
1987 West German Mathias Rust lands airplane on Red Square
1989 Margaret Ray pleads guilty to breaking into David Letterman's house
1992 Paul Simon weds Edie Brickell
1996 John Tesh's final day as host of "Entertainment Tonight"


BIRTHDAYS
Michael J. Pollard-69
Candy Lightner-62
Marie Fredriksson (Roxette)-50
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NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND:


Sex and the City: The continuing adventures of Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda as they navigate love, life and sex in Manhattan.
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The Strangers: Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are a couple terrorized by three masked psychos who invade their remote vacation home.
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BEVERLY HILLS COP RETURN
Eddie Murphy has signed on to do the 4th "Hill" sequel. Look for it in theaters in 2010.


COSBY SWEATER SALE
Bill Cosby's well known sweaters will be sold in an online auction to benefit a charity set up in memory of his last son. The sweaters were worn when he played Dr. Heathcliff Huxtale.


NAOMI CAMPBELL LUGGAE RAGE
The model has now been charged with assault on 2 Heathrow officers after the Apr. 3rd incident.


BILL MURRAY DIVORCE
Jennifer Murray has filed for divorce after 11 years of marriage.


HARVEY KORMAN DEAD
The comedian from the Carol Burnett show passed at 81. He won 4 Emmy's on the TV show and starred in Blazing Saddles.


DWAYNE JOHNSON DIVORCED
The Rock is single. He'll pay $22,000/month in child support.


ZAC HANSON BABY
Hanson member Zac is a father with his wife, Kate after she gave birth to John Ira Shepard Hanson.


CLAY AIKEN DADDY?
The American Idol is said to be expecting a child with Jaymes Foster. The 50 year old woman is producer on his album.


TONI BRAXTON SHOW CANCELLED
Her Flamingo, Las Vegas show has been on hold since she was hospitalized with chest pain in April. It has now been cancelled.


LEE ANN RIMES CANCELS
LeAnn Rimes has canceled two shows, due to an inflamed vocal chord
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CLEANING THE HOUSE-STRIPPING IT REALLY
A 50 year old Tampa man hired a naked maid on the Internet. For $1000 an hour she came in and cleaned his house but good, taking over $40,000 in jewelry when the man wasn't looking. Or is that watching? The worst part is the theft wasn't discovered until the man's WIFE returned from vacation. Under investigation.



HOGWARTS SCHOOL REPRODUCTION
Pat Acton, of Gladbrook, Iowa took more than two years to complete a matchstick model which features all the turrets, walkways and towers of the Hogwarts school seen in the Harry Potter films.


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POLITICS ROMAINIAN STYLE
"Vote for Radu Nicolau" is what residents in Bacau, Romania saw all over their town. The moving billboards were posters that Nicolau had put on stray dogs that were already running loose in the town. Animal rights activists were upset.

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THE HARD ROCK BEAR
The Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando is on the lookout for a skinny dipper. A security guard first discovered the interloper on a security camera and the search was on, but very carefully. The BLACK BEAR was seen taking a dip and then getting out of the pool and roaming the grounds.

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HEY WAIT FOR ME....
Michel Fournier was all set to try for a new free fall sky diving record. The plan was to jump from a Helium baloon from 130,000 feet. The only problem is that the $400,000 baloon took off with him. It happened after the balloon was inflated on the ground at the airport in Saskatchewan. The balloon drifted away into the sky without the capsule, which held Mr. Fournier.

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Simon & Garfunkel had the number-one song with “Mrs. Robinson” in 1968. Fans were stunned that the song didn’t get nominated for an Academy Award, but it wasn’t a snub. The duo forgot to fill in the submission forms!

Superman first appeared in 1938 in Action Comics No. 1. Today, fewer than 100 copies are known to exist, and one collector has offered $1 million for one in perfect condition!

A pink cocktail dress worn by Audrey Hepburn in the film Breakfast at Tiffany’s sold at auction for $192,000 in 2007—more than six times its estimate. The iconic dress was remade in miniature for a Barbie version in 1998!


The expression “second string,” meaning replacement or backup, comes from the Middle Ages. An archer always carried a second string in case the one on his bow broke.

The national anthem of Greece is 158 verses long.
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Q: The average person will see 11 of these a year...if they're lookin'! What are they?

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1849 Lincoln says "You can fool some of the people all of the time, & most of the people some of time, but you can't fool all of the people all of time"
1849 Patent for lifting vessels granted to Abraham Lincoln 1861
1900 Trademark "Escalator" registered by Otis Elevator Co
1919 Charles Strite patents pop-up toaster
1942 Bing Crosby records "White Christmas" greatest selling record to date
1949 Candid Camera, TV comedy Variety, moves to NBC
1960 Everly Brothers "Cathy's Clown" hits #1
1973 Columbia Records fires president Clive Davis for misappropriating $100,000 in funds, Davis will start Arista records
1982 "I Know What Boys Like" by The Waitresses hits #62
1987 "Twilight Zone" director John Landis found innocent in death of actor Vic Morrow
1987 Michael Jackson attempts to buy Elephant Man's remains


BIRTHDAYS
Fay Vincent Jr. (Ex-MLB commissioner)-70
Al Unser Sr. -69
Melissa Etheridge-47
Bob Simon (CBS News)-67
Anthony Geary (General Hospital: Luke)-61
Rebbie Jackson-58
Noel Gallagher (Oasis)-41
John Hinckley Jr.-53
LaToya Jackson-52
Annette Bening-50
Melanie Brown -33
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INDY'S GETTIN HITCHED
Harerison Ford and Calista Flockhart are planning on getting married this summer.


CAROLINE RHEA BABY NEWS
Caroline Rhea is expecting her first child with Costaki Economopoulos also a stand up comedian.


DAVID COOK SIGNED
The American Idol winner has signed with 19 Entertainment and RCA Records and will begin recording his album this summer, while part of the American Idols tour.


ALLY SHEEDY DIVORCE
Sheedy and her husband of 15 years David Lansbury are splitting.

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THE FLYING WHEEL OF CHEESE RACE
Copntestants in Gloucester, England chased a giant wheel of cheese down a sheer embankment in a bizarre sporting event over the weekend. The event attracted competitors and spectators from across the world, including from as far away as Australia, New Zealand and Japan. Chsing a cheese wheel is not without risks though. 19 were injured tumbling down the rain soaked hill catapulting head over heels across the finish line.



PITTSBURGH HOT DOG EATING CHAMP
Juliet Lee, 42, was the winner of Saturday’s Iron City hotdog-eating championship. Lee
weighs only 105 pounds and defeated daunting competitors like Steak-bellie and
Wing Kong. She downed 29 hotdogs in 10 minutes and now heads to Nathan's
Hot Dog eating contest in Coney Island, New York, July 4th.


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CAN'T YOU SMELL THAT?
A marijuana sniffer dog is so fired. An officer at Narita International Airport in Japan, had stuffed five ounces of marijuana into the side pocket of a randomly selected black suitcase coming off an overseas flight. The dog couldn't find the pot. The problem also revolves around the officer who planted it couldn't remember which bag it was in either.

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SHARK ATTACK! IN THE BEDROOM
Sam Hawthorne, was 'attacked' when he sleepwalked into a long-dead souvenir shark hanging on the wall. The 14 year old walked right into the teeth of the beast while sleeping. Sam, who escaped with just a small scar, added: "It was the most frightening experience of my life."

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SLOW DOWN THOSE CLIPPERS
A Hounas, Louisiana barber ran afoul of the law when he opened his barbershop on a Monday to give some kids graduation clips. Clyde Scott said he didn't even know the law existed. It prohibits barbershops from opening on Sundays and Mondays. "It's our job to prosecute criminals, not barbers," said the DA. He's ask the city council to pull the law and drop the charges.


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Golf was banned in England and Scotland in 1457 by King James II because he claimed it distracted people from the archery practice necessary for national defense.



At last check, the governor of Arkansas makes $60,000 a year. His salary is the lowest of all 50 states.


Ants stretch when they wake up. They also appear to yawn in a very human manner before taking up the tasks of the day.



On January 21, 1908, a law was passed in New York City making it illegal for women to smoke in public.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1796 James S McLean patents his piano
1919 The first pop-up toaster was invented
1930 Richard Drew invents masking tape
1931 1st full scale wind tunnel for testing airplanes, Langley Field VA
1955 Red Buttons Show, last airs on NBC-TV
1964 "From Russia With Love" premieres in US
1969 Walt Disney World construction begins
1994 Flintstones live action movie opens in theaters
1997 Marv Albert pleads innocent to charges of sexually assault
1997 Russian President Boris Yeltsin signs a historic treaty with NATO


BIRTHDAYS

Christopher Lee (Lord of the Rings: Saruman)-86
Peri Gilpin (Frasier: Roz)-47
Henry Kissinger-85
Lee Meriwether-73
Todd Bridges-43
Louis Gossett Jr.-72
Bruce Weitz (Hill Street Blues: Belker)-65
Paul Bettany -37
Andre 3000 (OutKast)-33
Jadakiss-33
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BOX OFFICE
1.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($311 million)
2.The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
3.Iron Man
4.What Happens in Vegas
5.Speed Racer
6.Made of Honor
7.Baby Mama
8.Forgetting Sarah Marshall
9.Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
10.The Visitor


DICK PLAYS DICK
Richard Dreyfus is going to play Dick Cheney in Oliver Stone's upcoming movie, "W."



DICK MARTIN DEAD
Dick Martin, half of the comedy team Rowan & Martin, and co-host of the sixties TV show "Laugh-In" died Sat. at age 86.



PAUL MCCARTNEY GETS A DEGREE
An honorary doctorate degree in music from Yale.

SYDNEY POLLACK DEAD
The Oscar winning director (Out of Africa, Tootsie, Michael Clayton) passed away at 73 over the weekend after a battle with cancer.

DAVID COOK NUMBER ONE ON I-TUNES
The American Idol winner has the top four downloads on ITUNES including "The Time Of My Life", the songwriting contestant winner.


PHIL SPECTOR RETRIAL
The record producer is charged with the murder of actress Lana Clarkson in 2003. His 1st trial ended in a hung jury he will be retried Sept. 29th.

TOMMY LEE THE CARTOON
He'll star as Jimmy Jaxx a rock start trying to mix stardom with a regular home life. It's about a rock star who tries to balance his rock star lifestyle with a normal home life, but he's distracted by his tattoos, which come to life and try to lead him astray.

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IS THIS DRINKING AND DRIVING?
Brewer Molson Coors is donating fuel made mostly out of beer waste for use at the Democratic convention in Denver. The beer-based ethanol-gasoline blend will power the official cars.



RESCUE DOG
Annie the Daschund can be pretty intimidating. She stood in the middle of the street barking ferociously and wouldn't let Police Officer John Brent pass. Soon he realized why. Little Annie's owner had fallen and hit her head and was in ned of medical attention, which she received and is recovering fine all thanks to our little hot dog hero!


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PIGS HELP POLICE
Actually a herd of wild boar's helped German police capture a man who led them on a high speed chase. When he couldn't shake the cops he bailed from the SUV and ran into the woods and directly into herd of angry wild boars. Before he knew it he was yelling for help from his pursuers to escape the angry porcines.

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NO NAKED FLYERS
A German company has decided to call off a flight for naturists in Germany. They'll refund the money to the 50 who had booked for a chance to fly au naturel in a throwback to the former communist East Germany's nostalgia for the naturism that was authorised and extremely popular under communist rule.

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There are more television sets in the United States than there are people in Japan.



The Beatles held the Top Five spots on the April 4th, 1964 Billboard singles chart. To date, they're the only band that has ever accomplished that.




The height of the 984-foot-tall Eiffel Tower varies, depending on the temperature, by as much as 6 inches.


The hare can travel up to 45 miles per hour, whereas the rabbit can achieve an average speed of just 35 miles per hour.



Artist Andy Warhol became famous for his painting of Campbell's Soup cans. Before that, he made his living painting shoes for advertisements.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1430 Joan of Arc captured by Burgundians at Compiegne, who sell her to the British
1785 Benjamin Franklin announces his invention of bifocals
1873 Post cards sold in San Fransisco for 1st time
1883 Baseball game between one-armed and one-legged players
1966 The Beatles release "Paperback Writer"
1969 The Who release the rock opera "Tommy"
1979 Rocker Tom Petty files chapter 11 bankruptcy
1989 3rd American Comedy Award: Paula Poundstone


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Drew Carey-50
Joan Collins-75
Charles Kimbrough (Murphy Brown: Jim Dial)-72
Jewel-34
Marvin Hagler (Boxer)-54

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Harrison Ford is thrust back in action as the famed archaeologist.

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WESLEY SNIPES FREE FOR A WHILE
Wesley Snipes will be allowed to remain free on bail as he appeals three federal tax convictions. A judge granted his request to remain free on bail while appealing his conviction.


HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE
Production has kicked off on Hannah Montana: The Movie, which will be filming in and around Nashville.



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DEER WRESTLING IN PA......
Randy Goepfert found himself face to face with a white tailed buck that crashed into Hol;iday Hairin Quakertown Plaza in PA. He immediately went into wrestling mode putting the 6 point buck in a headlock to keep it away from customers. Eventually the deer was trapped in a break room until animal control showed up.


THE DONKEY IS FREE: UPDATE
A Mexican donkey that found itself jailed for assault has been released. Mauro Gutierrez, paid a fine and hospital bill for the two men injured, when the donkey bit and kicked them. Mr. Guiterez has also agreed to pay lost wages for the two men.


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A FAST GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMA
Edith Pittenger of Muncie is 96 and a big Indy 500 fan. She's been going since 1965. The great-great grandma got to cash in her Christmas Indy Experience gift of a ride around the track with driver Arie Luyendyk Jr. hitting speeds of 180 mph. "I don't want them slowing down because I'm 96, I didn't know how fast we were going, but we were going," said Pittenger.

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BUY A CAR-GET A GUN!
Max Motors in Butler, Missouri is offering incentives if you buy a car. Gas or a gun. The dealership is offering $250 in free gas or a semi automatic hadgun with the purchase of a vehicle. Apparentyl most are opting for the firearm, which comes in the form of a certificate until they pass a background check.

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THE FLYING LAWN CHAIR
Last summer I had the story of Kent Couch in Oregon who took off in his lawn chair attached to some large helium balloons. He never completed his hourney across the state because of high winds and was forced to land, then the wind carried off his baloons, lawn chair and viddeo equipment that was set up to record the journey. A farmer has found the chair and video equipment and Mr. Couch is getting it all back and hopefully we'll all be able to view his odyssey.

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MOM LOOK WHAT I FOUND
Charlie Thompson, 11, Maddie Roth, 10, and Demetri Roth, 8, were doing some community work picking up trash along a Hudson, Wis. roadway when they came across a hand grenade along the side of the road. They took it home to show off the find. 911 was called and the grenade was found to be no danger, even though it still had the firing pin inserted. The kids plan to write a story about the experience.


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Game show host Bob Eubanks was a concert promoter before becoming the host of The Newlywed Game in 1966. In 1964, he brought the Beatles to the Hollywood Bowl, and he joined Los Angeles's KRLA station as a disc jockey. It was at the radio station that Chuck Barris signed him to be the smart aleck host of The Newlywed Game.

The odds against hitting the jackpot on a slot machine are 889 to 1.


The first macaroni factory in the United States was established in 1848. It was started by Antoine Zegera in Brooklyn, New York.



In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become a year older on New Year's Day.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1807 Townsend Speakman 1st sells fruit-flavored carbonated drinks (Philadelphia)
1868 Great Train Robbery; 7 men (Reno Brothers) make off with $98,000 in cash
1892 Dr Washington Sheffield invents toothpaste tube
1900 Associated Press organizes in NYC as non-profit news cooperative
1906 Wright Brothers patent an aeroplane
1933 Loch Ness Monster is 1st reportedly sighted by John Mackay
1956 "Bob Hope Show" last airs on NBC-TV
1965 "Super-cali-fragil-istic-expi-ali-docious" hits #66
1965 Beatles' "Ticket to Ride" single goes #1
1972 US President Nixon begins visit Moscow
1973 President Nixon confesses his role in Watergate cover-up
1980 Marlo Thomas & Phil Donahue marry
1995 Laverne & Shirley 20th anniversary reunionn special, televised
1996 Emmy 23rd Daytime Award presentation - Susan Lucci loses for 16th time


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Judith Crist (Film critic)-86
Johnny Gill-42
Michael Constantine (Big Fat Greek Wedding)-81
Richard Benjamin -70
Naomi Campbell-38
Bernard Shaw -68
Alison Eastwood-36
Bernie Taupin -58
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AMERICAN IDOL
David Cook was the winner of American Idol last night getting the most votes from viewers. He won by 12.5 million votes.




LOU PERLMAN SENTENCED
The man who brought us the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync receioved a 25 year sentence for money laudering and connspiracy.

STEVEN TYLER IN REHAB
The Aerosmith front man has checked into Las Encinas Hospital clinic for substance abuse.

WESLEY SNIPES TO PRISON
He must report to prison June 3rd to serve his 3 year term on a tax conviction. His attorney is trying to keep him out while the case is appealed.

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WHO ARE YOU-WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Yosuke is an African Gray Parrot who flew from his cage and got lost near Tokyo. He was resued from a nearby roof and taken to the police station where he kept quiet. Then he was transferred to a vet and opened up. "I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura," the bird told the veterinarian,. The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the vet's staff by singing songs.

SUPER GOAT?
A goat jumped opff a 50 foot high bridge in Hilton Head, South Carolina and prompted a major rescue effort that shut the roadway and saw firemen, animal rescure, sheriff offivers and a couple of boats. The goat was eventually pulled safely from the water and the mud and taken by ambulance on a stretcher where he received medical attention and is recovering from his jump.


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THIS BURGER IS GOLDEN!
The Wall Street Burger SHoppe in Manhatten is offering a $175 burger. It’s made of Kobe beef and comes with black truffles, foie gras and Gruyere cheese and is topped off with gold flakes.

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CAN'T I GET A CAB ?
Don't call 911 expecting to get a cab. Especially 15 times in a row. Kevin Waits of Waco, TX. eventually got his ride and it was free when he was taken into police custody for mis-using public services.

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DIVINE INTERVENTION
Grant Stubbs and Owen Wilson were flying in an ultra light over New Zealand when it ran out of gas. Crashing one of these you usually don't make it out, so Grant asked Owne what they should do. "I asked what we should do. He said: 'You just pray Grant.'" He did, they landed safely just over a hill and right next to a 20 foot tall sign sign that says: "Jesus is Lord -- The Bible".

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The term "honeymoon" is derived from the Babylonians who declared mead, a honey-flavored wine, the official wedding drink, stipulating that the bride's parents be required to keep the groom supplied with the drink for the month following the wedding.

According to the folks at Disney there were 6,469,952 spots painted on the dogs in the original 101 Dalmatians.

The safety pin was patented in 1849 by Walter Hunt. He sold the patent rights for $400.



John Quincy Adams was the only American president who was also a published poet.

The Himalayan scenes in the 1937 Lost Horizon, director Frank Capra later revealed, were shot with real snow and real ice inside a huge cold-storage warehouse.

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1804 Lewis & Clark Expedition begins
1819 1st bicycles (swift walkers) in US introduced in NYC
1861 Richmond VA is designated Confederate Capital
1921 Oldest radio station west of Mississippi River licensed in Greeley CO 1922
1932 1st transatlantic solo flight by a woman (Amelia Earhart) lands
1979 Elton John becomes 1st western rocker to perform live in the USSR
1980 "Empire Strikes Back" premeires
1983 "Bang The Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren hits #63
1997 Emmy 24th Daytime Award presentation - Susan Lucci loses for 17th time


BIRTHDAYS
Judge Reinhold-51
Richard Hatch (Battlestar Galactica: Tom)-63
Carol Potter (Beverly Hills, 90210: Cindy)-60
Lisa Edelstein (House, M.D.: Dr. Lisa Cuddy)-40
Al Franken-57
Fairuza Balk-34
Mr. T-56
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DANCING WITH THE STARS
Kristi Yamaguchi won this season's competition beating football player, Jason Taylor.

JESSICA ALBA IS MARRIED
She married Cash Warren who she met on Fantastic Four. They were wed Monday.

DYLAN MCDERMOTT DIVOCE
He has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years, Shiva Rose.


LINDSEY LOHAN SUED
Maria Markova is suing saying the star took her $12,000 mink coat from a nightclub. She says Lohan was sitting next to her that night and the next thing she knew she saw Lohan wearing the coat in a photo in OK! magazine. She got the coat back months later.

JANET JACKSON ON TOUR
She'll hit the road for her first concert tour in 7 years coming in September.

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YOU'RE BEING A REAL ASS...

Mexican police have a new culprit behind bars on assault and battery charges. They took a donlkey into custody after he kicked and bit two men near a ranch in Chiapas state. The donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills. This is where a bull was jailed for eating crops and a dog spent 12 days in the slammer after biting someone.




WE NEED A MILK SPILL PLEASE
Double stuffed Oreos everywhere and not a glass of milk in sight. A truck driver fell asleep at the wheel outside of Chicago and crashed his truck loaded with Oreos. The 14 tons of Oreos were spread all over the load and snarled traffic for hours.

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TRYING TO IMPRESS THE GIRL
Greek authorities arrested a man who posed as a police officer to try and impress his girlfirend. The man regularly visited his girlfriend's home in Athens wearing the police chief uniform to impress her. Her parents became suspicious that he wasn't really a Major-General and called police.

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PAYING FOR MUNCHIES
Wade CHurchward got the munchies. He went to the local convenience store and grabbed some M&M's and chips. It was then he noticed he forgot his cash. It was at that point he offered the clerk a little pot to pay for the munchies. He failed to notice the police cruiser in the parking lot and the police officer standing in line behind him. Arrested on possesion charges.


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WANNA STAY FOR DINNER?
A German family got a big surprise when a bull cam crashing through their back door then rampaged through their house. "The animal basically did a tour of the hall, the kitchen and the living room before leaving the building." The bull did aboout $15,000 in damage before it decided to go out the front door. It was part of a herd that escaped from a local farmer.



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Miley Cyrus is officially the richest kid in the world, poised to rake in a mind-blowing billion dollars by the time she is 16. Achy Breaky Heart singer Billy Ray’s little girl has sold 6.5 million albums and has beaten The Beatles and Elvis by having seven singles in the top 100 at once.



The Disney Magic cruise ship is almost as long as the Eiffel Tower is high.




Blackbird, chief of the Omaha Indians, was buried sitting on his favorite horse.



Sandra Bullock's role in the romantic comedy hit "While You Were Sleeping" (1995) was originally offered to Demi Moore, but Moore's salary demands were out of reach.




Until 1937, the refereee in basketball had to throw a jump ball after every basket.

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1861 North Carolina becomes 11th & last state to secede from Union
1862 Homestead Act provides cheap land for settlement of the West
1932 Amelia Earhart leaves Newfoundland 1st woman fly solo across Atlantic
1940 Igor Sikorsky unveils his helicopter invention
1970 The Beatles' "Let it Be" movie premieres
1993 274th & final "Cheers" on NBC
1995 CBS News fires co-anchor Connie Chung


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Cher-62
Ron Reagan Jr.-50
Busta Rhymes-36
Jane Wiedlin (Go-Gos)-50
Bronson Pinchot-49
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VIVA HOFF VEGAS
David Hasselhoff will perform his own rock opera in castles worldwide with an orchestra. It really is called Vivva Hoff Vegas.


KIEFER SUTHERLAND NOW SINGLE
9 years after they split and 4 years after he filed for divorce from Elizabeth Kelly WInn Sutherland the divorce is final.

GEORGE TAKEI GETTING MARRIED
Sulu from Star Trek will marry long time partner Brad ALtman in California this summer.


MADONNA SELLOUT
The Sticky and Sweet Tour has sold out NY, Paris, Boston and Chicago dates already.


AMERICAN IDOL
The final 2, David Archuleta and David Cook perform tonight. Tomorrow night Carrie Underwood will perform on the finale show.
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LIFEGUARD DOG FIRED......

Bilbo has lost his job! The 160 pound Newfoundland has been a fixture on the beach in England and is responsible for saving 3 lives. Bilbo would swim around struggling swimmers with a flotation device and paddle in with the swimmer when they grabbed it. But he's lost his gig. The Royal National Lifeboat Institution says: "He would fail the resuscitation test."
they continued "We can't employ a dog as a guard. They are banned from the beach."





LOT'S OF PIZZA
A Fort Pierce, Florida, pizzeria is claiming a new Guinness record for the longest line of pizzas. Big Apple Pizza and Pasta created a chain of pizza pies this weekend that reached just over 722 feet long. It was a fundraiser for a local firefighter and his family that recently lost their home in a fire. The previous record was 611 feet set in Italy in 2006.


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TAKE THAT ZAP....YOU TAKE THAT ZAP...
It started as a parking dispute and ended up in a taser fight. The Taser stand-off started when a security guard put a metal boot on a restaurant van immobilizing the vehicle. The restauranteur tried to cut off the boot, but couldn't then he and a security guard got into a confrontation eventually shocking each other with the trusty tasers.

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GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
Manhattan had a parade promoting the vegetarian lifestyle Sunday with a costumed bride and groom Penelo Pea Pod and Chris P. Carrot exchanging veggie vows and asking observers to "Give Peas a Chance" and "Go Vegetarian!" It was inspired by a similar parade in Paris.

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THE SHORTEST FRADUATION CEREMONY
Jeff Greenwood graduated from Opheim High School this year. The student body and senior class president is also the entire student body. The Montana graduate even had the Governor, Brian Schweiter deliver the commencement. In the undertatement of this story Greenwood said: "The student-to-teacher ratio is pretty good."

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DO YA THINK WE'RE BEING CHASED
Two masked men were spotted fleeing a business in Plantation, FL. and jumped into an SUV. It wasn't long they realized they were being chased. What clued them in was the big red fire truck! A group of firefighters witnessed the pair's apparent robbery and gave chase. While the truck couldn't keep up with the SUV, they were able to relay info to police who eventually captured the suspects after they wrecked.

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Before Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, people slept an average of 10 hours per night. Today the average American sleeps slightly less than seven hours per night on weekdays and 7.5 on weekends.

There are so many celebrities buried at Hollywood Memorial Park near Los Angeles that it is the only cemetery which provides visitors with maps marking the grave sites of the stars.

The only President of the United States who was a life-long bachelor was James Buchanan, the 15th man to hold the office (1857-1861)



The world’s first commercial radio broadcast was transmitted from Pittsburgh in 1919. It originated from the garage of Frank Conrad, an engineer at Westinghouse Electric. That led to the development of KDKA in Pittsburgh, the world’s first commercial radio station.

The world’s highest geyser is man-made. Located in St. Louis across from the famous Gateway Arch, the geyser used three pumps to shoot a stream of water 600 feet in the air. At that height, the geyser keeps 1,100 gallons of water airborne at a weight of 9,200 pounds.

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1848 México gives Texas to US, ending the war
1884 Ringling Brothers circus premieres
1885 1st mass production of shoes (Jan Matzeliger in Lynn MA)
1928 51 frogs enter 1st annual "Frog Jumping Jubilee"
1960 Alan Freed & eight other DJs accused of taking radio payola
1977 "Smokey & the Bandit" premieres
1979 "In The Navy" by Village People hits #3
1979 Guitarist Eric Clapton marries Patti Boyd
1989 Sue Ellen (Linda Gray) last appearance on Dallas
1992 Englishman Dave Gauder, 224 lbs, pulls 196 ton jumbo jet, 3 inches
1992 Vice President Dan Quayle sites Murphy Brown as a poor example of family values
1994 Final Episode of LA Law after 8 year run
1995 World's youngest doctor, Balamurali Ambati, 17, graduates Mount Sinai

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Jim Lehrer (PBS)-74
Grace Jones (Model)-56
David Hartman-73
Bill Laimbeer (NBA)-51
Nora Ephron (Author)-67
Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca)-64

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ELLEN GETTING MARRIED
Ellen DeGeneres announced that she and her partner, Portia de Rossi are going to get married, now that gay marriage is recognized in California.



KENNY CHESNEY ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR
For the 4th year in a row he took the ACM award. He also took the industry to task for turning the voting over to the fans instead of the academy making the decision. Saying that the method amounted to "complete disrespect" of the artists, saying the academy turned the award "into a sweepstakes to see who can push people's buttons the hardest on the Internet."


LONI ANDERSON MARRIED
She married folk singer Bob Flick over the weekend. Her 4th marriage.


A CAPITOL FOURTH
Washington DC's 4th of July will include Huey Lewis, Jerry Lee Lewis and Taylor Hicks performing on the National Mall in a convert broadcast on PBS.


CELEBRITY FASHION DESIGNERS...
Rhianna is the latest after releasing a line of totes last year, now she wants to design underwear.
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GAS FRENZY....
Cricket offered $10,000 of free gas to Las Vegas the other day, causing a traffic jam. And in true keeping with the spirit of the promotion at least one motorist ran out of gas while waiting to get free gas.



NO GAS FOR ME PLEASE
Brian Lafave says he won't buy gas for 30 days maybe longer. "The goal is to not use one drop of gas for 31 days," LaFave said, calling it his personal stand against the oil companies. He's cycling or walking everywhere these days.


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SHE SCREAMED STOP!
Neighbors in Kalispell, Montana called police worried after hearing a woman screaming stop. That's when they found out she and her husband were just playing a rousing game of Super Mario Cart.

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YOUR HONOR: THE TODDLER MUST PAY
Jacy White received a subpoena to appear in court on an upaid chiropractor bill. He didn't show. He's 1 year old. Neither of Jacy's parents was named in the lawsuit, which has been dismissed at the request of the plaintiff.

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COULDN'T THEY HAVE RENTED A TRUCK
2 Romanian grocvers have been charged with theft after they allegedly broke into a rival's wharehouse and stole and entrie shipment of grapes. They were caught because they hired 3 TAXIS to make off with the stash. Police saw the three taxis travelling in convoy and when they stopped them found sacks of grapes filling the trunk and interior of the three vehicles.

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ONE SLIPPERY INMATE
Austrian police say their 19 year old suspect is a "Snake Man". Why? Because he escaped from his Austrian jail cell by squeezing through a food hatch in the door. Maybe they need to feed him more through that cell hatch. He only weighed 100 pounds. They're also trying to figure out how he got through two further doors or possibly over the prison wall.

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The Chinese ideogram for “trouble” shows “two women living under one roof.”

Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.

Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Halley’s comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Halley’s comet came into view again.



The imperial throne of Japan has been occupied by the same family for the last 1,300 years.


Blackbird, chief of the Omaha Indians, was buried sitting on his favorite horse.


After Custer’s last stand, Sioux leader chief Sitting Bull, became an entertainer and toured the country with Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show
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1817 Mississippi River steamboat service begins
1866 Charles Elmer Hires invents root beer
1946 Musical "Annie Get Your Gun" starring Ethel Merman premieres in NYC
1965 Spaghetti-O's 1st sold
1975 Wings release "Listen to What the Man Said"
1981 "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes hits #1
1986 Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy) comes back from dead on Dallas
1998 124th Preakness: Kent Desormeaux on Real Quiet wins in 1:54.8


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Pierce Brosnan-55
Tracey Gold (Growing Pains: Carol)-39
Debra Winger-53
Mare Winningham-49
Gabriela Sabatini (Tennis player)-38
Tori Spelling-35
Janet Jackson-42
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NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince CaspianThe Pevensie siblings return to Narnia to help ward off an evil king and restore the rightful heir to the land's throne, Prince Caspian.
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GONG SHOW NEEDS YOU
The new Gong Show with Dave Attell airs beginning July 17th and is holding open auditions starting Mondayat Planet hollywood in Vegas. gongshowcasting@aol.com


KATE HUDSON-OWEN WILSON NO MORE
Despite engagement rumors, the newly rekindled romance is now supposedly over.


BEYONCE: DESPERATE HOUSWIFE
The Bootylicious singer may have secured a guest starring role on Desperate Housewives and may be up for a recurring role.


LENNY KRAVITZ DESIGNER
You can get into Lenny Kravit's jeans. The Levis will be available in July as a limited edition along with his Lone Revolution t-shirt.


ANOTHER MARIAH WEDDING
Mariah Carey told Ellen that she and Nick Cannon will hold a 2nd more public wedding on the 1st anniversary.


AMERICAN IDOL ON BRAODWAY
Taylor Hicks will join the Broadway cast of ``Grease'' on June 6th, playing Teen Angel in the revival of the musical.


SHANIA IS A FREE WOMAN
Shania Twain and her husband are splitting up after 14 years of marriage. Twain and producer ``Mutt'' Lange married in 1993


ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS
The show will air on CBS Sunday night with the royaly of Country Music represented.


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A STAR WARS WEDDING
Bramwell Brightey, 33, dressed up as Han Solo to wed Tamsyn Lofts, 29, dressed as Princess Leia. Also in attendance Chewbacca, stormtroopers and Obi Wan Kenobi. Instead of a traditional first dance at their reception, the couple instead opted for a light saber duel. They said: "We both like the Star Wars films but we're not fanatics or geeks. We figured that a lot of our friends liked the films as well and Star Wars is massive everywhere all around the world."




SUPER GIRL...SCOUT
Jennifer Sharpe from Dearborn, Michigan is the ultimate Girl Scout Cookie seller, moving over 17,000 boxes of thin mints, do-si-do's, samoa, tag alongs, all abouts and trefoils. National Girl Scout officials say there is no cookie sale record on the books, but Jennifer's effort is amazing. Jennifer's Troop 813 will use their portion of the cookie sale money for a trip to Europe.

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YOUR GOVERNMENT @ WORK
The City of Brighton, Mich. wanted their property tax money from Dr. Phil Kanzanji so they sent him a bill for the balance...... 51 cents.... It cost them more than $5 to send the certified letter. Kazanji was short 48 cents on his payment. Plus, the city penalized him three cents.

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THE LANGUAGE FINE!
NY cabbie's are known for their salty language, but they'd better watch it from now on. Driver Malik Rizwan honked at fellow cabbie Zbigniew Sobczak after Sobszak cut him off, prompting Sobszak to jump out of his cab and use a vulgarity repeatedly. Sobszak called police claiming assault. A judge lwered the charge to verbal harrasment and imposed a $350 fine, but it didn't stop there. The NY taxi commissioner got involved and upped the fine to $1000!

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THE BUN BRA...
Karin Hart came up with abuttock-clenching idea after noticing her own bottom wasn't as pert as it used to be. Now she's patented the "Butt bra" and is selling them for about $30. She even has male versions to boost a sagging bum. The Mankini and the Throng. Featuring straps worn around the waist and under the buttocks, the garment claims to instantly shape and add tone to the behind without surgery.



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ROCKET MAN TAKES FLIGHT
Former fighter pilot Yves Rossy flew for five minutes at an altitude of around 8,200ft yesterday with a pair of jet powered wings strapped to his back. It's been in the works for 4 years. He jumped from a plane and then flew eventually parachuting to earth safely. He's planning on flying over the English Channel soon.

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STOP THE WEDDING
A jilted Russian lover was so deternmined to stop his ex from marrying someone else that he led police on a 20 mile chase. Vladimir Kirov, 24, forced the driver and passengers out of the public bus in Vologda and sped off to a church on the other side of the city. But police alerted by passengers to what had happened set off in pursuit and chased him across the city, stopping him just yards away from the wedding ceremony. He was arrested and charged with armed robbery and endangering the public.

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Before 1880, there was no such thing as separate shoes for left and right feet.

Most car horns in America beep in the key of F.

People who have been to a botox clinic for injections find their migraines have mysteriously
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Charles Dickens was prone to fainting fits. He gave dramatic readings of his books and
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Charles Lindbergh took just four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1672 1st copyright law enacted by Massachusetts
1930 Ellen Church becomes 1st airline stewardess, United (San Fransisco to Cheyenne)
1940 Nylon stockings go on sale for 1st time (US)
1968 Paul McCartney & John Lennon appear on Johnny Carson Show to promote Apple records, Joe Garagiola is the substitute host
1981 "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" airs
1981 George Harrison releases "All Those Years Ago"
1981 SCTV Network 90, sequel to Second City Television debut on NBC
1988 2nd American Comedy Award: Robin Williams & Tracey Ullman
1988 Moscow begins withdrawing its 115,000 troops in Afghánistán
1997 ABC News & Starwave Corp launch ABCNEWS.com

BIRTHDAYS
Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No)-90
Wavy Gravy (Peace activist)-72
David Charvet (Melrose Place)-36
Madeleine Albright-71
Ahmet Zappa-34
Lainie Kazan -68
Chazz Palminteri-56
Amy Chow (Olympic gymnast)-30
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AMERICAN IDOL
Syesha Mercado was voted off "American Idol" Wednesday night, paving the way for the expected showdown between David Archuleta and David Cook.


KID ROCK'S A GIVER
Kid Rock donated $10,000 to a Florida Boy Scout troop after all of their camping gear and trailer was stolen.


HALLE BERRY ENGAGED
Halle Berry has gotten engaged to the father of the baby she had a month ago, model boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry.


SHANNON ELIZABETH'S TROPHY
She didn't win Dancing with The Stars but did take something home, her dance partner, Derek Hough, they're now living together.


TEN COMMANDMENTS AUTION
A pair of tablets used in The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston will be auctioned and are expected to bring as much as $60,000.


GUITAR HERO 4 EXPANDS
Van Halen, the Eagles, Linkin Park and Sublime have been confirmed for the next version of the game. Drums, bass, vocals and guitar will be able to be played separately in the new game. Users will also be able to add their vocals to some of the songs and then upload them for others to download.
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FINALLY! The answers: Why the chicken crossed the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deservesto cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

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SOUP STIRRING FOR $2 MIILLION....
A group of British scientists have won a European Commission sponsored prize of $2 Million for creating a robot that could safely stir soup! The Co-operative Human Robot Interaction Systems (CHRIS) project, based at the Bristol Robotics Lab (BRL), "will specifically look at the problems of a human and a robot working together in the same space, for example in a kitchen where the service robot is performing a task such as stirring soup, while you add cream."



TOILET SEAT SUIT
Gokhan Mutlu of NY wants JetBlue to pay $2 Million after a pilot made him sit on a toilet seat during the 2nd half of a flight from NY to California. Mutlu was on a buddy pass, given to friends of employees and was initially given the last seat on the plane, the jump seat reserved for flight attendants. He was then told that he wasn't allowed in that seat since he wasn't an employee and told by the pilot that he would have to ride out the flight on the toilet seat.


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WHO'S GOT THE KID
A Filipino family was excited to be immigrating to Canada. So much so, that they forgot their 18 month child on a connecting flight. The group was headed for Winnipeg, Manitoba, and the boy’s parents and grandparents were seated separately on the plane. An Air Canada spokeswoman said each pair thought the other had the toddler.
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COULD YOU HOLD MY STASH
A Cleveland man was arrested after pulling marijuana from his pocket at a security checkpoint at a courthouse. The man was visiting the Bradley County Justice Center on Monday when he was asked to empty his pockets into a plastic bowl, a standard procedure. Officials said the items he placed in the bowl included marijuana and rolling papers. He ran was chased and apprehended.

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DAD GETS BOOKED BECAUSE OF NO BOOKS
Brian Gegner, of Fairfield, Ohio, was sentenced to 180 days in jail for contributing to the unruliness or delinquency of a minor. Why? He had been ordered to make sure his 18 year old daughter got her GED. Brittany didn't take the test so the judge ordered dad to the slammer.
Brittany said Monday that she plans to take the test this month and said her father
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VELCRO'S 50TH ANNIVERSARY
Yesterday, current and former employees of Velcro USA lined the streets of Manchester, New Hampshire, for a celebration. For more than mile, people ripped apart strips of the fastener to celebrate the 50TH anniversary of the clingy stuff. It's Swiss inventor came up with it after noting that burrs stuck to the coat of his dog.


GETTING TO SCHOOL WITH HORSE POWER
High school senior Bradley Walker is coping with the high price of gas by riding his horse Pumpkin to school in Rockwood, Tennessee. He figures he saves about 25 bucks a week thanks to Pumpkin. Pumpkin has a makeshift stall at the school while Bradley is in class.

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Ice cream cones were first served at the 1904 World’s Fair in St. Louis.

Right-handed people tend to scratch with their left hand, and vice versa.

Every year there are more births in India than there are people in Australia.



Men can read smaller print than women but women can hear better.

In one day an average person willtake about 18,000 steps.

The ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait tables.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1796 1st smallpox inoculation administered, by Edward Jenner
1853 Gail Borden patents his process for condensed milk
1973 Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, last airs on NBC-TV
1973 Skylab launched, the 1st Space Station
1983 "She Blinded Me with Science" by Thomas Dolby hits #5
1989 "Moonlighting", TV Crime Drama, last airs on ABC
1989 Demonstration for democratic reforms in Beijing's Tiananmen square
1989 Final TV episode of "Family Ties" airs
1998 Last episode of Seinfeld on NBC (commercials are $2 million for 30 seconds)


BIRTHDAYS

George Lucas (Movie producer)-64
Robert Zemeckis (Director)-56
David Byrne -56
Cate Blanchett-39
Tim Roth-47
Sofia Coppola (Director)-37
Fabrice Morvan (Milli Vanilli)-42
Henry Garza (Los Lonely Boys)-30
Amber Tamblyn (Joan of Arcadia: Joan)-25
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JAMES GARNER IN SICK BAY
James Garner, who was hospitalized late last week after suffering a minor stroke, is doing well and should be going home shortly.


ASHLEE SIMPSON MARRIAGE?
US Weekly says that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will get married this Saturday.


BRITNEY SPEARS FENDER BENDER
This is her 2nd accident since Apr. 12th. Meanwhile, Britney Spears could be back again to play Abby on “How I Met Your Mother.” Tuesday night’s episode was written
specifically with the door open so Spears could return next season.


DREW BARRYMORE FENDER BENDER
The actress was rear-ended in LA. Then the driver took off. Barrymore wasn't about to let a hit and run driver get off and took off in chase. She didn't catch up to the vehicle but did get a license plate number.


CARRIE UNDERWOOD EXPENSIVE CONCERT
Officials at East Tennessee State University have frozen the school’s concert account after overspending on a Carrie Underwood show in March by more than $200,000. The total cost on the FREE concert was over $500,000.

AMERICAN IDOL
Tonight the show will narrow down the final two.






DANCING WITH THE STARS
Tony Award winner Marissa Jaret Winokur was eliminated from “Dancing With The Stars” last night.

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MEN IN HEELS.....
More than of 30 guys in heels walked through an outdoor mall in Plainfield, Indiana, to raise money for charity over the weekend. Walk a mile in her shoes was an event for a women's abuse shelter.





GETTTING STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM
Chinese emergency crews found themselves in a sticky situation when a truck loaded with glue crashed into a bus and spilled it's entire load of construction glue on the roadway. Firefighters tried to use water guns to dilute the glue but without success. And the glue was so sticky that their spades and brooms were soon stuck to the ground. Things went from bad to worse when some of the growing crowd of onlookers slipped into the pool of glue and also got stuck. The eventual solution was a special chemical that helped dissolve the mess.


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BUCKLE UP!
Here's the latest of someone putting a seatbelt on their beer but not the kid. An Australian driver has been fined for putting a seatbelt around a carton of beer instead of a five-year-old passenger. When the car of 4 adults and one kid was pulled over they found the beer strapped in and the child in the center hump of the car, unrestrained. $700 fine.


COW ONE! CAR ZERO!
A Switzerland driver is lucky to be alive after colliding with a cow on a back road. It totalled Feliz Reimann's car. Even more amazing is that Bessie also survived the head on collision and lived to moo about it. The cow rolled on the hood and landed on her feet after the mishap. He said: "I couldn't believe it when I saw it just standing there and looking at me afterwards. I thought it should have been dead. Instead it just mooed at me."

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THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANMA'S BINGO
A group of elderly at Melbourne's Catholic Homes Corpus Christi, most of whom are retired priests and nuns, have spent the past nine months studying swordplay and are learning to fence! About 16 residents 80 and over have been drawing their swords and putting on their best Zorr face.

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M&M ASSAULT
Sean McGuire says he was standing up for his friend who was being questioned about a hit and run. His solution? Throw M & M's at the investigating officers. Now thecollege student is facing charges -- for allegedly assaulting a police officer with M-and-M's. He was released on $1000 bond.

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ANOTHER DRUNKEN MOWER
The reports just keep coming in. This time authorities in western New York charged a tuxedo-wearing Merwin Pierce with DUI when he took a riding mower for a late-night spin at 1 in the morning.

STATIONARY BIKE MARATHON: UPDATE
George Hood did it. He spent about 177 hours over eight days riding a spinning bike at a suburban Chicago YMCA. That's the equivalent of more than 2,000 miles. He never slept for more than 12 minutes at a time and burned more than 46,000 calories in the process. It was a fund raiser for the Y. No Guiness record confirmed yet...

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Lee Harvey Oswald’s cadaver tag sold at auction for $6,000 in 1992.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.



In the Andes, time is often measured by how long it takes to smoke a cigarette.

The model ape used in the 1933 film King Kong was 18 inches tall.

Louis XIV took just three baths in his lifetime (and he had to be coerced into taking those).

George I, King of England from 1714 to 1727, was German and couldn’t speak a word of English

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1917 1st appearance of Mary to 3 shepherd children in Fatima, Portugal
1959 Kraft Music Hall with Milton Berle, last airs on NBC-TV
1970 Beatles movie "Let it Be" premieres
1971 Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane seriously injured in a car accident
1981 Pope John Paul II shot, wounded by assailant in St Peter's Square
1992 Final episode of "Night Court" airs on NBC-TV
1996 OJ Simpson appears on British TV discussing his not guilty verdict


BIRTHDAYS
Bea Arthur -86
Julianne Phillips-48
Harvey Keitel-69
Dennis Rodman-47
Darius Rucker (Hootie & The Blowfish)-42
Stevie Wonder-58
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AMERICAN IDOL
The final 3 perform tonight. The song the final three on ``American Idol'' have all had to tackle in the past week is the national anthem. David Archuleta, David Cook and Syesha Mercado went on hometown visits Friday. They all had to sing the anthem at a sporting event. Meanwhile Daid Archulet's Dad, Jeff has been banned from backstage since causing problems. A source says Jeff Archuleta has caused concern for some time because of backstage involvement, but the thing that pushed producers over the edge was a lyric change. Despite a warning, Jeff Archuleta had insisted on altering the lyrics to ``Stand By Me,'' which David sang last week, by adding a verse from the Sean Kingston song ``Beautiful Girls.'' That meant ``Idol'' had to pay additional fees for the extra song.


JOHN MICHAEL MONTGOMERY REHAB
John Michael Montgomery has checked into rehab. A statement on his Web site says he voluntarily checked himself into treatment for substance abuse due to severe anxiety attacks and sleep disorder. Montgomery has canceled all concert dates and personal appearances for the next 30 days.

COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS-SUNDAY - CBS
Here's some of the performers at the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas. Toby Keith, Kellie Pickler and LeAnn Rimes will perform. Also, Kenny Chesney and George Strait will perform their duet ``Shiftwork.''


SEX AND THE CITY PREMIER
The movie made it's debut in London yesterday.

MCCARTNEY DIVORCE "ALMOST" FINAL
A judge in London has granted a preliminary divorce to McCartney and Heather Mills. If no one objects, it will be final in six weeks

CARRIE UNDERWOOD WELCOMED TO GRAND OLE OPRY
Carrie Underwood is the newest member of the Grand Ole Opry, welcomed by Garth Brooks over the weekend.

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THE PROVERBIAL POKE IN THE EYE....
Jason Cull was swimming off Middleton Beach, Western Australia, when a Great WHite shark grabbed him by the leg and started pulling him under. He saved himself from being pulled under by poking it in the eye. The shark then let him go and he made his way back to shore. He underwent surgery and will recover.



SQUARE BOB SPONGEPANTS GRAFFITTI
The U.S. Forest Service is looking for the "SpongeBob fanatics" who painted the cartoon character on the chimney of a historic building. The painting was 10 foot tall and took some time to create on the remote cabin.


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WALLET RETURNED AFTER 35 YEARS
Sandy Baumberger was a student at Southern Illinois University when her wallet was stolen back in 1973. She's getting it back after Eric Wherly, a dental student who was not born when Baumberger’s wallet was stolen found it in a bathroom stall. Sandy says she looks forward to showing her kids what she looked like back then. She was tracked down with help from a friend of WHerl's in the FBI.

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LATE PAYMENT ON PARKING TICKET
An anonymous woman in Calumet, Michigan paid off her parking ticket, 22 years after the fact. Police received a $20 bill and a note about the $1 ticket from Sept. 1st, 1976. The note read: "I always had good intentions of paying it. I put it aside and every once in a while I would come across it and said 'someday I'm going to pay it.' Now I think it's time."

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STUPID ACTS DEMAND DRASTIC ACTIONS
Ian Taylor returned to his Bloucester, England home to find "the boot" attached to his rear wheel by traffic cops. It seems they saw his rear bumper protruding onto the roadway. So Mr. Taylor did what anyone would do, he grabbed his disc cutter to hack his Ford Fiesta in half when the traffic officers came back to tow away the car. He offered to give them the rear of the vehicle since it was the only part of the car violating the law. Five police cars containing ten officers raced to the scene, along with a six-man fire crew. Autjhorities relented and gave Mr. Taylor his car back.

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1,840 NAKED PEOPLE ALL TOGETHER
The latest work by New York photographer Spencer Tunick gathered 1,840 people, baring it all in Austria's Happel Stadium on Sunday. This guy is famous for getting thousands of people together for mass naked photos. Or in his words describing the soccer stadium photo: "the spirit of sports, the grand sweeping waves of stadium architecture and the abstract relation of the human form to modern structures."

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Elton John’s “Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy” sold one million copies in one day
in 1975 making it the first album to go platinum on the day of release.

The first Academy Awards were presented in 1929. The entire ceremony took just 15 minutes.

The United States hosted the Olympics for the first time in St. Louis in 1904. It was at these games that the tradition of awarding gold, silver and bronze medals to winners began.


The first Dunkin’ Donuts opened in Quincy, MA., in 1950. Many predicted the business would fail because of the high prices—5 cents for a donut and 10 cents for a cup of coffee---but today there are more than 7,000 stores globally!

The first dinosaur footprints ever found in North America were discovered by a 12-year old boy!
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1792 Toilet that flushes itself at regular intervals is patented
1908 Wireless Radio Broadcasting is patented by Nathan B Stubblefield
1932 Body of kidnapped son of Charles Lindbergh is found in Hopewell NJ
1932 Goofy, aka Dippy Dawg, 1st appears in 'Mickey's Revue' by Walt Disney
1938 Sandoz Labs manufactures LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide)
1959 Liz Taylor's 4th marriage (Eddie Fisher)
1960 Elvis Presley appears on a Frank Sinatra special
1971 Rolling Stone Mick Jagger weds Bianca Macias at St Tropez Town Hall
1977 1st quadraphonic concert (Pink Floyd in London)
1993 Last broadcast of "Cheers" on NBC-TV
1993 Last broadcast of "Knots Landing" on CBS
1997 Susie Maroney, 22, of Australia, is 1st to swim from Cuba to Florida


BIRTHDAYS

Yogi Berra (MLB Hall-of-Famer)-83
Vanessa Williams -45
Burt Bacharach-80
Stephen Baldwin-42
George Carlin-71
Tony Hawk -40
Linda Dano (Soap opera star)-65
Kim Fields (Facts of Life: Tootie)-39
Steve Winwood-60
Gabriel Byrne-58
Bruce Boxleitner-58
Jason Biggs (American Pie)-30
Billy Squier-58
Ving Rhames-47
Sullivan Sweeten (Everybody Loves Raymond: Michael)-13
Sawyer Sweeten (Everybody Loves Raymond: Geoffrey)-13
Emilio Estevez-46

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THE BOX OFFICE

1.Iron Man
2.Speed Racer
3.What Happens in Vegas
4.Made of Honor
5.Baby Mama
6.Forgetting Sarah Marshall
7.Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
8.The Forbidden Kingdom
9.Nim's Island
10.Redbelt


DENNIS FARINA ARRESTED
Actor Dennis Farina was charged with a felony yesterday after a loaded gun was found in his carry-on luggage at Los Angeles International Airport.

GONG SHOW COMING BACK
Comedy Central is bringing “The Gong Show” back to TV with a new version of the classic variety series. “The Gong Show with Dave Attell” premieres July 17th.

TONI BRAXTON OUT A LITTLE WHLE LONGER
Toni Braxton won’t be returning to her long-running show at the Flamingo Las Vegas for at least another month,. “Toni Braxton: Revealed” is scheduled to close in August, but the singer hasn’t been onstage since she was hospitalized with chest pains on April 7th.

BRITNEY ON TV TONIGHT
Britney Spears is back on "How I Met Your Mother" tonight.

KATE HUDSON-OWEN WILSON ENGAGED?
The latest has her with a diamond engagment ring on her wedding finger. The two broke up 2 months before his suicide attempt in 2007.
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FLATULENCE TAX....
Estonian farmers this week received their first 'fart tax' demands asking them to pay for the greenhouse gases their cattle produce. It is thought that cattle are responsible for up to 25 per cent of methane gas emissions in Estonia.



HIGHWAY SPILL
In the latest spill on a highway. Authorities in Floria were called in to clean up a Gatorade spill on the roadways after a truck carrying the power drink overturned.


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HAPPY 55th
Jenny celebrated her 55th birthday yesterday with a four-layer frozen fruit cake and banana leaf wrapped treats. Jenny, isrecognized as the world's oldest living gorilla in captivity and resides at the Dallas Zoo.

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HOW MUCH SHOULD MOM BE PAID
According to a Mother's Day study from Salary.com, a mom's labors would bring nearly $117,000 dollars a year. The survey calculates a mom's market value by studying pay levels for 10 different job titles. The mom-like jobs include housekeeper, day care center teacher, van driver, psychologist and CEO. Lot's of overtime was also figured in.

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HOW TO STOP A CROOK
So you're chasing a suspect and are starting to lose the chase. How do you stop the culprit? Yell at him, but not just the old standby FREEZE. Nope. Police in Salt Lake City report an officer yelled, ``Taser, Taser, Taser'' as a suspect was running away. Police say just the threat of the high-power jolt stopped the man in his tracks. After the officer yelled, the man threw himself on the ground and gave up.

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YOU WAITED HOW LONG FOR THAT PIZZA?
Cleveland residents snapped up Papa John's 23 cent pizza offer. They agreed to the offer after a franchisee in Washington, D.C., made T-shirts calling star LeBron James a "crybaby." The shirts referred to James' complaints about hard fouls during a playoff series victory over Washington. LeBron wears number 23. 300 pizzas an hour were being baked up at Cleveland area stores with fans waiting 90 minutes to get their pie.

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Ducks sleep with one eye open.

The longest Main Street in the United States measures 33 miles and is located, oddly enough, in the little town of Island Park, Idaho.

Texas has the most counties of any state in the country—254, but get this; Alaska is the largest state in America by far—in fact it is more than twice as big as Texas—but it has the fewest counties of any state—0, to be exact.


The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever home run and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever home run were thrown by the same man.

Naturalists use marshmallows to lure alligators out of swamps.

M&M’s were developed so that soldiers could eat chocolate without getting their fingers sticky.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1754 1st newspaper cartoon in America-divided snake "Join or die"
1785 Joseph Bramah receives British patent for beer pump handles
1914 President Wilson proclaims Mother's Day
1962 Beatles sign their 1st contract with EMI Parlophone
1962 Laser beam successfully bounced off Moon for 1st time
1964 Peter & Gordon release "World Without Love"
1965 Beatles attend a Bob Dylan concert
1977 Patty Hearst let out of jail
1989 Vice President Dan Quayle says in United Negro College Fund speech: "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" instead of "a mind is terrible thing to waste"
1991 Michael Landon appears on Tonight Show to talk about his cancer
1997 1st US ambassador since Saigon fell arrives in Vietnam


BIRTHDAYS

Mike Wallace -90
John Corbett -47
Albert Finney-72
James L. Brooks (Director)-68
Candice Bergen-62
Billy Joel-59
Rosario Dawson-29
Alley Mills (The Wonder Years: Norma)-57

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NEW MOVIES:

Speed Racer: The classic cartoon series comes to life, with fearless driver Speed and his Mach 5 battling villains and racing for the finish line.
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What Happens in Vegas: Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz mistakenly get hitched after a night Vegas debauchery, only to win a Vegas jackpot together.
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CHARLIE SHEEN GETTING MARRIED
Charlie Sheen and fiancée Brooke Mueller are gettingmarried at the end of the month.


LIV TYLER SPLITTING
Liv Tyler and her rocker hubby Royston Langdon have announced their separation.


WHOOPI ON THE TONY AWARDS
Whoopi Goldberg will host the 2008 Tony Awards on June 15th in New York.


MADONNA'S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR
The “Sticky and Sweet” tour will stop in France, Germany, the Netherlands, Italy and Britain in August and September, before coming to the USA in October and November.
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YOU DON'T WANT IT-HE CAN'T HAVE IT BACK
That's the slogan of a new website for those who have jewelry left over from a broken engagement-marriage etc. http://www.exboyfriendjewelry.com/ is where women congregate to sell off jewelry and share stories of their exes.





THE NOT SO JOLLY ROGER
David Waterman is facing prosecution in Britain for flying a Pirate flag. He originally hoisted the jolly roger flag during his daughter's pirate themed brithday party, but left it flying for a few days afterward. A neighbor complained. Under current laws, any flag flying outside a residential property has to have planning permission unless it is a national flag. He says it's now a matter of principle in flying the skull and crossbones; He said: "It's a flag, not hurting anyone, and they're probably spending hundreds of pounds of our cash getting me to take it down.
That could be spent on improving the local area - it's disgraceful."


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NEED A COMPANY FLOGO?
Francisco Guerra owns Snowmasters a company that churns out fake snow for Hollywood films. His latest brainstorm is to create foam clouds shaped like corporate logos that will float up to 20,000ft into the air. He's developed a machine that will maniuplutae the bubbles into shapes or "Logos". Disney is already on board to send clouds shaped like Mickey Mouse into the sky above Disney World in Florida.

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INTERNATIONAL CAT SPOTTING
Jerry is a tabby cat that went missing in Cornwall, England. Abbi Rendell put up posters and even appealed to a website for sightings of Jerry. No luck until she got an email from Deb Wilgus across the ocean in Indiana. Deb watches a webcam of the village and spotted Jerry several times sleeping on a hotel doormat. Now Abbi is staking out the hotel in hopes of reuniting with Jerry.

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OUR ROBBER LOOKS LIKE THIS
Three Bensalem, Pennsylvania women recognized the man who robbed them of their purses at a convenience store. They were able to not only describe the culprit but also turned over a picture of the man to police. Andre Smith, struck up a conversation with a group women at a bachelorette party at the Bensalem Township taproom early Sunday morning. During t at flirting he jumped into a picture being taken. When he robbed the women later he didn't recognize them, but they sure did recognize him and handed over the photo.

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$20 MILLION PUBLIC OFFERING
A British company developing a non-stick chewing gum that can be easily removed from pavements and shoes has raised $20 million to help bring its product to market. The less ticky gum has special polymers that make it easy to remove from shoes, sidewalks and presumbly kid's hair.

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Virginia Woolf and Lewis Carroll wrote their books standing up.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.



By the time of his death on December 15, 1966, at the age of sixty-five, Walt Disney had won more Oscars (32) than anyone else in history.

At 16, Walt Disney tried to enlist in the U. S. army but was refused admission because of age. He tried the Canadian army; with the same result. Eventually he went to France, as a Red Cross ambulance driver.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1784 Only known deaths by hailstones in US (Winnsborough SC)
1792 US establishes military draft
1794 US Post Office established
1847 Robert Thompson patents rubber tire
1879 George Selden files for 1st patent for a gasoline-driven automobile
1945 V-E Day; Germany signs unconditional surrender, WWII ends in Europe
1952 Mad Magazine debuts
1961 1st practical sea water conversion plant-Freeport
1967 Muhammad Ali is indicted for refusing induction in US Army
1970 Beatles release "Let it Be" album
1987 Gary Hart quits democratic presidential race (Donna Rice affair)
1994 500th commentary by Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes
1997 Tea Leoni & David Duchovny wed in Greenwich Village


BIRTHDAYS
Don Rickles-82
Melissa Gilbert-44
James Mitchum-67
Darren Hayes (Savage Garden)-36
Alex Van Halen (Van Halen)-55
Enrique Iglesias-33
Billy Burnette (Fleetwood Mac)-55
Stephen Furst (Animal House: Flounder)-54
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THE ANCHORMAN RETURNS
Will Ferrel is planning on returning as newsman Ron Burgundy in a sequel to Anchorman.


AMERICAN IDOL
Dreadlocked Jason Castro was the latest booted from the show. It's down to 3. Last night Maroon 5 and Bo Bice performed.


KID ROCK-SKYNYRD TOUR
Kid Rock and Lynyrd Skynyrd will tour together for the first time with nine shows
scheduled in August.


MADONNA'S 7th BILLBOARD NUMBER ONE
Madonna debuted at No. 1 this week with her latest album, “Hard Candy,” selling 280,000 copies


MARIAH AND NICK CANNON "ARE" MARRIED
She admitted so and look for pictures to be publishe in People.


GRATH BROOKS HONORED AT COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS
Garth Brooks will receive the first-ever Crystal Milestone Award at the Academy of Country Music Awards next weekend in Las Vegas.

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DO THEY HAVE BREATHALYZER TEST FOR THIS?
Don't lie to me kid. I can smell it on your breath! A 15 year old kid in Bremerton, Washington was busted after a cop responsing to a shoplifting report pulled him over on his bike. The cop smelled chocolate on the boys breath and busted the candy bar shoplifter on the spot.




YOU SING FUNNY!
Christopher Sands is a professional guitarist and backup singer. He also has the hiccups and has for 15 months straight. He's tried all of the home rmemdies to no avail, so now he goes under the surgeons knife. Doctors believe it's a faulty stomach valve causing the problem. Sands says: "I've tried everything to stop them. I must have drunk water a hundred different ways. "Sometimes if I hunch into a ball I can hold them off for a bit, but it freaks people out."


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COMET THE TALENTED GOLDFISH
Dr Dean Pomerleau of LA has trained his 2 year old goldfish, Comet to play football, basketball and even limbo dance under a bar. He has teamed up with a pet products firm to design a special kit to help people train their fish. It features goal posts, slalom poles and tunnels, as well as an instructional DVD. It's set you back $32 on Amazon. But oh the fun you'll have amazing your friends at partys.

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GAS PRICE PROTESTER
Jay Weinberg is tired of high gas prices, so he did what any concerned citizen would do, grabbed his guitar, climbed on the roof of his local Valparaiso, IN convenience store and broke into a rendition of his original, "Price Gouge'n.'' The impromptu 15 minute rooftop concert got him busted for disordely conduct and trespassing.

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A TALE OF TWO FLORIDAS
A city commissioner in North Lauderdale, FL says that citizens don't trust the state to spend their tax dollars equitably. SO he wants Florida to split in North and South Florida. Rich Moyle says in his resolution that it would be “in the best interests of the citizens and residents” to divide the state. It most likely won't pass.


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107 YEARS AND STILL GLOWING
Guiness has certified a light bulb in a Livermore, CA. fire station as being the logest continually burning light bulb. 107 years after it was screwed in in 1901 the bulb still gives off light. The bulb even has its own Web-cam and Web site, http://centennialbulb.org, which gets a million hits each year.
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The average reader can read 275 words per minute.

According to medical experts, babies dream in the womb.

When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used their standard packaging with the cute baby on the label. Unfortunately, they were obliged to change it when they discovered that, in Africa, the standard practice is to put pictures of the contents on foods.




Opium was used widely as a painkiller during the American Civil War. More than a hundred thousand soldiers became addicts.

Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, never phoned his wife or mother, as both were deaf.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1824 Beethoven's 9th (Chorale) Symphony, premieres in Vienna
1888 George Eastman patents "Kodak box camera"
1914 Woodrow Wilson's daughter Eleanor marries in the White House
1915 Lusitania sunk by German submarine; 1198 lives lost
1941 Glenn Miller records "Chattanooga Choo Choo" for RCA
1947 "Kraft Television Theater" premieres on NBC
1947 General MacArthur approves Japanese constitution
1996 Comedian Martin Lawrence suffers a nervous breakdown


BIRTHDAYS
Robbie Knievel-46
Tim Russert-58
Traci Lords-39
Robert Hegyes (Welcome Back, Kotter: Epstein)-57
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DANCING WITHE STARS
Mario and Karina Smirnoff were voted off "Dancing" last night during a 100th episode celebration.


AMERICAN IDOL
Tonight the results show will trim the final four to just 3 remaining contestants. “American Idol” Season 4 runner-up Bo Bice will perform on tonight’s episode of “Idol.”


UMA THURMAN STALKER CONVICTED
A New York jury convicted Jack Jordan yesterday of stalking Uma Thurman. A judge ordered Jordan held for a psychiatric evaluation.


MTV MOVIE AWARDS NOMINEES:
Mike Myers hosts July 1st: Some nominees

Best Movie: “Juno,” “Transformers,” “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End,” “I Am Legend,” “Superbad” and “National Treasure: Book of Secrets.”

Best Male Performance: Will Smith – “I Am Legend,” Shia LaBeouf – “Transformers,” Denzel
Washington – “American Gangster,” Matt Damon – “The Bourne Ultimatum” and Michael Cera – “Juno.”

Best Female Performance: Ellen Page – “Juno,” Keira Knightley – “Pirates of the Caribbean: At
World’s End,” Katherine Heigl – “Knocked Up,” Amy Adams – “Enchanted” and Jessica Biel – “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.”

Best Villain: Johnny Depp – “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” Denzel
Washington – “American Gangster,” Angelina Jolie – “Beowulf,” Topher Grace – “Spider-Man 3” and Javier Bardem – “No Country For Old Men.”

Best Comedic Performance: Johnny Depp – “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End,” Adam
Sandler – “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” Jonah Hill – “Superbad,” Seth Rogen – “Knocked Up” and Amy Adams – “Enchanted.”

Best Fight: Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah – “The Bourne Ultimatum,” Tobey Maguire vs. James
Franco – “Spider-Man 3,” Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell – “Jumper,” Sean Faris vs. Cam
Gigandet – “Never Back Down,” Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming – “Rush Hour 3” and – Alien vs. Predator – “Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem.”

Best Kiss: Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer – “Disturbia,” Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey –
“Enchanted,” Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung – “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” Ellen Page and Michael Cera – “Juno” and Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman – “Step Up 2 The Streets.”


BRITNEY GETS MORE TIME WITH KIDS
Britney Spears will have expanded visits with her sons following a child-custody hearing yesterday.


POLICE FINAL REUNION CONCERT
The Policeannounced their final concert of their 30th anniversary world tour will be this summer in New York. The concert date and venue will be announced later. Proceeds will go to public television.
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YOU MEAN THIS HASN'T BEEN DONE?
Shailendra Roy and Indian man is planning to take to the air by hanging from a helicopter suspended by only his ponytail. Why, I'm not exactly sure. He just got done pulling the Darjeeling Train 30 yards. He says he keeps the hair strong by rubbing it with mustard oil and pulling cars and other heavy objects. Don't we all?




CASUAL FRIDAY TO THE Nth DEGREE
The BBC is looking for companies to participate in a study about people's attitudes to nudity, body image and the role clothes play in office hierarchy. They will follow fully clothed participants gauging their attitudes towards being naked. After several weeks, the firm's staff will all be asked to come to work starkers for an event called Naked Friday. Just another casual Friday.

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David Witthof finally took off his Brett Favre Nike Packer's jersey. The Connecticut boy wore it 1,581 days straight since getting it as a Christmas gift in 2003. He finally shed the well worn , and clean jersey on his 12th brithday.

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CYCLING RECORD
George Hood isn't getting anywhere, but he is planning on riding his stationary bike for 132 hours straight to set a record and raise $50,000 for his Napierville, Ill. YMCA. He owned the record at over 111 hours until a Tasmainian beat it, so now he's riding until Sunday morning.

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THOUSANDS OF PIPES AND NO SMOKING
4,000 pipe collectors from more than 60 countries have gathered for the Chicagoland International Pipe & Tobacciana Show. But Illinois recently passed a ban on public smoking, which kid of puts a crimp in a smoking event. A large smoking tent has been set up 15 feet away from the Pheasant Run convention center.

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There wasn’t a single pony in the Pony Express, only horses.

Pecans are the only food that astronauts can take untreated into space.


Fidel Castro was voted Cuba’s best schoolboy athlete in 1944.




At the age of 3, Elizabeth Taylordanced in front of King George V..

There are just 6 grams of gold in anOlympic Gold medal.

There is 200 times more gold in theworld’s oceans than has ever been mined.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1527 Spanish & German Imperial troops sack Rome; ending the Renaissance
1940 Pulitzer prize awarded to John Steinbeck (Grapes of Wrath)
1957 Last broadcast of "I Love Lucy" on CBS-TV
1957 Pulitzer prize awarded to John F Kennedy (Profiles in Courage)
1960 President Eisenhower signs Civil Rights Act of 1960
1987 Gary Hart denies affair with model Donna Rice
1994 Comedian Bobcat Goldthwait sets fire to the couch on Tonight Show
1997 Michael Jackson & Bee Gees inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame


BIRTHDAYS

Willie Mays 77
George Clooney-47
Bob Seger-63
Davey Johnstone (Elton John Band)-57
Tony Blair (Ex-British Prime Minister)-55
Mark Bryan (Hootie And The Blowfish)-41
Tom Bergeron -53
Roma Downey-48

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BRITNEY SPEARS IN COURT TODAY
Britney Spears is expected to attend a custody status hearing in a downtown courthouse with her parents. Her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, will also attend.


SCARLET JOHANSSON ENGAGED
The actress and actor Ryan Reynolds are planning on getting married.


DUSTY SPRINGFIELD STORY
Nicole Kidman is set to star in the bio-pic of the 60's singer.


SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE SONG
Fergie will provide the theme song to the ``Sex and the City'' movie. "Labels or love" is the title.


AMERICAN IDOL
The four finalists perform tonight. It's songs by bands in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame.

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POP OPEN A COLD STIFF ONE
Bill Bramanti will meet his maker, in his custom-made beer-can casket. ket to prove it. The suburban Chicago man threw a party Saturday for friends and showed off his silver coffin. It's designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue and filled with ice and his favorite brew. He threw a party to show off his chariot to heaven this past weekend.




SO WHAT'S HIS NICKNAME
Steve Kreuscher wants a judge to let him legally change his name. He wants "In God We Trust" to be his legal name from now on. Kreuscher says the new name would symbolize the help God gave him through tough times.


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A BIG PICTURE OF MOM
A Chinese company is printing what they say is the largest photo of Mom for mother's Day. It cost $140,000 and covers about 9,000 Square yards. The picture is being printed on rolls of paper which will be put together to make up the giant portrait. It took 3 months top find the face of Mom. "The printer has been working around the clock for the last 20 days and we still have ten to go," according to a spokesperson.

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TEXT PRAYER
Get ready to pray. OK Text! British faithful will be able to pray together after receiving a text prayer alert. Prayer in Action has signed a deal with a cell phone company to offer the service. Subscribers will receive a text asking them to pray, simultaneously, on issues ranging from terrorism to homelessness and the credit crunch. Cost for the peace of mind is about $2 a month.

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THE GREAT SPOON ESCAPE
36 prisoners are missing from a New Guinea prison after taking advantage of softened soil from a rainstorm and their spoons to dig their way out of a prison. "We found that the detainees used spoons, once the wall was moistened, to dig a hole. They used their sheets and shirts to make a rope to climb down the right wall of the jail," accroding to a jailer.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAM
Email spam officially celebrated it's 30 birthday over the weekend. Not the mystery meat, but that annoying stuff in yur email. It is estimated that 92% of all email is spam. The first one was sent out by Gary Thurek to 393 people to come see some mini computers. He sent it out over the Arapnet, the Defense Dept. predecessor to the Internet and was immediately fired.

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If you have the time, count how many times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds and add 40 to the number. It will tell you roughly what the outside temperature is in Fahrenheit.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

Pope Paul IV was so outraged when he saw the naked bodies on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel that he ordered Michelangelo to paint garments on them.



Thirty percent of all the nonbiodegradable trash buried in American landfills is disposable diapers.

In the vast majority of the world’s languages,the word for “mother” begins with the letter m.

Forty percent of people who come to a party in your home take a peek in your medicine cabinet.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1494 Christopher Columbus 1st sights Jamaica on his 2nd voyage to the New World
1809 Mary Kies is 1st woman issued a US patent (weaving straw)
1865 1st US train robbery (North Bend OH)
1900 "The Billboard" began weekly publication
1936 Edward Ravenscroft patents screw-on bottle cap with a pour lip
1943 Postmaster General Frank C Walker invents Postal Zone System
1962 "West Side Story" soundtrack album goes to #1 & stays #1 for 54 weeks which is more than 20 weeks longer than any other album
1997 "Married With Children" final episode on Fox TV


BIRTHDAYS
Ann B. Davis (Brady Bunch: Alice)-82
Brian Williams (NBC Nightly News)-49
Tina Yothers (Family Ties: Jennifer)-35
Michael Palin (Monty Python)-65
John Rhys-Davies (Lord of the Rings: Gimli)-64
Kurt Loder (MTV News correspondent)-63
Chris Brown-19
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WESLEY SNIPES APPEAL
His lawyers have filed the papers to contest his conviction on tax charges and subsequent 3 year prison term.


AMERICAN PIE WEDDING
Jason Biggs and Jnny Mollen met on the set of My Bestt Friend's Girl and are now married.


LINDSEY LOHAN'S NEW GIG
The actress has signed up for a recurring role this and next season on Ugly Betty


ANOTHER FEMALEVOICE LOST
Avril Lavigne joins ALicia Keys and Jordin Sparks as the latest with a bad case of laryngitis and has had to cancel shows.

MARIAH CAREY "NOT" ON THE VIEW
She's cancelled an appearance on the View scheduled for today in which she was expected to discuss her recent marriage to Nick Cannon.

WORLD'S TOP MODEL
Gisele Bundchen is pulling in the most bucks of Supermodels. $35 Million last year....

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DOGGIE JAIL BREAK
3 Oklahoma men have been arrested for attempting to break Luke out of the anmal shelter. hey said they wanted to allow the animal to attend its owner's memorial service. Luke had been picked up running around and his owner had passes away the following day.



PINK POODLE UPDATE
Joy Douglas dyed Cici, her white miniature poodle pink, to call attention to breast cancer. She faced a $1000 fine for violating a dyeing your animals ordinance in Boulder. The ordinance is designed to discourage people from dyeing rabbits and chicks for Easter. Her case could be dropped if she's not accused of dyeing animals before her next court date in October. Cici is currently white.


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DARE TO FART
That's advice of French Doctor, Frédéric Saldmann to his countrymen, he says they should give free rein to farting, burping and sweating to reduce the risk of cancer. He says Frenchmen and women should feel free to belch at will and certainly after each meal. This, he says, is the best way to reduce the risk of getting a hiatal hernia, an ailment which affects almost a third of French.

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A REALLY BAD CHECK
Charles Ray Fuller walked into a Chase Bank in Fort Worth and tried to cash a check for $360,000,000,000. Tellers were suspicious the check was a fraud. Mr. Fuller says his girlfirend's mother gave it to him to start a record company. Fuller was arrested on suspicion of fraud, along with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana.

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ONE POWERFUL BEER
Iancu Boroi has lodged a complaint with the standards buresau in Romania after claiming he got so drunk after drinking just one can of beer that he passed out. He said: "I am more than capable of holding my drink and it is ridiculous to think one can of beer can get me so drunk. "There must have been something wrong with it and I am demanding compensation."

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“”Cheerioats” cereal—better known now as Cheerios—hit store shelves in 1941. Before settling on O-shaped oats, the creators experimented with 500 formulas and 10 different
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When the Americans sent a man into space, they spent a million dollars developing a pen that could write upside down in conditions of zero gravity. The Russians used a
pencil.

Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels that bury nuts and then forget
where they left them.


On March 29, 1848, Niagara Falls stopped flowing for thirty hours because of
an ice jam blocking the Niagara river.


The original Guinness Brewery in Dublin has a six-thousand-year lease.


The brain uses less power than a hundred-watt bulb.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1776 France & Spain agree to donate arms to American rebels
1885 "Good Housekeeping" magazine is 1st published
1887 Hannibal W Goodwin patents celluloid photographic film
1919 1st US air passenger service starts
1938 Ella Fitzgerald records "A-Tisket, A-Tasket"
1964 Beatles' "Second Album" goes #1 & stays #1 for for 5 weeks
1979 "Quadrophenia" premieres in London
1980 Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in Wall (Part II)" is banned in South Africa
1994 Michael Bolton found to have plagiarized Isley Brothers "Love is Wonderful Thing" 1997 Police arrest transsexual hooker Atisone Seiuli with Eddie Murphy


BIRTHDAYS
Bianca Jagger-63
Dwayne Johnson-36
Christine Baranski-56
David Beckham -33
Sarah Hughes (Figure skater)-23

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NEW MOVIES

Iron Man: Robert Downey Jr. stars as Marvel Comics' tech billionaire Tony Stark, who dons a high-tech suit of armor to protect the world.
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Made of Honor: Patrick Dempsey can't admit that he's in love with his best friend... until she gets engaged and asks him to be her Maid of Honor.
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DAVID BLAINE RECORD
David Blaine has set a world record by holding his breath for 17 minutes and four seconds on the Oprah Winfrey Show.


UMA THURMAN AT STALKER TRIAL
The star testified at Jack Jordan's stalking trial yesterday, calling her encounters with him a "nightmare". He faces a year in prioson.


DENNIS RODMAN TROUBLE
He was arrested for allegedly hitting a woman in LA yesterday.


TOM CRUISE ON OPRAH TODAY
And we're told no couch jumping was involved. The interview continues from his Telluride home on Monday.


ALICIA KEYS BACK UP SINGER WANTED
Prospecyt can a[pply with a 30 second video of themselves singing and dancing submitted through her MySpace website. Monday is the deadline for entries.


MARIAH CAREY MARRIED?
She and her boyfriend of one month, Nick Cannon may have gotten married in a Bahamas ceremony last week if NY Gossip columnist Paul Froelich is to be believed.

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