Michael Stone's-AudioPros FREE show prep 3/31/2008

BOY IS HIS FACE RED.....
Rev. Craig Rhodenizer was reported missing last Wed Lyndonville, NY. The Lutheran Pastor told his wife he was going o Best Buy for some computer repairs. Apparently it took longer than anticipated. Two days later he was found a in Riverside, Ohio at KC's Lounge STrip Club. Saving soulds no doubt...






BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF......
It's not a scholarship pageant, it's beauty contest! Please! Over 10,000 camels are expected in Abu Dhabi for the annual "Ship of the desert" camel beauty contest. Camels from Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar and Saudi Arabia will strut their stuff before a panel of expert judges who will decide which owners should be awarded prize money totalling around 9.5 million dollars. Over 100 cars will also be awarded.


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THE NIPPLE RING INCIDENT
Mandi Hamlin is NOT AMUSED with the Transportation Safety Agency after she was forced to remove her nipple rings with pliers. "This situation was totally out of control. I will not sit quietly. No one deserves to be treated this way." Can you say lawsuit?

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Singer Ricky Martin's full birth name is Enrique Martin Morales IV (the fourth).

As of 1998, Mel Gibson's film "Mad Max" (1979) was listed in the "Guinness Book of Records" for the highest profit-to-cost ratio of a motion picture: it cost approximately $400,000 to make, and brought in more than $100 million.




Compact discs, or CDs, were co-founded by a Japanese and a Dutch company in 1979.

In 1764 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart played for the Royal Family at Versailles in France. He was even given the honor of standing behind the Queen at dinner - Mozart was only eight years old.

Singer Johnny Cash was born J.R. Cash. He chose the first name John when the military wouldn't accept just initials on its forms.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1861 Confederacy takes over mint at New Orleans
1880 1st town completely illuminated by electric lighting (Wabash IN)
1921 Albert Einstein lectures in New York on his new theory
1943 Rodgers & Hammerstein musical "Oklahoma!" opens on Broadway
1945 Tennessee Williams' "Glass Menagerie" premieres in New York NY
1967 Jimi Hendrix begins his tradition of burning his guitar
1968 LBJ announces he will not seek re-election
1973 Ken Norton defeats Muhammad Ali in a 12 round split decision
1990 "Carol & Company" starring Carol Burnett premieres on NBC-TV
1994 James Farentino pleads no contest to stalking Tina Sinatra
1995 Federal judge orders injunction to end baseball strike
1997 Pioneer 10, ends its mission

BIRTHDAYS

Gabe Kaplan (Welcome Back Kotter)-63
William Daniels (Knight Rider: Kitt)-81
Rhea Perlman -60
Gordie Howe (Hockey Hall-of Famer)-80
Al Gore Jr. -60
Shirley Jones (Partridge Family: Shirley)-74
Ed Marinaro (Hill Street Blues: Joe Coffey)-58
Richard Chamberlain-74
Christopher Walken-65
Ewan McGregor-37

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BOX OFFICE

1.21
2.Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
3.Superhero Movie
4.Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
5.Drillbit Taylor
6.Shutter
7.10,000 B.C.
8.Stop-Loss
9.College Road Trip
10.The Bank Job


MORE CELEBRITY FASHIONS
Ashlee Simpson will now make designer tops for Wet Seal.




CELINE DION CANCELLATIONS
The singer is under the weather down under because of a throat infection and has had to cancel a number of Australian shows.



TRUMP REALITY WITH AHSLEY DUPRE
The woman who brought down NY's governor, Ellito Spitzer has been asked to join the cast of a new MYV reality show produced by Donald Trump. "Lady or the Tramp" will take a group of 15 hard-partying young women and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike.


THE BIGGEST NON STORY
Over the weekend STAR published a report that Brangelina tied the knot in New Orleans. That wasn't the case according to their spokespeople. That didn't stop the internet rumour machine.

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YOU WON'T TAKE MY CHECK? ....
Ron Borgna is in a dispute over a $422 water bill. He says he's been overcharged. After penalties an interest he tried to pay the now $2509.06 bill. The water department wouldn't take his check. WHy? Mainly because he wrote it on 2 ply toliet paper. He had to be escorted from the building and says he's appealing the bill.





A COMPLETE BURGLARY
Matt and Saundra Ramos and their 4 kids returned from an Easter getaway to find their tv, laptop and other electronics stolen. But what has poice puzzled is the other items stolen, like underwear, cleaning supplies, toys and food. Clearfield, Utah dtective Kyle Jeffries said he's never seen a robbery like this before.

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TURTLE WITH A HABIT!
In Northeastern China, Yun is a smoker. So is his pet tortoise. One day, Yun teased the tortoise by putting a cigarette butt into its mouth, and to his surprise it started to smoke it. "Whenever I smoke in front of it, it will stick its head out of the water and fidget about until I give it the stub."


WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Iowa City, Iowa city officials have approved money to investigate a 153 insane asylum to see if there are any ghosts in the former institution. Even though no paranormal events have ever been reported at the facility. Brandon Cochran, museum operations assistant for the historical society, said bringing in a paranormal team is "kind of taking the pre-emptive approach.

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THE GREAT CHOCOLATE HEIST....
Police in Indiana are looking for 20 tons of Hershey's chocolate that was stolen along with the truck transporting it. Daryl Rey parked the truck at a truck stop and when he returned the truck and all that chocolate were gone. The satellite tracking device in the truck had been removed and tossed in a pond.

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HEY! THE COFFEE'S SAFE!
A young woman lost control of her car in San Franciso driving into the waters of the Oakland Estuary feeding into San Francisco Bay. Witnesses say she emerged from the water unscathed and had her coffee safely cradled in her hands. She lost control while reaching for her cell phone. No doubt she was also eating her Egg McMuffin, while putting on eye makeup and lipstick too!

STRANGEST BOOK TITLE OF THE YEAR.....
And the award goes to.... :
"If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" The runner up was "I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen" followed closely by "Cheese Problems Solved". About 8500 people voted in the booksellers annual contest. Joel Rickett, deputy editor of The Bookseller, said of the winner: "So effective is the title that you don't even need to read the book itself."

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Every major league baseball team in the U.S. buys about 18,000 baseballs each year.

Hawaii's Mount Waialeale is the wettest place in the world - it rains about ninety per cent of the time, about 480 inches per annum.

At the time of John Quincy Adams' s inauguration, all the former presidents except for Washington were still living.





The Incas and certain other pre-Columbian tribes in Peru developed the decimal system hundreds of years before it was used in Europe.

More than half a billion yo-yos have been sold in the United States since Donald F. Duncan introduced the toy in 1930.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1797 Nathaniel Briggs of New Hampshire patents a washing machine
1922 1st microfilm device introduced
1972 Wilt Chamberlain plays his last pro basketball game
1974 Rock group Raspberries break up
1985 Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues" premieres in New York NY
1995 Julia Roberts & Lyle Lovett split-up

BIRTHDAYS
Conchata Ferrell (Two and a Half Men: Berta)-65
Vince Vaughn-38
Ken Howard (Crossing Jordan: Max)-64
Dianne Wiest-60
Julia Stiles-27
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NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

21: The true story of a team of gifted MIT students who learned how to turn blackjack odds to their favor, and took Vegas for millions.
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Run, Fat Boy, Run: Simon Pegg is an overweight guy who must complete a marathon in order to prove to his true love that he is the right man for her.
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Stop-Loss: Ryan Phillippe is a soldier who comes home from Iraq, but refuses to return for another tour when he is recalled back to battle.
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Superhero Movie: A costumed crimefighter spoof poking fun at the super-tights genre, from "Batman" to "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four."
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AMERICAN IDOL GIVES BACK APRIL 9th on FOX
Here's the latest list of stars to appear: Fantasia and Elliott Yamin, Carrie Underwood and Chris Daughtry. Celine Dion, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Amy Adams, Robin Williams, Forest Whitaker, Billy Crystal, Dane Cook, Kiefer Sullivan and Jennifer Connolly. Bono, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, Fergie, Annie Lennox, John Legend, Snoop Dogg, Maroon 5, Heart and Gloria Estefan.

AMERICAN IDOL SONGWRITING DEADLINE IS MONDAY
Songwriters wanted a chance to have their song featured during the finale of the show must have their entries submitted by Monday 3/31.
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ELVIS IN LAS VEGAS
FX which owns the rights to the Elvis name will build a $3 billion casino with an entirely Elvis theme. It will include Elvis wedding chapels, a bridal and flower shop and wedding reception areas. An interactive Elvis exhibit, a boutique and memorabilia store are also in the works.


ER GUEST STAR
Hal Holbrook will be on ER April 24th.




MUHAMMAD ALI'S GRANDBABY TO BE
Laila Ali, is expecting her first child with her husband, former NFL player Curtis Conway.

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SWAN LAKE LOVE....
Petra is a swan in Berlin who has taken a liking to a larger than life swan shaped paddleboat. SHe and the paddleboat were taken to a zoo. Zoo officials finally parted bird and boat last week after Petra settled down with a real white swan and the boat was returned to the lake. But... the real white swan ditched her for some other swans and that left Petra pretty upset, so now zoo keepers have returned her to the lake and her beloved paddleboat.





GIVE ME A CALL
This is just so stupid it's hard to believe. An 18 year went into a muffler shop to rob it. When employees told him the owner wasn't in and he was the only one with the combination to the safe, the robber gave them two numbers and told them to call him when the owner returned, so he could come back for the cash. They called him and Chicago police.


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LIQUOR WITH A BITE
Bayou Bob's Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch has been bottling and selling vodkas with a rattlesnake in the bottle. Bayou Bob claims it's an Asian "healing potion", the state liquor board says it's liquor and he doesn't have a liquor license. He was arrested and says he'll fight the charges. An Asian studies lecturer at the University of Texas said there is some merit to Popplewell's claim that snake vodka could be seen as a tonic.
There's a street nicknamed "Snake Alley" in Taipei, Taiwan, where street vendors put the gall bladder of a freshly killed snake into a glass of strong liquor. The drink, sold to the highest bidder, is supposed to improve eyesight and sexual performance, said lecturer Camilla Hsieh.

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WHAT IS IT WITH SNAKES?
We had the snake vodka story today, yesterday it was the guy who reached into his luggae from a recent flight and was bitten by a rattler. Now we have Sharon Calamia. She didn't realize she had a roomate when she moved into her new apartment. Sharon was sitting watching TV Sunday when a three-foot python emerged from behind the media stand in her Glen Burnie, Maryland, living room. She's been living there 2 months. They think it was left there by a previous tenant.

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ILLINOIS CORN FLAKE UPDATE
The corn flake sold for $1350 to http://triviamania.com owner John Wolf. He wasn't takeing any chances and personally flew to Virginia to pick up the flake from sisters, Emily and Melissa McIntire, who kept the flake safe in a jewely box lined with cotton.


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A FISHY STORY
Ron Lewis now holds a record. The biggest catfish ever caught in Maryland. 67 pounds! Ron says he knew he need a bigger net when he hooked up with the monster in the Potomac. No big catfish dinners here. He's donating the alive monster to the local bass shops aquarium.

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In 1893, Chicago hired its first police woman. Her name was Marie Owens. While the city was progressive in its hiring practices, Chicago's female police officers were not allowed to wear uniforms until 1956.

"Big cheese" and "big wheel" are Medieval terms of envious respect for those who could afford to buy whole wheels of cheese at a time, an expense few could enjoy. Both these terms are often used sarcastically today.




Americans spend more money on dog food every year than they spend on baby food.

Felix the Cat is the first cartoon character to ever have been made into a balloon for a parade.

Kramer made his "entrance" into Jerry Seinfeld's apartment 284 times.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1790 The shoelace invented
1952 Sun Records of Memphis begins releasing records 1958 CBS Labs announce new stereophonic records
1964 Great Train Robbers sentenced to a total of 307 years behind bars
1973 45th Academy Awards: "Godfather", Marlon Brando & Liza Minnelli win Marlon Brando turns down Oscar for best actor in support of Indians
1980 Mount St Helens becomes active after 123 years
1981 John Lennon's "Watching the Wheels" is released
1983 Neil Simon's "Brighton Beach Memoirs" premieres in NYC
1997 39 cult memebers in California commit mass suicide (Hale-Bopp)
1997 Martin Luther King's son meets with James Earl Ray

BIRTHDAYS
Cale Yarborough (NASCAR)-69
Talisa Soto-41
Mariah Carey-38
Michael York-66
Tony Banks (Genesis)-58
Andrew Farriss (INXS)-49
Fergie (Black Eyed Peas)-33
Quentin Tarantino-45
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AMEIRCAN IDOL

Chikezie Eze was voted off American Idol last night. Look for Dolly Parton and Bucky Covington on next week's show.



SHERYL CROWE UPDATE
Last week Sheryl told us she was going to be working with Fleetwood Mac. Now the band says wait not so fast. News to them




ROD STEWART FASHIONS
It includes t-shirts, tracksuit tops, baby bibs and official 'Rod Stewart Panties,' which have love hearts and 'Isn't it romantic?'




DENISE RICHARDS UPDATE
After getting Sheen removed legally you'll see her get her Charlie tatoo removed on her new reality show.



BOB NEWHART ON TV
Bob Newhart will return to television in August as the star of "Herb's Murders," a two-hour original movie on the Hallmark Channel.




JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AWARDS HOST
ESPN has lined up Justin Timberlake to host its annual ESPY Awards show in the summer, celebrating some of the best and funniest moments in sports over the past year.


RICHARD WIDMARK DEAD
The movie actor passed away at 93.




ROBIN WILLIAMS TO BE SINGLE
After nearly 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams and his wife Marsha Garces WIlliams are getting divorced. Irreconciable differences.




RITCHIE SAMBORA DUI
Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora has been arrested for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol.

TODAY SHOW CONCERT SERIES
Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney, Sheryl Crow and Miley Cyrus will perform on the ``Today'' show plaza this summer as part of its annual concert series. Chesney will take the stage June 13th. Rascal Flatts is set to perform July 11th.
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THE SMELL OF MONEY
He came in with $4,000 in bundled bills to deposit in a Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin bank. Problem was the storng musty smell of marijuana all over the cash. Poilce were called, tested the money for pot and sure enough. They then paid a visit to our depositor and found lots of bagged marijuana.





RUNNING IN HEELS
Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck, Conn. has been charged with workers compensation fraud. That's because he was spotted dressed in drag, running in high heels carrying an egg on a spoon. All in an effort to win Hannah Montana tickets. One problem he'd been collecting workers ccomp after claiming he was injured and couldn't work. Someone saw him on tape and turned him in.


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DOGGIE PRAYERS
Conan is a Chihuahua and has taken to praying at a Japanese temple. He sits up on his hind legs and raises his paws and puts them together at the tip of his nose, as if praying. He's helped to increase attendance by 30% since he's shown up.

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THE BUG DISCOUNT
A group celebrating a birthday at a Dubai diner got 25% off their check. But it wasn't a birthday present, instead when they got the bill the discount was for "bugs on food".

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PLAN A ROBBERY GET AN "A"
A Chinese professor has given an assignment to his students. Rob a bank. It's and exercise in how to allocate resources economically. They have to come up with a robbery action plan for a team comprising a leader, a lock breaker, a driver, two robbers and a gunman. The students are all majoring in secretarial studies.



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POLITICAL FAMILY TIES
OK try and keep up here. Genealogists have found out some of the following tidbits on who shares ancestors in the US Presidential race. Barak Obama are 9th cousins removed, while Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie and also Celine Dion and Alanis Morrisette, while Obama is also a distant relative to President George Bush and Winston Churchill. Other ties established by the genealogical society linked Obama to former presidents Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson and Harry Truman, and to Civil War General Robert Lee. Meanwhile John McCain is related to First Lady Laura Bush. Whew. There will be a test later.

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THE SPIT TEST
Good news for those afraid of needles. Researchers say they've uncovered all 1,116 unique proteins found in human spit. That could open the doors for blood free tests to diagnose just about every possible human condition, just from a spit test... WHoo Hoo!

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During the height of the Y2K panic in 1999, the U.S. Federal Reserve released $200 billion to defend American banks from a mass cash withdrawal spurred by apocalyptic terror.

About 200 film shorts starring The Three Stooges were produced by Columbia between 1934 and 1958.

The state of Texas is the only state in the nation that has been under six flags, which includes the flags of Spain, France, Mexico, the Lone Star Republic of Texas, the Confederate States of America, and the United States.




In 1869, the Cincinnati Red Stockings became the first fully professional baseball team. They were also the first team to wear knickers.

Yasmine Bleeth had her first modeling job when she was six months old.

The actual character name of the Skipper (played by actor Alan Hale) from the television show Gilligan's Island was Jonas Grumby

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1845 Patent awarded for adhesive medicated plaster, precusor of bandaid
1937 Spinach growers of Crystal City TX, erect statue of Popeye 1964 "Funny Girl" with Barbra Streisand opens at Winter Garden Theater NYC for 1,348 performances
1971 "Cannon" with William Conrad premieres on CBS-TV
1973 Soap opera "The Young and the Restless" premieres
1976 Wings release "Wings at the Speed of Sound" album
1977 Elvis Costello releases his 1st record "Less Than Zero"
1979 Camp David peace treaty between Israel & Egypt
1980 Bombay gets its 1st rock concert in 10 years (The Police)
1982 Ground-breaking in Washington DC for Vietnam Veterans Memorial
1982 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder release "Ebony & Ivory"
1986 Geffen records signs Guns & Roses
1989 1st free elections in USSR: 190 M votes cast; Boris Yeltsin wins
1990 62nd Academy Awards: "Driving Miss Daisy", Daniel Day-Lewis, Jessica Tandy win


BIRTHDAYS

Sandra Day O'Connor-78
Jennifer Grey (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) 48
Leonard Nimoy (Star Trek: Spock)-77
Marcus Allen (Former football player)-48
Alan Arkin-74
Michael Imperioli (Sopranos: Christopher)-42
James Caan (Las Vegas: Ed)-68
Diana Ross-64
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)-60
Amy Smart -32
Vicki Lawrence (Mama’s Family: Mama)-59
Keira Knightley-23
Martin Short-58
Leeza Gibbons-51

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AMERICAN IDOL
The final 10 will be narrowed down tonight...Another will be voted off, Kimberley Locke will perform on the show. Meanwhile songwriters have until Monday to get their entry in for the American Idol songwriting comeptition. http://songwriter.americanidol.com/

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TEEN MOM TO BE ENGAGED
16 year old, Jamie Lynn Spears is sporting an engagement ring from fiancé Casey Aldridge.



BRITNEY RATINGS BOOST
Britney Spears' guest appearance on the March 24 episode of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother helped the show capture its highest ratings ever (among adults 18-49) during its three-year run.


DANCING WITH THE STARS
Penn Jilette and Monica Seles were the first stars eliminated from the sixth season of “Dancing With The Stars.”


WHO MAKES A BODY GOOD?
Taylor Swift, Smashing Pumpkins, Lifehouse and others will join the Milk Makes a Body Good campaign. You'll be able to download copies of thier music from the website with new artists added each week. http://bodybymilk.com/
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HEY, HE'S MCHAPPY....
Luke Pittard won the lottery in Britain. About $3 million! He quit his job, shared the money with his girlfirned Emma, then realized he missed his co-workers, so he reapplied and got is old job back at McDonalds.



SELF SERVE TAPS
Jeff Libby has patented an idea that you may see at sports bars across the country Beer taps right at the tables. They're self service taps and customers are charged by the ounce for the beer. The taps automatically shut off after about three pitchers' worth and waitresses first check patrons' IDs.


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BASEBAL URGED TO GO GREEN
Baseball stadiums in Japan are being urged to help fight global warming by going green. Patrons are being asked to give up the tradiditonal fare of hot dogs and Octopus balls and go vegitarian by animal rights groups. PETA hopes tho spread the movement to American stadiums. They made their pronouncemnt right before the Boston Red Sox-Oakland A's season opener in Tokyo.

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RADIOACTIVE CAT
A man was pulled over by an anti-terro officer after his car went by a radiation monitor and set it off. It ended up the man's cat had just undergone radioation treatment for cancer and had set off the montor as the man drove by near Seattle.

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I'VE NEVER HEAR OF THAT AIRPORT
The Rajiv Gandhi International airportairport was so new a KLM pilot refused to land there because he had never heard of it. Instead he flew 1200 more miles to another airport.The plane's computers believed the aircraft were descending at an unknown place and issued verbal warnings, saying: "Terrain, terrain, pull up. Too low."

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CARDS FOR INMATES
Attorney Terrye Cheathem had a relative in prison. That prompted her to create Three Squares Greetings. The greeting card company has verses especially for the incarcerated like this one for Christmas: ``You had the choice to be 'naughty or nice.' And you chose ... Oh well, now you have to do your time.''

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LOOK INTO MY EYES-HAND ME THE MONEY
In Rome a man has been "hypnotising" tellers and walking out of the bank with cash. The robber apparently walks in and somehow "mesmerizes" the tellers who then gladly hand over the money. The robberies have been caught on surveilllance tape, though the crook has not been apprehended.

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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The first issue of Life - dated November 23, 1936 and featuring the work of photographer Margaret Bourke-White sold for 10 cents.

Theodore Roosevelt sued Iron Age magazine for referring to him as a drunk. He won a settlement of six cents.


The Gulf Stream off the Atlantic seaboard of the United States flows at a rate nearly 300 times faster than the typical flow of the Amazon River, the world's largest river.

The Iditarod dog sled race - from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska - commemorates an emergency operation in 1925 to get medical supplies to Nome following a diphtheria epidemic.

Found in a television set's owner's manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set."

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TODAY IN HISTORY
0031 1st Easter, according to calendar-maker Dionysius Exiguus
1896 Modern Olympics begin in Athens Greece
1939 Billboard Magazine introduces hillbilly (country) music chart
1944 RAF Sergeant Nickolas Alkemade survives a jump from his Lancaster bomber from 18,000 feet without a parachute
1961 Elvis Presley performs live on the USS Arizona
1967 The Turtles' "Happy Together" goes #1
1969 John & Yoko stage their 1st bed-in for peace (Amsterdam)
1970 Concorde makes its 1st supersonic flight (700 MPH/1,127 KPH)
1985 57th Academy Awards: "Amadeus", F Murray Abraham & Sally Field win
1988 Robin Givens demands full access to husband Mike Tyson's money
1996 US issues newly-redesigned $100 bill


BIRTHDAYS

Eileen Ford (Modeling agency founder)-86
Jim Lovell (Former astronaut)-80
Gene Shalit (Movie critic)-76
Gloria Steinem -74
Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives: Bree)-46
Tom Monaghan (Dominos Pizza)-71
Anita Bryant-68
Sarah Jessica Parker-43
Aretha Franklin-66
Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky)-65
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BRITNEY SPEARS APPEAL DENIED
An attorney had tried to get her father's conservatorship of her personal affairs over-turned. A judge refused.


PAMELA ANDERSON DIVORCE
Pamela Anderson has ended another brief marriage. The "Baywatch" star's nuptials with Rick Salomon were officially annulled Monday.


DENISE RICHARDS (no Sheen please)
Denise Richards won a judgment Friday to legally change her surname back to Richards.


MAROON 5-COUNTING CROWS TOUR
Maroon 5 and Counting Crows will team up for an extensive tour this year, beginning July 25th in Virginia Beach, Virginia.


SARA EVANS GETTING MARRIED
Country star and Dancing with the Stars alum Sara Evans will marry, Jay Barker, a former quarterback at the University of Alabama .


GEORGE MICHAEL TOUR
George Michael has announced his first North American tour in 17 years, kicking off June 17th in San Diego.
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SHOPLIFTER FORGETS SOMETHING
a 45 yearold man shoplifted a packet of meat from a Dutch supermarket,, but forgot something in his haste to flee the store. His 12 year old son. Police contacted him through his son, but he told them to call his mother instead. Not exactly the father of the year. The thief later turned himself in Thursday.





POLITICALL INCORRECT AWARDS
Don Imus' "Nappt head hoes" comment topped the list of politically incorrect idiocies for 2007. "Ho-Ho-Ho" made the list after prospective Santa's in Australia were told to usee Ha Ha Ha instead, so as not to offend and Ho Ho Ho's out there. Others: "Fire-breathing Dragon" -- Children's book author Lindsey Gardiner was asked to eliminate a fire-breathing dragon from her new book Publishers feared they could be sued under health and safety regulations. Th are more here: http://www.languagemonitor.com/


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DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
An ATM outside a British supermarket started spewing out double the cash asked for this week. That drew hundreds eager to cash in. After several hours the machine finally ran out of money. Police said those who had benefited could face charges but only if the operator complained.

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HOSPITAL'S NO HORSE POLICY
A man hoping to cheer up an ailing relative at Wilcox Memorial Hospital in Hawaii, hadn't considered one of the visitation rules: No horses allowed. The man actually got the horse into an elevator and to the 3rd floor before security stopped him. To make matters more interesting, the horse wasn't even the right horse. "That's not my horse," the patient said to hospital staff.



THE OREO EXCUSE
Justin Vonkummer was pulled over by Salisbury, Connecticut police for erratic driving. The reason? He claims erratic dunking. His Oreo slipped from his hands as he was dunking it and he went astray while trying to fish the cookie from his milk. Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license — not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records.

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MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
In 1986 Emily Hwang put a letter in a bottle as part of a 4th grade project. The bottle was tossed in the sea along with others from the class. Merle Brandell recenlty found the note on an Alaskan beach over 1700 miles away, and with the help of the Seattle school district from now 30 year old Emily (Shih). "I don't remember the project. It was so long ago. Elementary school is kind of foggy," Shih admitted.

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In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

Ancient Roman gladiators, as a result of their immense public appeal, performed product endorsements.




The state of Maine was once known as the "Earmuff Capital of The World". Earmuffs were invented there by Chester Greenwood in 1873.

When Walt Disney Productions released Return to Oz in (1985), it represented the longest time span that had ever occurred between the original and the remake of a film.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1837 Canada gives blacks the right to vote
1898 1st automobile sold
1955 Tennessee Williams, "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" opens on Broadway for 694 performances
1958 Elvis Presley joins the army (serial number 53310761)
1960 US appeals court rules novel, "Lady Chatterly's Lover", not obscene
1962 Mick Jagger & Keith Richards perform as Little Boy Blue & Blue Boys
1978 Wings release "With a Little Luck"
1989 Mary Martin in "Peter Pan", 1st time seen on TV since 1973
1989 Worst US oil spill, Exxon's Valdez spills 11.3 million gallons off Alaska
1997 69th Academy Awards: "The English Patient", Tom Cruise & Frances McDormand win


BIRTHDAYS


Tommy Hilfiger-57 Star Jones-Reynolds-46
Louie Anderson-55 Lara Flynn Boyle-38
Robert Carradine (Lizzie McGuire: Sam)-54 P.A. Pasemaster Mase (De La Soul)-38
Donna Pescow-54 Sharon Corr (The Corrs)-38
Kelly LeBrock-48 Alyson Hanningan (American Pie)-34
Gabriele "Nena" Kerner-48 Peyton Manning (NFL)-32

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BOX OFFICE

1.Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
2.Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
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5.10,000 B.C.
6.Never Back Down
7.College Road Trip
8.The Bank Job
9.Vantage Point
10.Under The Same Moon


BRYAN ADAMS NEW ALBUM
Look for it exclusively at Walmart. 11 cuts on his 11th album


SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Sarah Jessica Parker has the honor of being the "Unsexiest Woman in the World," according to the latest Maxim Magazine and she's not happy about it.


OPRAH BEING SUED
A woman in Boston says she came up with the idea for Oprah's Big Give a few years ago and wants compensated.


CORINNE BAILEY RAE TRAGEDY
The husband of British soul singer Corinne Bailey Rae was found dead in an apartment in Leeds, England. He was a saxophonist and a drug overdose is suspected.


BRITNEY AUCTION
A least six items of clothing from Britney SPear's wardrobe on "How I Met your mother" will be auctioned off to benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council.

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SOMEONE STOLE MY POT......
Police arrested an Australian man after he reported a break in by 6 men and took some of his pot plants. Police arrived with a warrent and found other plants and arrested the man for a pot growing operation.



DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA AGAIN
This time it's a 66 year old woman in Camas, Washington who followed and armed robber of a KFC and TACKLED the perp. She took down the 22 year and held him until police arrived.


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BOOMERANG IN SPACE
They come back just like they do on earth. Astronaut Takao Doi "threw a boomerang and saw it come back" during his free time on March 18 at the International Space Station. It's the first time anyone did the impromtu experiment in space.

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YOU TUBE AWARDS
And the winner for best music video: "Chocolate Rain."Six nominees for each category: music, sports, comedy, instructional, short film, inspirational, commentary, creative, politics, series, eyewitness and “adorable.” http://youtube.com/ytawards07 is where you can see this year's nominees. All the winners are here: http://www.youtube.com/ytawards07winners

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IT WASN'T OURS?
A Swiss couple has received a suspended jail term of three and four months respectively for spending money a bank mistakenly put into their account. In all they spent over $500,000 for home renovations and other goodies. They had informed the bank of the error in 2000, but they were told by a bank manager that everything was OK so they went on a spending spree.

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Bill Cosby was the first black to win a best actor Emmy.

Australia is home to 350 different kinds of butterflies.

In the world, an average of 16 million thunderstorms are formed per year.




In 1931, an industrialist named Robert Ilg built a half-size replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa outside Chicago and lived in it for several years. The tower is still there.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1859 Zoological Society of Philadelphia, 1st in US, incorporated
1961 Beatles' 1st appearance at the Cavern Club
1962 A bear becomes the 1st creature to be ejected at supersonic speeds
1984 Part of Central Park is named Strawberry Fields honoring John Lennon
1994 Dudley Moore arrested for hitting girlfriend
1994 Watne Gretzky ties Gordie Howe's NHL record of 801 goals
1995 New Jersey officially dedicates the Howard Stern Rest Area along Route 295

BIRTHDAYS

Al Freeman Jr. (One Life To Live: Ed Hall)-74 Matthew Broderick-46
Timothy Dalton-62 Rosie O’Donnell-46
Conrad Lozano (Los Lobos)-57 Jonas “Joker” Berggren (Ace of Base)-41
Gary Oldman (Harry Potter: Sirius Black)-50 Andrew Copeland (Sister Hazel)-40
Sabrina Le Beauf (Cosby Show: Sondra)-50

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THIS WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES


Drillbit Taylor: Owen Wilson is a down-on-his-luck solider of fortune hired to protect three high school freshman from a bully's reign of terror.
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Shutter: A young photographer and his girlfriend are haunted by ghostly images in his photographs while on their honeymoon in Tokyo.
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Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns: A single mother rediscovers the joys of family and second chances when she meets the family of the father she never knew.
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MARIAH CAREY AND CARLOS SANTANA
You'll be able to see them in Macy's 1st ever Spanish language commercial.


JENNIFER ANISTON BOOK
She's writing a tell all about her break up with Brad Pitt.


MILEY CYRUS IN WAX
Madame Tussauds in NY unveiled the statue yesterday of the teen star.


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DON'T TAPE YOURSELF
Robert Echeverria thought he was pretty smart. he posted a video online called "How to Scam Del Taco" . He claimed to be a CEO and complained that he didn't get his order filled right. The restaurant tried to make it right and gave him some freebies. Someone saw the video and reported the scam to police. Mr. Echeverria pleaded guilty to misdemeanor burglary and received a sentence of 30 days in jail, three years' probation and one special condition: a ban from the Rialto Del Taco.



CORN FLAKE-EBAY UPDATE
EBAY forced the 2 sisters selling the corn flake shaped like Illinois to pull the item because they say it violated their food policy. So the sisters are auctioning a "coupon" that can be redeemened for the flake. Meanwhile it's spawned it's own industry, Illinois corn flake paraphernalia, including T-shirts and buttons. Copycat items have popped up on eBay, including corn flakes shaped like Hawaii and Virginia. There's also been a potato chip shaped like Florida.


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$340,000 FLIES IN A BOTTLE
The Canadian Supreme court is hearing a case this week from Waddah Mustapha of Windsor, Ontario. He and his wife claim to have found flies in their unopened bottles of drinking water and sued. His claimis that he siffered: "major depression, anxiety, specific phobias, and obsessional thoughts flowing from seeing the dead flies in the bottle water." He won the case in a lower court only to have it overturned on appeal, now it's in the Supremem Court.

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ARMED AND READY FOR BABY
A German couple bought a stroller in an on line auction. When they took possession of the srtoler they were surprised buy an extra that cam with the item. A LOADED pistol with 6 bullets. Police searched the home of the seller who said he had no idea where the gun came from.

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HOW TO INCREASE MILK PRODUCTION ?
One Ohio dairy farmer thinks he's found the answer. Waterbeds for cows. The Dual Chamber Cow Comfort Cushion, is saiad to increase milk production because the cows are happy. Think I made this one up? : http://www.waterbedsforcows.com/

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REMEMBER THE RUNAWAY BRIDE
Jennifer Wilbanks bolted just before her wedding and claimed to have been kidnapped. She got probabtion. Now here hubby to be has gotten married, to someone else. John Mason married Shelley Martin last Saturday.

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Tarzan's mate Jane's last name was Parker.

On a 1970 tour in San Francisco, California, Rod Stewart and fellow Faces members jumped on top of their rented station wagon and started jumping. When police arrived the car had been crushed.




Seeing another person yawn makes it likely that you will yawn yourself. Thinking about, even reading about yawning can set you off. People with mental disorders such as psychoses rarely yawn.

The first commercial vacuum cleaner was so large it was mounted on a wagon. People threw parties in their homes so guests could watch the new device do its job.

All the planets in our solar system could be placed inside the planet Jupiter.

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1852 Harriet Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin" published (Boston)
1868 Jesse James Gang robs bank in Russelville KY of $14,000
1885 John Matzeliger of Suriname patents shoe lacing machine
1886 1st AC power plant in US begins commercial operation, Massachusetts
1935 "Your Hit Parade" made its debut on radio
1954 1st newspaper vending machine used (Columbia Pennsylvania)
1969 Beatle John Lennon marries Yoko Ono in Gibraltar
1976 Patricia Hearst convicted of armed robbery
1990 Singer Gloria Estefan breaks her collarbone in a bus accident
1991 Court awards Peggy Lee $3 million in contract violation suit against Disney
1991 Michael Jackson signs $65M six album deal with Sony records
1997 Liggett admits cigarettes are addictive


BIRTHDAYS

Carl Reiner-86
Hal Linden (Barney Miller)-77Jerry Reed-71
Kathy Ireland (Model)-45
Pat Riley (Basketball Coach)-63
David Thewlis (Harry Potter: Professor Lupin)-45
Bobby Orr (Hockey Hall of Famer)-60
William Hurt-58
Michael Rapaport-38
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AMERICAN IDOL
Amanda Overmeyer was voted off the show last night.


MADONNA GOES DIGITAL
Madonna will be the first artist to release an album via cell phone before the actual release date. But only in Europe for now to owners of Vodaphones with an I-Tune account.


QUEEN ON TOUR
Queen has their 1st studio album in 13 years coming and will hit the road-worlwide with Paul Rodgers (Bad Company-Free) doing the lead vocals.


JENNIFER LOPEZ TWINS
Pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's newborn twins are in this week's PEOPLE magazine. The issue is out today.

KIRSTIE ALLEY TV DEAL
Kirstie Alley has signed a deal with Oprah to develop TV shows for O's network.

HEATHER MILLS
After making $34,000 a day for being married to Paul McCartney Heather Mills will be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant, April 11 in Vegas.

KATIE HOLMES DESIGNER
Katie Holmes is designing her own line of clothes for Armani, which will hit stores in Spring, 2009.
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VALUABLE BODY PARTS
Tom Jones insured his chest hair for $7 Million, Beyonce and Tina Turner insured their legs for millions, why not a nose? French wine maker, Ilja Gort has insured his nose for $5 million with Llyods of Londons. He says his nose is his most valuable asset. While the tongue has only five areas of taste, the nose can distinguish millions of different scents.



I'M GOING TO CHINA
Colin Baker is Dutch and determined. The 16 year old was upset with his mom's new husband so he jumped on his bike and rode non stop. His destination was China, "I want to go there, because I've never been there," he said. He rode for 600 miles straight until he was found in a small village in Poland after he "looked confused" and didn't speak any Polish.


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SURPRISE!!!
Amber Birdsall is 7. She thought the big box with pink bows might hold a couple of bikes during her birthday party at a Flint, Michigan birthday party. Instead it held her step Dad delivered to her from Gitmo after a 10 month deployment. When Amber and her 9-year-old sister, Kathy Birdsall, opened a colorfully wrapped refrigerator box, Glenn Johnson was inside. Amber got her wish!

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TURN OFF THE TV
All 28 residents of Darang island off the south coast of S. Korea agreed to take part in a social experiement. They turned off the TV for 3 weeks. There were even surveillance cameras set up in the homes to ensure there would be no cheating. The results? The vast majority said later that their lives had become much richer, with more time for reading, conversations between spouses and religious activities.



WHO'S EATING MY CAR ?
Chicago auto dealers say the harsh winter has brought about a plague of small animals
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ROTTEN SNEAKER WINNER
Fifteen-year-old Ben Russell has claim to the title of rottenest sneakers in the country. The Eagle River, Alaska, teen won the championship in Montpelier, Vermont, in the annual Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest.


A SOOTHING VOICE
Chrles Whiting lost his long time wife in 2005. The 80 year old used to listen to a voice mail Caroline left him for comfort. When Verizon switched over systems it seems the voice mail was lost forever. Company spokesman John Bonomo said yesterday that a contractor found the recording in an archive and restored it to the new voicemail system.

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The Pony Express lasted only about 18 months in the United States, during the years of 1860 and 1861.

The $750,000-budget film "American Graffiti" launched the careers of many young stars, including Richard Dreyfuss and Harrison Ford.


Actor Steve McQueen encouraged his karate teacher to pursue a career in acting. The teacher? Chuck Norris. McQueen is quoted as telling Norris, "If you can't do anything else' there's always acting."

In 1832, the Scottish surgeon Neil Arnott devised water beds as a way of improving patients' comfort.

Circus showman P.T. Barnum created a spectacle when he hitched an elephant to a plow beside the train tracks to announce that his circus had come to town. As a result, Barnum attracted many newsmen and the public, but it became soon thereafter, and still remains, illegal in North Carolina to plow a field with an elephant.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1831 1st US bank robbery (City Bank, New York/$245,000)
1883 Jan Matzeliger invents 1st machine to manufacture entire shoes
1918 Congress authorizes time zones & approves daylight saving time
1974 Jefferson Starship begins their 1st tour
1994 Largest omelet (1,383² ft) made with 160,000 eggs in Yokohama Japan
1995 Michael Jordan rejoins Chicago Bulls after 17 months, beats Pacers 1995
1997 Supreme Court hears Internet indecency arguments

BIRTHDAYS

Bruce Willis-53
Burt Metcalfe (Producer – M*A*S*H)-73
Ursula Andress-72
Glenn Close-61
Craig Lamar Traylor (Malcolm in the Middle: Stevie)-19

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HALLE BERRY BABY NAME
Halle Berry's newborn daughter is named Nahla Ariela Aubry.


SPITZER'S GIRL GONE WILD
Ashley Alexandra Dupre was offered $1 Millions to appear in a Girls Gone Wild video. That's until the founder looked her up in the archives and sure enough there she is when she was 18 spending a week on the party bus. Now you'll have to pay the subscription price to see her and the offer's been withdrawn.


PUNKY HAS A BABY
Former “Punky Brewster” star Soleil Moon Frye and her husband, Jason Goldberg, have welcomed their second child, a girl. Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg


SECRET TALENTS TV SHOW
“Secret Talents Of The Stars,” a weekly celebrity talent show that reveals the unknown talents of 16 well-known personalities, premieres April 8 th on CBS. Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Mya, Marla Maples, Danny Bonaduce, Sheila E., Roy Jones, Jr., Cindy Margolis, Ben Stein, George Takei and Joe Frzier are among those that will surprise you with hidden talents.


MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND PETS SOLD
All of Michael Jackson’s pets, including giraffes, giant pythons, parrots and a menagerie of
other species, were purchased by Banjoko Nature Preserve in Arizona.


AMERICAN IDOL
Kellie Pickler will perform Red High Heels on the show tonight.


ELTON JOHN PLAYS FOR HILLARY
He'll preform with a solo concert April 9th at Radio City Music Hall in New York.
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THE GREAT BEE ESCAPE OF 2008
This has got to go down into the lore of bee history 8-12 million bees escaped near Yakima, Washington when a truck carrying crates of the beeds overturned. CHP Trooper Michael Bradley says several beekeepers driving by the accident stopped to assist in the bee wrangling.

SELLING HIS LIFE ON EBAY
Ian Usher, 44, is selling his three-bedroom home, car, and job and all of his possessions on EBAY. The Briton who emigrated from Scarborough six years ago and became an Australian citizen in 2006, split from his wife Laura last year after five years of marriage. He wants to make a clean break and is selling it all! "My aim is to walk away at the end of the eBay auction with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, go to the airport and just jump on the first available plane to anywhere." The successful bidder will also be given access to Mr Usher's friends and a two week trial for his job at a Perth rug store with a view to a permanent job.

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AIR FORCE DROPS BOMB BY ACCIDENTAn apartment building in Oklahoma City has an air aforce bomb dropped on it while the residents were away Thursday. The bomb was a training dud and the pilot didn't even know he had lost it until he returned to base in Tulsa.

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FLORIDA: NO MORE LOW SLUNG PANTS
Florida Lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that could mean suspensions for students with droopy pants. Critics say dress codes should be left to local school districts. The bill won't go into effect unless pass by the State House also. The Florida city of Riviera Beach passed its own saggy pants law Tuesday, with a maximum penalty of 60 days in jail for repeat offenders. Want to get kids to stop the practice? Have their parents starts wearing baggy pants....

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FOR THE WORLD'S "SUPER RICH"
Pierr-Joet champagne has a signature edition champagne for the super rich. Purported to be the most expensive champagne in the world. It will sell in box sets of $50,000 or about $6,785 per bottle. Buyers will be flown to southern France to meet the celar master in person.

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WHY DO WE NEED THIS?
Anson Hall, a retired auto dealer, has patented a new gizmo for restaurants
called a Manners-Menders. A small disposable tray where diners can place their fork, knife and spoon between courses. There is a place to display a business card on the tray, as
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EBAY CORNFLAKE
23 year old Melissa McIntire and her 15-year-old sister, Emily, are offering a flake they say is shaped like the state of Illinois on EBAY. Bidding reached as high as $150,000 and the sisters keeping it safe, wrapped in cotton inside of a fine jewelry box. "It was almost to my mouth, it didn't look like Illinois at first because it was held the wrong way."

MAN BOOB REDUCTION
Xiao Feng, a Chinese woman forced her boyfriend to have breast-reduction surgery because his man boobs made her look flat. Zhang Jianguo underwent surgery, he explained: "She said that whenever we went out, she felt embarrassed because my breasts were eye-catching compared to hers."

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In the U.S., at least two million dads are Mr. Moms. That is triple the number of
stay-at-home dads that were changing diapers and doing dishes in 1996, according
to the U. S. Census Bureau. Included in the figure are the dads who work
out of their homes and who work part-time.

A United Parcel Service delivery person typically makes up to 300 pickups or deliveries a day. That compares to someone doing 600 sets of step aerobics a day.




Child singer Jimmy Boyd was 12 years and 11 months old when he sang the Christmas favorite, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." The song hit the top of the pop charts.

The Bee Gees became so desperate to sell records that they gave members of their fan club money to go out and buy albums. There were only six people in the fan club at that time.

A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1870 1st US National Wildlife Preserve (Lake Meritt in Oakland CA)
1944 2,500 women trample guards & floorwalkers to purchase 1,500 alarm clocks announced for sale in a Chicago IL department store
1948 Philips begin experimental TV broadcasting
1949 NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization) ratified
1961 Poppin' Fresh Pillsbury Dough Boy introduced
1966 Scott Paper begins selling paper dresses for $1
1967 Beatles' "Penny Lane" single goes #1
1982 Singer Teddy Pendergrass' spinal cord severed in a car accident
1992 Donna Summer gets a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame
1992 Leona Helmsley sentence to 4 years for tax evasion
1994 Zsa Zsa Gabor files for bankruptcy
1995 Michael Jordan announces he is ending his 17 month NBA retirement

BIRTHDAYS

Peter Graves-82
Kevin Dobson (Knots Landing: Mack)-65
Queen Latifah-38
Irene Cara (Fame)-49
Dane Cook-36
James McMurtry-46
Vanessa L. Williams-45
Adam Levine (Maroon 5)-29
Bonnie Blair-44

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MCCARTNEY DIVORCE
A London judge has awarded Heather Mills a total of $48.6 million in the financial settlement of her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney.The judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.

BRITNEY MUST PAY K-FED
$375,000 for his legal feees in their court custody case.

AMERICA IDOL GIVES BACK
Apr. 9th Bono, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Miley Cyrus, Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, Mariah Carey, Fergie, Chris Daughtry and Carrie Underwood and others will be part of the American Idol charity event.


DONNY AND MARIE
The Osmonds will host and perform on next month's Miss America pageant.

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DON'T MESS WITH GRANNY....
83 year old Bernie Garcia was NOT giving up her purse to a would be thief in Santa Fe, NM. The great granmother had an iron grip on her purse as the low life tried to snatch it while she was pumping gas. She went so far as to spray him with some gas, before another man intervened and the crook fled. he was later caught after a witness took down the license plate of the stolen vehicle.




WANTED: 12 PREGNANT BALLET DANCERS
A British ballet company is looking for a dozen women ballet dancers who are pregnant. "MaEternal" will be performed in the northern English city of Newcastle in May and is offering the 12 who get through the auditions "a chance to share with an audience the beauty of what it means to carry the life of another within you."


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FIVE BUCKS A CAT RESCINDED
After an uproar from aanimal lovers and animal rights groups Randolph, IA. city fathers have withdrawn and offer of $5 for every stray cat caught in the town of 200. Instead they are now working with shelters to find alternatives to their feral filne problem.

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HERE'S A TESTIMONIAL
72 Gertrude Meller had to be rescued from a bed in a Sleep Store in Gremany. The last thing Gertrude remembers is how comfortable the bed was. The next thing she knew she woke up in the bed after hours in the store. She found a phone in an office to call authorities to let her out. "She was impressed by the quality of the sofa bed but she is understandably a bit upset that the shop staff did not see her and left her there so she is not quite as impressed with the quality of the service."




CATCHING SOME RADICAL WAVES.....
Bunsen, Harry, Curly and Chopsticks are some surfing mice. The four Australians have become a bit of an internet sensation with the following video on YouTube.








IT'S AN EAR WARMER I TELL YA!!!
Walter Klien was driving his truck with his cell phone to his ear. He was pulled over by cops and cited for using a cell phone while driving, only hand free sets are allowed in Germany. The big rig driver claimed he was using the recently charged and thusly warm cell phone to warm his ear. The court bought the argument after Mr. Klein produced detailed cell phone records to prove he had not been talking on the phone at the time.

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A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE
A pair of hapless bank robbers in Poland had to run away with red faces, puffy eyes and no money after they tried to blast the teller with a shot of pepper spray. One thing they didn't account for was the blast of warm air from a heater blwoing at them, which put the irritant right into their own eyes.

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ENGAGEMENT RING GONE INTO THIN AIR
Lefkos Hajji thought it was a pretty cool idea how he was going to propose to his seetheart Leanne. He'd conceal her $10,000 engagement ring in a helium baloon and when he popped the question she could pop the baloon. One problem, a gust of wind grabbed the bunch of balloons when he emerged from the shop and off they went. Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success. His girlfiend was not amused and won't speak with him until he gets a new ring.


WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THAT SENT?
They say to follow themoney if looking for a crook. Eric Livers of Cheyee, Wtyoiming was wanted y police but had since skipped the state for Portsmouth, Maine. Mr. Livers just couldn't resist calling his former Wyoming employer and asking that his final paycheck be mailed to his New Hampshire address. The employer called police, Eric's in the slammer awaiting extradition.

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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL
Amanda Rouse, 15, was riding on a bus with 40 elementary students when the bus driver fell from her seat and hit her head on a turn. Amanda jumped into the drivers seat and eventually brought the out of control bus to a stop after hitting two parked cars. No one was hurt, but Amanda was handed a Saturday detention instead because she was skipping school.

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Before candy, hot cross buns and pretzels were the traditional Easter treats!

The largest chocolate Easter egg ever made was 25 feet high and weighed nearly 9,000 pounds!

It took 27 hours to make one Peep in 1953--even the eyes were hand-pained! Today it takes just six minutes!


The Cadbury Creme egg was developed by scientists in 1971 and the plant in England can "lay"
66,000 eggs every hour!

There are 3.8 million people in Ireland, but when Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated on March 17, it seems that the whole world turns Irish.

9 - Number of places in the United States which share the name of Dublin, Ireland's capital city. Dublin, Ohio, was the most populous, at 31,392, followed closely by Dublin, California, at 29,973.

4 - Number of places in the United States named Shamrock, the floral emblem of Ireland. Mount Gay-Shamrock, West Virginia and Shamrock, Texas, were the most populous, with 2,623 and 2,029 residents, respectively. Shamrock Lakes, Indiana had 168 residents and Shamrock, Oklahoma, 125.
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TODAY IN HISTORY

0432 St Patrick, a bishop, is carried off to Ireland as a slave
1521 Ferdinand Magellan discovers the Philippines
1753 1st official St Patrick's Day
1756 St Patrick's Day 1st celebrated in NYC at Crown & Thistle Tavern
1804 Johann von Schiller's "Wilhelm Tell" premieres (audio)
1845 Bristol man, Henry Jones, patents self-raising flour
1845 Rubber band patented by Stephen Perry of London
1884 John Joseph Montgomery makes 1st glider flight, Otay CA
1898 1st practical submarine 1st submerges, New York NY (for 1 hour 40 minutes)
1956 8th Emmy Awards: Ed Sullivan Show, Phil Silvers Show & Lucy Ball
1976 Rubin "Hurricane" Carter is retried
1997 CNN begins Spanish broadcasts

BIRTHDAYS

Patrick Duffy (Dallas: Bobby Ewing)-59
Kurt Russell-57
Lesley-Anne Down-54
Gary Sinise-53
Caroline Corr (The Corrs)-35
Rob Lowe-44

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THE BOX OFFICE


1.Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
2.10,000 B.C.
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6.The Bank Job
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HALLE BERRY BABY
The 41-year-old actress had a baby girl Sunday, the father is 32-year-old model Gabriel Aubry. No word on a name yet.


RICHARD GERE OFF THE HOOK FOR KISS
India's Supreme Court suspended on Friday legal proceedings against Richard Gere, who faced obscenity charges for publicly kissing Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty last year. He can nowtravel to India.


JESSE VENTURA PRESIDENT
The former wrestler-Gov. of Minnesota says he's considering a run as an Independent.

BRITNEY SPEARS FIRINGS
More than two dozen employees of the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles will be fired or disciplined for peeking at Britney Spears' medical records.

AMERICAN IDOL
The Web site VoteForTheWorst.com wants you to vote for Amanda Overmyer for ``American Idol.'' The site picks a contestant that it feels is the worst singer and encourages people to vote for that contestant to keep the competition interesting.

AMERICAN IDOL-CHRIS SLIGH
Chris Sligh from last year's edition of ``American Idol'' is putting out an album. ``Running Back To You'' will be released May 6th.

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OUTLAW BEAR!!!!

A bear in Macedonia has been convicted of theft and criminal damage after multiple raids on a beekeepers honey producing hives. Zoran Kiseloski said he tried to keep the bear away by playing loud music, which worked until his generator died. Frustrated, Mr. Kisoleski took the bear to court and WON about $2500 in damages. Since the bear has no owner, the state has been ordered to pay the settlement.

GET GOD AND GAS ALL IN ONE
The Xenia Christian Center is offering 25 cents off per gallon of gas purchased at a local convenience store. The church is making up the difference and is just looking to promote their Easter service.


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MICHIGAN BEER NEWS
Police in suburban Detroit are looking for a 6-foot-tall glass of Guinness beer. It's actually a costume of a beer glass that's gone missing. Police say it's worth three-grand and is believed to be one of only two such costumes in the U.S. A.

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Lansing barbershop owner Thomas Martin has been told to stop giving his customers a beer with their trim. He's been offering the freebie with a cut for a whkile and is taking his case to state lawmakers. A spokesman for the attorney general says the cut-and-brew situation is under review. But officials note state law doesn't permit consumption of alcohol when people are paying for other services.



WHERE DID I PUT MY GLASSES????
Japanese researchers have developed glasses that "remember" everything that's been looked at. The Smart Goggle records everything the wearer sees and can recognize objects. If a user tells the glasses the name of everything he or she looks at, the glasses will remember. You can then replay to find the locations of items.

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DOG GETS FIRED.........
Bronx had a part in the stage production of Oliver. The bull terrier has been fired because of his on stage antics: "He flaps his leg and stamps. "He got on stage when Bill (a character) was having a romantic moment with Nancy and did his dace, with his leg going up and down. Everyone started laughing."

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HEY YOU WOKE ME UP
A 15 year old student is suring the Danbury, Conn. school district claiming hearing losss after a teacher slammed her palm down of his desk while he was sleeping in her class.

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South Korean tour operators are working hard to put together a deal for hackers to be able to play the most reclusive, exclusive golf course in the world in North Korea. The tour would set you back about $3,000 to play this well manicured course in the wrold's most isolated country. By the way this is the course where North Korea's "Dear Leader" shot 11 holes in one in one round.

SLEEPING POLITICIAN
Kamikaze energy drink is taking some heat for it's latest billboard in Chzechoslovakia. It shows a the country's foreign minister snozing during a parliamentary debate with the slogan: "Stay on your feet longer." Thus far the company is refusing to remove the billboard.
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Bill Haley and the Comets, one of rock and roll's pioneer groups actually began their career's as Bill Haley's Saddle Pals - a country music act.

Statistically, UFO sightings are at their greatest number during those times when Mars is closest to Earth.

The U.S. record for the greatest number of patented inventions is 1,093. The record is held by Thomas Alva Edison.



Just like today's computers, early telephones were very confusing to new users. Some became so frustrated with the new technology, they attacked the phone with an ax or ripped it out of the wall.

The first catcher in major league baseball history to win the Rookie of the Year award was Johnny Bench of the Cincinnati Reds, in 1968.

On the TV sitcom The Addams Family, it took actress Carolyn Jones two hours every day to put on Morticia's vampirish make-up. She also wore a full-length wig made of black human hair.

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1743 1st American town meeting (Boston's Faneuil Hall)
1794 Eli Whitney patents the cotton gin
1923 President Warren G Harding became 1st President filing income tax report and pay taxes
1937 Battle of the Century: Fred Allen & Jack Benny meet on radio
1971 Barbra Streisand appears on "The Burt Bacharach Special" on CBS TV
1971 The Rolling Stones leave England for France to escape taxes
1995 1st time 13 people in space

BIRTHDAYS

Frank Borman (Former astronaut)-80
Billy Crystal-60
Michael Caine-75
Prince Albert of Monoco-50
Quincy Jones-75
Gene Cernan (astronaut)-74
Taylor Hanson (Hanson)-25
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NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

Doomsday: When a lethal virus spreads throughout the country, an elite group of specialists must retrieve a cure by any means necessary.
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Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who: An imaginative elephant is determined to help when he hearsa cry coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air.
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Never Back Down: The new kid in town is determined to learn the discipline of mixed martial arts after he is humiliated and defeated by a bully in a fight.
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MINNIE DRIVER PREGNANT
Minnie Driver has confirmed she’s expecting her first child. No wod on who the father is...


EXPENSIVE DATE
A date with Scarlett Johansson auctioned off on eBay has raised more than $40,000 for the Oxfam charity.

NEVERLAND DEAL
Michael Jackson has refinanced his Neverland ranch so he can hold on to the property which was to go up for auction this month if the $24 million wasn't paid.

SHERYL CROW'S NEW GIG
She says she'll be collaborating with friend Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac next year.

A BUSH MARRIAGE
Jenna Bush's wedding is coming up at the Crawford ranch on May 10th.

MELISSA JOAN HART BABY
Melissa Joan Hart gave birth to her second child, Wednesday. Another son, Braydon Hart Wilkerson.
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DOLPHINE HERO
Moko is a dolphin off the coast of New Zealand that swims win humans many days. Before Moko arrived, rescue workers had been working for more than an hour to get two pygmy sperm whales, a mother and her calf, back out to sea after they were stranded. The whales just couldn't find their way off the beach. Then along came Moko, who approached the whales and appeared to lead them as they swam 200 yards along the beach and through a channel out to the open sea.




ONE TOUGH SHEEP
German police found them in hot pursuit of an escaped sheep in Guester. The escapee eluded the cops during a 30 mph chase by jumping over the hoods of cars set up as a roadblock and also intimidated a police dog with some well placed head butts. Eventually the criminal mutton was apprehended and now authorities are looking for the sheep's owner.

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BEES! THE HOUSE
Helen and Jerry Stathatos have millions of bees. All of them living inside the walls of their house. Recently they called in bee expert, Dustin Mackey to see what it would take to rid themselves of the bees. Mackey says the place smells so sweet, it's like being inside a jar of honey. And the millions of bees won't be going anywhere soon. The Stathatos found out contractors would have to tear down the honey dripping walls to get to them.

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PSSTTT> HEY KID>>>WANNA BUY SOME CANDY?
Michael Sheridan is an 8th grade honor student in New Haven, Connectiut. He's been stripped of his title as class vice president, barred from attending an honors student dinner and suspended for a day after, get this........ buying a bag of Skittles from a classmate. The school system banned candy sales in 2003 as part of a districtwide school wellness policy.





POST IT NOTE ART
An art student at Illinois Wesleyan University has created a giant portrait of Abraham Lincoln using 6,000 Post It Notes. Chris Killham created the unusual portait “Hugs & Kisses, Abe”, saying he was inspired by the art teacher.

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What's little and green and stuck to your bumper? A leprechaun who didn't look both ways.

Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height? Yeah, but only a little!

What's six feet tall, green, and has a crock of gold? A leprechaun with a gland problem!

Irish Saying: An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Irish Saying: There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.
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Phone calls in the United States plummeted as much as 58 percent during the reading of the O.J. Simpson trial verdict in 1995. According to polls, workers across the nation put their jobs on hold for up to 30 minutes.

During the Spanish American War in 1898 there were 45 stars on the American flag.




California police in the 1920s thought they had gotten the drop on a moonshiner. They raided what they thought was a still and found, instead, inventor Philo T. Farnsworth, working on something that was later to become television.

Cheryl Ladd (of Charlie's Angels fame) played the voice, both talking and singing, of Josie in the 70s Saturday morning cartoon Josie and the Pussycats.

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William H. Macy-58
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AMERICAN IDOL
David Hernadez was voted off the show last night.


SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SUB
After Janet Jackson ppulled out of SNL because of flu, Mariah Carey has stepped in to perform this week.


HARRY POTTER FILMS
It may be one book, but "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows" will be split up into TWO films. The first film is slated for release in November 2010, with part two following in May 2011.


HARRY CONNICK JR. THE REBEL
Chinese authroities are giving the singer a hard time. He submitted an old song list to get the performance permit. But his band doesn't play those songs anymore. The Chinese are insisting he perform only what's on the list. The Chinese are sensitive after Bjork's outburst about Tibet last month.


CHARLIE SHEEN
The Two and a Half Men star can bbeen seen in his Hanes in new commercials where he stars with Michael Jordan.


LARRY THE CABLE GUY SLIMMER
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WOMEN, CHILDREN AND DOGS FIRST
Randy Earl's small fishing boat capsized in a lake near Core, W. VA. When rescuers arrived Mr. Earl asked them to save his dog Lacy first. After the boat capsized he put Lacy on top of the overturned hull while he clung to the boat wearing his life jacket.



SORRY GRANDMA
Dinesha is 11. She wanted to listen to some CD's in Grandmas car. She somehow put the car into drive in the process and ran up some steps. Then she panicked. She put the car in reverse sending it across the parking lot, through a fence and into a swimming pool. She's fine. The car is not.


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PINK POODLE FINE
Joy Douglas mixed up some beet juice and Koolaid to dye her poodle, Cici pink to bring attention to breast cancer. She faces a $1000 fine and along with a pro bono lawyer is taking the case to court. She was ticketed March 1 under a Boulder ordinance that makes it illegal to dye animals. The ordinance is designed discourage people from dyeing rabbits and chicks for Easter.


HOW SMART IS YOUR DOG?
PoochIQ.com (http://PoochIQ.com) is marketing a kit to help determine how smart your dog is. The Pooch IQ Kit includes 15 “mentally stimulating” tasks designed to determine
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THIS IS A LITTLE LATE
Better late than never. Someone in Finland quietly returned a book borrowed over 100 years ago from a library in Vantaa. The religious periodical was borrowed such a long time ago that the Korso branch of the Vantaa library, where it was finally handed in, did not even exist when the book was borrowed.



NOSEY NEIGHBORS
The city of Northampton, Massachusetts, is looking for a few good noses. City officials are looking for landfill sniffers to put their noses to good use to smell out offending odors. They are trained to detect and rate the strength of rotting trash, landfill gases and other unpleasantries. The city is trying to avoid state fines or mandated changes.

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DOING IT FOR DADDY
Cai Ruigong promised his father a stripper for his funeral if he lived beyond the age of 100. Cai Jinlai passed away at the age of 103 after a three mile walk into town to vote. His son hired the exotic dancer, as promised who performed at the funeral.

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MAGNETO BOY
Joseph Falciatano, a 12-year-old from New York state, is getting special treament at his school. A a grounding pad and an anti-static wrist-strap. The special equipment comes because Joe continuously crashes ever computer he gets near. Experts are baffled as to why the youngster has the bizarre power but believe it is down to the amount of static electricity he produces. The problem even comes home. If Joe gets too close to his Xbox it freezes.

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10. How To Turn a Lung Transplant Into a Vacation Home
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The annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade was temporarily halted in the early 1940s during World War II, as rubber and helium could not be wasted. It resumed in 1945, and was televised in New York. The Parade also began the route it still follows today.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.




No one knows with any certainty the origin of the popular nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty."

The average speed of an avalanche is 22 miles per hour.

Lalo Schifrin wrote the distinctive score for television's Mission: Impossible, for which he earned the Grammy for Best Original Score Written for a Motion Picture or Television Show in 1968.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1519 Cortez lands in México
1884 US adopts Standard Time
1887 Chester Greenwood of Maine patents earmuffs
1888 Great Blizzard of 1888 rages
1965 Beatles' "Eight Days a Week" single goes #1 & stays #1 for 2 weeks
1965 Jeff Beck replaces Eric Clapton of the Yardbirds
1968 Beatles release "Lady Madonna"
1992 Martina Navratilova & Judy Nelson settle their galamony suit
1994 Cuba Godding Jr (26) weds Sara Kapfer (26)

BIRTHDAYS

Barbara Feldon (Get Smart: Agent 99)-76
Courtney B. Vance-48
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AMERICAN IDOL
Last night the men and the women sang from the Lennon-McCartney songbook, tonight more will be eliminated.


JIM CARREY IN A ROBE
The actor showed up for Letterman in only a robe. He says the time chnge messed him up and he was getting a massage when he realized he was late for his appearance.


SCARLETT JOHANSSEN AUCTION
The actress' auction on EBAY has bidding up to over $38,000 for a date with the star to a premier of her next movie. The 10-day auction ends today. All proceeds from the auction will go to Oxfam. Over a million page views for the auction thus far with 160 plus bidders.


BRANGELINA EXPECTING TWINS
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be expecting twins according to E! online.


REGIS PHILBIN HONORED
Regis Philbin will be honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Daytime Emmys on June 20th.

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS WORK
Britney Spears will make a guest appearance on the CBS show “How I Met Your Mother” March 24th!

JANET JACKSON SNL APPEARANCE CANCELLED
She has the flu and won't be able to perform this Saturday night as scheduled

TAYLOR SWIFT DOLL
Taylor Swift has signed a deal to come out with a line of fashion dolls this fall. The dolls will wear Swift's most memorable fashions. Some of the dolls will also sport her signature crystal guitar.

CELEBRITY REALITY SHOW
`Rock the Cradle'' will feature the children of music legends like Olivia Newton John, Joe Walsh of the Eagles, Bobby Brown and Kenny Loggins. The series premieres on April 3rd.
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ANOTHER 100 PLUS PERSON GETS IT ON
Last week I told you about Japan's oldest boxer a 44 year old mother of two. We now we have Molly Reeves who keeps in shape by lacing up the gloves and hitting the boxing ring once a week. One difference, she's 100. The British woman says that after her workout: "I feel a bit achy afterwards but I really do enjoy it. It's a giggle."



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Today's stupid criminal celebrated his 43 birthday by robbing a Rite Aid and Shopko within 30 minutes of each other on his birthday. Dawayne D. Butler is accused of the offenses after police received a report of money and checks in the street, and Butler was stopped in a vehicle and arrested based on witness descriptions.


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TAX EVASION BIG TIME
Two Japanese sisters have been accused of evading taxes by hiding their inheritance in boxes in a shed. 50 cardboard boxes stuffed with $58 million in cash, the largest sum ever hidden from authorities to avoid taxes.

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COLTS HISTORY UP FOR SALE ON LINE
You can buy the lockers, the seats, turf and even pieces of the RCA dome itself. They all went up for sale on line. The Indianapolis Colts will be leaving the RCA Dome which is being torn down for the new $750 Million Lucas Oil Stadium next year.




AXE ATTACK
Lot's of adolescent boys believe the Axe Gragrance ads claim to drive women crazy. So much so that their dousing themselves in the stuff as a "substitue to a shower" ad naseum. A Minnesota lawmaker is proposing legislation that would urge a fragrance-free educational campaign for schools. Satet Rep wanted to ban the sprays altogether in schools but has revised her proposal to an educational campaign. tehys ay the overwhelming sprays can actually cause asthma attacks. Now isn't that romantic?

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NO TROUBLE FINDING A PARKING SPACE
Think about a car that drives itself in city traffic and folds like a shopping cart when parking. Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have devised just such a vehicle, a futuristic "City Car." Hundreds could be stacked around a city and "you would just go and swipe your (credit) card and take the first one available and drive away."


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Presidents living in the U. S. White House have had some unusual pets. President Calvin Coolidge had a raccoon. Theodore Roosevelt had a pet badger and Abraham Lincoln had a pair of goats.

Which 'ology' is the art of ringing bells? Answer. Campanology.



Since the 1930's the town of Corona, CA has buried, and lost, all 17 of its time capsules.


The New York Post, established in 1803, is the country's oldest running newspaper.


82% believe in an afterlife.


There is no tipping at restaurants in Japan.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1302 Romeo & Juliet's wedding day, according to Shakespeare
1927 1st armored commercial car hold-up in US, Pittsburgh 1927 1st golden gloves tournament
1997 Ashes of Star Trek creator, Gene Roddenberry are launched into space
1997 Beatle Paul McCartney knighted Sir Paul by Queen Elizabeth II


BIRTHDAYS


Rupert Murdoch-77
Wallace Langham (CSI: David Hodges)-43
Sam Donaldson-74
Lisa Loeb-40
Bobby McFerrin-58
Susan Richardson (Eight Is Enough: Susan) -56
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PATRICK SWAYZE PULLS OUT OF MOVIE
Patrick Swayze has pulled out of his new movie, “Fired Up!” as he battles pancreatic cancer.


MICHAEL JACKSON HELP?
Two fans, Liam Collins, 29, and David Bone, 26, have launched a bid to buy Neverland Ranch and rent it back to Michael if he wants it. He owes $24 million by March 19th if he wants to hold on to the property.


MADONNA'S WEDDING DRESS DANCE
Remeber Madonna writihng on the floor in a wedding dress at the MTV Video Music Awards years ago. It wasn't suppoesed to happen that way.Madonna revealed at her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction last night she lost her high-heeled shoe and fell on the floor and suddenly it was a dance.

RASCAL FLATTS AT CMT
Rascal Flatts has been added to the list of performers for next month's CMT Music Awards.

LISA MARIE SUING
Lisa Marie Presley is suing Britain's Daily Mail for calling her fat. Presley has since confirmed that she's pregnant with her third child. She wants an apology and damages.

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHAY BABY NAME
Matthew McConaughey wants to name his unborn son "Bud" after his favorite beer. His brother, Michael, named his second son Miller Lyte. His Model girlfirend isn't vrazy about the idea.

DANNY NORIEGA OFFERED A GIG
Rosie O'Donnell has offered the booted American Idol contestant a job on one of her Rosies family cruises to perform.
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HOLIDAY SURPRISE
William Ostell, and his wife Heather decided to take a spur of the moment getaway from their holiday home. They were unable to reach their adult daughter Angela before leaving for the getaway. Imagine their surprise when they pulled into their driveway to find the press, their daughter and the police about to hold a press conference about their disappearance. They arranged for neighbours to take care of their pet dog, and left the door unlocked by accident.



ISN'T THAT NICOLAS CAGE?
No, it was an imposter who duped the Real, Madrid soccer team into giving him the red carpet treatment. this past week. The lookalike, Italian TV personality Paolo Calabresi, watched Wednesday's game from the owner's box at the Bernabeu and was taken into the team dressing room afterwards. He was even photographed being presented with a personalised Real shirt by club president Ramon Calderon.


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LOT'S OF MEN IN TIGHTS
The world record of dressing up as Robin Hood has been broken. Over 1100 gathered in Nottingham dressed in their tights. Minimum dress for the record attempt was a feather, a green or brown tunic and trousers and leather footwear. The prior record was 607 Men in tights.

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THEY DANCED ALL NIGHT
More than 750 people danced the night away for 30 hours straight and raised over $1 Million for cancer research in Evanston, Illinois over the weekend.



VODKA-TANK-HOUSE
Not a good combination. A Russian tank crashed through a villager's house after the crew stopped to buy more vodka at a nearby shop. The entire incident was filmed on a cell phone camera, showing an apparently drink tank driver. A women can be heard; "thank God they didn't shoot."

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SPEEDERS BUSTED
Cops in Rockville, Maryland have been running through red light radar cameras and now the county has been getting the bill. The chief of Police says the officers should pay the fine. Some have even been captured on film flipping off the cameras.

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FAMOUS CATS (pussies) IN HISTORY
He uttered those immortal words: "Thufferin' Thuccotash!". – Sylvester

the most well known of Dr Seuss' series of childrens' books. –The Cat in the Hat

A friend of Winnie The Pooh – Tigger

This cat was in Alice in Wonderland – The Cheshire cat

Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfieffer and Halle Berry – Catwoman

Odie- Jon and ____? Garfield

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Walt Disney holds the record for having the most Academy Award nominations with 64. The most nominated living person is John Williams with 38 nominations.

Before settling on the name of Tiny Tim for his character in "A Christmas Carol", three other alliterative names were considered by Charles Dickens. They were: Little Larry, Puny Pete and Small Sam.




Legos are sold in more than 125 countries.

No two-cycle engines are allowed in Singapore. The license fee for a new car is small, about $5, but as the vehicle grows older, the fee increases. When the auto reaches 8 years old, it is no longer allowed on the streets. This is opposite of the license-fee structure in the United States. While strict, Singapore's auto law has virtually wiped out air pollution in the country.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1849 Abraham Lincoln applies for a patent; only US President to do so (a device to lift boats over shoals, never manufactured)
1862 US issues 1st paper money ($5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $500 & $1000)
1864 Grant is named commander of the Union armies
1874 Purdue University (Indiana) admits its 1st student
1876 1st telephone call made (Alexander Graham Bell to Thomas Watson)
1903 Harry Gammeter, Cleveland, patents multigraph duplicating machine
1969 James Earl Ray pleads guilty in murder of Martin Luther King Jr
1990 4th American Comedy Awards: When Harry Met Sally
1996 22nd People's Choice Awards: Apollo 13, Tom Hanks win


BIRTHDAYS

Chuck Norris-68
Prince Edward-44
Bob Greene (Columnist)-61
Edie Brickell (New Bohemians)-42
Shannon Tweed-51
Timbaland (Rapper-producer)-36
Sharon Stone-50
Carrie Underwood-25
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BOX OFFICE

1.10,000 B.C.
2.College Road Trip
3.Vantage Point
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5.The Bank Job
6.The Spiderwick Chronicles
7.The Other Boleyn Girl
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9.Step Up 2 the Streets
10.Fool's Gold


ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTION
The Ventures, The Dave Clark Five, Madonna, Leonard Cohen and John Mellencamp will be inducted in a ceremony in New York tonight.


LISA MARIE PRESLEY PREGNANT
Presley and her husband, music producer Michael Lockwood, are expecting a baby next fall.


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TV PRODUCER
Justin Timberlake is working on a pilot for NBC. "My Problem With Women." It's based on a similar show in Peru. It follows Jose, a guy in his 30s, who tries to figure out where he goes wrong with women through therapy.


JENNIFER LOPEZ BABY PICS
Marc Anthony will take the pictures of the twins. Jennifer Lopez has sold pictures of her newborn twins to People magazine for $6 million. Lopez also included a clause in the contract stating People will stop referring to her by the nickname “J. Lo.”


GILLIGAN'S ISLAND HONOR
Sherwood Schwartz, who created the TV comedy classics “Gilligan’s Island” and “The Brady Brunch,” received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last Friday. Schwartz is 91.


THE WB NETWORK RETURNING
To the web. WB.Com will launch next month featuring some of the defunct networks favorite shows like Gilmore Girls and Everwood.


MATT DAMON EXPECTING
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are expecting another child.


JANET JACKSON WEIGHT LOSS BOOK
The singer will release the book later this year


PAULA ABDUL ALBUM COMING
She's working on a new album set for release towards the end of 2008, her first since 1995's Head Over Heals.

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A LONG ROAD TO THE ALTER
Giuseppe Rebaudi is to marry long time girlfriend Silvie Basain. They just got their certificate from the French embassy that says French born Silvie has not been married before. They've been waiting to tie the knot for quite a while. They've been dating since 1952. He's 101, she's 98. She's worried their rushing it: "We have only been together for 50 years - that may be a bit quick but then again you are only young once."




STILETTO RACING
150 young women raced down Amsterdam's most famed fashion street in stiletto heels Thursday, racing for a $15,000 prize. The "Stiletto Run" is only three years old but has quickly grown in popularity and spawned imitation races in Germany, Sweden, Poland and Russia. "Shopping is sport" is the theme up the competition. Tamara Ruben won the 380 yard race. Asked how she'd spend the winnings she said: "Anything but heels."

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"I'M AN ACTOR"
Minnesota Bars are getting around the recently passed smoking ban by using a loophole in the law. The ban on smoking in restaurants and other nightspots contains an exception for performers in theatrical productions. So the clubs are inviting patrons to come dressed in costume. Many are and happily smoking as they've now been designated as "actors" in the establishments, some going as far as speaking in funny accents. The health department is not amused and may move against the bars soon.



ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING AND HE'S DRUNK
David Blaisdell an Elvis impersonator had a court date to answer charges of stalking and violating a protective order. So the King showed up sporting sunglasses and a rhinestone-studded shirt with a scarf draped around his neck. And he was intoxicated. The judge was not amused and had him tested for intoxication and sentenced him to three days in jail when it was determined David's blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit

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NURSE MOONING
Suzanne Mueffelmann, a nurse's assitant in Boulder has been fired for mooning some co-workers. Suzanne she was just trying to lighten up the mood at the Frasier Assisted Living Home. One co-worker told police she was "very alarmed and scared." Another said she "felt uncomfortable with the incident" and felt it was "weird and random." Scared? Scared is hospital gown butt!

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DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS GUY ON THE TEAM ?
Nathaniel King lost his job last December, when he fainted while on the job and failed to complete newly required paramedic training. The problem is he faints everytime he has to give an injection or start an IV line. He's now suing the city of Saratoga Springs, New York.

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2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions. . . shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
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The largest Great White Shark ever caught measured 37 feet and weighed 24,000 pounds.

In order to sell his sets of Shakespeare door-to-door, David McConnell offered free perfume to his customers. He realized the perfume was more popular and began selling cosmetics door-to-door. This began the company that grew into Avon.




A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut, prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.


The manuals used for launching the first space shuttle would, if all the copies were piled on one another, reach almost twice as high as Chicago's Sears Tower.


Golfer Arnold Palmer was the first person to make $1 million playing golf.


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1774 British close port of Boston to all commerce
1876 Alexander Graham Bell patents telephone
1908 Cincinnati Mayor Mark Breith stood before city council & announced that, "women are not physically fit to operate automobiles"
1911 US sent 20,000 troops to Mexican border
1911 Willis Farnsworth, Petaluma CA, patents coin-operated locker 1933 Game of "Monopoly" invented 1989 Iran drops diplomatic relations with Britain over Salman Rushdie's book "The Satanic Verses"
1996 1st surface photos of Pluto (photographed by Hubble Space Telescope)

BIRTHDAYS


Willard Scott-74
Janet Guthrie (Former Auto Racer)-70
Wanda Sykes-44
Daniel J. Travanti (Hill Street Blues: Furillo)-68
Taylor Dayne-43
Michael Eisner (Disney Executive)-66
John Heard-62
Rachel Weisz-37
Peter Wolf (J. Geils Band)-62
Lynn Swann -56
Bryan Cranston (Malcolm in the Middle: Hal)-52
Jenna Fischer (The Office: Pam Beesly)-34
Laura Prepon (That 70's Show: Donna)-28

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10,000 B.C. An epic tale of early man, following the adventures of a young hunter from a primitive tribe who must hunt mammoth to survive.
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The Bank Job Jason Statham leads a bank heist crew targeting a room full of safety deposit boxes containing a treasure trove of dirty secrets.
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College Road Trip Martin Lawrence is an overprotective father who insists on escorting his daughter on a road trip to prospective colleges.
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AMERICAN IDOL DOWN TO 12
They cut 4 more last night, Kady Molloy, Luke Menard, Asia'h Epperson and Danny Noriega. When the final 12 start back up they'll be singing from the Lennon-McCartney library.


CYNDI LAUPER ON TOUR
The 80's poptress will be back on tour this summer.


BRITNEY UPDATE
Britney's dad will now stay in charge of her estate until July 31st. The court ordered Spears' estate to pay some bills, including $2500 weekly payments and a car for her father.


GNARLS BARKLEY VIDEO NOT ON MTV
The video music channel won't be showing their new video because of strobe effects, which can have a negative effect on people with epilepsy.

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HIGH PROFILE INTERNET BREAKUP.....

Jimmy Wales founded WIKIPEDIA. He also used his web page there to announce his break up with his girlfriend Rachel Marsden. She didn't take it well and put some of his clothes left behind at her NYC apartment up for auction on EBAY. Thus far the bidding has reached $12,000....




I DIDN"t GET MY MAIL
No wonder there were a lot of Germans wondering where their mail was. A German postal has been suspended after police found 29,000 undelivered letters at her home. The letters date back as far as 15 years ago. She was snatching the mail in hopes of finding money inside.


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OOPS! BETTER START AGAIN
The shark shield was being developed by an Australian company to help ward off sharks by attaching their device to surfboards. Surfers will have to wait for this miracle fix, because a Great Whte Shrk ate it during testing.




NO FLIGHT DELAYS...
A London to Chicago flight was on time. The Boeing 777 owned by American AIrlines took off with ONLY FIVE PASSENGERS! That means it used 22,000 gallons of fuel to take the five from Chicago to London. It's estimated each passenger was responsible for 43 tons of CO2. The airline tried to rationalize the flight, but environmental groups are having none of it, calling it irresponsible.

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COOKIE CUTTER DIVORCE....
Luke Starnes was fired as an Allen County, Indiana, employee after he accepted cookies instead of $5 cash for copies of a divorce decree. Mr. Starnes was found guilty of accepting gifts for personal gain. Not only he but two other workers were either fired or recieved a reprimand for accepting the cookies in lieu of payment for the copies.

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OH DANNY BOY
AJ's Cafe in Detroit is holding a 50 hour singing marathon of Danny Boy in celebration of St. Patrick's day, meanwhile Foley's Pub in NY is banning singing of the song saying it's too depressing for St. Patrick's day and should be saved for funerals. On top of that, its lyrics were written by an Englishman who never set foot on Irish soil.

USELESS TRIVIA

Mae West was once dubbed 'The statue of Libido'.

The largest number of horses assembled for a film was 8,000 for King Vidor's epic film War and Peace (1956).

The state of Maine has at least 28 cities or towns that begin with the word "North," 23 with the word "South," 22 with "West," and 28 with "East."

The robbery phrase "Hands Up" originated in British Columbia. Bill Miner, an American known as the Gentleman Bandit, is said to have first used the phrase while robbing a Canadian Pacific Railways train in Mission Junction, British Columbia in 1904
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1899 "Aspirin" patented by Felix Hoffmann
1964 Elijah Muhammad renames Cassius Clay, Muhammad Ali
1964 Liz Taylor's 3rd divorce (Eddie Fisher)
1967 Muhammad Ali is ordered by selective service to be inducted
1970 Beatles release "Let it Be" in UK
1985 Yul Brynner appears in his 4,500th performance of "King & I"
1991 Following Iraq's capitulation in the Persian Gulf conflict, President Bush told Congress that "aggression is defeated; The war is over"
1998 1st time the British flag is flown over Buckingham Palace

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Ed McMahon-85
Moira Kelly (One Tree Hill: Karen Roe)-40
Rob Reiner-61
Stedman Graham (Oprah's boyfriend)-57
Shaquille O'Neal-36
Tom Arnold-49
Suzanne Crough (Partridge Family: Tracy)-45
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PATRICK SWAYZE IN SICK BAY
The actor is being treated for pancreatic cancer.


AVRIL LAVIGNE DESIGNER
The pop singer is unveiling her clothing line Abbey Dawn this summer.


MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DESIGNER
Matthew McConaughey is launching his own life of surf clothing. j.k.livin. Just Keep Living will be out on his website along with frisbees and t-shirts.


BOND GETTING MARRIE
Daniel Craig is reportedly planning to marry his girlfriend, film producer Satsuki Mitchell.


BLUNT LAWSUIT
Songwriter and producer Linda Perry is suing Warner Music Group for not paying her millions of
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HOME IMPROVEMENT MARRIAGE....
Gaylen Whitwer and Francine Brickner got hitched in the licthen display at a local Menards in Kearney, Nebraska Friday. They remodel homes as a hobby and thought it would be the perfect place. It was a small affair , them, a couple of friends, photographer and the minister. And of course the occasional passersby.



IN THE DOG HOUSE....
Note to self. If fleeing from a polioce K-9 unit don't hide in a dog house. That's what Franciso Montal;vo did when fleeing from police in Pasco Washington. He was sniffed out and faces eluding and first degree theft charges


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SPOILED KID
Here's the definition of a spoiled kid. He was going to be late for tennis practice, so his dad did what any concerned parent would do to avoid the hassles of traffic. Robert Kadera, a 65-year-old electrical engineer, flew his 14-year-old son, Isaac, in a four-seat 1949 Piper Clipper from their Lake Villa home to the golf course in Lincolnshire across a highway from the tennis club.


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HE KEEPS GOING AND GOING
Buster Martin is 101! He's run a half marathon and is now setting his sights on the FULL 26 miles of the London marathon. Buster is in training now and at the end of the half marathon was heard to say "Where's my beer?". By the way he went back to work as a plumber because he was bored!

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MAKING MONEY IN BED
Yde Van Deutekom is a dutch student who decided to take his favorite activity, sleeping to the web and to make money at the same time. He's selling advertising on his site that, basically shows him just spending time in bed. "I stay in bed all day, except for taking a shower, going to the bathroom and making something to eat. That's all I want to do. And I want to stay in bed until I'm very rich." Thus far he's made about $5,000 in a month.

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In 1996, Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for applesauce, which coincidentally is what his name means in Japanese.

Before he became the reigning male artist in country music, Garth Brooks worked as a sporting goods employee and as a manager of a cowboy-boot store.




The fortune cookie was invented in 1916 by George Jung, a Los Angeles noodlemaker.

Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" after his editor dared him to write a book using fewer than 50 different words.

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1836 Mexico attacks Alamo
1836 Samuel Colt manufactures 1st pistol, 34-caliber "Texas" model
1845 Congress appropriates $30,000 to ship camels to western US
1907 1st radio broadcast of a musical composition aired
1924 Computing-Tabulating-Recording Corp becomes IBM
1956 "King Kong" 1st televised
1960 Elvis Presley ends 2-year hitch in US Army
1963 Beatles record "From Me to You" & "Thank You Girl"
1991 Iraq repealed its annexation of Kuwait
1998 Mariah Carey divorces Tommy Mottola

BIRTHDAYS

Teena Marie-52
Dean Stockwell (Battlestar Galactica)-72
Murray Head (“One Night in Bangkok”)-62
Niki Taylor (Model)-33
Eddy Grant-60
Eva Mendes-30
Marsha Warfield (Night Court: Roz)-54
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2008 ACM Awards Nominees

Entertainer: Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, Rascal Flatts, George Strait, Keith Urban.

Male: Rodney Atkins, Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, George Strait, Keith Urban.

Female: Miranda Lambert, Martina McBride, LeAnn Rimes, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood.

Vocal Group: Diamond Rio, Eagles, Emerson Drive, Little Big Town, Rascal Flatts.

Vocal Duo: Big & Rich, Brooks & Dunn, Halfway To Hazard, Montgomery Gentry, Sugarland.

New Male: Luke Bryan, Jack Ingram, Jake Owen.

New Female: Sarah Buxton, Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift.

New Duo or Group: Carolina Rain, Lady Antebellum, The Wreckers.

Album:
Brad Paisley's 5th Gear; Miranda Lambert's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend; Kenny Chesney's Just Who I Am; Poets & Pirates; Rodney Atkins' If You're Going Through Hell; Taylor Swift's Taylor Swift.

Single:
Kenny Chesney's "Don't Blink," Miranda Lambert's "Famous In A Small Town," Big & Rich's "Lost In This Moment," Sugarland's "Stay," Gary Allan's "Watching Airplanes."

Song:
Kenny Chesney's "Don't Blink," Big & Rich's "Lost In This Moment," Emerson Drive's "Moments," Rodney Atkins' "Watching You," Sugarland's "Stay."
Video: Kenny Chesney's "Don't Blink," 'Big & Rich's "Lost In This Moment," Brad Paisley's "Online," Sugarland's "Stay," Rodney Atkins' "Watching You."

Vocal Event:
"Because Of You," Reba McEntire & Kelly Clarkson; "Find Out Who Your Friends Are," Tracy Lawrence, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney; "Shiftwork," Kenny Chesney & George Strait; "Till We Ain't Strangers Anymore," Bon Jovi & LeAnn Rimes; "What You Give Away," Vince Gill & Sheryl Crow .


AMERICAN IDOL
Last night it was the boys, tonight the top 8 ladies perform, then is gets narrowed down to the final 12 Thursday.


SIMON COWELL TURNS DOWN VIAGRA
The Idol judge was offered $2 million for the endorsement, but said know. A little of his vanity did emerge when he admitted to using Botox and wearing platform shoes to look taller.


LOU PRELMAN PLEA
The man behind the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync will plead guilty to money laundering charges. He's looking at a long sentence.


JERI RYAN BABY
Jeri Ryan and her husband, French chef Christophe Eme, have a new daughter, Gisele.


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YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE BUGS....
Melodie Conrad is being honored by PETA as the Compassionate Teacher of The Year. What makes this Los Angeles educator unique is that she has appointed a class monitor to protect the insects in her classroom., by taking them back to the wild. Conrad says she is aiming to instill a sense of respect for life.




THE EVIL SILLY STRING
The Huntington Town Council is set to vote on whether to ban Silly String during parades and other public events. They say it damages the finish on fire trucks and thus are trying to get the string in a can banned. There was no mention as to what the penalty would be for violating the silly string ban, if passed.

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STOP HOGGIN THE VIDEO GAME
A birthday party ended up in a brawl between 2 mothers in Natick, Mass. after a 9 year old celebrating his birthday became upset when another kid was "hoggin" a video game at his Chuck E Cheese birthday party. Enter the Mom's of the kids who ended up getting into a brawl, cutting the kids birthday party short.

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IS YOUR ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS WORKING?
Justin Boudin, was on his way to an anger management class when he got into a verbal confrontation with a woman. When he started yelling she called police. A man tried to intervene and was promptly hit over the head by Mr. Boudin who used his blue anger management folder as a weapon. He now faces 120 days in jail.

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Keeley Givan in Beloit, Wisconson was pulled because her bulb was out on her license plate. The resulting check found there was an arrest warrent out for her failure to appear on a charge of not returning books to the local library. Ms. Givan said she never received the notice of late books. At the time, neither she nor her family members had the money to pay her fine, so she remained in jail for six days.

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YOU'RE A CHEAPSKATE!!
An Iranian court has ordered a man to buy his wife 124,000 roses after she filed a complaint against her "stingy" husband to claim her dowry. Hengemah realized her husband was on the cheap side, so after 10 years of marriage she sued to receive her dowry promised at the beginning if her marriage. Her husband's apartment has been seized until he pays up the debt. All 124,000 in roses.

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Less than 50 percent of American adults understand that Earth orbits the Sun yearly, according to a basic science survey.

The world's first television weather chart was broadcast in Britain on November 11, 1936.




The Statue of Liberty measures 35 feet in diameter at the waist. The robe forms the outer shell of the statue, and there is no "torso" underneath.

While the 1871 fire of Chicago did start in the O'Leary's cow barn, there is no evidence that a cow actually started it. Michael Ahern, a reporter, admitted to creating the cow story to make his article more interesting.
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1792 Oranges introduced to Hawaii
1793 President Washington's 2nd inauguration, shortest speech (133 words)
1902 American Automobile Association (AAA) founded in Chicago
1933 FDR inaugrated as 32nd President, pledges to pull US out of Depression & says "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
1952 Ronald Reagan marries Nancy Davis
1966 John Lennon says "We (Beatles) are more popular than Jesus" 1973 15th Grammy Awards: The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, America
1979 200th episode of "All in the Family"
1993 Katharine Hepburn enters the hospital suffering from exhaustion
1997 Brazil Senate allows women to wear slacks
1997 Comet Hale-Bopp directly above the Sun (1.04 AU)

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Paula Prentiss-69
Steven Weber (Wings: Brian) -47
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DREW BARRYMORE DONATION
The actress gave over $1 million to the UN's World Food Program to feed thousands of children in Kenya.


ROSANNA ARQUETTE WINS LAWSUIT
She sued the Weekly World News over a rreport that she was a former drug addict. She'll donate winnings from the ruling to a children's hospital in LA.


AMERICAN IDOL SECRETS
The manager at a male strip club in Phoenix called Dick's Cabaret, says the ``American Idol'' contestant once worked as a stripper, appearing fully nude and performing lap dances for the club's ``mostly male'' clientele.


AMERICAN IDOL GIVES BACK
April 9th Carrie Underwood will perform on an ``American Idol'' charity special. Miley Cyrus is also on the lineup for the two-hour event.


CMA MUSIC FESTIVAL
Faith Hill, Alan Jackson, Carrie Underwood, Dwight Yoakam and Sugarland have been added to the list of performers for this summer's CMA Music Festival. It runs June 5th-8th in Nashviille.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO I'VE GOT A COLD?????
Daniel Kuch wanted get some time off work and avoid a drug test. So he did what anyone would do. Asked his friend to shoot him in the arm so he could get some time off. He first claimed to have been shot during a drive by, but later fessed up. The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Mr. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.



EARLY WITHDRAWL PENALTY?
A man robbed a Git-N-Go store in Des Moines early Friday. He got away with $115, but left some things behind. A hat and his jacket. In the pocket of the jackets they found his W-2. AFter some checking they tracked him down and charged him with robbery.


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If cats reaaly do have 9 lives, then Charlie Brown is doing fine. The feline first somehow survived a Clinton Arkansas tornade, then made t through, barely after being caught up in a debris pile set afire by his owners Danny and Donna Pistole. They took him to a vet who expects him to recover fully.


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A SMELL A CRIME HERE
It's hard to cover your tracks in this crime. Police suspect Michael Kamininski in Akron, OH of attempted robbery. They could smell the evidence when they showed up. It seems that a would-be bandit tried to stick-up two people with a bottle of cologne that had been colored black with a marker and looked a little like a gun. A scuffle ensued, the cologne bottle broke and when police arrived they sniffed out their man.

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A PENNY FOR YOUR PROTEST
29 students received 2 days detention in a NJ school after they paid for their $2 lunches in pennies. Students are being punished for holding up their peers and disrespecting lunch aides. Some parents think it's outrageous, others say it's not enough. It started as a prank and ended up as a protest of a shortened lunch hour. ......UPDATE: Officials say a group of middle school students upset by their shortened lunch period paid for their meals with pennies Thursday. Schiff gave them detentions for slowing down the lunch line and disrespecting cafeteria workers. In his e-mail, Schiff said the students described their actions as a prank and that news reports inaccurately called it a protest. Several parents had complained the punishment was too harsh, but though some thought it too lenient.

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HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY!!!!
An Australian man had to be rescued after he got stuck about 200 feet up in a tree. Adding to the para-glider's embarrassment was the fact that he had his pet Chihuahua with him in the tree. Paul Hansen was left dangling, with chihuahua Emma strapped to his chest, for five hours.

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The Emperor Nero really liked his rosewater. It is said that he spent four
million sesterces--or about $160,000 in today's money--for rose oils, rose
waters and rose petals to enjoy at one party with his friends. When
his wife died he even sprayed the mules pulling her coffin with
perfume.


Running shoes got the nickname, "sneakers," because the rubber soles allowed its
wearers to "sneak around." When Charles Goodyear started producing
rubber in the 1860s, its use in footwear took off.




Humpty Dumpty. The well-known children's verse might have been about an egg, but it was more likely referring to a 15th century nobleman who fell from grace with the king, British
monarch Richard III. In the 1600s, a drink of ale and brandy was called a "Humpty Dumpty."

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1791 1st Internal Revenue Act (taxing distilled spirits & carriages)
1791 Congress establishes US Mint
1875 1st recorded hockey game (Montréal)
1875 Congress authorizes 20¢ coin, lasts only 3 years
1885 American Telephone & Telegraph (AT&T) incorporates
1931 "Star Spangled Banner" officially becomes US national anthem
1931 Cab Calloway records "Minnie the Moocher" (Jazz's 1st million seller)
1955 Elvis Presley makes his 1st TV appearance
1966 Rock group Buffalo Springfield forms (Steven Stills, Neil Young, et al)
1978 Charles Chaplin's remains are stolen in Switzerland
1985 "Moonlighting" with Cybill Shepard & Bruce Willis, premieres
1994 IRS investigates Darryl Strawberry
1995 Camilla Parker Bowles & her husband Andrew divorce

BIRTHDAYS

Jennifer Warnes (Singer)-61
Tone Loc-42
Tim Kazurinsky-58
David Faustino (Married with Children: Bud)-34
Jackie Joyner-Kersee-46
Herschel Walker (NFL)-46
Jessica Biel-26

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J-LO , MARC ANTHONY NAME THEIR TWINS
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have named their newborn twins Max and Emme.


JEFF HEALEY DIES
The singer-songwriter known for Angel Eyes died at 41 from cancer.


BLAKE LEWIS NEW SONG
Blake Lewis, of American Idol, will debut his new single on Thursday's show. It's called ``How Many Words'' and Lewis co-wrote it.


MICK JAGGER- HELLS ANGELS TARGET
Mick Jagger only survived an assassination attempt by Hells Angels members nearly 40 years ago because a boat carrying his would-be killers was swamped in a storm, according to a new BBC documentary.
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