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ANOTHER LONG LOST LETTER
A letter, which also contained photos, was sent by Richard Lanshe to
his parents while he was stationed in Germany in 1952. It just arrived to his Pennsylvania hometown. 56 years after it was sent. Mr. Lanshe, 76, died last May, but the
long-lost letter was received by his daughter, Kathy.





MY MAIL WAS LATE!
A Rottweiler and Pit-Bull mix held a postal carrier in Hanover, PA. hostage for 2 hours. Robin Barton had to summon help by cell phone on Wednesday when the dogs attacked and flattened the tires on her mail delivery vehicle. The responding police cruiser suffered the same fate. Stephanie Dekelbaum, the dogs' owner, called them "generally sweethearts" and blamed the attack on a tire toy the dogs had recently been given.

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MASTER MIXOLOGIST
Bobby “G” Gleason mixed more than four drinks per minute to set a world record this week by mixing 253 cocktails in one hour during a trade show in Las Vegas. Guiness was on hand to verify.


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JOY RIDE
Miroslav Novak took the keys to his parents' car in the middle of the night, got in, started it up, reversed out of the driveway and then took off for a joy ride. The 5 year old drove about a mile before crashing into a fence. The boy put two cushions on the driver's seat so he could see out of the window.

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$1 MILLION HOCKEY SHOTS
Darwin Head, a Canadien sawmill worker won $1 Million before the Vancouver Canuck-Colorado Avalanche hockey game last night. He scored 15 goals within 24 seconds in a NHL contest. He sunk the shots from the opposite blue line into an empty net. He plans on keeping his job at the local sawmill.

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JAPAN'S OLDEST BOXER
Kazumi Izaki, who has daughters aged 21 and 14 and herself turns 45 next week, laced up her first pair of boxing gloves in 2001. She just received her boxing license and has become Japan's oldest professional boxer.

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WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME FOR A ROBBERY
Machete wielding masked bandits burst into the Regents Park Sporting Club in Sydney and ordered people at the bar to lie on the floor. One thing they didn't know was that about 50 bikers were meeting in a back room. They were caught.

THE RUNNING OF THE BRIDES
Thousands of brides to be will be flocking to Filene’s Basement in New York is gearing up for its annual Running of the Brides wedding gown sale. They start lining up at 4am and offer DEEP discounts on pricey wedding gowns for one day only.

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According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest onion ever grown weighed 10 pounds 14 ounces, and was grown by V. Throup of Silsden, England.

The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.




The forest of Canadian Lake District is so dense that during winter the snow stays on top of the trees and the forest floor stays bare.

Pepsi's slogan "Come Alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated onto Taiwan's billboards as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead."

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1504 Columbus uses a lunar eclipse to frighten hostile Jamaican Indians
1692 Sarah Good & Tituba, an Indian servant, accused of witchcraft, Salem
1968 Beatles' "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" wins Grammy
1988 NYC Mayor Koch calls Reagan a "WIMP" in the war on drugs

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The Other Boleyn Girl Natalie Portman and Scarlet Johansson are ferociously ambitious sisters and rivals for the bed and heart of King Henry VIII.
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Penelope Christina Ricci is a woman suffering from a "curse" who sets out to free herself of a life-long bad luck streak and find her true self.
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GOOBER CELEBRATED
Billy Bob Thornton will be the special guest, March 7th for the 2008 George Lindsey University of North Alabama Film Festival. George Lindsey played Goober on the Andy Griffith show.

ROWLING SUING
JK Rowling is suing a website creator to keep him from publishing an unauthorized reference work. It includes a list of spells and potions along with a catalog of magical creatures and a “who’s-who” of the wizard world. She's planning her own Potter encyclopedia.

AMERICAN IDOL DOWN TO 16
Four more “American Idol” contestants were cut last night. Alaina Whitaker, Jason Yeager, Robbie Carrico and Alexandrea Lushington were voted off the show. Idol gives back for underpriveled kids is coming in May.

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JUST PROTECTING MY INVESTMENT.....
Mr. Zhang in Jilin, China got tired of thieves stealing parts from his car and demanding ransom for their return, so he built a cage around his vehicle. Someone stole his computerized engine management system and he was tired of it. "Each time I found a note clipped under the wiper, with phone and bank-account numbers," he said.





SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OR FRICTION?
Mieczyslaw Jasinski was riding his bike in Poland when he smelled smoke. It turns out it was his pants that were on fire! Passers-by spotted him lying at the side of the road, still smoking from the tattered remains of his trousers and groaning in pain. What caused his hot pants? A police spokesman was quoted as saying : "We do not know how it happened but we have heard that it could have been caused by a reaction between friction as he cycled, sweat and the material of his trousers."



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NICE HANGER YOU'VE GOT WITH THAT SUIT!
He stole a suit. He had it under his clothes to secret it out of the store. One problem. The thief didn't hide his ill gotten goods very well, under his clothes. he forgot to remove the hanger. A sales assistant at a men's outfitter in the western city of Aachen, Germany noticed the hanger bulging out when the man told her he had decided against buying anything. Here's what the police said: "Only a sign saying 'stop me, I'm a thief!' would have made the thief look more unprofessional."


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THE ULTIMATE BETTING WIN
Fred Craggs put down a $1 horse racing bet. He won $1 Million. He didn't even know he'd won until he walked into the British betting agency where he'd placed the bet. The word is he have turned rather pale and muttered that he had better go home to tell his wife. He picked eight winners running at various courses around the country,starting with one called "Isn't That Lucky" and finishing with "A Dream Come True".Odds: 2,000,000 to one.

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IS THAT OJ ON THAT LAWNMOWER
Another day, another drunken lawn mower story. This time police say, Stephen Ray Castor of Vancouver, Wash. rode his mower through a neighbor's fence gate and smashed a window with a lawn chair. Then he wouldn't pull over when confronted by a cop. The officer eventually puklled him off the mower after a 3 mph chase. DUI on a mower and some other serious charges are pending.

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THIS IS JUST WRONG!
Police in Jerusalem are searching for chocolate thieves who made off with about 100 TONS of the sweet stuff. They say it would have taken five large trucks to haul away all that chocolate. The surveillance footage was also taken and the alam deactivated, leading them to suspect it was an inside job!

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Chili is the official state dish of Texas.


In Rome, the world's first paved streets were laid out in 170 B.C. The new streets were popular as they were functional in all types of weather and were easier to keep clean, but they amplified the city's noise level.




The smallest book in the Library of Congress is Old King Cole. It is 1/25 of an inch by 1/25 of an inch. The pages can only be turned with the use of a needle.


The official beverage of the state of North Carolina is milk.


In 1889, Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented at St. Joseph, Missouri, was the first self-rising flour for pancakes and the first ready-mix food ever to be introduced commercially.
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TODAY IN HISTORY

1066 Westminster Abbey opens
1692 Salem witch hunt begins
1935 Nylon discovered by Dr Wallace H Carothers
1983 Final TV episode of "MASH" airs (CBS); record 125 million watch
1993 Gun battle erupts at Waco TX between FBI & Branch Davidians
1995 Denver International Airport opens

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Charles Durning-85
Gilbert Gottfried -53
Gavin MacLeod -77
Cindy Wilson (B-52's)-51
Mario Andretti (Auto Racer)-68
John Tuturro-51
Frank Bonner (WKRP: Herb Tarlek)-66
Rae Dawn Chong-47
Bernadette Peters-60
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BRITNEY SPEARS DRUGGED?
Los Angeles police say they're looking into allegations that Britney Spears was drugged by her former manager Sam Lufti to keep her under his control.

MELLENCAMP-STEPHEN KING MUSICAL
John Mellencamp and Stephen King have collaborated on `Ghost Brothers of Darkland County,'' the musical. It will hit the stage April 2009 in Atlanta.

MADONNA NEW ALBUM
Madonna’s next album will be titled “Hard Candy” and released on April 29th.

NEVERLAND LOANS?
Michael Jackson is determined to stop the auction of his Neverland Ranch by taking out a loan to
cover the $24.5 million he owes the estate’s trustees.

LISA MARIE PRESLEY BABY NEWS
Lisa Marie Presley is said to be pregnant with her third child.

REBA ON THE ACM'S
Reba McEntire is going to be back as host of the 43rd annual Academy of Country Music Awards on May 18.

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FOR THE MOTHER WHO HAS EVERYTHING...
Britain celebrates Mother's Day this Sunday. Thousands of Mothers' Day flowers had to be destroyed after florists discovered they were infested with spiders. "When the van driver arrived at our waste depot with the flowers, he looked terrified," said Biffa waste firm manager David Graham. He said: "I've never seen a driver so keen to unload. We employ some big burly fellas but none of them were keen to go near this consignment."




ANOTHER LOST WALLET FOUND
This one was missing for 46 years. Ron Russell, 81, was amazed to see the wallet, complete with photos of his children, pals from his days as a corporal in the marines and dogs he reared as a breeder. No money was found, but lot's of memories after the wallet was turned in to a police station.

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NICE ALLIGATOR
Cops found cocaie, guns, pot and two alligators when executing a drug bust in Chicago. Officers say they are prepared for finding pit bulls or other aggressive dogs when they bust drug dealers but the gators were a shock. "A lot of these guys think it's cool to keep a tough pet," he said. "Not a lot of drug dealers of the thug variety are going to keep a poodle."


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STUFFED BUNS RENAMED
Chinese Goubuli buns are filled with mince meat and veggies. The Chinese stuffed bun maker wanted to expand the market into English speaking regions and were worried that the literal name in Chinese, "A dog would ignore it" , might scare away customers. So the new name being used is "Go believe".

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Wine will spoil if exposed to light; hence, tinted bottles.

The custom of tipping initially met with resistance in the United States. There was even an Anti-Tipping Society of America.




Ritz crackers were introduced by National Biscuit Company in 1933, and became the world's largest selling crackers within three years.


In Greece, it is a wedding tradition to write the names of all single female friends and relatives of the bride on the sole of her shoe. After the wedding, the shoe is examined, and those whose names have worn off are said to be the next in line for marriage.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1874 Baseball 1st played in England, at Lord's Cricket Grounds
1883 Oscar Hammerstein patents 1st cigar-rolling machine
1956 Elvis Presley's releases "Heartbreak Hotel"
1980 22nd Grammy Awards What a Fool Believe, Streisand-Diamond duet (You Don't Bring Me Flowers)
1981 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder record "Ebony & Ivory"
1982 Earl Anthony becomes 1st pro bowler to win more than $1 million
1991 Gulf War ends after Iraqi troops retreat & Kuwait is liberated
1992 Tiger Woods, 16, becomes youngest PGA golfer in 35 years

BIRTHDAYS

Joanne Woodward-78
Adam Baldwin-46
Elizabeth Taylor-76
Ralph Nader-74
Howard Hesseman (WKRP: Johnny Fever)-68
Chelsea Clinton-28
Josh Groban-27

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CLAPTON IN N. KOREA?
1st it was tyhe NY Philharmonic, NOW... A North Korean diplomat in London says North Korean officials have invited Clapton to play a concert in Pyongyang.


NEVERLAND UP FOR AUTION?
Michael Jackson's estate outside Los Angeles will be put up for sale at a public auction next month unless Jackson pays 24.5 million dollars, the amount he still owes on the property.


ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTORS
Here's the lineup for this year's induction ceremony: Timberlake will induct Madonna at the ceremony in New York on March 10th. Tom Hanks will induct the Dave Clark Five. Billy Joel will pay tribute to John Mellencamp, and Lou Reed will do the honors for Leonard Cohen. John Fogerty will give the tribute for The Ventures. Ben Harper will induct R&B musician Little Walter, and Jerry Butler will induct songwriters Gamble and Huff.


EDDIE MONEY COUNTRY
Eddie Money is doing a new album of his classics, but with a decidely country feel. Vince Gill sings backup on "Gimme some water" and it's co-produced by John Ford Coley.


DONNA SUMMER NEW ALBUM
Donna Summer is working on her first studio album in 17 years. Summer plans to release ``Crayons'' on May 20th.


ACM NOMINEES
March 4th Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood will announce nominees for the Academy of Country Music Awards. The ceremony will be Sunday May 18th in Vegas.


AMERICAN IDOL
The top 10 female performers sing tonight. Another 4 will be eliminated tomorrow night!


REBECCA BROUSSARD GETS JAIL TIME
Rebecca Broussard, the mother of Jack Nicholson’s two teenage children, was sentenced Monday to five days in jail and three year’s probation after pleading no contest to felony DUI


THE FOURTH BOURNE MOVIE
Matt Damon is set to reprise his role as Jason Bourne in a fourth movie.

PAMELA CHARGES FRAUD
Pamela Anderson is now seeking to annul her brief marriage to Rick Salomon rather than getting a standard divorce, according to court papers.
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GRACEFUL COPS..............
A total of 20 officers in Timisoara, Romania have been enrolled in ballet lessons to make them more graceful while directing traffic in this formerly communist country. A spokesperson says: "We see this new concept as a way to make our agents look better on the streets. "They can learn how to be agreeable and make the traffic more fluent at the same time. After all, it's all about grace."




WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST?
A survey of Brits found they remembered their first car more quicklly than they did their first kiss or even their 18th birthday. 60 % considered their car female, while 25% named their car and 12% thought they were more attractive to the opposite sex once they could drive. 40% could even remember their first license plate.

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BUS DRIVING COP?
William Dunn was filling in for a fellow school bus driver on a route known for rowdy klids. Police said Dunn flashed a badge and identified himself as an undercover officer to the kids. Apparently that quited the kids down, but also got Mr. Dunn into trouble for impersonating an officer. Lesson learned.


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DOGGIE SHOES
Police dogs in Dusseldorf, Germany are being fitted with blue plastic fiber shoes. The doogy shoes aren't for fashion but instead paw protection from broken beer bottle glass in the cobblestones of this partying German city. The shoes comes in sizes small, medium and large and were ordered in blue to match the officers uniforms.

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PHONE A FRIEND
The Phone a Friend Bar Shuttle in the Harrison, Michigan, area will not only drive you home if you've had a little too much to drink, they'll also drive your car home for you, avoiding towing or vandalism. Jim Taylor was running out of his unemployment benefits when his wife came up with the bar shuttle idea. $10!

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OSCAR RATINGS LOWEST EVER
The Oscar television audience dipped below 30 million. 14 percent lower than the least-watched ceremony ever.

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MEGA MILLIONS WINNER
47 year old Robert and Tonya Harris of the tiny coastal town of Portal, Georgia, turned in their winning ticket ($275 million) to lottery officials Monday afternoon. Lottery officials say they've decided to take the lump sum of 167 million dollars before taxes.

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Infamous Chicago mobster Al Capone handed out a business card that said he was a used furniture salesman. By the way, Capone's toenail clippers were sold at auction in San Francisco for $9,000 in 2000.

The Dingo Barrier Fence in Australia is the longest man-made structure on Earth, stretching roughly twice the length of the Great Wall of China.





In 1975, twice as much Monopoly money as real money was printed in the U. S. The longest recorded Monopoly game ever played lasted 1,680 hours(70 days) and there was once a game that lasted 30 hours played on a Monopoly board that measured one square inch.

Thomas Edison's more famous inventions include the light bulb and the phonograph. But Edison also invented the electric chair in 1889. Edison wasn't trying to develop a new method of execution; rather, he was trying to demonstrate the danger of alternating current (AC) because he was promoting his system of direct current (DC).

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1616 Spanish Inquisition delivers injunction to Galileo
1848 Marx & Engels publish "The Communist Manifesto"
1954 1st typesetting machine (photo engraving) used, Quincy MA
1954 Michigan Representative Ruth Thompson (R) introduces legislation to ban mailing "obscene, lewd, lascivious or filthy" phonograph (rock & roll) records
1970 Beatles release "Beatles Again" aka "Hey Jude" album 1970
1980 Egypt & Israel exchange ambassadors for the 1st time 1985 27th Grammy Awards What's Love Got to Do With It, Cyndi Lauper win
1987 1st release of Beatles compact discs
1997 39th Grammy Awards Change the World Babyface, Beck & LeAnn Rimes win
1998 Oprah Winfrey beats Texas cattlemen in beef trial


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Robert Novak-77
Jennifer Grant (90210: Celeste)-42
Michael Bolton-55
Erykah Badu-37
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SHE DUMPED ME CELEBRITY BOOK
Stepehen Colbert, John Ondrasik (5 for fighting), Andy Richter and Damian Kulash of OK Go and Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne are baring their souls for the sake of comedy. They've contributed essays to the new book ``Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me.''


LUKE WILSON GOLF LINE
Luke Wilson has signed with Puma to create a special line of golf products, due to launch this spring.

WHOOPI SHEETS
Whoopi Goldberg is teaming with QVC to launch her own line of bedding though QVC featuring coordinating sheet sets, pillows and throws. Meanwhile, the Oscar winner herself was the first woman and first person of color to host the Academy Awards, yet she was left out of the montage of Oscar hosts on Sunday. And the women of The View were livid about that omission!

QUIET ALICIA KEYS
She's had to cancel some performances in England. Laryngitis.

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NEW WORLD'S LARGEST HAMBURGER????..........
The 24-inch giant burger at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate weighed in at 134 pounds. That was before buns and toppings. It apparently beats out last year's record set by Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, which produced a 123-pounder. Call 24 hours ahead of time and bring $399!



FLORIDA MARLINS MANATEES
The baseball team is looking for 1o tubby men. The Florida Manatees will be a spirit squad of plus size men who'll dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season. Auditions will include how well they dance a choreographed routine. The manatees will be in addition to the teams female mermaids, who are decidly NOT PLUS!


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MCDONALDS GOES FENG SHUI
At least one store in Southern California has with leather seats, earth tones and bamboo plants to produce a feeling of harmony to go along with your Big Mac and Fries.


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MOUSE GROUNDS PLANE
Female passenger, Liu Yulian, smuggled a pet mouse on board a domestic flight in China. She took a nap only to find her little friends was no longer in her pocket. She alerted the crew which began a search of the airliner, to no avail. They kept the news from the passengers, then were forced to ground the plane after 5 searches didn't turn up the little critter. Some passengers are now threatening to sue.

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LOVE WILL GET YA BUSTED
Bruno Perez robbed Lucia Marcelo at gunpoint at the Genoa, Italy post office. But he just couldn't shake the image of the beautiful woman from his mind. So the next day he bought a large bunch of flowers with some of the money and returned to the scene of the crime to apologise - and ask her for a date. Lucia hit the silent alarm and stalled him until police arrived.

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In 1948, it was common to see carhops serving those who wanted to order food from their car. Harry Snyder of Baldwin park, California had the idea of a drive-thru hamburger stand where customers could order through a two-way speaker box. Harry opened California's first drive-thru hamburger stand, named "In-N-Out Burger". Today In-N-Out remains privately owned and has 148 stores in 3 states.


Romanians still indulge in the ancient practice of mud-bathing. The practice is said to help almost any ailment. Romanians often cover their bodies with mud and then bake in the sun.




Whispering is more wearing on your voice than a normal speaking tone. Whispering and shouting stretch the vocal cords.


The sound of a snore (up to 69 decibels) can be almost as loud as a pneumatic drill (70-90 decibels).


The average admission price to movie theaters in the last 30 years has increased 500 percent.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1836 Samuel Colt patents 1st revolving barrel multishot firearm
1837 1st US electric printing press patented by Thomas Davenport
1838 London pedestrian walks 20 miles backward then forward in 8 hours
1859 First use of "insanity plea" to prove innocence
1862 Paper currency (greenbacks) introduced in US by President Abraham Lincoln
1950 "Your Show of Shows" with Sid Caesar & Imogene Coca premieres on NBC Writers include Mel Brooks, Neil Simon & Woody Allen
1957 Buddy Holly & the Crickets record "That'll Be the Day"
1963 Beatles release their 1st single in US "Please Please Me"
1964 Cassius Clay, a 7-1 underdog, TKOs champion Sonny Liston in the 7th round to win the world heavyweight championship
1982 Final episode of "The Lawrence Welk Show" airs 1982 Record speed for a snowmobile (239 kph)
1990 On a BBC taped interview, rock star Stevie Nicks breaks down, saying that she will never have children & no man can stand her for long
1998 Pamela Lee has husband Tommy Lee arrested on battery charges
1998 Switzerland's 1st legal brothel opens in Zurich


BIRTHDAYS
Larry Gelbart (M*A*S*H Creator)-80
Bob Schieffer -71
Daniel Powter-37
Sally Jessy Raphael-65
James Phelps (Harry Potter: Fred Weasley)-22
Oliver Phelps (Harry Potter: George Weasley)-22
Tea Leoni-42
Justin Berfield (Malcolm In The Middle: Reese)-22
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BOX OFFICE

1.Vantage Point
2.Jumper
3.The Spiderwick Chronicles
4.Step Up 2 the Streets
5.Fool's Gold
6.Definitely, Maybe
7.Be Kind Rewind
8.Juno
9.Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
10.There Will Be Blood


GRAMMY AWARDS
Best Motion Picture: “No Country for Old Men”
Actor In a Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis – “There Will Be Blood”
Actor In a Supporting Role: Javier Bardem – “No Country for Old Men”
Actress In a Leading Role: Marion Cotillard – “La Vie en Rose”
Actress In a Supporting Role: Tilda Swinton – “Michael Clayton”
Achievement In Directing: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen – “No Country for Old Men”
Adapted Screenplay: “No Country for Old Men”
Original Screenplay: “Juno”
Best Animated Feature Film: “Ratatouille”



ANGELINA JOLIE PREGGERS
A source tells People magazine that she and Brad Pitt are indeed expecting another child.


BRITNEY VISITATION
Britney Spears has been granted partial visitation rights with her two sons.


25 YEARS M*A*SH FINALE
“M*A*S*H” fans gathered over the weekend in Calabasas, California, to honor the 25th anniversary of the TV series’ final episode.


TORI SPELLING TELL ALL
Tori Spelling has a new tell-all book coming out, about her life and her days on 90210.


NO SAM N DAVE ENDORSEMENT
Sam Moore of Sam and Dave doesn't want Barack Obama using his song ``Hold On, I'm Coming'' at campaign rallies any more. HE's not making any endorsements at this time.

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TAXMAN WANTS YOUR BLOOD.....
Polish taxpayers can get a break on their taxes if they pay in blod, so to speak. Make a donation, get a write off. Donors get a certificate from the hospital for every donation that can then be sent to the taxman and written off against their final taxes.



THE CHOCOLATE CAR
It's a life size replica of a Ferrari Formula 1 car. The F2008, took more than a year to create the car out of 4,405lbs of Belgian chocolate. The final cost on the edible car was around $20,000. It was made by a Ferrari Club in Italy.


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A TRUE CHICKEN RUN
A British truck driver drove 100 miles with a chicken under the hood. He only discovered the fowl passenger when he arrived at his final destination. "The driver was afraid to pick the bird up. She was a bit warm and there was oil on her feathers, but she seemed quite happy." A vet gave the poultry a clean bill of health.


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A LIGHTER MEATLOAF
A cat named Meatloaf who took a 3 week cross country ride locked in a
storage container is heading home to Florida. Arizona Human Society
officials say the 2 year old gray cat apparently crawled into the large locker
in Pompano Beach as a man loaded it for a move to Phoenix. The container
spent time in a Florida warehouse and on a semitrailer before being delivered to
a company's Phoenix facility. A worker heard a cat meowing inside the
container late Tuesday and found him hungry and thirsty but unharmed.
Meatloaf lost about half his body weight and will be given time to recover
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STRANGEST BOOK TITLES:
The diagram Prize is awarded for the most unusual book titles. Here are this years nominees:

-- "I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen" by Jasper McCutcheon;
-- "How to Write a How to Write Book" by Brian Paddock;
-- "Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogues" by Catharine A. MacKinnon;
-- "Cheese Problems Solved" by P.L.H McSweeney;
-- "If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" by Big Boom;
-- "People who Mattered in Southend and Beyond: From King Canute to Doctor Feelgood" by Dee Gordon.

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STAND BY YOUR HAM!
Pork producers in Britain are trying to get an Internet hit with their "Stand by your ham". The song -- which reworks Tammy Wynette's "Stand by Your Man" with a porcine theme -- is intended to alert the public to a sector that farmers say is being pushed to extinction by greedy supermarket chains and rising feed prices.

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Most dinosaurs lived to be more than a hundred years old.

Elephants and short-tailed shrews get by on only two hours of sleep a day.

The shallow champagne glass originated with Marie Antoinette, from wax molds made of her breasts.


Not everyone believes that baseball originated in the United States. In 1962, the Soviet newspaper Izvestia asserted that "Beizbol" was an old Russian game.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1821 Spain sells (east) Florida to United States for $5 million
1879 1st 5¢ & 10¢ store opened by Frank W Woolworth in Utica NY
1956 Elvis Presley's 1st hit in Billboard's top 10 "Heartbreak Hotel"
1968 Rock group Genesis release their 1st record "The Silent Sun"
1989 UK physicist Stephen Hawking calls Star Wars a "deliberate fraud" 1992 Ed McMahon, 69, weds Pamela Hurn, 37
1992 Rockers Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) & Courtney Love (Hole), wed
1996 Actress Halle Berry files for divorce from David Justice


BIRTHDAYS

Don Pardo (Announcer)-90
Julie Walters (Harry Potter Mrs. Weasley)-58
Kyle MacLachlan (Desperate Housewives: Orson)-49
Ted Kennedy-76
Rachel Dratch (SNL)-42
Sparky Anderson (MLB)-74
Jeri Ryan -40
Jonathan Demme (Director)-64
Michael Chang (Tennis player)-36
John Ashton-60
Drew Barrymore-33
Julius Erving -58
James Blunt-31

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J-LO-MARC ANTHONY TWINS
Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday.

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

Be Kind Rewind When a magnet accident erases all the tapes, Jack Black and Mos Def re-enact and re-film every movie in their local video store.
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Charlie Bartlett Enrolling in public school for the first time, a rich kid becomes the self-appointed underground psychiatrist to the student body.
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Vantage Point Eight strangers with eight different points of view try to unlock the one truth behind an assassination attempt on the President.
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Witless Protection Larry the Cable Guy is a small-town sheriff who gets caught up protecting the beautiful key witness in a high-stakes crime case.
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VINCENT D'ONOFRIO IS A DADDY
Vincent D’Onofrio’s (Law and Order) wife gave birth to Luca D’Onofrio valentines day.

80TH ACADEMY AWARDS SUNDAY NIGHT ABC: NOOMINEES:


Best Motion Picture: “Atonement,” “Juno,” “Michael Clayton,” “No Country for Old Men” and “There Will Be Blood.”

Actor In a Leading Role: George Clooney – “Michael Clayton,” Daniel Day-Lewis – “There Will Be Blood,” Johnny Depp – “Sweeney Todd,” Tommy Lee Jones – “In the Valley of Elah” and Viggo Mortensen – “Eastern Promises.”

Actor In a Supporting Role: Casey Affleck – “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward
Robert Ford,” Javier Bardem – “No Country for Old Men,” Philip Seymour Hoffman – “Charlie Wilson’s War,” Hal Holbrook – “Into the Wild ” and Tom Wilkinson – “Michael Clayton.”

Actress In a Leading Role: Cate Blanchett – “Elizabeth: The Golden Age,” Julie Christie – “Away
From Her,” Marion Cotillard – “La Vie en Rose,” Laura Linney – “The Savages” and Ellen Page –“Juno.”

Actress In a Supporting Role: Cate Blanchett – “I’m Not There,” Ruby Dee – “American Gangster,” Saoirse Ronan – “Atonement,” Amy Ryan – “Gone Baby Gone” and Tilda Swinton – “Michael Clayton.”

Achievement In Directing: Julian Schnabel – “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” Jason Reitman – “Juno,” Tony Gilroy – “Michael Clayton,” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen – “No Country for Old Men” and Paul Thomas Anderson – “There Will Be Blood.”

Original Screenplay: “Juno,” “Lars and the Real Girl,” “Michael Clayton,” “Ratatouille” and “The
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STUPID CRIMINAL TO THE 12th POWER!!!! ..................
Charles Chambers showed up at the Anderson, SC sheriff department to demand he be refunded $2000 seized from him during a drug bust last summer. He was told to get on his way when it was noticed the car he was in was reported stolen a few hours before. He was pulled over that's when an officer noticed, Chambers stuck a screwdriver in the ignition to shut it off because the vehicle's key switch had been removed.. Arrested for possession of a stolen automobile, driving under suspension and a tag violation.



TOO MANY SHOWERS??
Sherlene Tucker in Lexington, KY is watching after her elderly mother's house. She was shocked when the water bill arrived and was for $8,000! Normally it averages $35. The ground around the home isn't saturated and there are no apparent signs of a leak. Tucker says she was told by a water company employee that the $8,000 bill was not a clerical error. Sherelene wants an explanation....


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AND NOW THE NEWS
Viewers of a Turmenistan newscast were eating dinner when they were disgusted by what they saw on their screens. A cockroach scurrying across the newsman's desk during the braodcast. Culture Minister Gulmurat Muradov has ordered an internal investigation at the channel. And now 30 people including editors, directors and technical operators have lost their job over the incident.

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ICE CREAM- HONEYBEE CONNECTION
Haagen-Dazs ice cream is donating $250,000 for research to find out why the honeybee is disappearing. Haagen-Dazs says about 40 percent of their ice cream flavors are linked to fruit and nut trees pollinated by bees. They want to know what they can do to reverse the problem.

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SLEEPING PILOTS?
What happens if your plane overshoots the runway by 15 MILES!!?? You launch an investigation. The FAA says it's trying to figure out if the pilot and co-pilot were sleeping. The airline says it's cooperating with the FAA.


LONG BURNING LIGHT BULB
81 years and going strong. There's no on-off switch for the light bulb in the fire station in Magnum, OK.

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CONVENIENT BANKING
Benjamin Lovell told them it wasn't his account. But employees at Commerce Bank, "America's Most Convenient Bank" in NYC said that he could withdraw the $5 million in the account of Benjamin Lovell. He withdrew the money, gave some to strangers, bought gifts and lost much of it on bad investments. It turns out the account belonged to a different Benjamin Lovell . He's now been charged with grand larceny.


EGG GUNS
A Hong Kong company has designed a range of gun-shaped egg fryers which it says will be shooting into stores later this year. Customers will be able to serve up their eggs in a variety of weapon shapes, including a Magnum .45 and a Uzi.

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

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Cross-dressing Corporal Max Klinger on the TV sitcom M*A*S*H, wore size 10 pumps.

When Mrs. New Jersey heard her name announced as Mrs. America 1952, she passed out cold on-stage. It took panicked pageant officials several minutes to revive her.



The Three Stooges appeared in more movies than any other comedy team in U.S. film history.

So far, every United States president to have a beard has been a Republican.

Per a national survey, 80 percent of U.S. teachers in grades kindergarten through eighth grade have received chocolate as a gift from their students.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1878 1st telephone directory (with 50 names) issued (New Haven CT)
1902 Dr Harvey Cushing, 1st US brain surgeon, does his 1st brain operation
1947 1st instant developing camera demonstrated in NYC, by E H Land
1970 Jackson 5 make TV debut on "American Bandstand"
1975 John Lennon's "Rock 'n' Roll" album is released
1997 "Empire Strikes Back, special edition" premieres


BIRTHDAYS

Hubert de Givenchy-81
Kelsey Grammer-53
Rue McClanahan (Golden Girls)-73
David Geffen -65
Christopher Atkins (Blue Lagoon: Richard)-47
Alan Rickman (Harry Potter: Professor Snape)-62
Billy Baldwin-45
Tyne Daly -62
Anthony Daniels (Star Wars: C-3PO)-62
Jennifer Love Hewitt-29
Christine Ebersole (SNL)-55
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J-LO'S BABY PICTURES
Negotiations are underway with Peopl and OK! magazine trying to get photos of J-LO's twins when they're born. $6 million is the price tag being bandied about.


BEYONCE IS ETTA JAMES
Beyonce' Knowles will play Etta James in an upcoming film. The Hollywood Reporter reports Knowles will play James in a film called ``Cadillac Records.'


ARETHA SLAMMED BY PETA
Aretha Franklin was crowned this year's worst-dressed celebrity by PETA, for wearing "yet another vulgar fur" at the Grammy Awards.


WRITER'S STRIKE COST
It's estimated that the writer's stirke cost $2.5 billion to the industry.


JESSICA SIMPSON GETTING MARRIED
If you believe what Sophia Bush tells US magazine, Simpson and Tony ROmo will be getting hitched soon!
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FLYING CASINO.....
Israeli's will be able to gamble in the air. Transportation Minister Ephraim Sneh has approved a request for a flying casino.The plane would take off and land at Ben-Gurion Airport, with gamblers gaming as soon as the flight left Israel's territorial air.





WHAT'S THAT FRUITY SCENT
Researchers in Holland say the the smell of oranges made tough criminals in Holland become less aggressive and have fewer fights.


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MARINE BARRACUDA
Marine Andrew Stiles will have a surprise when gets home from Iraq, a cherry 1973 Plymouth Barracuda. He bought the car 30 years ago but never got around to doing much of the restoration work. So, students at WyoTech in Laramie, Wyoming, are restoring the classic muscle car. Stiles is due home in May and he'll get a new stereo with his refurbished ride.


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THIS KING'S A FRAUD
Frederick Denmark is an Elvis impersonator in Tampa. He's in jail for fraud. Not for being a bad performer, but for claiming his house had burned down and organizing a benefit concert where he walked away with about $2,000, some clothing and household items. The problem is that Mr. Denmark never had a house fire.

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POSTAL WEIGHT
The Australian postal service has had to increase the weight limits for carriers after it had trouble recruiting postal carriers under 198 pounds. It seems there were safety concerns about the "posties" delviring their mail on their small Honda 110 cc motorcycles. Honda has approved the weight increase after tests found it "would not have any significant effect on the stability, handling or safety of the 110cc motorcycle."

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DIDN'T THERE USED TO BE A BRIDGE HERE?
Police in the western Czech border town of Cheb have launched an investigation into the theft of a four ton railway bridge. The unused bridge came up missing recently when someone went to check on it. It was most likely stolen for it's scrap metal value.

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A conveyor printing press is used to print the tiny white M's on each M&M candy. Because the peanut sizes vary, the press must be always adjusted to prevent smashing the peanuts in peanut M&Ms. Regular M&Ms, all the same size, are much easier to send through the printer.

In ancient Athens, the olive tree was considered sacred. With all of its fruit belonging to the state, the death penalty was imposed on anyone caught cutting one down.





The United States is second in Coca-Cola consumption with 395 servings of their soft drinks, Sprite and Coke to name a couple, ingested per person each year. In first place is Mexico where 412 servings per person are ingested.


The average American pays more in taxes than for food, clothing and shelter put together.

Walt Disney World is home to the largest working wardrobe in the world with more than 2.5 million costumes in its inventory.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1792 US postal service created; postage 6¢-12½¢, depending on distance
1816 Rossini's opera "The Barber of Seville" premieres in Rome
1872 Hydraulic electric elevator patented by Cyrus Baldwin
1872 Luther Crowell patents a machine that manufactures paper bags
1872 Silas Noble & JP Cooley patents toothpick manufacturing machine
1937 1st automobile/airplane combination tested, Santa Monica CA
1974 Cher files for separation from husband Sonny Bono
1998 Tara Lipinski wins Olympics figure skating gold medal
1998 US movie box office hits quickest $1 billion for year (51 days)


BIRTHDAYS

Gloria Vanderbilt-84
Sidney Poiter-81
Charles Barkley-45
Nancy Wilson-71
French Stewart (3rd Rock: Harry)-44
Phil Esposito (NHL Hall-of-Famer)-66
J. Geils -62
Cindy Crawford-42
Sandy Duncan-62
Andrew Shue (Melrose Place: Billy)-41
Peter Strauss-61
Jennifer O'Neill-60
Brian Littrell (Backstreet Boys)-33
Ivana Trump-59
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MARTHA STEWART BUYS BIG
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia has purchased the rights to the Emeril Lagasse franchise of
cookbooks, TV shows and kitchen products for $45 million in cash and $5 million in stock.


NBC STREAMS THE ARCHIVES
NBC will stream classic shows on the web. Some included:
“The Alfred Hitchcock Hour,” “Kojak,” “Miami Vice,” the original “Battlestar Galactica,” “Buck
Rogers,” “A-Team,” “Swamp Thing,” “Tremors,” “Simon & Simon” and “Emergency”.


KIRSTIE ALLEY DIET
She and Jenny Craig have parted ways but Kirstie Alley is working her own brand of weight loss products.


OWEN WILSON BACK TO WORK
Owen Wilson is going back to work for the first time since his reported suicide attempt last summer. The movie is Marley and Me.


SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
The first show since the end of the writers strike is Saturday. Carrie Underwood will be on ``Saturday Night Live'' this weekend, as musical guest.
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COUPLES URGED TO "GET BUSY"...........
Paul Wirth is pastor for Relevant Church in Ybor City, Florida and is challenging the couples in his congregation to get busy in bed every night for a month. He says that a little extra quality intimate time will cut down on the divorce rate. Married couples only please!




I FORGOT THE TURKEYS!
A Midland, Michigan man is accused of stealing 217 cases of Pepperidge Farm stuffing mix. It showed up missing from a storage trailer last week and police recovered 157 cases in the guys house. What a turkey!


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THE $54 MILLION LAPTOP
Raelyn Campbell bought a laptop at Best Buy. She also got the extended warrenty. She too advantage of that when a button broke on her machine. Best Buy lost it. Then offered her a $900 gift certificate for an $1100 computer. Best Buy never filed their legally required notice that she was at risk of major identity theft. Thus the $54 million suit.


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YOU'RE IN JAIL! EAT YOUR VEGGIES
No more sweets, no butter and only skim milk are what you'll find behind bars at NY City jails. They've taken to putting inmates on healthy diets. Department of Correction Commissioner Martin Horn said, "These people are in our custody, and they don't get to make their own choices. We have a moral obligation to make sound choices for them." They hope to cut donw on health costs by the forced healthy eating.


NO WONDER HE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS
Amir Vehabovic, of Gradiska, Bosnia, ordered a false death certificate and bribed undertakers to provide an empty coffin. He then sent invitations to 45 people to attend his funeral.
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A PENNY SAVED!
Walter J. Husak of Burbank, California has been collecting pennies since he was 13. He sold his collection of 301 rare pennies for $10.7 million over the weekend at auction. It included a penny that was minted for two weeks in 1793 but was abandoned because Congress thought Lady Liberty looked frightened.

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EXPENSIVE VANITY PLATE
A license plate with nothing but the number "1" on it went for a record $14 million at a charity auction Saturday in Abu Dhabi.


HERSHEY GETTING SUED
The "Naked Cowboy" has been gracing times square in boots, a cowboy hat and his underwear with a guitar for years now. M&M's has a Times Square billboard ad, which shows the animated blue M&M candy in a white hat, boots, guitar and underwear, attracts customers to M&M's Times Square store.

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CALL HIM PIGCASSO!
A painting pot bellied pig has become a hit for his canvases of abstract expressionism. Smithfield is 10, and holds the paintbrush in his mouth. He's even been on Oprah and earns his owner Fran Martin about $15 a painting on the web. Pigcasso, er Smithfield has "painted" hundreds of paintings.

MICHIGAN U FAN?
One steer's unique hide may save it from someone's dinner table. The animal is named
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The world's largest spider is named after which biblical character? Answer: Goliath

How many karats is pure gold? Answer. 24kt.


Which Alexander discovered the first antibiotic? Answer: Fleming

Back, Blanket, and Buttonhole are all types of what? Answer: Stitches.



Queen Elizabeth knighted Elton John in 1998. He was mistakenly announced as "Sir John Elton." Lord Chamberlain, who made the announcement, had apparently never heard of the
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Dolly the sheep became the first cloned adult mammal in 1997. She was named "Dolly" in honor of Dolly Parton, because the lamb was cloned from a mammary cell!

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1856 Tin-type camera patented by Hamilton Smith, Gambier OH
1913 1st prize inserted into a Cracker Jack box
Ed Wynn becomes 1st talent to sign as a radio entertainer
1977 Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" album released
1981 George Harrison is ordered to pay ABKCO Music $587,000 for "subconscious plagiarism" "My Sweet Lord" with "He's So Fine"
1985 Canned & bottled Cherry Coke introduced by Coca-Cola
1987 Anti-smoking ad airs for 1st time on TV, featuring Yul Brynner
1998 US hockey team destroys their rooms at Olympics village in Japan

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Seal-45
Amy Tan (Author: The Joy Luck Club)-56
Justine Bateman-42
Jeff Daniels-53
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MCCARTNEY-MILLS DIVORCE
THE settlement is now in the hands of a judge as to how to split up Paul McCartney's $1.6 Billion fortune.


AMERICAN IDOL SALES
Want to get the immediate satisfaction of owning an American Idol LIVER performance? This week I-Tunes will offer American Idol downloads of the final 24 after their performances for 99 cents per song.


DANCING WITH THE STARS
The newest celebrity contestants have been announced. Deaf Marlee Matlin, Moinca Seles, Shannon Elizabeth, Penn Jilette, Kristi Yamaguchi, Steve Guttenberg, Pricilla Pressley and Mario are some of the dozen dancers who will appear on season 6 which premiers March 17th. on ABC.

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I'M TOO SEXY FOR THE TUBE.....
Britains subway (The Tube) won't be featuring a 500 year old painting of Venus by master, German artist Lucas Cranach the Elder, promoting an upcoming Royal Academy exhibition. The nude is one of 70 paitings promoting the exhibition. "Millions of people travel on the London Underground each day and they have no choice but to view whatever adverts are posted there," a spokesman said.



WHITE CASTLE WEDDINGS
3 couple got married yesterday at The White Castle restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. A flower girl threw salt and pepper packets instead of rice. The wedding cake looked like a White Castle tray holding three ``slyder'' burgers, fries and a drink. (WCOL put together the stunt)


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SENTENCED TO 18 YEARS "AND" LIFE
Here's a differnet way to start a marriage. Orange jumpsuit, handcuffs and a judge doing the "I do's". Kevin Felder was sentenced to up to 18 years in prison for second-degree robbery. He was also married at the same ceremony to Misty Johnson who got a little misty as ghe was led away to start his sentence. The judge denied the groom's request to be uncuffed, noting Felder was still in custody, wedding or not.

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME? MY PHONE KNOWS
The "Love Detector" service from a South Korean, cell phone company uses technology that is supposed to analyze voice patterns to see if a lover is speaking honestly and with affection. For about $2 a month, users can see a "love meter" bar on the screen of their handset during a conversation. They later receive an analysis of the conversation delivered through text message that breaks down the amount of affection, surprise, concentration and honesty of the other speaker.


WHO'S OLDEST
Mariam Amash says she's 120 years old. She applied for an Israeli ID card and her borth certificate says she was born in 1888. That would make her older than that young woman, The Guinness Book of Records currently lists. A 114-year-old Indiana woman as the world's oldest person. The Guinness people say they would need multiple documents before certifying the Israeli woman as 120 and the world's oldest person. BTW she has 120 grandchildren, 250 great-grandchildren and 20 great-great grandchildren.

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THE UNDERWATER CAR
Remember "The spy who loved me"? When Bond sped off the dock during a chase and his car became an airtight submarine. Here comes the sQuba underwater car. Swiss designer, Rinspeed is in discussion with commercial manufacturers about making a limited number of the cars. They say it would be cheaper than a Rolls Royce. No torpedos or depth charges on this one, though.

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GAMBLER SUES TO GET MONEY BACK
An admitted gambling addict in Britain is suing to get his money back. 2 million pounds! He says he warned the bookie that he was a gambling addict and told them to not take any more bets from him. The did, he lost, now he's suing.

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NO POLKA DOTS ALLOWED
A Swedish daycare has banned children and employees from wearing clothing with polka dots and stripes because the patterns give a staff member migraines,

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The initial printing of the first issue of Life magazine consisted of 200,000 copies and sold out. The presses did not stop until 1.5 million copies had been printed.

American TV's Judge Judy Sheindlin is a petite size 2, and her silk judge robe cost $400.

The Tokyo World Lanes Bowling Center is the largest bowling establishment in the world. It has 252 lanes and one very tired pinsetter.




According to a 1999 survey conducted by the National Sleep Foundation, of those people who snore, 19 percent snore so loudly that they can be heard through a closed door.

Marlon Brando is the only actor to have starred in two of the top 10 films on the American Film Institute's "100 Greatest Movies" list. Those films were "The Godfather" (1972) which ranked Number 3, and "On the Waterfront" (1954) which ranked Number 8.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1903 1st Teddy Bear introduced in America, made by Morris & Rose Michtom
1964 Beatles' "Meet the Beatles!" album goes #1 & stays #1 for 11 weeks
1967 Longest dream (REM sleep) on record, Bill Carskadon, Chicago (2:23)
1978 Leon Spinks beats Muhammad Ali in 15 for world heavyweight crown
1995 Population of People's Republic of China hits 1.2 billion
1997 US female Figure Skating championship won by Tara Lipinski

BIRTHDAYS

Harvey Korman-81
Jane Seymour-57
Matt Groening (Simpsons creator)-54
Janice Dickinson (America’s Next Top Model)-53
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NEW MOVIES


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Jumper A young man with the ability to teleport anywhere finds himself in a war between "Jumpers" and those who have sworn to kill them.
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The Spiderwick Chronicles A family uncovers the amazing truth of their new home, the Spiderwick estate, and the fantastic creatures that inhabit it.
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Step Up 2 the Streets A rebellious street dancer finds herself fighting to fit in at anelite dance school while also trying to hold onto her old life.
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ALICIA KEYS WINS AGAIN
She was a big winner at the NAACP Image Awards last night, taking home four awards, including one for best music video. She won for outstanding female artist, outstanding album for her new release ``As I Am,'' as well as for outstanding song for ``Like You'll Never See Me Again.''


JORDIN SPARKS WINS
The American Idol captured the outstanding new artist honor at the NAACP Image Awards. She'll sing at this weekend's NBA All Star Game.

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY............
ROCK 105 in Charleston W. VA. is giving away a FREE DIVORCE! The un-messy kind. Those whose relationship has gone south can enter to win a quickie FREE divorce on the station.

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WANT A LITTLE LIME WITH YOUR BEER?
Bud Light is accomodating. Anheuser-Busch will launch Bud Light Lime nationwide in May. Bud Light Lime will sell for about a buck more a six pack than regular Bud Light.


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HEY IT GOT THERE!
It came 79 years too late and had a one cent stamp. The post card was mailed to the McDonald household in Boston from Yellowstone in June 1929!

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HEY ISN'T THAT??? >>>>
Italian, Martino Garibaldi is accused of stealing about $50,000 from a family bank account then disappearing with his mistress. Nobody had seen him unti he and his girlfriend were spotted in the popular movie "Natale in Crociera" (Christmas on a Cruise). A freind saw Garibaldi and his mistress in the background of a scene. His wife hired a private investigator who tracked the couple to the Dominican Republic. She's now filed legal proceedings to get the money back.

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HE WANTED TO SEE ALVIN!
5 year old Sarah Stokes, thought her pet Hamster, called Hamish, would love to see the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. So she smuggled him out of his cage and carried him with her on an outing with grandma Bernadette Bedford, sister Rachel, 10, and brother James, four. Hamish escaped and disappeared under hundreds of seats - and Sarah was too scared to own up. 3 days later her mom Holly notcied the missing rodent and Sarah owned up. Hamish was found after theater staff went on a search.

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Oysters were a major part of life in New York in the late 1800s. They were eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; they were pickled, stewed, baked, roasted, fried, scalloped, and used in soups, patties, and puddings. Oystering in New York supported large numbers of families, and oyster theft was a prevalent problem.

The Dr. Seuss book "Yertle the Turtle" was based on Adolf Hitler, while "Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Away Now?" featured a character that is constantly asked to go away. The character was based on former president Richard M. Nixon.




The same man who led the attack on the Alamo, Mexican Military General, Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, is also credited with the invention of chewing gum.

The World's Largest yo-yo resides in the National Yo-Yo Museum in Chico, California. Named "Big Yo," the 256-pound yo-yo is an exact scale replica of a Tom Kuhn "No Jive 3 in 1 Yo-Yo." Fifty inches tall and 31.5 inches wide, the yo-yo is made of California sugar pine, Baltic birch from the former USSR, and hardrock maple. It was first launched in San Francisco on October 13, 1979.

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1889 1st trainload of fruit (oranges) leaves Los Angeles for the east
1919 United Parcel Service forms
1967 Aretha Franklin records "Respect"
1971 Movie "Ben Hur" 1st shown on television
1971 Richard Nixon installs secret taping system in White House
1972 John & Yoko co-host "Mike Douglas Show" for entire week
1978 1st "micro on a chip" patented by Texas Instruments
1989 Iran's Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini offers $1 million-$3 million bounty on Salman Rushdie's death due to his novel, "Satanic Verses" 1994 Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia (51) weds Deborah Koons
1995 Roseanne weds bodyguard Ben Thomas

BIRTHDAYS

Hugh Downs 87
Meg Tilly-48
Florence Henderson 74
Michael Bloomberg (N.Y.C. mayor)-66
Pat O'Brien-60
Rob Thomas 36
Teller (Penn & Teller)-60
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AMERICAN IDOL GETS SERIOUS
The competitors were narrowed down to the final 24 last night. Let the real entertainment begin!


BABY NEWS
Jim Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are expecting their first child together.


BRITNEY WORLD TOUR
According to the New York Post, Britney Spears is planning a world tour.


THE POLICE TOUR EXTENDED!
The Police will add some US and European dates to their wildly successful tour. They will play 30-odd dates in May and July, with 15 previously announced European concerts sandwiched between in June.

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YEAR OF THE RAT IN CHINA (still writing Year Of The Pig on your checks? ).......
There has been a run on hamsters in China with the New Year of The Rat. The animals are considered lucky - and more acceptable pets than rats. Pet shops have been selling out even at comparatively high prices of 30 yuan (more than $4) per hamster. That's triple what it was...



OOPS I MEANT TO MAKE A WITHDRAWL
An 18 year old woman in Brenenton, Washington made a deposit into her bank account. Along with the money she accidently deposited a bag of meth. She was arrested after a bank employee made the discovery after opening the deposit envelope and contacting police.


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DON'T LITTER ION FRANCE
Heidi Lebers, 39, from Heathfield, released a balloon with a message reading: "Happy New Year to whoever finds this when it lands". 6 week later she received a letter from authorities in Toucy, France about 200 miles south of Paris accusing her of littering! Happy New Year!

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DON'T MESS WITH GERRY PALMER WHEN IT'S COLD
The 89 Durango, Colorado resident accidently locked herself out of her home. It was bitterly cold, so Gerry did what any self respecting soon to be 90 year old would. Shee too matters (and an AX) into her own hands to bust through the offending sliding glass door to get into her homw.

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MAKE THAT LOTTERY DRIVE
71 year old Donald Ertman didn't know if wanted to make the 150 mile drive to the Michigan capital to collect his $150 winnings on a lottery ticket. It seemed like a lot of trouble. He's glad he did. The clerks informed him his ticket wasn't a $150 winner, but instead a $250,000 winner!

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NEW ZEALAND'S NEWEST RESIDENT-UPDATE
102 year old, Eric King Turner and his wife Dorothy got the red carpet welcome to New Zealand after their 5 week cruise to start a new life in New Zealand. Remember he's the guy who said; he didn't want any regrets when he's 105 that he didn't move when he was 102.

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UNIQUE ROAD HAZARD
Alaskan State Trooper Howard Peterson thought he's seen it all, until a MOSSE fell on his car from a cliff 150 feet above his patrol car and landed on the hood. "They occasionally have bad days like the rest of us," said wildlife biologist Rick Sinnott. "They slip and fall. Maybe he was reaching for a branch and the snow just gave way." The moose will make a meal for local charity.




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1866 Jesse James holds up his 1st bank, Liberty MO ($15,000)
1867 Johann Strauss' "Blue Danube" waltz premieres in Vienna
1895 Moving picture projector patented
1932 "Free Eats" introduces George "Spanky" McFarland to "Our Gang"
1935 Bruno Hauptmann found guilty of kidnap & murder of Lindbergh's infant 1961 Frank Sinatra launches Reprise label under Warner Brothers Records 1972 "Grease" opens on Broadway
1981 Longest sentence published by New York Times-1286 words
1982 Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" is on the charts for 402nd week
1996 Howard Stern announces he will be making the film "Private Parts"
1996 Rock musical "Rent", by Jonathan Larson, opens off-Broadway
1997 Discovery captures Hubble Space Telescope

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Chuck Yeager (Pilot)-85
Kim Novak (Falcon Crest: Kit)-75
Henry Rollins-47
George Segal (Just Shoot Me: Jack)-74
Bo Svenson (Kill Bill: Vol 2: Rev. Harmony)-64
Stockard Channing-64
Robbie Williams-34
Jerry Springer-64
Peter Gabriel-58
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SHREK THE MUSICAL
The show will open on Broadway December 14th. No lead or Donkey has been cast yet. Princess Fiona will be Sutton Foster, currently starring as Inga in "Young Frankenstein."




ISLEY BROTHER STAYING IN PRISON
An appellate court has upheld a 37-month federal prison sentence for tax evasion for R&B singer Ronald Isley. He is currently incarcerated at the Terre Haute Federal Corrections Institution in Indiana and his projected release date is in April 2010.

LENNY KRAVITZ IN SICK BAY
Lenny Kravitz won't be hitting the road to support his new album, he's in the hospital with bronchitis.

COUNTRY HALL OF FAME
Emmylou Harris is one of the newest members of the Country Music Hall of Fame. She says she's been on an incredible journey and feels blessed. Harris is joined by Tom T. Hall, the Statler Brothers and Pop Stoneman.

GET READY, GET SET WRITE
Members of the Writers Guild of America were planning a return to work Wednesday after voting to end their strike on its 100th day.
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SPICY LOVE LIFE................................
Berry Delicious, a candy shop in South Texas, can add some spice to your romance. Chocolate-covered jalapenos. Demand is hot. They'll have them available now all year beyond Valentines Day.




MASS VOW RENEWAL
More than 600 couples renewed their vows over the weekend at the Pittburgh's Carnegie Music Hall. It's all part o a Guiness record attempt during Pittsburgh's 250th anniversary celebration. The current record for mass vow renewal is 272 couples, set last year in Sydney.


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MILLION MILE TRUCK UPDATE
Remember Frank Oresnik of Gresham, Wisconsin. He has the '91 Chevy pickup that was going for 1 million miles. After 300 plus oil changes and some other work, but not a major engine overhaul his odometer has rolled past the 1 million mile mark. He says both General Motors and Shell Oil have expressed interest in buying his million-mile pickup.

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CHICKEN'S GONE WILD
Someone released fifty chickens in a Philadelphia high school over the weekend. They were discovered running a fowl yesterday morning. The students had to be sent home to give a farmer and maintenance personnel a chance to clean up the mess. Surveilance tapes are being reviewed to find the culprits.

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LOOK AT HER BAG!
The National Grocers Association International Best Bagger Competition was held this past week in Las Vegas. Erika Jensen won the competition based on speed, weight distribution, dress and
appearance. It mus be genetic, Erika’s older sister Emily won the competition three years ago.
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GETTING A REAL EDUCATION
According to a news report, a certain private charter school in SanAntonio was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it onin the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would presstheir lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man, an old retired Army Master Sergeant,would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.Finally the principal, who also was a former Army Chief WarrantOfficer, decided that something had to be done.

He called all thegirls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. Heexplained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem forthe old sergeant who had to clean the mirrors every nightTo demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he askedthe maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, andcleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip printson the mirror.

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RUNNING LATE FOR COURT? DON'T DO THIS!
Matthew Noriega was late for a court date so he was rushing to get to Baker City, Oregon for his court date. AT 130 MPH. He was pulled for speeding and now faces another charge besides the speeding after being found with less than an ounce of pot.
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Scientists believe that the higher your I.Q., the more you dream, and that the average human dream lasts only two or three seconds.

If you want to stay healthy, stay on Planet Earth. In the zero gravity of space, fluids shift upward causing congestion and facial puffiness, bones lose calcium increasing the odds of forming kidney stones and muscles atrophy and the heart shrinks.

When the Pittsburgh Bank for Savings went bankrupt in 1915 and had to close its doors, thousand of school children from throughout the region lost a total of approximately $169,000 in small savings accounts. Upon hearing the news, coal magnate Henry Clay Frick repaid every penny.




In 1814, the owners of a brewery in London constructed a brewing vat 22 feet tall and 60 feet in diameter that held 4,000 barrels of beer. But the vat ruptured when filled, causing other vats to break and sending a wall of 1.3 million gallons of beer down the street. Two buildings were destroyed and nine people were killed.

Author unknown. The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

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1848 Ballet "Faust" premieres, Milan
1850 Original Washington's Farewell Address manuscript sells for $2,300
1924 George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue" premieres at Carnegie Hall (New York NY)
1949 Panic in Quito Ecuador, after "War of the World" played on radio
1964 Beatles 1st NYC concert (Carnegie Hall)
1994 Model Anna Nicole Smith hospitalized for drug overdose
1997 Fred Goldman says he will settle for a signed murder confession from O J Simpson in lieu of his $20.5 million judgement
1998 Intel unveils its 1st graphics chip i740

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Joe Garagiola (Sportscaster)-82
Arsenio Hall-53
Joe Don Baker-72
Chynna Phillips (Wilson Phillips)-40
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MCCARTNEY-MILLS DIVORCE
The proceedings are under way on how to split his $1.6 billion dollar fortune. Heather Mills wants $100-200 million. He's offered $50 million. It's being followed closely in the British press with helicopters hovering overhead.


GRAMMY AUDIENCE DOWN
Nielsen ratings show that Sunday night's show was the third least-watched ceremony ever. Down from 20 million last year to 17 million this year.


LORD OF RINGS LAWSUIT
The estate of “Lord of the Rings” creator J.R.R. Tolkien is suing New Line Cinema for $150 million saying they never received a penny of the 7.5% they were supposed to receive for the rights to use Tolkien's stories.


SIEGFIELD AND ROY ONE NIGHT SHOW
Siegfried & Roy plan to make a one-night-only comeback next February, performing their show at a fundraiser more than five years after a tiger attack ended their long-running production in Las Vegas.

MICHAEL JACKSON UPDATED THRILLER
A 25th anniversary edition of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” album is in stores today, featuring new collaborations with Kanye West, Akon, Fergie and will.i.am.

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THIS "JET" CAN FLY
Jet is a Labrador retriever and really can fly. The 65-pound dog survived a six story leap from a Tampa airport parking garage and lived. Jet's owners and vet say the 2-year old dog accidentally leaped over a parking garage railing on New Year's Eve and walked away from the landing — 60 to 80 feet below. A few cuts and a collapsed young and a day or two of rest and Jet was good as new.





LAWN AREST UPDATE
Remember 70 year old Betty Perry, who was injured while resisting arrest for failing to water her lawn. She's copped to a plea deal that gets her a $100 fine and 6 months probabtion. Perry was scheduled to go to trial Monday on a more serious charge of resisting arrest for refusing to give her name, accept a citation or allow herself to be handcuffed on her front steps. During a struggle with officer Jim Flygare, Perry fell, injured her nose, rolled onto her stomach and put her hands under her to foil a handcuffing.

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BAN THE COLONEL
PETA wants to prevent the Kentecky legislature from making fried chicken Kentucky's official picnic food. They have a long running feud with KFC over what they say is the torture of chickens prior to them ending up in you big ol' bucket of KFC.

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LAWYERLY ASSAULT
Kathy Brewer Rentas, of Florida , shook the hand of Assistant US Attorney Jennifer Keene so hard her arm was "nearly ripped out of its socket", a court official said. Moments before, Ms Keene had successfully prosecuted Ms Brewer Rentas' husband, on a probabtion violation. She was freed on bail and ordered to undergo puschological evauation and faces 1 year if convicted of assault.

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LOSE WEIGHT EARN MONEY
The Mexico City police department has been gaining weight. Now authorities want to offer about $10 a pound for officers who slim down. About a quarter of the city's 1,600-strong force are reported to be overweight. Doctors would decide how much weight each needed to lose.

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David Niven and George Lazenby were the only two actors who played James Bond only once.

Henry Ford was obsessed with soybeans. He once wore a suit and tie made from soy-based material, served a 16-course meal made entirely from soybeans, and ordered many Ford auto parts to be made from soy-derived plastic.




While bad checks and shoplifting account for the bulk of the American retail industry's $26 billion yearly losses, return fraud now costs the industry about $1 billion a year.

The first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names. It was published in New Haven, Connecticut, by the New Haven District Telephone Company in February, 1878.

Thomas Jefferson was once given a 1,235 pound hunk of cheese, giving us the term "the big cheese."

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1794 1st session of US Senate open to the public
1809 Robert Fulton patents the steamboat
1942 "Archie" comic book debuts
1963 Beatles tape 10 tracks for their 1st album, including "Please, Please Me"
1964 Beatles 1st live appearance in US; Washington DC Coliseum
1979 43 million watch "Elvis!" on ABC
1979 Iran's premier Bakhtiar resigns, Ayatollah Khomeini seizes power
1998 Lyrics to "Candle in the Wind 1997" auctioned for $442,500
1999 Pluto is once again the farthest planet from the sun in our solar system

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Leslie Nielsen-82
Sheryl Crow-46
Jennifer Aniston-39
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GRAMMY WINNERS


Record of the Year: “Rehab” – Amy Winehouse.
Album of the Year: “River: The Joni Letters” – Herbie Hancock, “Graduation” – Kanye West and
“Back to Black” – Amy Winehouse.
Song of the Year: “Rehab” – Amy Winehouse
New Artist: Amy Winehouse
Pop Vocal Album: “Back to Black” – Amy Winehouse.
Rock Album: Silence, Patience & Grace” – Foo Fighters
R&B Album: “Funk This” – Chaka Khan
Rap Album: “Graduation” – Kanye West.
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: Rehab” – Amy Winehouse.
Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: “What Goes Around...Comes Around” – Justin Timberlake.
Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “Makes Me Wonder” – Maroon 5

Best R&B Song: “No One" – Alicia Keys


THE BOX OFFICE

1.Fool's Gold
2.Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
3.Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour
4.The Eye
5.Juno
6.27 Dresses
7.The Bucket List
8.Rambo
9.Meet the Spartans
10.There Will Be Blood

KIRSTEN DUNST IN REHAB
She has checked into a rehab center in Utah for undisclosed reasons.



ARETHA FRANKLIN NAMED PERSON OF THE YEAR
Friday night Aretha was honored by a who's who of musical royalty by MusicCares the chritable foundation formed by the Gammy's.


WRITERS STRIKE JUST ABOUT OVER
Writers have given the thumbs up on a deal that would increase their share of royalties from online braodcasts of their work Just crossing the t's right now.



TIMBALAND TIRADE AT "PEOPLE" PARTY
The performer went into an explitive laced rant at the end of People Magazine's pre Grammy party. "Next time I have one of my homeboys in line, let that (expletive) in!" Timbaland shouted as the event winded down after 2 a.m. Saturday, adding that he was a "peoples person."
"I don't like to see my people turned around for some (expletive) magazine ... (expletive) y'all!" It kinda ruined the festive mood.



ROY SCHNEIDER DIES
The Jaws star died Sunday at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hospital in Little Rock. He was 75.

PAT OBRIEN IN REHAB
“The Insider” host and veteran TV personality Pat O’Brien has returned to rehab.
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A RETRO IDEA CATCHES FIRE......
Gloucestershire village in Britain has about 30 residents who live at the top of a steep hill. No cars can make it up the narrow road and they're tired of hauling their shopping up the hill. So they've applied for a grant from the village council to buy ... a donkey to do the heavy lifting for them.



WHO LET THE EMU OUT?
I-20 outside Appling Georgia was at a standstill yesterday as authorities chased down an Emu. Pam Tucker, director of the county's Emergency Services Department said; "They surrounded it in the median — with a lot of caution because emus will hurt you," she said. "One of the animal control officers grabbed its legs and another grabbed the upper body and another put a covering over its head and they loaded into the truck. It kicked so hard in the truck that the latch on the truck broke."


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ANOTHER ICE FALLS FROM PLANE STORY
A woman in Calgary, Canada is lucky to not be hit by the chunks of ice that "exploeded" through her roof yesterday. Most likely "frozen liquid" from an airplane, the ice and roof debris landed just a few steps away from her.

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HOSPITAL RULES IN SERBIA
Grumpiness, rudeness, mini skirts and gossiping have been banned by the Serbian health ministry. The new rules are an attempt to improve the health care system that saw a steep decline in the 90's.

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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION IN WICHITA?
Officials at the Sedgwick County, Kansas, Zoo say their two Komodo dragons are female. No males anywhere to be seen, but that didn't stop the birth of two baby Komodos.

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13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

More than 63 million Star Trek books, in more than 15 languages, are in print; 13 were sold every minute in the U.S. in 1995.



The average airspeed of the common housefly is 4 1/2 mph. A housefly beats its wings about 20,000 times per minute.

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1861 Confederate States of America organizes in Montgomery AL
1910 Boy Scouts of America incorporated & chartered (William D Boyce-Chicago)
1926 Walt Disney Studios is formed
1930 "Happy Days Are Here Again" by Benny Mereoff hits #1 1965 Supremes release "Stop In the Name of Love"
1974 Ringo Starr releases "You're 16"
1974 Soap opera "The Secret Storm" ends a 20 year run
1974 "Good Times" debuts on CBS TV
1975 1800 Unification church couples' wed in Korea
1977 Hustler publisher Larry Flynt sentenced
1990 "60 Minutes" commentator Andy Rooney suspended by CBS for racial remarks attributed to him by a gay magazine
1992 "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred peaks at #1
1998 1st female ice hockey game in Olympics history Finland beats Sweden 6-0

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Jack Larson (Superman: Jimmy Olsen)-80 John Grisham (Author)-53
John Williams (Composer/Conductor)-76 Vince Neil (Motley Crüe)-47
Ted Koppel (Ex-“Nightline” host)-68 Gary Coleman (Diff’rent Strokes: Arnold)-40
Nick Nolte-67 Mary McCormack (West Wing: Kate)-39
Robert Klein (Comedian)-66 Seth Green-34
Brooke Adams (Monk: Leigh)-59 Phoenix (Linkin Park)-31
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NEW MOVIES

Fool's Gold Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson set sail in pursuit of sunken treasure, rekindling a long-lost romance along the way.
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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins Martin Lawrence stars as a successful Hollywood self-help guru who returns home to this crazy but lovable Southern family.
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AMY WINEHOUSE VISA DENIED
The singer is up for 6 Grammy's but won't be attending the ceremony in person after her visa was denied. She will perform via satellite this Sunday.


BILLY JOEL'S "LAST PLAY AT SHEA"
The Beatles were the first to play at SHea stadium in 1964, Biklly Joel will do the last concert at the stadium July 16th before the Mets move to the new Citi Field in 2009.

MELLENCAMP TO McCAIN
Stop using my songs. John Mellencamp is an avowed liberal and was upset that McCain's campaign was using his music in stops. He sent a letter. A McCain campaign spokesman says that Mellencamp's songs -- including ``Our Country'' and ``Pink Houses'' -- will no longer be played at campaign events.

CHER PICKS UP WHERE CELINE LEFT OFF
Cher will headline at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas beginning May 6th. Tickets will be $95-$250. Didn't she do a 3 year long farewell tour?

LIFEHOUSE AT THE PRO BOWL
Lifehouse will be performing during halftime at the NFL Pro Bowl this weekend. It's on FOX.

AMERICAN IDOL AT DISNEYWORLD
Disney World is creating an ``American Idol'' experience that will open later this year. People 14 and up will be able to audition for Disney casting directors with the finalists getting to perform each day. Details still be worked out.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR (of the rat)
The Chinese New Year is today. The Year Of The Rat. It symbolizes beginnings, and the rat is seen in the East as witty, charming and able to amass great wealth.




REALLY STUPID CRIMINAL
Vincent Hick tried to enter the Wilmington, Delaware courthouse. When searched he was found to have 8 baggies of pot on him!! He ran, they chased, he's in custody.


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STOP COMPLAINING
Think it's cold where you are? It was minus 67 degrees yesterday morning at O'Brien Creek, a spot on the Taylor Highway nearly 200 miles east of Fairbanks. That's air temperature. No wind chill figured in here.


KEEP YER TURTLE WARM
An warm winter in Britain has turtles waking from their hibernation early, but there is a solution, experts say -- keep them through the winter in the fridge. If turtles wake early put them in your fridge. Opening the door at least once a day should get them enough air to breathe.

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YES SIR...ER MA'AM ??
An Austrian army officer called Gregor went on holiday - and came back as a woman called Jasmin. The 46-year-old captain took three months leave after complaining of stress, and had a sex change operation before returning to barracks in Gratkorn, shocking his-her fellow soldiers. The army says she can stay with her original job.

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FLYIN HIGH ON VIAGRA
Israel is considering giving it's fighter pilots Vigra so they can perform better....WHILE FLYIN! What were you thinking? The active ingredient in the drugs was found to make climbers perform better in an environment with less oxygen, which causes fatigue and dizziness.
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WASHING EMERGENCY CALL 911
4 year old, Donovan Hasseman became trapped after climbing into the washer at his home in Dover, Ohio. They tried everything, but in the end firefightersc had to use the hydraulic cutters (Jaws Of Life), normally used for freeing road accident victims from wreckage to extracta the little boy. He was given a ride in the firetruck.

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STOP LOOKING AT ME!
A New Zealander ended up in court after punching a man over a breach of urinal etiquette.
Edward Aldridge, 47, punched his victim twice after he used the urinal next to him in a pub in Christchurch. Aldridge accused his victim of looking at him.

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If you walked the entire length of the China's Great Wall, you would be walking farther than the distance between New York City and Miami, Florida. The wall stretches for over 1,500 miles. The driving distance between New York and Miami is just over 1,250 miles.


The Sears Tower contains enough phone wire to wrap around the earth 1.75 times and enough electrical wiring to run a power line from Chicago to Los Angeles.



It takes a ton of ore to produce one gold wedding ring.


As many as 50 gallons of maple sap are needed to make a single gallon of maple sugar


Nearly 65 percent of America's aluminum cans are recycled.


Inventor Thomas Edison averaged six new patents a month during one four-year period.


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1884 Canadian Rugby Football Union forms
1936 Felix the Cat, Cartoon Character, by Van Beuren from Otto Messmer
1940 Walt Disney's 2nd feature-length movie, "Pinocchio", premieres (New York NY)
1962 President Kennedy begins blockade of Cuba
1964 Baskin-Robbins introduces Beatle Nut ice cream
1964 Beatles land at New York's JFK airport, for 1st US tour 1964 Cassius Clay becomes a Muslim & adopts the name Muhammad Ali
1969 "This Is Tom Jones" debuts on ABC TV
1970 "Jingle Jangle" hits #10 on the pop singles chart by Archies
1974 Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" opens in movie theaters
1987 Madonna's "Open Your Heart" single goes #1
1988 Heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson marries actress Robin Givens 1993 Pebbles Flintstone & Bamm Bamm Rubble wed
1994 Howard Stern stops a would-be jumper on the George Washington Bridge
1994 Jim Nabors undergoes a liver transplant

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BRITNEY SPEARS OUT
Britney Spears has been quietly released from a hospital, according to police.


ARETHA FRANKLIN HONORED
Aretha Franklin will be honored tomorrow in Los Angeles as the Person of the Year for MusiCares, the Grammy's charity. And she's a much slimmed down Queen of Soul having been working with a personal trainer.


LINDSEY LOHAN IN HARPERS BAZAAR
"When I look back on this last year, it's like, what was I thinking?" the 21-year-old actress says in the March issue of Harper's Bazaar magazine, on newsstands Feb. 19.


J-LO TWINS
Jennifer Lopez's dad is confirming she's expecting twins.


ELLIOT YAMIN HITS THE ROAD FOR USO
Yamin will leave next week for a USO tour of Germany, Belgium and the United Kingdom to entertain service members.

HEATH LEDGER ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE
The actor Heath Ledger died from an accidental overdose of six different drugs, painkillers and sedatives, the medical examiner said Wednesday
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A DOGGY DAY AFTERNOON
Admiral theater in Austria has been up against some tough competition from the multi-plex theaters, so they're offering Doggy Day. A chance for pet owners to bring their pet and snuggle up with some popcorn, fresh water under a blanket to catch the latest movies. The only stipulation came from a local vet who has insisted the theater lower the volume of the movies, so as not to hurt the doggy ears.



TAKER THE HOOD OFF GOMER....OK!
Brian Waltermyer walked into a York, PA. bank and handed the teller a note demanding money. The teller complied, but not unless he took off that horrid hood he had over his head. He did, surveilance camera does it's job, so did the police who recognized our hapless robber and arrested him.


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A STICK SHIFT?
A car jacker approaced a couple in LA demanding purse, money and keys to the car. When he realized the car in question has a manual instead of automatic transmission he beat a hasty retreat.

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FORD GOING HIGH TECH IN TRUCKS
For will begin offering an in-dash computer and inkjet printer on its F-150 pickups and commercial vans. The package will also include wireless Internet and even a radio-controlled tool-tracking device.



WHERE"S THE HOT PORRIDGE
A Thai burglar decided to settle in and fix himself a meal and then dosed off in bed with his vitims purse still in his hand as he slept on the bed. The man didn't awake until the police arrived after being alerted by the family who had just come home. "I guess my wife's cookies were just too irresistible for him."

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Well it's not quite the same, but Dutch inventors have come up with a robot that will eliminate the need fopr self service. A robotic arm fitted with multiple sensors extends from a regular petrol pump, carefully opens the car's flap, unscrews the cap, picks up the fuel nozzle and directs it toward the tank opening, much as a human arm would, and as efficiently.

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AT LEAST THE BEER IS SAFE
Tina WIlliams strapped the 24 pack of beer under the seat belt all snug and secure. The only thing she forgot to do was secure the 16 month old sitting in the back seat. Police discovered the situation after she ran a red light.

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SPORTS BOOKIES FINALLY LOSE ONE
The casinos report losing a record 2.6 million dollars on Super Bowl bets, when the New York Giants upset the Patriots Sunday. It's the first time the sports books lost money since the 1995 Super Bowl, when the San Francisco 49ers blew out the San Diego Chargers.

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Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.

On film-making, Clint Eastwood said in an interview, "The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up."



Blue whales can produce sounds of more than 185 decibels--nearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.

The country of Sweden has the most phones per capita.

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1778 France recognizes US, signs treaty of aid in Paris; 1st US treaty
1778 England declares war on France
1935 Board game "Monopoly" goes on sale for the 1st time
1943 Singer Frank Sinatra debuts on radio's "Your Hit Parade"
1951 Radio commentator Paul Harvey arrested for trying to sneak into the Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago IL
1965 Righteous Brothers "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" hits #1
1971 1st time a golf ball is hit on the Moon (by Alan Shepard)
1981 "Brady Brides" debuts on NBC TV
1981 Beatles McCartney, Starr & Harrison record a tribute to John Lennon
1990 Steve Briers of Wales recited the entire lyrics of Queen's album "A Night At The Opera" in 9 minutes & 58.44 seconds backwards!
1996 Heidi Fleiss scheduled to begin her 7 year jail sentence
1998 Mary Kay LeTourneau, 36, former teacher, who violated probation by seeing 14 year old father of her baby, sentenced to 7½ years

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Zsa Zsa Gabor-91
Rip Torn-77
Robert Townsend -51
Mamie Van Doren-77
Kathy Najimy (King of the Hill: Peggy)-51
Mike Farrell -69
Tom Brokaw-68
Axl Rose (Guns N' Roses)-46
Michael Tucker (L.A. Law: Stuart)-64
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LATEST GRAMMY PERFORMERS
Josh Groban and opera tenor Andrea Bocelli will perform together for the first time at the Grammys on Sunday. Fergie and John Legend will also do a duet. John Fogerty, Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis will perform in a ``Cornerstones of Rock'' segment.



JUNO NOMINATIONS
Celine Dion leads the nominations for the Junos, Canada's answer to the Grammys, April 6th. . Dion has six nominations, including artist of the year. Avril Lavigne, Feist, Finger Eleven, Michael Buble' and Jully Black will compete for single of the year. Other nominees include Josh Groban, Bon Jovi, Rihanna, Timbaland, Sum 41 and Anne Murray.

WILLIE NELSON GETS ROASTED
The celebrity roast wuill air on April 30th on the Comedy Channel, Wilies 75th birthday.

BRITNEY MANAGER RESTRAINING ORDER
Sam Lufti has been banned from seeing Britney Spears after allegations that he held her a virtual hostage in her home, drugged her, took over her finances and controlled the ravenous paparazzi "like a general."

WRITERS STRIKE UPDATE
The Writers Guild of America plans to brief its members this weekend on a deal taking shape to end their 3-month-old strike, using the meetings to gauge rank-and-file support for the labor plan.
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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK.......
An 11th annual pancake run has been cancelled in Britain because of health and safetly concerns. Kids would ruin through the cobblestone streets flipping their pancakes. The organizers scrapped the popular event this year because of mounting costs and bureaucracy linked to health and safety rules.




$100,000 CHECK!
An Iowa couple met an elderly man at Dr. Salami's cafe in Pella, Iowa. He gave them a blank check and said "Write any amount you like - I'm good for it.". Sure enough it cleared. He did have conditions. hey were to use the cash to buy a house, never reveal his identity nor their own full names. And they have to name their next child after him. Alissa and Barry are happy!







tain's National theater will air the world's longest silent play. For one hour and 40 minutes, 450 characters played by 27 actors will utter not one single word. The Hour We Knew Nothing of Each Other, is to run for 30 performances. The play is set in a city square through which hundreds of characters including a bride, a businessman, a roller-skater, a playwright, Charlie Chaplin, Tarzan, Abraham and Moses all rambling through albeit silently.

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SORRY WE CAN'T SERVE YOU HERE
John Read is a state legislator in Mississippi. He has propoed a bill that would ban restaurants from serving food to obese customers. Mr. Read acknowledges that at 5-foot-11 and 230 pounds, he'd probably have a tough time under his own bill. He's trying to make a point about Miss. obesity problem and knows the bill would never pass.

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TIGER CPR
A German medical student put her training to practical use while visiting a Berlin Zoo. She noticed a 4 month old tiger cub choling on a piece of meat and the helpless zookeeper standing nearby. She was able to revive the cub with mouth to mouth and heart massage. The zoo, which held a ceremony Friday to thank Janine has decided to call the tiger Johann, after her one-year-old son.

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WHO'S GONNA WIN SUPER TUESDAY
BuyCostumes.com sells paper masks for 99 cents and they say they can tell who'll win from the sales. Though he's barely made a dent in the primaries, BuyCostumes.com says Paul's mask is the leading seller with 56 percent. John McCain has 21 percent, followed by Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee. They say their poll has picked the last 2 presidential winners.

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Top Ten Drawbacks To Working in a Cubicle...

10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
7. Always having that nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese!
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. There are 23 power cords but only ONE outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger... they also have beds.
2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.
and the Number One Drawback to Working in a Cubicle. . . . .
1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

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About 30 percent of NBA players sport tattoos, compared with about 4 percent of the nation's population.

The Chinese invented eyeglasses. Marco Polo reported seeing many pairs worn by the Chinese as early as 1275, 500 years before lens grinding became an art in the West.

Boasting nearly 30 brewery locations, Nigeria has emerged as the largest beer-producing country in Africa. The continent's 8,000-year brewing history began with ancient Egyptian commercial brewing dynasties, and still includes handmade tribal beers.

Every year, Bavarians and their guests drink 1.2 million gallons of beer during Oktoberfest. The first Oktoberfest was in 1810 and celebrated the marriage of King Ludwig I of Bavaria.

Hey Jude y the Beatles had the longest running time of any British Number 1 hit ever. The second longest was Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1783 Sweden recognizes US independence
1870 1st motion picture shown to a theater audience, Philadelphia
1901 Loop-the-loop centrifugal RR (roller coaster) patented by Ed Prescot
1916 Enrico Caruso recorded "O Sole Mio" for the Victor Talking Machine Company
1937 1st Charlie Chaplin talkie, "Modern Times", is released
1940 Glenn Miller & his Orchestra record "Tuxedo Junction" 1953 "Peter Pan" by Walt Disney opens at Roxy Theater, NYC
1967 "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" premieres on CBS (later ABC, NBC)
1978 Fred Newman makes 88 consecutive basketball free throws blindfolded 1981 Largest Jell-O made (9,246 gallons of watermelon-flavor) in Brisbane
1991 Joni Mitchel inducted into the Canadian Hall of Fame
1994 "Where On Earth Is Carmen San Diego" debuts on Fox TV
1998 Author Tom Clancy confirms he signed agreement to purchase Minnesota Vikings for slightly more than $200 million, an NFL franchise record
1998 Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding talk on FOX (Taped Dec 22nd)


BIRTHDAYS

Hank Aaron (MLB)-74
Tim Meadows (SNL)-47
Stuart Damon (General Hospital: Alan Quartermaine)-71
Jennifer Jason Leigh-46
Stephen J. Cannell (Writer/producer)-67
Laura Linney-44
Barbara Hershey-60
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MELISSA ETHRIDGE BOOK
Melissa Etheridge talks about medicinal marijuana for the first time in an upcoming book, ``Pot Culture: The A-Z Guide to Stoner Language and Life.'' Etheridge says being in rock-and-roll, she had seen her share of drugs, but she was never a heavy user. When she got sick from the chemotherapy, many people recommended that she use marijuana to help.


BRITNEY DOC
A Los Angeles court commissioner has appointed a doctor to evaluate Britney Spears' competence.


THE WRECKERS WRECKED
Michelle Branch says The Wreckers are ``gone for good.'' Branch tells Entertainment Weekly that ``It was a lot of fun,'' but that the duo have gone their separate ways.


WRITERS STRIKE ENDING?
Rumor is that The Writers Guild of America and producers are haggling over final language to a new agreement that could be announced as late as this week.
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FORGED TICKETS................
No surprise here, but there were fake Super Bowl tickets being sold game day in Phoenix. 2 men were arressted when a Michigan couple was duped for $2500 for a pair. That led them to a motel where, they arrested seven more suspects, one of whom was trying to eat five forged tickets when police found him.




Texas Mayor Resigns Over Dog Scandal
A small-town mayor accused of secretly keeping her neighbor’s dog after telling them the pet died has resigned. Grace Saenz-Lopez apologized Friday to Alice, Texas, residents and said she
believed her actions were in the dog’s best interest. A custody hearing set for today is expected to decide who gets the shih Tzu named Puddles.



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MEXICAN TRAAFFIC OFFENSES
Northern Mexico authorities are cracking down on driving offense to try and cut down on accidents. Included; Putting on make-up or shaving with an electric razor will land drivers fines of up to 346 pesos. Also, throwing trash out of a car window, and driving with another person or an animal on a motorist's lap.

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POLITICAL SPLIT AT HOME
Arnold Schwaranegger backs John McCain for president, while his wife showed up to endorse Barak Obama at a rally.

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ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
NASA will broadcast the Beatles' song "Across the Universe" today across the galaxy to Polaris, the North Star. It's to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the song and the 45th anniversary of NASA's Deep Space Network, which communicates with its distant probes and the 50th anniversary of NASA.

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6 MOR WEEKS OF WINTER
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Murphy's Ten Laws of Computers...
10. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
9. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
8. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
7. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
6. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
5. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
4. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
3. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
2. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
and Murphy's Number One Law of Computing. . . . .
1. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.


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athletes. At the 2006 Winter Olympics, about 2,500 athletes participated!

Ballet was performed for the first time in the United States in 1827 in New York
City. Ladies in the lower boxes left the theater in horror when they saw the scanty gauze costume the French dancer wore!



Chinatowns all over welcome the Chinese New Year February 7, with firecrackers and the lucky color, red! This is the year of the rat, who is associated with prosperity. Learn more
at www.123chinesenewyear.com!

Canadians eat more Kraft macaroni and cheese packaged dinners than any nationality in the world.

The A & P was the first chain-store business to be established. It began in 1842.

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1824 J W Goodrich introduces rubber galoshes to the public
1938 "Our Town", by Thornton Wilder opens on Broadway
1967 "Wild Thing" hits #20 on the pop singles chart
1974 Chimpanzee Nim Chimsky signs his 1st word, at 2½ months
1974 Patricia Hearst (19), daughter of publisher Randolph Hearst kidnapped by Symbionese Liberation Army
1977 Wings release "Maybe I'm Amazed"
1977 Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" released
1997 OJ Simpson found liable in murders of Ron Goldman & Nicole Simpson
1998 Bill Gates gets a pie thrown in his face in Brussels Belgium

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Conrad Bain (Diff'rent Strokes: Mr. Drummond)-85
Oscar de la Hoya-35
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BOX OFFICE

1.Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour
2.The Eye
3.27 Dresses
4.Juno
5.Meet the Spartans
6.Rambo
7.The Bucket List
8.Untraceable
9.Cloverfield
10.There Will Be Blood


RICHARD HATCH STAYING IN PRISON
An appeals court turned down his request to have his tax evasion sentence reduced.


BRITNEY SPEARS STAYING LONGER
The pop star will be held an additional 14 days for mental evalutaion. California's legal code that allows patients to be retained for medical treatment if they are found to be gravely disabled or a danger to themselves or others.


TAYLOR SWIFT ON DANCE WARS TONIHGT
Taylor Swift is doing a first tonight on ABC's ``Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann.'' She's the show's first-ever live musical guest.


AMERICAN IDOL WEDDING
Katharine McPhee tied the knot with producer Nick Cokas. McPhee, 23, and Cokas, 42, met in 2005. The pair married Saturday at Beverly Hills Presbyterian Church. Kellie Pickler was there.

GRAMMY AWARDS THIS SUNDAY
Get set for the Grammy Awards' 50th anniversary (Feb. 10) with the Ultimate Grammy Collection. The seven-disc set groups hits by genre--"Contempary Pop," for example, gives
you 16 artists, from Norah Jones to Seal.

WESLEY SNIPES GETS OFF
A jury in Ocala, Florida, has acquitted Wesley Snipes of federal tax fraud and conspiracy charges, but convicted him on three misdemeanor counts of failing to file tax returns.

EVA MENDES IN REHAB
Eva Mendes has entered rehab to tackle substance abuse problems. The actress has been
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SUPERBOWL RECORD......
It looks like this weekend's Superbowl will be the most watched in history. Near to 100 million expected to watch the Patriots-Giants battle. The previous record was over 94 million viewers who watched the Dallas Cowboys beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in January, 1996.



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THE OFFICIAL WALK
Maryland State Senator Verna Jones wants to make walking the official state exercise in Maryland. Critics are worried because the state already has 21 other "official" designations from blue crabs to the Chesapeake Bay retriever.

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ONE MILLION AND STILL TRUCKIN'
Frank Oresnik is on the verge of making history driving his Chevy Silverado. The one million mile mark. The Medford, Wisconsin man says he's only 1200 miles from that milestone. Proper maintenance is getting the credit, though the truck has had four radiators, three gas tanks, five transmissions and six water pumps, but the engine has never been overhauled.

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MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
A bottled card released in the sea by children has been returned nearly three decades later, the teacher said Thursday. A construction worker found a tiny glass bottle on the shore of the northern Shimokita Peninsula. The construction worker, Masaaki Kondo, 54, complied with the instructions to return the card and specify his name, the place and time he found it and the current weather. The story came just a week after a similar surprise delivery charmed Japan.
A letter that a young girl sent into the sky on a balloon some 15 years ago was found on a flatfish hauled from 3,300 feet below the Pacific. A fisherman sent the handwritten note back to the sender, who is now a 21-year-old university student.

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Moviefone’s Top 25 Most Romantic Films of All Time
25. Sleepless in Seattle
24. The Notebook
23. Dark Victory
22. Amelie
21. Love Story
20. Jerry Maguire
19. West Side Story
18. Atonement
17. Lady and the Tramp
16. Wings of Desire
15. Eternal Sunshine
14. An Officer and a Gentleman
13. Harold and Maude
12. Brokeback Mountain
11. The Princess Bride
10. Ghost
9. Dr. Zhivago
8. Annie Hall
7. Moonstruck
6. The Way We Were
5. Gone With the Wind
4. An Affair to Remember
3. Wuthering Heights
2. Titanic
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AOL Television’s Top 20 Couples in TV History
1. Sam and Diane, 'Cheers'
2. David and Maddie, 'Moonlighting'
3. Carrie and Big, 'Sex and the City'
4. Lucy and Ricky, 'I Love Lucy'
5. Buffy and Angel, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
6. Furillo and Joyce, 'Hill Street Blues'
7. Ross and Rachel, 'Friends'
8. Rob and Laura, 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'
9. Cliff and Claire, 'The Cosby Show'
10. Veronica and Logan, 'Veronica Mars'
11. Doug and Carol, 'ER'
12. Homer and Marge, 'The Simpsons'
13. Angela and Jordan, 'My So-Called Life'
14. Bobby and Pam, 'Dallas'
15. Kevin and Winnie, 'The Wonder Years'
16. Jim and Pam, 'The Office'
17. Joey and Pacey, 'Dawson's Creek'
18. Morticia and Gomez, 'The Addams Family'
19. Brenda and Dylan, 'Beverly Hills, 90210'
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Built in only 16 months between 1941 and 1942, the Pentagon is only 71ft tall and yet it has 5 floors, 17.5 miles of corridors, 131 stairways, 284 restrooms, 691 drinking fountains, and 7,754 windows. Workers replace more than 250 lightbulbs each day.



One memorable line from TV's M*A*S*H was delivered by Alan Alda as Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: "I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war, I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"

In baseball, there are seven ways that a batter can reach first base. It can be done with a hit, a walk, a hit-by-pitch, defensive interference, fielder's choice, a dropped third strike, and an error.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1788 1st US steamboat patent issued, by Georgia to Briggs & Longstreet
1862 Julia Howe publishes "Battle Hymn of the Republic"
1898 1st auto insurance policy in US issued, by Travelers Insurance Company
1920 Royal Canadian Mounted Police forms as Royal Northwest Mounted Police merge with Dominion Police
1959 Texas Instruments requests patent of IC (Integrated Circuit)
1964 Beatles' "I Want to Hold Your Hand" 1st #1 hit & stays #1 for 7 weeks
1974 "Good Times" (spinoff from "Maude") premieres on CBS TV
1976 Sonny & Cher resume TV show, despite real-life divorce
1981 Duke Ellington-musical "Sophisticated Ladies" premieres in New York NY
1982 "Late Night With David Letterman" debuts on NBC-TV 1986 Singer Diana Ross marries Norwegian businessman Arne Naess in Switzerland
1994 Large meteorite falls near Kusaie, Pacific Ocean


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Garrett Morris (Ex-SNL)-71
Lisa Marie Presley-40
Sherman Hemsley (George Jefferson) -70
Pauly Shore-40
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The Eye Jessica Alba is haunted by unexplainable frightening images after her sight is restored through double corneal transplant surgery.
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Over Her Dead Body Eva Longoria stars as Paul Rudd's dead fiancee, now a ghost determined to sabotage his current relationship with a psychic.
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ANGELINA BABY RUMORS
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be expecting if you can believe the tabloids and will sell the news to a tabloid with the money going to charity.


PAULA ABDUL AT SUPERBOWL
She says she's too nervous to perform live before that big an audience so her new song is being taped for the big day.


SHERYL CROW HELPS DEMOCRATS
Sheryl Crow is going to perform at the Democratic National Convention this summer in Denver.


BILL COSBY RAPS
"State of emergency" is the 35th album from Bill Cosby and he will rap about social issues.


TAYLOR SWIFT IS DANCING
2008 Best New Artist Grammy nominee Taylor Swift will perform this Monday on ABC’S “Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann.”


KEITH URBAN DUET
Keith Urban has recorded a duet with pop singer Nelly Furtado.

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