Sunday, December 30, 2007

AudioPRos FREE show prep 12/31/2007

TIMES SQUARE MESSAGES......
Revelers in Times Square for New Years Eve will get messages on the confetti that falls all around them For the first time, anyone can get a message printed on a piece of the multicolored confetti by visiting the Times Square Information Center or by using the Internet to type a message on a "Wishing Wall Online" — http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/ap_on_fe_st/storytext/odd_confetti_wishes/25719455/SIG=10rg6hi59/*http://tinyurl.com/2c5efd.



100 YEARS
If you watch the large lighted ball descend in Times Square at the end of 2007, you should know that the first illuminated ball made its descent at midnight 1907. The Times Square celebration started in 1904, the year the New York Times moved into a splendid building at the old Longacre Square. Longacre Square was renamed in honor of the newspaper, and the celebration was held at the paper's new headquarters. The dropping ball was added in 1907 and remains a highlight for millions who watch it on television.


SWEEEET SURPRISE
Linda Vancel made up some fudge for a bake sale. She lost a diamond ring about the same time. A ring of geat sentimental importance. You know where it goes from here. Woman buys fudge, takes to ill man to cheer him up, he bites into fudge, finds ring, returns to original owner and all are now happy.


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WHAT A GREAT TIP!
89 year old Walter "Buck" Swords was a "little mean" to Melina Salazar when he ate at the Lubys restaurant in Brownsville, TX, but Melina did her best to put on a smile and tend to the every need of her most loyal and cantankerous customer. It paid off. Mr. Swords left her a $50,000 tip when he passed away. Not only that he left her a car as well.


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WE'VE GOT A HOME AND $400,000!
Leon Helmsley's dog, Trouble inhereited 412 million, but she's got nothing on Buckshot, Katie and Obu-Jet, a beagle and two Labrador mixes. They were Ken Kemper's best friends. When the Hagerstown, MD. man passed away recently he left all of his assets including his home and $400,000 in cash to he 3 pooches. hey now live at their house with caretaker Roy Grady. They might not be aware of their wealth, but they do know that on one night a week Grady treats them to spaghetti dinner, with meatballs and garlic bread. "They love it," he said. "They know when it's coming on Friday, too. They have that time clock."


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HICCUP MAN
Chris Sands, 24, has tried everything including holding his breath, drinking from the wrong side of a glass and getting a fright since the hiccups started last February. So far nothing has worked and the singer has been left unable to perform with his band; during the more intense bouts he struggles to sleep, eat or even breathe properly.


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POLITICIAN DICTIONARY
Ever wonder what oliticians were saying? The Lexicon Dictionary tries to cut through the double-speak with definitions of words and phrases: ie: When a politician talks of "transformation", they actually mean "no change"...... "Let me finish", meanwhile, translates as "I will continue talking so that you cannot ask any more difficult questions"........ According to the dictionary, "legacy" means "the next Government will pick up the bill".

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Ever wonder about the origins of the term "Auld Lang Syne?". Essentially, the phrase means "The good old days." The lyrics, as we know them, were penned by Scottish poet Robert Burns in 1788 He apparently drew on older works that used the line "Auld Lang Syne," but the words we sing are his. "Auld Lang Syne" has become the standard song for midnight as the old year dies and the new one is born across the English-speaking world.


In December 1951 Roy Rogers, and his beloved horse, Trigger, appeared on TV for the first time in The Roy Rogers Show. Their famous theme song, "Happy Trails To You," was written by Rogers' wife and co-star, Dale Evans.


Verdi's opera Alda premiered in Egypt in 1871 to celebrate the opening of the Suez Canal. The critically acclaimed story of forbidden love was modernized in 2000, when Elton John wrote the Broadway version!


The Supremes made their debut on The Ed Sullivan Show inDec. 1964. Their many performances on that show would be immortalized in the 2006 film Dreamgirls!


Kwanzaa was celebrated for the first time in the U. S. in 1966. Based on Africa's harvest celebrations, Kwanzaa's name come from the phrase "matunda ya kwanza" which means "first fruits" in Swahili.


Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt starred as parents of twelve in Cheaper by the Dozen in 2003. Interestingly, neither Martin nor Hunt had any children in real life!


To Kill a Mockingbird came to life on the big screen in 1962 starring Gregory Peck. The character of Dill, the neighbor boy, was based on author Harper Lee's childhood friend, Truman Capote!


What women say And what they MEAN - You've seen them before. Always good to get a refresher course on stereotypes. :)

* ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.
* FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.
* FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
* NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".
* GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
* GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
* LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".
* SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.
* THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
* PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
* THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".
* THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing.
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TODAY IN HISTORY

1862 Union ironclad ship "Monitor" sinks off Cape Hatteras NC
1879 Edison gives 1st public demonstration of his incandescent lamp
1879 Gilbert/Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance" premieres in New York NY
1890 Ellis Island (New York NY) opens as a US immigration depot
1938 Dr R N Harger's "drunkometer", 1st breath test, introduced in Indiana
1961 1st performance of the Beach Boys
1962 "Match Game" debuts on NBC with host Gene Rayburn
1963 Jerry Garcia & Bob Weir played music together for the 1st time
966 Monkee's "I'm a Believer" hits #1 & stays there for 7 weeks
1970 Paul McCartney files a lawsuit to dissolve the Beatles
1974 Free agent pitcher Catfish Hunter signs record $3.75 million 5 year New York Yankee contract
1974 Lindsey Buckingham & Stevie Nicks join Fleetwood Mac 1974 Popular Electronics displays Altair 8800 computer
1981 CNN Headline News debuts
1990 The Sci-Fi Channel on cable TV begins transmitting
1997 Microsoft buys Hotmail E-mail service
1999 Control of Panamá Canal reverts to Panamá

BIRTHDAYS

Anthony Hopkins-70
Andy Summers (The Police)-65
Bebe Neuwirth (Cheers: Lilith)-49
Ben Kingsley-64
Val Kilmer-48
Tim Matheson -60
Paula Barbieri-41
Donna Summer-59
Joe McIntyre (Boston Public: Colin)-35

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BOX OFFICE


1.National Treasure: Book of Secrets
2.Alvin and the Chipmunks
3.I Am Legend
4.Charlie Wilson's War
5.Juno
6.Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem
7.The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
8.P.S. I Love You
9.Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
10.Enchanted

YAHOO'S MOST POPULAR STARS OF 2007 (based on searches on Movies pages)
1) Jessica Alba
2) Megan Fox
3) Emma Watson
4) Jessica Biel
5) Aishwarya Rai
6) Angelina Jolie
7) Shia LaBeouf
8) Scarlett Johansson
9) Lena Headey
10)Daniel Radcliffe


SEAN PENN-ROBIN WRIGHT PENN DIVORCING
Papers were filed Dec. 21 in Marin County Superior Court. Wright Penn cited irreconcilable differences as a reason for the split.


DAVID FAUSTINO DIVORCED
The Married With Children star is married no more. Bud Bundy on the hit TV comedy, ended his marriage to Andrea Faustino, according to documents filed Friday in Superior Court.


JAMES BROWNS KIDS CHALLENGE WILL
Five of James Brown's children say their late father's will should be invalidated because his former advisers used undue influence to get him to create charitable trusts that the advisers would profit from.


NO CHARGES FOR BRANDY
Prosecutors in Los Angeles have decided not to file a misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charge against the R&B singer for last year's chain-reaction car crash that resulted in a woman's death.



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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Michael Stone cd "Inspired by a true story"

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 12/28/2007

IDAHO-POTATOES-FIREFIGHTERS-FIRE...............
This is embarrassing. Boise firefighters returning from a medical call had to turn their hose on the firehouse kitchen after an overheated pan full of Tater Tots melted and set some cabinets ablaze.






EXPENSIVE STAMP
One of the most famously flawed stamps in U.S. history sold for $825,000 . The rare 1918 24-cent stamp, depicting an upside-down Curtis JN-4 biplane known as "Jenny," was sold privately this week to a Wall Street executive.


DON'T MESS WITH THE REF
A Malaysian referee pulled out a red penalty card during a soccer game. When that set off players and fans and they became unruly, he showed his authority by pulling out a gun and firing it to settle things down.


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GETTING AROUND THE SMOKING BAN
A German bar owner has got round a smoking ban by cutting holes in the wall so customers can stick their heads out to have a cigarette. Michael Windisch, owner of the Maltermeister Turm bar and restaurant in Goslar, Lower Saxony, cut three holes next to tables in his restaurant after local authorities introduced the ban on smoking in all eating places. Customers who want to smoke can stick their heads through the large holes and their hands through the other two so they can have a cigarette.



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A BRIGHTER TIMES SQUARE BALL
When the New Years Ball drops in Times Square it will be brighter. Workers have installed 672 double-cut, Waterford crystal triangles on the 100th anniversary ball. The experts say that will make the ball twice as bright as last year's. The new ball is also more energy efficient and has enhanced lighting and color effects.






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SOME YEAR END THOUGHTS

* Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.


* When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.


* Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
* I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
* As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.


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* In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.



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RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.
9. Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.



LYCOS TOP 10 SEARCHES

Top 10 Bands of 2007:

Green Day
Pussycat Dolls
Fall Out Boy
Nickelback
Guns N Roses
Rolling Stones
Evanescence
Black Eyed Peas
All American Rejects
The Fray

Top 10 Sports Stars of 2007:

Anna Kournikova
Maria Sharapova
Cristiano Rinaldo
Tiger Woods
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Barry Bonds
Lucas Neill
Lance Armstrong
Tom B



HOT ON LYCOS THIS PAST WEEK



1Poker#1 term of the year!
2Christmas1 week!
3GolfFore!
4Paris HiltonSaved Oompa-Loompa
5Fashion"Project Runway"
6YouTubeVids
7Disney"Enchanted" Golden Globe nom
8Britney SpearsMisses deposition
9Clay AikenChristmas tour
10Vanessa Hudgens



A BLONDE'S YEAR END REVIEW!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of waterwon't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, theother swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days -- instructions said 1 hour perpound and I weigh 108!!December - Couldn't call 911 ....."duh".....there's no "eleven" buttonon the stupid phone!!

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NEW YEARS IN OTHER COUNTRIES

In Scotland, the New Year is called Hogmanay. In the villages of Scotland, barrels of tar are set afire and then rolled down the streets. This ritual symbolizes that the old year is burned up and the new one is allowed to enter.


New Year's Day is also the Festival of Saint Basil in Greece. Children leave their shoes by the fireside on New Year's Day with the hope that Saint Basil, who was famous for his kindness, will come and fill their shoes with gifts.


The Jewish New Year is called Rosh Hashanah. It is a holy time when Jews recall the things they have done wrong in the past, and then promise to do better in the future. Special services are held in the synagogues, children are given new clothes and New Year loaves are baked to remind people of harvest time.


Iran's New Year's Day, which is in March, celebrates not only the beginning of the new year according to the solar calendar, but also bahar, "the beginning of spring."

On New Year's Day in Japan, everyone gets dressed in their new clothes and homes are decorated with pine branches and bamboo--symbols of long life.


In European countries such as Italy, Portugal and the Netherlands, families start the New Year by first attending church services. Afterwards, they visit friends and relatives. In Italy, boys and girls receive gifts of money on New Year's Day.


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TODAY IN HISTORY

1065 Westminister Abbey opens in London
1869 William Finley Semple of Mount Vernon OH, patents chewing gum
1904 1st daily wireless weather forecasts published (London)
1950 Chinese troops cross 38th Parallel, into South Korea
1958 Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon & Theodore with David Seville) hit #1
1968 Beatles' "Beatles-The White Album" goes #1 & stays #1 for 9 weeks
1969 Neil Simon's "Last of the Red Hot Lovers" premieres in New York NY
1973 Alexander Solzhenitsyn publishes "Gulag Archipelag"
1976 Genie Francis joind "General Hospital" as Laura Vining
1984 TV soap "The Edge of Night" ends 28 year run
1994 Billy Ray Cyrus (Achy Breaky Heart) weds Leticia Finley




BIRTHDAYS


Stan Lee (Comic book creator)-85
Seth Meyers (SNL)-34
Maggie Smith (Harry Potter: Minerva McGonagall)-73
John Legend-29
Denzel Washington-53
Sienna Miller-26
Malcolm Gets (Caroline in the City: Richard)-43


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THIS WEEKENDS NEW MOVIES:


Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem The iconic killer monsters from the two sci-fi/horror film franchises return to wage a brutal battle in an unsuspecting Colorado town.
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The Great Debaters Denzel Washington is a professor who uses the power of wordsto shape a group of underdog students into an elite debate team.
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The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep A boy discovers an egg on a beach which eventually hatches into a "waterhorse" and grows up to be the Loch Ness monster.
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JESSICA ALBA ENGAGED
The 26-year-old actress, who announced earlier this month that she's expecting, is now engaged to her boyfriend and the baby's father, producer Cash Warren.



AMY WINEHOUSE SUMMONED
Amy Winehouse has been summoned to appear in court in Bergen after appealing her fine for marijuana possession. The 24-year-old British singer-songwriter and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, were arrested in Bergen on Oct. 18 and held overnight on charges of illegal drug possession.



MISCHA BARTON ARRESTED
The OC star Mischa Barton was arrested Thursday morning for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol and possessing marijuana after sheriff's deputies saw her car straddling two lanes of traffic.

AMERICAN IDOL SINGS AT SUPER BOWL
Jordin Sparks will sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl. It's in her hometown of Glendale, Arizona, on February 3rd, and the game will be shown on Fox. ``American Idol'' premieres January 15th, also on Fox.

JON VOIGHT WILD THING
What's actor Jon Voight's connection to rock and roll? His brother wrote ``Wild Thing.'' Voight says when he first heard that song, he fell on the floor laughing. He told his brother it would be a hit because people wouldn't be able to get it out of their heads. The Troggs took it to number one in 1966. Voight's brother, known professionally as Chip Taylor, also wrote ``Angel of the Morning.''

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 12/27/2007

PEACH POWER
Don't get all fuzzy on me but, Biosystems engineer Caye Drapcho is studying ways of turning rotting peaches into fuel. She's using bacteria to generate hydrogen from the spoiled fruit. Ms. Drapcho says the fruits sugars are especially good for converting to hydrogen. 20 million pounds of bad peaches are thrown away every year.



MOST ADMIRED IN AMERICA
George W. Bush and Hillary Rodham Clinton are the most admired man and woman in America. But Bush only got 10% of the vote, lowest ever for a man. Hillary 18% followed closely by Oprah with 16 %. Whoever is president has won the most-admired title every year since 1981.


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NEW DOLLAR COINS
Right now you can get a one dollar coin bearing the likeness of Georg Washigton. The U.S. Mint is unveiling a new set of dollar coins featuring the likenesses of four presidents. The latest set will start with the fifth president, James Monroe. It will be followed by John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson and Martin Van Buren.

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ROYALTY FOR THE QUEEN CITY?
Cinncinatti calls itself the Queen City. Now an architect is designing the city's tallest new building. The architect designing what could be Cincinnati's tallest building wants to top it off with an arching crown inspired by Princess Diana. A spokesman says the project's developer wants the office tower to be instantly recognizable, ``sort of like the Empire State Building.''

I THINK I'LL STAY AWHILE
A man made himself at home when he broke into a bar in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania. The man cooked up some hamburgers and helped himself to beer. He enjoyed himself so much he decided to return the next night--and that's when he was nabbed by police who were there investigating his earlier crime. "We were there searching for fingerprints when he showed up," said Det. Daniel Oliveri. The man, who was homeless, admitted his guilt. He also had the bar owner's cell phone. He was charged with burglary, criminal trespass, theft and receiving stolen property.


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NORTH DAKOTA WEATHER PREDICTIONS
84 year old Paul Smokov doesn't need radar or other high-tech equipment to forecast a major snowstorm. Nope a couple of pig spleens works good for him. "It looks like a normal year with no major storms," said the 84-year-old Smokov, peering at two of the brown, glistening, foot-long organs on his kitchen counter like a Gypsy gazing into a crystal ball. "That's what the spleens tell me." "The spleens are 85 percent correct, according to my figures," he said. As for the weathermen, "Those guys aren't any better."
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GO AHEAD, EGG MY HUMMER
A Russina man in St. Petersburg has given protestors the OK to egg him luxury Hummer. The antiglobalists said throwing eggs and tomatoes at the Hummer will help draw attention to their cause. The vehicle's owner said he will then sell it and donate the proceeds to an orphanage.

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Professional baseball players must have been happy in 1967. That's when their flannel baseball uniforms were replaced with a cooler double knit fabric.

In 1771, Encyclopedia Britannica was published for the first time. The first volume in the set covered the letters "A" and "B." Oddly enough, the other 24 letters in the alphabet were covered in just two more volumes.

Good luck foods for the New Year!

Sicilian Luck. On New Year's Day in Sicily, lasagna is the favored dish, and no other pasta will bring the same good fortune!

Lucky Noodles. In Japanese culture, a steaming bowl of soba noodles is the lucky meal eaten at midnight.

Twelve Sweet Grapes. Those in search of good luck in some Latin countries eat 12 grapes at midnight. The sweeter the grapes, the better the luck!

Dutch Treat. the Pennsylvania Dutch tradition is to eat pork and sauerkraut on New Year's Day. Southern Charm. In the South, the dish for good luck is Hoppin' John--black-eyed peas flavored with pork.


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TODAY IN HISTORY

1831 Darwin begins his voyage to South America on board the HMS Beagle
1845 Ether 1st used in childbirth in US, Jefferson GA
1871 World's 1st cat show (Crystal Palace, London)
1900 Carrie Nation's 1st public smashing of a bar (Hotel Carry Annex Bar, Wichita KS)
1903 "Sweet Adeline", a barbershop quartet favorite, is 1st sung 1937 Mae West performs Adam & Eve skit that gets her banned from NBC radio
1939 1st American skimobiles (North Conway NH)
1947 1st "Howdy Doody Show" (Puppet Playhouse), telecast on NBC
1979 "Knots Landing" premieres on CBS-TV
1991 "Carol Burnett Show" last airs on CBS-TV
1992 Harry Connick Jr is caught with 9mm gun in New York's JFK airport
1993 Actress Teri Garr (44) weds John O'Neil (42)

BIRTHDAYS

John Amos (West Wing: Percy) -66
Cokie Roberts (News Correspondent)-64
Eva LaRue (CSI: Miami: Natalia)-41
Gerard DePardieu-59
David Knopfler (Dire Straits)-55




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LOHAN SAYS SHE WAS SOBER
In a Dec. 15 declaration, Lohan stated: "I did not consume an alcoholic beverage or any type of medication or drug" either before or during her restaurant visit. It's all part of a $200,000 lawsuit for damages filed by Raymundo Ortega who was injured in a crash with Lohan in which he says she was drinking even though she was underage.


JOSH AND FERGIE
Actor Josh Duhamel and his girlfriend, the Black Eyed Pea's, Fergie, are engaged.


TOBY KEITH AND FAMILY WIN LAWSUIT
Toby Keith, his mother and his siblings have been awarded $2.8 million in damages in the 2001 collision that killed the country music star's father.


OSCAR BALLOTS IN THE MAIL
Over five thousand Oscar nomination ballots were mailed out Wednesday, heralding the official start of Academy Awards season. They are due back January 12th. Nominees for the 80th annual Academy Awards will be announced Jan. 22. The awards will be presented Feb. 24 at the Kodak Theatre.




BRENDAN FRSER WILL BE SINGLE
Brendan Fraser announced Wednesday that he and his wife, Afton, are ending their nine-year marriage. They have 3 kids.




KATHYRN HEIGL MARRIED
KATHERINE HEIGL tied the knot to rocker boyfriend JOSH KELLEY this weekend in a holiday-themed ceremony in Deer Valley, Utah.


KEITH URBAN ON TV
Keith Urban is on ``The Ellen DeGeneres Show'' today.

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

AudioPros FREE show Prep 12/26/2007

WARM FUZZY STORY OF THE DAY....
Francis Southby wanted to marry Idla back in 1942. She resisted. She wanted a big wedding but he was in Sherman Texas waiting to ship out for WWII. "I didn't know I was getting married, I just went to spend Christmas with him and I got down there, he had the wedding all arranged." He did it again yesterday. Francis is 90, Idla Ruth Southby is 85 and he surprised her with another wedding on their 65th anniversary with he help of the staff at the Waterford Senior Living facility in Wisconsin....





PIGEON POOP AWARDA NY city doorman has been awarded $6 Million after suffering bac k and neck injuries after slipping on pigeon poop in the subway. Shelton Stewart was reportedly planning to use his windfall to buy a house and take his two daughters and grandchild to Disney World in Florida.


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BOARED SHOPPERS
Christmas shoppers in a clothing store got a big surprise in the form of a 200 pound wild boar that went on a rampage through the store before finally being felled by police bullets in Poitiers, France.

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WORLD'S TALLEST SNOWMAN
Bethel Maine built the world's tallest snowman in 1999. Angus "King of the monutain" was 117 feet, 13 inches and was so big that his nose was 8 feet long, his hat was 20 feet in diameter and the scarf around his neck was 120 feet long. His eyes were 4-foot wreaths, and his smile was made from automobile tires. They're ding it again. They plan on beginning construction January 20th. He could be around a while the last Angus didn't melt away until June.



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SAVE YOUR CHANGE
Paul Brant in Frankfort, Indiana has been saving his spare change for a long time. Since 1994. He just took all his pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters in and bought himeself a new truck. All $26,000. He had a police escort. It's not the first time Mr. Brant has bought a big ticket item with spare change. He did the same 13 years ago when he spent $36,000 in small change on a truck.


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In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays.


The first baby born on the Mayflower during its voyage to the New World was named Oceanus Hopkins. The second child born after the ship set anchor was named Peregrine White.

Colonel Waring, New York City Street Cleaning Commissioner, was responsible for organizing the first plant for recycling in the United States in 1898.

The most requested photo from the National Archives is a shot of Elvis offering his services as a drug enforcement agent to Nixon.


The Mexican Jumping Bean is not a bean. It is actually a thin-shelled section of a seed capsule containing the larva of a small gray moth called the jumping bean moth (Laspeyresia saltitans).


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TODAY IN HISTORY

1492 1st Spanish settlement in New World founded, by Columbus
1865 James H Mason (Massachusetts) patents 1st US coffee percolator
1924 Judy Garland, age 2½, billed as Baby Frances, show business debut
1928 Johnny Weissmuller announces his retirement from amateur swimming
944 Tennessee Williams' play "Glass Menagerie" premieres in Chicago
1954 "The Shadow" airs for last time on radio
1963 Beatles release "I Want To Hold Your Hand"/"I Saw Her Standing There"
1964 Beatles' "I Feel Fine" single goes #1 & stays #1 for 3 weeks
1965 "Funny Girl" with Barbra Streisand closes on Broadway
1967 The BBC broadcasts "The Magical Mystery Tour"
1968 Led Zeppelin's concert debut in Boston as opener for Vanilla Fudge
1973 "The Exorcist", starring Linda Blair & rated X, premieres
1982 TIME's Man of the Year is a computer
1986 TV soap "Search for Tomorrow" ends 35 year run
1991 Jack Ruby's gun sells for $220,000 in auction
1993 Comedian Rodney Dangerfield (72) weds Joan Child (41)

BIRTHDAYS


Richard Widmark-93
John Walsh (America’s Most Wanted)-62
Jared Leto-36



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TOP BOX OFFICE

1.National Treasure: Book of Secrets
2.I Am Legend
3.Alvin and the Chipmunks
4.Charlie Wilson's War
5.Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
6.P.S. I Love You
7.Enchanted
8.Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
9.The Golden Compass
10.Juno


NEW MOVIES


Aliens vs. Predator - RequiemThe iconic killer monsters from the two sci-fi/horror film franchises return to wage a brutal battle in an unsuspecting Colorado town.
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The Great DebatersDenzel Washington is a professor who uses the power of wordsto shape a group of underdog students into an elite debate team.
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The Water Horse: Legend of the DeepA boy discovers an egg on a beach which eventually hatches into a "waterhorse" and grows up to be the Loch Ness monster.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

AudioPros FREE prep 12/21/2007

WORLD SERIES BALL IN TATTERS????......
Boston Red Sox Jonathan Papelbon pitcher says that The World Series ball is gone. Hs dog ate it. He's not kidding.. "He jumped up one day on the counter and snatched it. He likes rawhide. He tore that thing to pieces. Nobody knows that. I'll keep what's left of it." Jonathan Papelbon threw the final out to clinch the series for the Red Sox.



THE $5200 SNEAKER
A customer got more than he bargained for when trying on a pair of Reebok snaeakers in a Vero Beach mall. $5200 stuff inside. No one knows where the moeny came from. The store isn't missing cash, so it's been turned over to authorities.


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DOG SAVES WOMAN
Cathy Minnig was exercising on her basement treadmill Wednesday night, wearing music headphones. Her Lab puppy, Riley started acting strange. Cathy grabbed Riley and barely made it out of the house which was a total loss.

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ICE SKATING FOR A PRIZE
Hundreds of New Yorkers took to the ice Wednesday at The Pond at Bryant Park and put their putting skills to the test in an open-to-all contest for the chance to win a 2 carat Polar Bear Canadian Diamond worth more than $40,000. The event was created and hosted by the Canadian Tourism Commission, a partner to The Pond this season.

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MOST IMPORTANT HISTORICAL DOCUMENT SELLS
A rare 710-year-old copy of the Magna Carta, among the most important historical documents ever to hit the auction block, sold for $21.3 million on Tuesday at Sotheby's. The Magna Carta, which Sotheby's called "the most important document in the world," established the rights of the English people and curbed the power of the king. The U.S. Constitution includes ideas and phrases taken almost directly from the charter


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YOU MAY NOW SQUEEZE THE BRIDE
Jennifer Cannon was married in a dress made out of Charmin. She and fiance Doy Nichols from Lexington, Kentucky, tied the knot in a temporary public toilet in Times Square, New York.

THE 29 YEAR OLD CHRISTMAS CARD
A couple have been sending the same Christmas card to each other for the past 29 years.
Stephen and Glynis Woolner first sent the cards in 1978. They packed the card away with the decorations and came across them the following year. Stephen decided to give it to Glynis again as a joke. She decided to do the same and now they do it every year. Each year they write a new message on the card. Glynis told The Sun: "We are going to have to glue a sheet of paper in so we can carry on.


NEW WORDS FOR DICTIONARY
Collins Dictionary has added:
Facebook for the social network along with some related words getting new difinitions. The dictionary defines "pimp" to make your page more attractive and "poke" is defined as getting someones attention.

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* At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for later consumption at home.
* You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas day.
* You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale's or other prestige box to impress your friends.
* You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply.
* You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name.

SIGNS THAT SANTA IS TOO FAT...
* Worldwide felt shortage
* reindeer have been replaced by eight Clydesdales and a moose.
* His new nickname around the North Pole: Santa the Hutt
* A partridge, two turtle doves, three French hens, four calling birds -- and that's just his appetizer

SANTA CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A MAN

* Men can't pack a bag.
* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened ... having to be seen with all those elves.
* Men don't answer their mail.
* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
* Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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Hawaii is the only state in the United States where male life expectancy exceeds 70 years. Hawaii also leads all states in life expectancy in general, with an average of 73.6 years for both males and females.


Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air.


Dinner guests in medieval England were expected to bring their own knives to table � hosts did not provide them. The fork did not appear until the sixteenth century, and fork-and-knife pairs were not in general use in England until the seventeenth century.


It took Henry Stanley, a Welsh American, 8 months to find the Scottish explorer Dr David Livingstone in the African jungle before he could utter the immortal words "Dr Livingstone, I presume?".

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1620 103 Mayflower pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock
1835 HMS Beagle sails into Bay of Islands (New Zealand)
1891 18 students play 1st basketball game (Springfield College)
1932 Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers, 1st joint movie (Flying Down to Rio)
1946 Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life" premieres
1959 Tom Landry accepts coaching job with Dallas Cowboys (stays until 1988)
1969 Diana Ross final TV appearance as a Supreme (Ed Sullivan Show)
1989 US invades Panamá and ousts General Noriega
1989 Vice-President Quayle sends out 30,000 Xmas cards with word beacon spelled beakon

BIRTHDAY

Phil Donahue-72
Andy Dick-42
Jane Fonda-70
Kiefer Sutherland-41
Samuel L. Jackson-59
Chris Evert (Tennis)-53
Jane Kaczmarek (Malcolm in the Middle: Lois)-
Ray Romano-50



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WEEKEND MOVIES



Charlie Wilson's WarTom Hanks in the true story of a congressman who persuaded the CIA to train and arm anti-Soviet resistance fighters in Afghanistan.
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National Treasure: Book of SecretsNicolas Cage returns as treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates, looking for the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
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P.S. I Love YouHilary Swank is a grieving widow who discovers that her late husband has left her a list of tasks revealed in ten messages.
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet StreetJohnny Depp stars as a killer barber out for grisly revenge in Tim Burton's adaptation of the dark Stephen Sondheim musical.
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox StoryJohn C. Reilly stars as larger-than-life singer/songwriter Dewey Cox in producer Judd Apatow's send-up of the music biopic genre.
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OOPS!! A SPEARS DOES IT AGAIN
Boy are the tabloids going to have afield day with this. Another Spears is pregnant. This time around it is 16 year old Jamie Lynn, the younger sister of Britney. The "Zoey 101" star reveals her secret in OK magazine, which arrives Friday.


LYNN SPEARS PARENTING BOOK DELAYED
Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday. Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson, Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16 year old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.


STEPHEN STILL UNDER THE KNIFE
Just weeks after we lost Dan Fogelberg, Stephen Stills will undergo surgery in January for prostate cancer.


TONY PARKER SUES
Tony Parker-Eva Longoria suing the French magazine that claimed he had an affair, for $20 million
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 12/19/2007

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A CHIMP?.....
Chimps performed about as well as college students at mental addition, researchers said in a finding that suggests nonverbal math skills are not unique to humans. The study from Duke University follows a finding by Japanese researchers earlier this month that young chimpanzees performed better than human adults at a memory game.






SANTA YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT
Bill Winton, 80, said if children viewed chubby Father Christmas as a role model they could grow up thinking that it was alright to be overweight. He decided to remove his extra padding after not