AudioPros FREE Radio Show Prep: October 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

AudioPros Free show prep 11/1/2007

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YOU MADE MY PIG FAT!
A woman wants abuse charges filed against a pet-sitter. Michelle Schmitz went on medical leave and a co-worker agreed to pig-sit her pot bellied pig. The porker started at 50 pounds and 9 months later when she picked it up it weighed over 150 pounds. She claims animal abuse. By the way the name of the pig in question is Alaina Templeton. "That pig is my life," said Schmitz, who has a tattoo of Alaina's name.

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IT WAS FAST, BUT WHAT'S THAT IN MPH?
A Judge in Ireland reduced a speeders charge saying that the conditions weren't that bad; "it was relatively safe to have shattered the legal speed limit at the time, citing good weather, light traffic and the road's unusual straightness." Also the judge said the 182 kilometers per hour "sounded" worse than it was if you called in the 112 MPH that it was. He reduced it from driving dangerously to driving carelessly, whic changed the punishment from loss of license to a fine of $1500 instead.

OH YEAH...WELL READ THIS!!!
A Pennsylvania man is facing 90 days probation and a $50 fine if convicted of the disorderly charge he's facing. His offense? While in an argument, Jason Kaminiski bared his chest, flashing his two word expletive tatoo at his neighbor. Police cited him for disorderly conduct.

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HOW OLD IS THAT BRATWURST
A historian has discovered the oldest known recipe for German bratwurst, a list of ingredients nearly 600 years old. Historian Hubert Erzmann, found the ancient recipe, inscribed with pen and ink on parchment. Medieval town markets in Germany had committees tasked with monitoring the quality of produce. "The discovery shows that there were already consumer protection laws in the Middle Ages."

I FEEL SAFER
3 kids in England set up a raodside stand to sell pumkins. They wanted to make money for some halloween costumes. They never made it. Police shut down the stand, because they didn't have a business license. PLEEEEAAAASE!

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PUMPKIN TAX REPRIVE
Pumpkins have won a Halloween reprieve from the tax man. After a backlash from many pumpkin growers who feared a new tax would cut into their profits, Gov. Chet Culver on Wednesday ordered the Department of Revenue "to do the common sense thing" and offer refunds for anyone affected by the "ridiculous" policy. The dept. said pumpkins were used in decoration and not food therefore shouldn't get the tax break from the state they've enjoyed.

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USELESS TRIVIA:
Spiders have transparent blood.

Cheddar varieties account for 57 percent of volume of cheese sold in England.

The ship, the Queen Elizabeth 2, should always be written as QE2. QEII is the actual queen.

The Vietnam scenes of Forrest Gump were shot on what is now the Ocean Point Golf Course on Fripp Island, South Carolina.

There were 383 microbreweries in the United States in 1997.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

79 Pompei buried by Mt Vesuvius
1512 Michelangelo's paintings on ceiling of Sistine Chapel, 1st exhibited
1604 William Shakespeare's tragedy "Othello" 1st presented
1611 Shakespeare's romantic comedy "The Tempest" 1st presented
1870 US Weather Bureau begins operations (24 locations) 1932 Wernher von Braun named head of German liquid-fuel rocket program
1936 Mussolini describes alliance between Italy & Germany as an "axis"
1938 Seabiscuit beats War Admiral in a match race at Pimlico
1945 1st issue of Ebony magazine published by John H Johnson
1952 1st hydrogen device exploded at Eniwetok Atoll in the Pacific
1952 Fusion occurred for the 1st time on Earth
1959 1st NHL goalie to wear a hockey mask (Jacques Plante)
1965 1st concert at Fillmore Auditorium, San Francisco
1969 Beatles' "Abbey Road," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 11 weeks
1988 Staten Island ferry gets 1st pay phones
1990 Rhetoric escalates as Bush likens Saddam to Hitler
1990 Sandra Miller awarded $100 for Mike Tyson fondling her breasts
1993 European Union comes into existence

BIRTHDAYS

Barbara Bosson (Murder One: Miriam)-
Marcia Wallace (The Simpsons: Edna)-65
Sophie B. Hawkins-40
Larry Flynt-65
Jenny McCarthy-35
Lyle Lovett-50
Toni Collette-35
Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers)-45
Bo Bice-32

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BRITNEY-KIDS SLEEPOVERS
Here's her rules as imposed by a judge to get overnighters with her own kids: drug and alcohol tests, childproofs her home and buckles the kids in car seats. (this is how you know you've screwed up)

JENNIFER GARNER
She's been name Glamour Magazine's Woman Of The Year.

PRISON BREAK ACTOR SENTENCED TO PRISON
Lane Garrison was sentenced to three years and four months in prison Wednesday for a drunken driving crash that killed a 17-year-old Beverly Hills High student last December.

J-LO BABY
She hasn't publicly announed it, but designer Robert Cavelli tells People Magazine; "Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby."

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 10/31/2007

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DON'T GO NEAR THE RIVER
An Iraqi fisherman caught a 9 foot shark. What's unusual is that it was caught 160 miles from the ocean in a fresh water river. The shark was pulled from the mouth of an irrigation canal that joins the Euphrates River. The Euphrates joins the Tigris River further east to form the Shatt al-Arab waterway which flows south past Basra into the Gulf.

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DISAPPEARING SHEEP
Swiss authorities are baffled by the case of missing sheep, for the 2nd time. 90 sheep simply vanished from a remote pasture in the Alps. This is the 2nd time the armer Silvano Bacciarini, has arrived to find all of his sheep gone. He had to buy a replacement flock after the first disappearance. The area is on a remote dirt road, with only one way in and no truck tracks or footprints and no sheep to be found anywhere, even after a helicopter search.

WHAT LANGUAGE YOU WANT?
He's 10 and he speaks 10 languages. Arpan Sharma taught himself French, Spanish, German, Italian, Swahili, Mandarin, Polish, Thai and the Lugandan language of Uganda. He also learned Hindi from his Mom and Dad. And he learned them all from CD roms. He wants to be a surgeon.

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"STEAL THIS BOOK" HAS BEEN......
You guessed it STOLEN. The "Steal this book" book was part of an exhibit in Switzerland as a way of representing in art an internet hacking operation that made entire books readable on amazon.com, instead of just single pages. The 1971 book from Abbie Hoffman includes advice on growing marijuana, starting a pirate radio station, living in a commune, stealing food, shoplifting, stealing credit cards, making pipe bombs, and obtaining a free buffalo from the US Department of the Interior.

BRITAIN'S MOST HAUNTED PLACE
It's called Blickling Hall and is said to be haunted by three ghosts including the headless ghost of Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII's second wife. She was beheaded in 1536, and shares Blickling with fellow ghosts Sir John Fastolfe, the 15th century knight who inspired Shakespeare's Falstaff, and Sir Henry Hobart, killed in a duel in 1698.

HIDDEN RICHES IN THE SOFA...
It was old coins in these cushions. A German student who bought a battered fold-up sofa at a flea market has sold a 17th century Italian painting she discovered tucked inside it for 28,200 dollars.

IT'S SAFE T EAT DEM THERE SQUIRRELS
Those who dine on the furry rodents in New Jersey have been given the all clear after the EPA says that the levels of lead in squirrels is at acceptable levels for human consumption. They had issued a warning earlier, but apparently the squirrel dining coast is clear. In case you were wondering The New Jersey Division of Fish and Wildlife describes squirrel as "good table fare," offering recipes for squirrel chowder, stew and barbecue.

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MAN STEALS CAMERA AFTER TAKING HIS OWN PICTURE
Video surveillance shows a man taking a picture of himself on the display model before putting that camera down and walking out of the store with another 400-dollar camera. The culprit remains at large, but they know what he looks like.

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Halloween Holiday Trivia

Orange and black are Halloween colors because orange is associated with the Fall harvest and black is associated with darkness and death.

Jack o’ lanterns originated in Ireland where people placed candles in hollowed-out turnips to keep away spirits and ghosts on the Samhain holiday.

Pumpkins also come in white, blue and green. Great for unique monster carvings!

Halloween was brought to North America by immigrants from Europe who would celebrate the harvest around a bonfire, share ghost stories, sing, dance and tell fortunes.

Tootsie Rolls were the first wrapped penny candy in America.

The ancient Celts thought that spirits and ghosts roamed the countryside on Halloween night. They began wearing masks and costumes to avoid being recognized as human.

Halloween candy sales average about 2 billion dollars annually in the United States.

Chocolate candy bars top the list as the most popular candy for trick-or-treaters with Snickers #1.

Halloween is the 2nd most commercially successful holiday, with Christmas being the first.

Bobbing for apples is thought to have originated from the roman harvest festival that honors Pamona, the goddess of fruit trees.

Black cats were once believed to be witch's familiars who protected their powers.

Signs of a werewolf are a unibrow, hair palms, tattoos, and a long middle finger.

Vampires are mythical beings who defy death by sucking the blood of humans.

In 1962, the Count Dracula Society was founded.

To this day, there are vampire clubs and societies with people claiming to be real vampires.

There really are so-called vampire bats, but they're not from Transylvania. They live in Central and South America and feed on the blood of cattle, horses and birds.

Many people still believe that gargoyles were created by medieval architects and stone carvers to ward off evil spirits.

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Q: If you have Samhainophobia , what fear do you have?
Q: An intense fear of Halloween.

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TODAY IN HISTORY

1517 Luther posts 95 theses on Wittenberg church-Protestant Reformation
1922 Benito Mussolini (Il Duce) becomes premier of Italy
1959 Lee Harvey Oswald announces in Moscow he will never return to US
1963 Ed Sullivan witnesses the Beatles & their fans at London Airport 1964 Barbra Streisand's "People," album goes #1 for 5 weeks
1968 Linda Eastman moves to UK permanently
1968 President Johnson orders a halt to all bombing of North Vietnam
1969 George Harrison's "Something" is released in UK 1980 Julian Nott sets world hot-air balloon altitude record (16,806 m)

BIRTHDAYS

Michael Collins (Former astronaut)-
77 Larry Mullen (U2)-46
Dan Rather-76
Dermot Mulrooney-44
Rob Schneider-43
David Ogden Stiers (M*A*S*H: Winchester)-65
Sally Kirkland-63
Vanilla Ice-39
Jane Pauley-57
Xavier Roberts (Cabbage Patch Creator)-52
Peter Jackson (Director: Lord of the Rings)-46

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HOTTEST CELEB COSTUMES
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie top the pack, followed by Britney and K-Fed, Bill and Hillary and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

SCARIEST MUSIC STARS
Michael Jackson tops the list. Others include Phil Spector, Marilyn Manson, Courtney Love and Ozzy, Keith RIchards and Amy WInehouse.

LATEST BRITNEY ORDER
A court commissioner granted Britney Spears three monitored visits a week with her two small sons while ordering the pop star to childproof her house and work out a schedule for the visits with her ex-husband Kevin Federline

PIERCE BROSNAN ASSAULT?
Former James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan is being investigated on possible assault charges against a photographer in LA.

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Monday, October 29, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 10/30/2007

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COMPETITIVE EATING
Joey Chestnut knows how to down a mini burger. He set a record by eating 103 Krystal hamburgers in just 8 minutes to take home the $10,000 first prize in San Jose over the weekend. The former record was set at 97 a while back by Japan's Takeru Kobayashi.

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HE'S THE GUY WITHOUT THE PANTS
Police didn't have much trouble tracking down this guy. He got into a late night scuffle with the home owner while tryining to burglarize a house. In the process he squirmed out of his pants and ran. Police later found him hiding in tall grass in a wooded area in West Bend, Wisconsin. They are seeking charges of disorderly conduct, burglary and possession of stolen property.

DOUBLE DUI-TOUGH WAY TO TEACH THE KIDS
A Ypsilanti, Michigan man was stopped after running a red light. He was over the limit. He had his 12 year old son in the car, so the cops called his wife who showed up with their 9 year old daughter in the vehicle. She also appeared intoxicated and blew a .12. Both are in jail, kids with relatives.

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ANOTHER MINK ESCAPE
This time the troops were called in after 17,000 mink were released by unknown animal activists froma mink farm in Germany. Local officials and mink farm employees along with 20 soldiers also spent the day trying to trap the animals at large.

FUTURE FORMULA ONE RACER?
A German teen lead 7 police cars on a 3 mile chase through a German town, before ducking into an open garage and hiding. The police eventually found him and warned him against eluding and riding on streets.

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DOG SHOOTS MAN
An Iowa hunter was shot when he went to retrieve his kill. "James Harris reportedly went to retrieve the bird, placed his gun on the ground and crossed the fence near the muzzle end," the press release said. "When he crossed the fence, hunting dogs stepped on the gun, which discharged and struck Harris in the left calf at a distance of roughly three feet.

THEY NEEDED A STUDY FOR THIS?
Young men drive fast because speed is perceived as inherently male, a team of Swiss and German researchers claimed in a study released on Monday. They accelerated when they were played words such as 'muscle' or 'beard' , which were taken to evoke masculine traits , over the car radio in the simulated male environment. In the female environment, words like 'lipstick' or 'pink' were played and they drove about two mph slower. Similar results were found with the simulated neutral environment -- words like 'table' or chair'.

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I'M NOT DEAD
Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveller dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police. The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg. Emergency crews told everyone different.

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A pelican consumes about 33 percent of its body weight in a single meal.

Phobos, one of the moons of Mars, is so close to its parent planet that it could not be seen by an observer standing at either of Mars's poles. Phobos makes three complete orbits around Mars every day.

There are locusts that have an adult lifespan of only a few weeks, after having lived in the ground as grubs for 15 years.

A male emperor moth can detect and find a female of his species a mile away.

Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space. The first to exercise this right to vote while in orbit was astronaut David Wolf, who cast his vote for Houston mayor via e-mail from the Russian space station Mir in November 1997.

North American monarch butterflies winter in Mexico where they live in communal roosts. Monarchs can fly 1,180 miles in three weeks.

GERMAN PRISON ESCAPE
A 19 year old woman escaped custody when she hid inside a suitcase when her 17-year-old fellow inmate was released from the youth prison in northwest Germany. The 17 year old walked out with the 19 year old in the suitcase.

1270 8th & last crusade is launched
1938 Orson Welles panics a nation with broadcast of "War of the Worlds"
1973 Tom Seaver becomes 1st non-20-game winner to win Cy Young award
1974 Muhammad Ali KOs George Foreman in 8th round in Kinshasa, Zaire
1976 Jane Pauley becomes news co-anchor of the Today Show
1991 Mid East peace conference begins in Madrid Spain

BIRTHDAYS

Grace Slick-68
Henry Winkler-62
Harry Hamlin-56
Kevin Pollak-50
Nia Long (Third Watch: Sasha)-37

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PARIS HILTON
The "actress" recently had to cancel her Rwanda charity trip. NExt spring watch for her in the movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie."

THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH A TWIST
You can break bread with Ozzy Osbourne and his family. Visit http://solow.com/ to register.

SHREK ON TV
The Chistmas special will be on ABC, November 28th.

KATHARINE McPHEE ENGAGED?
The American Idol star is set to be married to her 42 year old boyfriend, Nick Cokas, in February.

PORTER WAGONER DIES
Grand Ole Opry singer Porter Wagoner has died of lung cancer at age 80.

FORBES TOP EARNING DEAD CELEBS

Top-earning dead celebritiesCelebrity2007

1) Elvis Presley $49 million
2) John Lennon $44 million
3) Charles Schulz $35 million
4) George Harrison $22 million
5) Albert Einstein $18 million

Top-earning dead celebrities grossed a combined $232 million in the past 12 months.
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Sunday, October 28, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 10/29/2007

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BUY THESE STAMPS YOU WILL
Yoda stamps went on sale Thursday. The Jedi master's stamp was originally part of a multi-stamp Star Wars set and is now available as an individual stamp following a public vote on which of that set should receive special attention.

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SAM ADAMS FOR MAYOR
Samuel Adams brewery objected to the slogan "Sam Adams for Portlan Mayor". They thought someone was trying to bank on their famous beer name. It turns out Sam Adams real name really is Sam Adams. NOW, officials of Sam Adams the beer say they're willing to discuss the use of a Sam Adams for Mayor Web site for the duration of the campaign. I ask; what's to discuss? It's his name. Adams notes he's had the Sam Adams name since 1963, more than 20 years longer than the brewery.

A PUMPKIN STORY
Nothing better than a good pumpkin story for Halloween. Everyone knows pumkins don't grow on trees, right? Not so quick, please. Last spring, 5-year-old Joseph tossed some pumpkin seeds into a wooded area of the yard, when his mom told him there wasn't room in the garden for a pumpkin patch. The resulting pumpkin vines grew attached to the tree. Now the Phillip's family has a pumkin hangin from their tree branches.

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A HAUNTED WEDDING
The groom arrived in a casket carried by six pallbearers. Friends and family dressed as witches and zombies gathered in Cleveland as Tina Milhoane and Robert Seifer exchanged their vows in the outdoor cemetery of a seasonal haunted house, the 7 Floors of Hell.

HOW GREEN WERE THE LIVE EARTH CONCERTS?
The concerts designed to raise awareness of climate change issues were criticized for using eneregy, so they released some figures on energy use. The Live Earth concerts around the world released 19,708 metric tons of carbon emissions, according to its own audit. It generated 97 metric tons of waste, and 81 percent of that was recycled or composted. The Tokyo concert recycled or composted 99 percent of what it generated. The New York concert was the lowest, with a 76 percent rate of recycling or composting.

I FEEL LIKE SPENDING MONEY
According to a Texas Tech University study, you will choose, on average, items that cost three times more than you would normally spend when Bach, Beethoven or the music of similar composers is playing in the background! Researchers suspect that classical music makes you feel more sophisticated, and this, in turn, causes you to choose more expensive items.

TRICK OR TREAT FOR KIDS
The first Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF took place in 1950? A Philadelphia youth group went door-to-door with milk cartons, and collected $17 to help kids who had been left orphaned by WWII. Since then, the annual collection has raised more than $132 million to help children worldwide!

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A WALL OF MONEY
A Pennsylvania family went to clear out an old home, long abandoned since the passing of relatives. They ended up finding coins that had been dropped through a hole in the wall for years, some minted as early as 1793. In all it's estimated that there are $200,000 in coins that have been recovered so far.

BURGLARS IN A BOX
Here's a unique way to rob fast food restaurants. Two men and a woman used an ordinary cardboard box to break into over 200 Toronto area fast-food joints. They would arrive at their target with an oversized cardboard box, which they propped up against the restaurant's front door. One person hid in the box and used specialized tools to break into the restaurant, while the others stood guard with a police scanner and two-way radios. They were only caught after police responded to a nearby unrelated call. They stole over $200,000.

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William Shepphard patented liquid soap on August 22, 1865.

In 1820, James Monroe received all the electoral votes except one. The single elector was voted against him strongly felt that only George Washington should have the historical honor of being elected president unanimously.

Sixty percent of Americans who call in sick at work apparently aren't sick at all. Many take it off as a personal "mental health" day.

With the continued emphasis on fresh ingredients, more American home cooks are growing their own basil, mint, and oregano. The National Gardening Association reports that nine million U.S. households have herb gardens.

Americans pay over $30,000 in federal, state and local taxes every second.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1682 William Penn lands in what will become Pennsylvania
1929 "Black Tuesday," Stock Market crashes triggers "Great Depression"
1945 1st ball point pen goes on sale, 57 years after it was patented
1956 Chet Huntley & David Brinkley, NBC News, team up
1960 Muhammad Ali's (Cassius Clay's) 1st professional fight, beats Tunney Hunsaker in 6
1963 "Meet the Beatles" booklet is published 1964 Star of India & other jewels are stolen in NY
1982 Car maker John DeLorean indicted for drug trafficking, later acquitted
1982 Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson release "The Girl is Mine"

BIRTHDAYS

Richard Dreyfuss-60
Joely Fisher 40
Kate Jackson (Charlie’s Angels: Sabrina)-59
Dan Castellaneta (The Simpsons: Homer)-50
Winona Ryder-36
Gabrielle Union-34
Randy Jackson (Jackson 5)-46
Jon Abrahams (Boston Public: Zack)-30
42 Brenden Fehr (CSI: Miami: Dan)-30

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THE BOX OFFICE

1. Saw IV
2. Dan in Real Life
3. The Comebacks
4. Gone Baby Gone
5. 30 Days of Night
6. Rendition
7. Michael Clayton
8. We Own the Night
9. The Game Plan
10. The Darjeeling Limited

DIDDY VODKA
Hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs has signed a deal to develop the Ciroc vodka brand for half the profits. Can vodka in high school vending machines be far behind?

SPRINGSTEEN IN NEW JERSEY HALL OF FAME
Springsteen, Meryl Streep and Frank Sinatra will all be formally inducted into the inaugral class of the Hall Of Fame in May.

JIM MORRISON'S FINAL DAY ON EARTH
What was it like? Halloween you can find out with the Biography Channel. ``Final 24: Jim Morrison'' explores the last 24 hours of Morrison's life with insights from the people who knew him. `Final 24: Janis Joplin'' will run on November 7th. Upcoming episodes will profile the final 24 hours of Keith Moon and Tupac Shakur. Whew, I was worried it could be morbid.

KEITH URBAN'S BUSY
He's releasing ``Keith Urban Greatest Hits: 18 Kids'' on November 20th. The CD features two new songs and a new full band recording of ``Got It Right This Time (The Celebration).'' The project also includes a DVD of 12 of Urban's music videos. He returns to the road, with his ``Love, Pain and the Whole Crazy World Tour'' on November 1st and will perform at the CMA Awards show on November 7th.

EGLES ALBUM TOMORROW
The Eagles firt release in 28 years , since Hotel California, Long Road to Eden cmes out tomorrow.

CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR
Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, Rascal Flatts, George Strait and Keith Urban will be vying for the prize. It's on ABC, November 7th.

KATE HUDSON'S OFFICIALLY SINGLE
Kate Hudson's divorce from rocker Christ Robinson, 40 was finalized Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court. Hudson, 28, and Robinson were married for nearly six years and have a 3 yr. old son.

CHARLIE SHEEN'S MONTHLY BILL
Charlie Sheen is paying Denise Richards $50,000 a month in child support.

ALICIA KEYS ON TV
She will perform her new single "No One" on the November 6th episode of "Cane."

KELSEY GRAMMAR GETS MORE TV TIME
"Back To You" with Grammar and Patrcia Heaton will finsih out the season after FOX ordered another 11 episodes.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

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WAIT! NOT THAT JAIL
Michael MAddox was fleeing police when he realized he was leaving Oregon and heading into Idaho. Rather than face time in Idaho jails which he reckoned were worse than Oregon jails he TURNED AROUND and headed back into Oregon and the hands of waiting troopers. He faces drug and elduing charges among others.

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THEY'VE BEEN WAITING TWO YEARS. THEY'RE DONE!
Hilary Gushwa was the 2005 winner of Miss Ventura County. She was disqualified. Problem is she wasn't a Miss but a Mrs. Mrs. Gushwa said she'd forgotten she got married in Las Vegas (don't we all) . She claimed this was because she was heavily medicated, but evidence showed her actively planning the ceremony and the reception. They want their crown back, she's said no, now the police will try to retrieve the tiara.

EXCUSE ME!
Sanctioned hookydom is what we call it. The Excused Absence Network has just the thing for skipping work or school. The Oklahoma company offers authentic looking excuse notes. For 25 bucks, you can get an impressive fake jury summons, or a note that looks it comes from a doctor or even an emergency room. http://www.myexcusedabsence.com/

GPS FOR KIDS
Here's a great tool for parents and adventurers. It's a jacket that includes a global positioning tracker. The device can track the jacket anywhere in the world, within 43 square feet.
A British clothing company (Bladerunner) originally made the coat for mountain climbers, skiers and snowboarders, but decided to make a children's version aimed at parents concerned about their child's safety. Kid's jacket $500, plus $20 a month for the tracking technology. Adult jacket - $700.
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MEGA WEDDING DRESS
A Chinese man had a special dress made for his bride. It took nearly three months to complete and the train which is 9 yards wide, features 208 butterfly knots and weighs close to 220 pounds! The 650 foot long wedding dress took handlers 5 hours to arrange for the wedding photos.

ANOTHER WET CONCRETE STORY
Yesterday I told you abouth the German guy who thought the road was normal and drove into wet cement and got stuck. Today, as many as 10 vehicles drove around barriers and onto freshly poured concrete on a busy thoroughfare during rush hour. A 2004 Lexus and a 2004 Mercury Marquis continued forward, became stuck and had to be towed. It will cost $20,000 to fix the road.

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THE POWER OF ALCOHOL
A Wisconsin man was arrested after he and his wife went to a Walmart. The man a recovering alcoholic, dry for 16 months made the mistake of going down the liquor aisle. There he says he couldn't resist where he promptly down several bottles of Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade over a 15-minute period. He says he couldn't resist. The man was cited for retail theft.

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Roman statues were made with detachable heads, so that one head could be removed and replaced by another.

Ansel Adams began teaching himself how to play piano when he was only 12 years old. He decided he wanted to become a concert pianist when he was 23 but, after meeting the great photographer Paul Strand, he changed his mind and decided to go full-time with photography.

A blue whale's heart beats only nine times per minute.

It has been proven that frequent laughter helps control pain, lower blood pressure, and relieve stress.

Galileo was the first man to suggest using a pendulum to run a clock.

In Iceland, Domino's Pizza has a reindeer sausage pie on its menu.

HOW'D YA FIND US?
Two Athens, Alabama men were arrested for burglarizing a liquor store. They were easy to find. Police just followed the muddy footprints from the store to their motel rooms, where they found the muddy boots and 4 bottles of vodka.

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Q: 40% of women do something every day that men hate. What is it?
A: wear too much perfume

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1774 1st Continental Congress adjourns in Philadelphia
1825 Erie Canal between Hudson River & Lake Erie opened
1881 Shootout at the OK corral, in Tombstone, Az
1916 Margaret Sanger arrested for obscenity (advocating birth control)
1949 Pres Truman increases minimum wage from 40› to 75›
1951 Rocky Marciano defeats Joe Louis at Madison Square Garden 1962 Beatles tape "Please Please Me" & "Ask Me Why"
1964 Rolling Stones appear on the Ed Sullivan Show
1965 Beatles receive MBEs at Buckingham Palace
1970 "Doonesbury" comic strip debuts in 28 newspapers
1972 Guided tours of Alcatraz (by Park Service) begin
1972 Henry Kissinger declares "Peace is at hand" in Vietnam
1973 Wings release "Helen Wheels"
1984 "Baby Fae" gets baboon heart transplant, lives 21 days
1988 Donald Trump bills Mike Tyson $2,000,000 for 4 month advisory service

BIRTHDAYS

Shelley Morrison (Will & Grace: Rosario)-71
Rita Wilson-51
Bob Hoskins-65
Dylan McDermott-46
Hillary Rodham Clinton-62
Cary Elwes-45
Pat Sajak-61
Natalie Merchant-44
Jaclyn Smith-60
Tom Cavanagh (Ed: Ed Stevens)-39
Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)-30
Lauren Tewes (Love Boat: Julie)-53
Sasha Cohen (Figure skater)-23

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WEEKEND MOVIES

Dan in Real Life Steve Carell is an advice columnist whose strict rules for behavior are tested when he falls for the girlfriend of his younger brother.
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Saw IV Serial killer Jigsaw's twisted game continues to terrorize new victims in the fourth installment of the successful horror series.
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PRINCESS GRACE COMMEMORATIVE GOWNS
Six top designers created one-of-a-kind gowns to mark the 25th anniversary of Princess Grace's death each inspired by a specific look she once wore. The gowns are in the window of Saks Fifth Avenue in NY this week, and will be auctioned to benefit the Princess Grace Foundation USA, which funds theatrical and dance scholarships and fellowships.

DISNEY ELIMINATING SMOKING
Walt Disney Co. is moving to eliminate smoking from any of its movies that carry the Disney name.

LOST ACTOR ARRESTED
Daniel Dae Kim of "Lost" was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early Thursday by Honolulu police. He's the fourth actor on the ABC series to run into trouble with the law while filming in Hawaii.

J.K. ROWLING AUCTION
A copy of J.K. Rowling's first Harry Potter novel, "Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone", sold at auction Thursday for almost $41,000. The hardcover copy from 1997 was signed by Joanne Rowling.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 10/25/2007

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ONLY 2 months until Christmas!!!

I'M HARRY POTTER
A 3 year old boy had to be rescued by British fire officers after he got his head stuck in a traffic cone. The youngster, thought he looked like Haryy Potter with the cone on his head. It had to be cut loose. Charlie Thomas' mom has a momento from the ordeal; "The firemen got him out by pouring water down the cone and cutting the rim. He looks sorry for himself in the photo and won't thank me when he sees it in future."

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OLD FASHIONED STREET CLEANER
A Chinese city has introduced a new street-cleaning machine, composed of a tractor and more than a dozen bamboo brooms. More than a dozen brooms are attached to a machine able to turn clockwise or counter-clockwise.

HEY STOP SAVING THE PASSENGERS
A Belgian man who stopped an old woman being crushed in train doors as she got onto a train was handed a $70 fine for causing a delay. Daniel Dewulf from Ostend was given the fine by a conductor after he pulled open the train doors after they closed on the elderly lady as she tried to get on. Belgian Railways has now apologised to Dewulf and a spokesman said: "We should have fined the woman in question for boarding the train after the whistle."

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THE GREAT ESCAPE 2007
An Asian restarant in Stuttgart, Germany was scrambling for crayfish after the creatures made a run for it, escaping from a crate and making their dash for freedom. The escape attempt was noticed by a pedestrian who spotted the crayfish scuttling down the street and notified authorities. I would have liked to hear that call.

THE JETSONS COME TO LIFE
A US company has developed a car that can fly. The Terrfugia (means escape from earth) gets 30 MPG and comes with GPS and pilot weather radar.It can fly at 120 MPH, landing at 65. No word on the cost yet. It should be on the market by next December.

LATEST JAPANESE FAD
A Mayonaisse Kitchen Restaurant has opened featuring dishes based around the creamy condiment.

SPACE SHUTTLE MEETS STAR WARS
George Lucas was there for the luanch of Discovery and onboard, the original lightsaber wielded by 'Star Wars' Luke Skywalker is now orbiting the Earth. Stowed on Discovery's mid-deck, the famed prop is on board to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the first "Star Wars" movie.

MOM IS SO COOL--- AND STUPID
Terry Kisling, 47, has been charged with letting her 15-year-old daughter lean out of a school van on a highway to get beer from an SUV full of boys. SHe was driving a van full of cheerleaders when she pulled up close to the van to allow her daughter to get the brew which was then passed around amongst the cheerleaders. Kisling was charged with procuring alcohol for minors, contributing to the delinquency of minors and reckless driving.
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The more that is learned about the ecological benefits of bats, the more home gardeners are going out of their way to entice these amazing winged mammals into their neighborhoods. Bats are voracious insect eaters, devouring as many as 600 bugs per hour for 4 to 6 hours a night. They can eat from one-half to three-quarters their weight per evening. Bats are also important plant pollinators, particularly in the southwestern US

In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes.

If you lace your shoes from the inside to the outside the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

Bert Lahr's unforgettable performance in "The Wizard of Oz" in 1939 apparently hurt his career in films. He told friend George Burns that typecasting meant "that they call me every time a role comes up for a cowardly lion. Otherwise, they don't call me."

Eugene-Francois Midocq, a French thief and outlaw, evaded the police for years, turned police spy, joined the force as a detective, and ultimately used his knowledge of crime to establish a new crime-fighting organization, the Surete.

What is a Kiss?
Prof. of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Zoology:A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Engineering:Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
1854 The Light Brigade charges (Battle of Balaklava) (Crimean War)
1870 Postcards 1st used in US
1965 Rolling Stones release "Get Off of My Cloud"
1971 Roy Disney dedicates Walt Disney World 1971
1973 Chris Wills wins 1st National hang-gliding championship
1974 Wings release "Junior's Farm"
1980 Barbra Streisand's "Guilty," album goes #1 for 3 weeks & her single "Woman In Love," goes #1 for 3 weeks
1984 "Give My Regards to Broad Street" premiers (Gotham Theater-NYC)
1988 ABC News reports on potbellied pygmy porkers' popularity as pets
1990 Evander Hollyfield KOs James "Buster" Douglas for HW boxing title
1990 NY Daily News goes on strike (lasts through March, 1991)

BIRTHDAYS

Marion Ross (Happy Days: Mrs. C)-79
Michael Boatman (Law & Order: Dave Seaver)-43
Bobby Knight (College Basketball coach)-67
Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson voice)-50
Ed Robertson (Barenaked Ladies)-37
Mehcad Brooks (Desperate Housewives: Matthew)-27
Ciara-22

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THE MUMMY RETURNS
Rob Cohen started shooting the third installment of "The Mummy" films starring Brendan Fraser in a desert valley north of Beijing. Fraser is reprising his role as explorer Rick O'Connell in "The Mummy; Tomb of the Dragon Emperor."

PRISON BREAK SPIN OFF
Fox is hoping to bank on the succes with a series based on female inmates: "Prison Break: Cherry Hill."

JACKIE CHAN SINGER?
He's recorded "We Are Ready," the official countdown song to the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics.

MOVIES ROCK
Carrie Underwood, Beyonce and Elton John will be among the performers at the first-ever Movies Rock concert celebrating the relationship between music and film. The event will be held Dec. 2 at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles, and will air Dec. 7 in a two-hour special on CBS

GARY COLLINS DUI
TV host and actor Gary Collins was arrested for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence after a traffic accident that police blamed on another motorist.

MARIA SHRIVER WON'T RETURN TO NBC
She's informed the network she won't be returning from her self imposed break to help Arnold Schwarzenegger in his gubenatorial run. She says it was because of the circus surrounding the Anna Nicole Smith story: "It was then that I knew that the TV news business had changed and so had I," Shriver said. "I called NBC News and told them I'm not coming back."

VIVA LAUGHLIN CANCELED
"Viva Laughlin," an offbeat song-and-dance drama that drew such low ratings has been canceled by CBS after two airings. Even having film star Hugh Jackman aboard as executive producer and cast member couldn't save the series. It was the second cancellation of the young season, after CW's "Online Nation."

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 10/24/2007

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ANOTHER STUPID CRIMINAL PINNED
In the latest case of people protecting their own property, Jeffry Stephens woke to find a burglar rummaging through a neighbor's van. He and the burglar got into a tussle with the culprit losing a jacket, sock, shirt and shoe in the fracas. He also lost his dignity when Mr. Stephens did what any Two Rvers, Wisconsin citizen would do. The 200 pound man sat on the victim , er criminal until polcie arrived to take him into custody.

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THE NEW SPAM
The latest in unwanted electronic communication is an MP3 file that began landing in inboxes around the world last week. It features a spooky, synthesized Darth Vader-sounding female voice touting the stock of Exit Only, Inc. Computer security researchers say the audio blasts reflect spammers need to slip their messages through increasingly sophisticated e-mail filters.

NY TAXI DRIVERS STRIKE
New York City's taxi drivers went on strike Monday to protest new rules requiring installation of equipment that would let passengers watch TV, pay with credit cards and check their location on GPS.

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NO REALLY, I WAS TRYING TO HELP A CAT
Jeffrey Mumani swears he was just trying to rescue a cat from the air conditioning unit on the roof of a CVS pharmacy. That after being trapped 10 hurs, and later rescued by police and fire. Mumani has been charged with commercial burglary, possession of burglary tools and felony criminal mischief. "I heard a cat in the thing. I was trying to chase the cat," Mumani told the Ocala Star-Banner. He denied attempting to steal prescription drugs. "No, sir, it's a feline cat — a little animal."

BEATING UP THE ONE ARMED BANDIT
Truy Huu Phung, 41, admitted to losing his cool at the Catfish Bend Casino and also pleaded guilty to second-degree criminal mischief for an incident where he beat up a slot machine with his fist until it broke. He was tracked down through his player club card and surveillance video. Apparently the slot machine won in the end.

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LEAST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
60,00 people were surveyed and Philadelphia came in first (or last) fro the LEAST attractive people. Also topping the unnatractive poll were Washington, DC and Dallas. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people.

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LATEST BIG DIAMOND FIND
The Crater of Diamonds park is the world's only diamond-producing site open to the public and visitors can keep the stones they dig up. Eric Blake, 32, of Appleton, Wis.,digging with his fiancee Tuesday found a 3.92-carat white stone.

27TH ANNIVERSARY GIFT
Mark and Karen Kline were only 19 and 18 when they got married in 1980. They couldn't afford the $150 for the wedding photos they had arranged t have taken on their special day. Jim Wagner, their photographer, is now 80. While cleaning out some files he came across the pictures and he made the effort to show up last week at the diner where Karen Cline works and surprised her with a photo album from her big day in 1980. Karen Cline wrote him a check for $150. Mark and Karen's anniversary is this Thursday.

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What member of the Monkees, a holdout for nearly three decades, rejoined the other geezers