AudioPros FREE Radio Show Prep: August 2007

Friday, August 31, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 8/31/2007

A SHRIMP IS BORN
A shrimp boat Captain took control when his cook went into labor 30 miles off shore. Ed Kiesel grabbed a new roll of paper towels and a first aid handbook and successfully delivered Cindy Preisel's baby boy, even though the baby's feet emerged first. "I'm no doctor, but even I knew that's not supposed to happen," Kiesel said.

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COME ON HONEY, JUST ONE MORE
Nanu Ram Jogi is 100 years old. He's also a new father to a baby girl, his 21st child and he wants more. But after his 4th wife, Saburi, who's 50 is having none of it. She's delivered 13 of his kids and is throwing in the baby producing towel. The elderly Indian farmer lives with 109 members of his extended family, including 20 grandchildren.
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MAN GIRDLE
Japanese men have been putting on the pounds. The new generation of plumper Japanese now have alternatives to cutting back on beer. Boxer brief girdles or T-shirts with tummy-control panels have become the rage.

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HEY! DIDN'T THERE USED TO BE A BRIDGE HERE...
Russian authorities have arrested a man for bridge theft, after a bridge on a river crossing in the Ryazan region, east of Moscow came up missing. The 15 yard long bridge had been disassembled and trucked off by the man to sell for scrap metal..

INTERNET SPEEDING
A 19 year old London man has been arrested for speeding. 140 MPH on a London freeway. So did the cops radar gun the guy? Nope. He posted a video of himself breaking the sound barrier on You Tube. The car, a Ford Escort, was filmed on the A76 road in southwest Scotland. A FORD ESCORT????!! It's like throwing a nerf ball 800 feet...

REMORSEFUL THIEF
A Queensland, New Zealand couple came home to discover a smashed window and a laptop, credit cards and other valuable items missing. Then everything was returned. The thief returned the goods later in the day, along with a new basketball and two pairs of gloves bought on the stolen credit card. The robber also promised to leave cash in Glass' mailbox to pay for the smashed window when he had enough money. "I have never written truer words when I say that I wish that I had never done this to you and your family," the note read. "From the bottom of my heart I am sorry."

HOW NOT TO STEAL BEER
We're sure they thoughtthis one out. Here's how the planning must have gone. OK, you strip down naked and go into the store and dance a hula. That'll distract the clerk and we'll grab a case of beer when she's not looking. Vicky Gaines may have been distracted but not enough to no get the license plate. 3 Missouri men now face charges.

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
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TODAY IN HISTORY

1535 Pope Paul II deposed & excommunicated King Henry VIII
1887 Thomas A Edison patents Kinetoscope, (produces moving pictures)
1895 1st pro football game (QB John Brallier paid $10 & won 12-0)
1955 1st sun-powered automobile demonstrated, Chicago, Ill
1968 Private Eye magazine reports a John Lennon & Yoko Ono album will have a picture of them nude on the cover
1971 Dave Scott becomes 1st person to drive a car on the Moon
1972 Olga Korbut, USSR, wins olympic gold medal in gymnastics
1978 Symbionese Liberation Army founders William & Emily Harris plead guilty to 1974 kidnapping of newspaper heiress Patricia Hearst
1980 Poland's Solidarity labor union founded
1983 Edwin Moses of USA sets the 400m hurdle record (47.02) in Koblenz
1985 Night Stalker suspect that terrorized S Calif captured in East LA
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THE WEEKEND'S MOVIES:

Balls of Fury A washed-up ping-pong champ is recruited to go undercover at crime lord Christopher Walken's extreme underground tournament.
Movie Info Showtimes Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

Death Sentence Kevin Bacon is family man who takes justice into his own hands after his son is murdered and the rest of his family is threatened.
Movie Info Showtimes Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

Halloween Director Rob Zombie re-imagines the 1978 horror slasher classic, with Tyler Mane starring as masked serial killer Michael Myers.
Movie Info Showtimes Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

IN STYLE SEXY CELEBRITY POLL:
Sexiest Troubadour: Justin Timberlake
Sexiest Too-Hot Twosome: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Sexiest Reasons To Spend $10 On A Movie: (Tie) Brad Pitt and George Clooney
Sexiest Movie Star Whose Va-va-va-voom You’d Like To Borrow For A Night: Angelina Jolie
Tuxedo Trumps Skin: Daniel Craig
Sexiest High-Fox-Factor TV Comedienne: Eva Longoria
Sexiest Movie Hero: Orlando Bloom
Sexiest TV Funnyman: Adrien Grenier of “Entourage”
Sexiest Girl Found On iTunes: (Tie) Shakira, Beyoncé and Carrie Underwood
Sexiest TV Cast: “Grey’s Anatomy”
Sexiest High-Drama TV Hunk: Patrick Dempsey from “Grey’s Anatomy”
Sexiest Siren On A Serious TV Show: Katherine Heigl in “Grey’s Anatomy”
Sexiest Hottie Who Makes Your Sides Hurt From Laughing: (Tie) Ashton Kutcher and Vince
Vaughn.

PRIMETIME EMMYS
Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert and Kyra Sedgwick are among the presenters for the 59th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, taking place September 16th in Los Angeles. Ryan Seacrest will host.

CRUISE-HOLMES EXTORTION CASE
David Hans Schmidt is facing 2 years in jail and a fine for trying to extort money from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for wedding photos he took.

BARNES AND NOBLE AND THE OJ BOOK
The retailer had previousy said they would only sell "If I Di it" on line, but now they will stock the book in stores. It drops Sept. 13th.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 8/30/2007

YEP THEY'RE ALL THERE
All the fingers and all the toes.... All 12 !!!!! Jeshuah Fuller, healthy and weighing 7 pounds, was born in Brooklyn on Tuesday with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

MICHAEL VICK POLL
Gallup poll asking about Michael Vick's dog fighting sentence: 58 percent believe he should not be allowed to play in the NFL anymore., 35 percent said they believe he should serve a long prison sentence, 51 percent said they favored a short one, and 12 percent said they believe he should not serve any tim

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TAG BANNED
An elementary school In Colorado Springs, CO. has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will. Running games will still be allowed as long as no one's getting chased.

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NO ESCAPE POSSIBLE
A man was unable to escape the clutches of local police when he broke into the Harry Houdini Museum in Pennsylvania.

BOILING TOILET
A South African man has been awarded $5,000 after he suffered burns while in a South African jail after he was burned on the buns while on the toilet after it bubbled and steamed on his rear end. What's interesting is that the government initially contested the claim, saying that while they recognised Banze had needed treatment, he would not have suffered pain as "he does not have feelings in his lower body".

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IF YOU BUILD IT....
A Danville, California man wanted to see his kid play baseball. So badly that he built his own baseball field. David Lowe spent hundreds of thousands to construct the field of dreams in this San Fransisco suburb. The 18,000 square foot facility had astr-turf, a batting cage and motorized pitching machine. One problem. No permits to build the thing. The Danville city commissioners have ordered it torn down.

MOUTH OF STEEL
For some reason Raga Gigi had this desire to pull a train with his teeth. He did. The Malayasian man celebrated 50 years Malaysian independence by pulling a 300 ton train 9 feet. It's a new record.

MOBILE BBQ
``The World's Largest Self-Propelled Whole Hog Rotisserie.'' Thismobile pit weighs 10 tons and stretches more than 56 feet long with its attached trailer. Glen Hamilton has the full size reproduction of an old time locomotive on display at the Alska State Fair. Pulled pork is on sale, just $8 bucks a plate.

SOMEONE'S WATCHING YOU
American Family Insurance is offering parents some peace of mind. A video cam in their car. The camera would switch on in when there's an out-of-the-ordinary event, like swerving.

NO CHEWING ALLOWED
Representative Pam Adcock says she'll introduce legislation that would bar chewing tobacco from the Arkansas state House floor. She says she's tried of seeing her spitting colleagues, adding that it's gross. Other lawmakers are spitting mad.
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A: Pregnant
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1843 1st black participation in natl political convention (Liberty Party)
1850 Honolulu, Hawaii becomes a city
1968 1st record under Apple label (Beatle's Hey Jude)
1976 Tom Brokaw becomes news anchor of the Today Show
1979 Pres Carter attacked by a rabbit on a canoe trip in Plains Ga
1988 Julianne Philips files for divorce from Bruce Springsteen
1990 Ken Griffey & Ken Griffey Jr become 1st father & son to play on the same team (Seattle Mariners), both single in the 1st inning
1991 Mike Powell of the US, sets then long jump record at 29' 4«"
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KEITH RICHARDS WANTS APOLOGIES
Richards is demanding apologies from Swedish newspapers for ripping apart the Rolling Stones show in Goteborg on August 3rd. One review suggested Richards was ``superdrunk'' on stage, and another referred to him as ``a bit confused.'' Richards had written to one of the papers saying it was a good show and the bad reviews cheapen it for for the 56,000 people who were there.

AMERICAN IDOL SONGS THEY MISSED
Ever wondered what happened to all those songs entered in the American Idol Songwriting contest? None ever made it to the radio. But they are available here: http://melodiesthatmatter.com/Welcome.html. Thirteen of those songwriters have created a CD called ``Hits They Missed -- Songs Not Fit For An Idol (Or So They Say).'' The songs were entered into the competition but didn't win. Part of the proceeds of the sale of the CD will benefit The Oakland School for the Arts in Oakland, California.

HEY!!!! I wrote an entry. You can hear it here: http://michaelstonemusic.com/media/inspired/Believe.mp3

DAVID LETTERMAN ON OPRAH
Sept. 10th Letterman will tape the show. It follows a LONG rift between Letterman and Oprah. He often joked about her and she refused to be on his show or allow him on hers.

FAITH HILL FOR FOOTBALL
The country star will perform "Waiting All Day for Sunday Night" before each game. The song, which pop singer Pink sang last season, is set to the tune of Joan Jett's '80s hit, "I Hate Myself for Loving You."

THE WHO ON 2 DVDs
Novemeber 6th is the release date for "Amazing Journey: The Story of the Who," the film for wide audiences, which will receive its world premiere September 12 at the Toronto International Film Festival, 40 years after the group completed its first major North American tour.
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AudioPros FREE show prep 8/29/2007

DYING TO PLAY BALL
``You don't stop playing when you get old; you get old when you stop playing.'' Those words of wisdom come from Angelo Mercurio one of the players in the Senior Softball World Series in Minnesota. Hotel Fremont from Baltimore routed the SO Cal Jets to claim the title for the over 80 set.
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FANTASY FOOTBALL AND PRODUCTIVITY
A consulting firm says companies lose up to 435 million dollars a week because of workers distracted by their virtual fantasy football teams. But Challenger, Gray and Christmas don't suggest that the boss crack down. They say that will lower morale and productivity. Instead have the comppany sponsor it's own league.

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ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS
An escaped Emu caused some excitement in the Walmart parking lot near West Bend, Wisconsin. Wal-Mart Supercenter employees used shopping carts to corral the wayward emu outside the store. A manager fed the emu grapes and apples in an attempt to calm the bird inside the makeshift enclosure.

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FORMER ASTRONAUT DEFENSE
Defense attorney Donald Lykkebak informed a court that he intends to rely on the insanity defense for former NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak's trial. Nowak suffered from a laundry list of mental afflictions when she confronted her romantic rival at Orlando International Airport in February.

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STICK 'EM UP! GIVE ME ummmm "SOME" OF YOUR MONEY
This robber apparently only needed 4 bucks! So the knife-wielding robber refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and instead waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor. He was captured after a short chase. The Greenburgh, NY suspect, James Mitchell, 48, was arraigned Tuesday on robbery and weapon charges.

WEDDING CRASHER THEFT
Now this is low....While Anthony and Jennifer Smith and their wedding guests were celebrating the nuptials a well dressed thief came into the crowded reception and grabbed up the envelope given to the couple as wedding presents. The cash take was about $1500.

I-PHONE HACKER
A 17 year old George Hotz of Glen Rock, New Jersey was upset that the I-PHONE could only be used with the AT&T network. SO the techie kid went to work. He spent 500 hours, about 8 hours day working on a hack to allow tApple's I-Phone to work with other providers. What's he getting for his trouble? A Nissan 350 Z and 3, 8 GB I-PHONES from a Louisville, KY cell phone distributor. HE also now has a consulting gig with CertiCell.

BUT IT'S HOLY WATER
French security officials refused to allow pilgrim passengers to board a French airliner with bottles of holy water, siting liquid security restrictions. The water, which is said to have miraculous healing powers, came from a sacred grotto where Catholics believe the Virgin Mary appeared in 1858. But the Vatican had foreseen such an eventuality and placed a small complimentary bottle of holy water on the seat of each pilgrim to drink on board.

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A NEW VIEW
The chatty show returns with a new show with a new co-hostess, Whoppi Goldberg Sept. 4th. Danny Devito will bebthe irst guest of the new season.

OWEN WILSON UPDATE
Police were called to "You, Me. and Dupree" star Owen Wilson's home because of an attempted suicide report, according to a police log of weekend calls. The log doesn't indicate who made the call Sunday, but lists "attempted suicide" as the reason for it. Meanwhile Variety is reporting that Owen Wilson is dropping out of the ensemble comedy, ``Tropic Thunder.''

BO DIDDLY HEART ATTACK
Bo Diddley was in stable condition at a Florida hospital after suffering a heart attack, his publicist said Tuesday. The 78 year old singer-guitarist complained of dizziness and nausea during a routine medical checkup Friday. His publicist said Didddley suffered a heart attack after being taken to North Florida Regional Medical Center in Gainesville.

ANGELINA JOLIE UN AMBASSADOR
Angelina Jolie visited Iraq on Tuesday to meet with refugees and U. S. troops. She is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, and made the visit during a 2 day trip to the region. She met with displaced Iraqis in Neighboring Syria on Monday before crossing into Iraq for a few hours "to see first hand the plight of hundreds of thousands of families uprooted by the ongoing conflict."

AMY WINEHOUSE PROBLEMS
Rocker Amy Winehouse's father-in-law says fans should stop buying her records to force the singer to seek help for what he called a drug addiction. Giles Fielder-Civil said he believe Winehouse and his son, Blake Fielder-Civil, had used cocaine, crack cocaine and heroin and were in "abject denial" about their problem.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 8/28/2007

DON'T MESS WITH HELGA
A 54 German woman shocked a thief into submission when she saw him kneeling in her car rummaging through her things. She ran up screaming and pushed him into the car where she held him captive. He was apparently too shocked by her actions to do anything before police arrived.

I CAN HAR THE ARTERIES SLAMMING SHUT
It's all about frying at this years Big Tex Choice Awards. This year all of the finalists of the state fair concessionaires are offering something from the fryer. Deep Fried Lattes for a morning jump-start, plus fried chili pie, fried guacamole, and a range of crispy desserts including Fried Cookie Dough.
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PULL THOSE PANTS UP
Atlanta may enact an ordinance calling "the indecent exposure of undergarments" unlawful. In other words the "fashion" of low slung baggy pants could be on it's way out. "There would only be a small fine, no jail time at all. Councilman Martin would rather send young men and women to college than jail."

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UP CLOSE WITH C3PO
Young fans Sunday got a closer look at the costume of android C-3PO from the movie "Star Wars." The android was at the "Star Wars, Where Science Meets Imagination" traveling exhibition at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History in Fort Worth, Texas.

WANNA A FOOTBALL PLAYER AT YOUR HLHOUSE FOR OPENING DAY
Miller Lite is offering Joe Theisam, Jim McMahon and Tonet Dorset on the auction block on EBAY. Bid to have one player show up, talk football and bring food. You'll also get two tickets to the Miller Lite Super Bowl Party. http://ebay.com/millerlite
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GIMME A HUG
Jordan Pearce is one hugging fool. The Utah college student hugged 765 people in one hour Saturday. SHe believes she broke the old Guiness record of 612 in an hour.

WORLD'SMOST EXPENSIVE BOOK
Dancing with the Bear, isdiamond encrusted. Roger Shashoua is offering the book about making your fortune in post Soviet Russia. Target audience? Russian millionaires.

CAT BURGLARS....REALLY
Heavily armed Phillipine police surrounded a bank quickly the other day to prevent bruglars from excaping. They got away anyway. A pair of felines had set off the alarms and bolted past police when the opened the front door to confront the scofflaws.
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THE CASTLE THAT WINE BUILT
Daryl Sattui set out to build a modest, 8,500 square foot winery in Calistoga, Calif. Millions of dollars and 120,000 square feet later, he is king of a wine country castle complete with drawbridge, dungeons and nifty little slots for the old boiling oil trick. The 13th century style Tuscan castle sits onDiamond Mountain, just south of Calistoga on Highway 29. It is no cheesy replica, Castello di Amorosa looks and feels like the real deal. Walls and ceilings contain bricks hundreds of years old, all imported from Europe.

RANDOM THOUGHTS
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

SO MUCH FOR THAT LONG LIFE THEORY
Chain smoking since 7, Winnie Langley has outlived her son and husband. The 100 year old celebrated by lighting up what she said was cig number 170,000.

WHO WON THAT POWERBALL JACKPOT?
No one had come forward as of Monday to claim the only winning ticket for a $314.3 million Powerball lottery jackpot sold near the Indiana-Ohio state line.

Birthdays: Singer Wayne Osmond of The Osmonds is 56. Olympic gold medal figure skater Scott Hamilton is 49. Country singer LeAnn Rimes is 25. Actor Jason Priestley is 38.

DENNIS WEAVER PARK
A new park that features fly-fishing, scenic trails and a huge bronze eagle was dedicated Saturday in Ridgeway, Colorado, to the late "Gunsmoke" actor Dennis Weaver on 60 acres of land his wife donated to the town. Weaver moved to Ridgway in 1988, building a home made of recycled tires and cans on 175 acres along the Uncompahgre River.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1609 Delaware Bay explored by Henry Hudson for the Netherlands
1884 1st known photograph of a tornado is made near Howard SD
1907 United Parcel Service begins service, in Seattle
1922 WEAF in NYC airs 1st radio coml (Queensboro Realty-$100 for 10 mins)
1938 Northwestern U awards honorary degree to dummy Charlie McCarthy
1957 Sen Thurmond begins 24-hr filibuster against civil rights bill
1963 Martin Luther King Jr's "I have a dream speech" at Lincoln Memorial
1968 Police & anti-war demonstrators clash at Chicago's Dem Natl Conven
1990 Iraq declares Kuwait its 19th province

Highlights during the week of Aug. 26-Sept. 1
1961 Motown released its first No. 1 hit, “Please Mr. Postman” by the Marvelettes.
1968. The Beatles released “Hey Jude” as a single.
1974. The last episode of “The Brady Bunch”aired onABC.
1982. Actress Ingrid Bergman died of cancer.
1987. The album “Bad” by Michael Jackson was released in North America. It was the long-awaited follow-up to “Thriller.”
1990. Garth Brooks released his album “No Fences.”
1991. Randy Newman won an Emmy Award for writing music for the TV show “Cop Rock.”
1993. “Late Show with David Letterman” made its debut on CBS, after moving his show from NBC.
1994. R. Kelly married Aaliyah in Rosemont, Ill. He was 25. She was 15, a year under the legal age for marriage. The marriage was later annulled.
2002. Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar married actor Freddie Prinze, Jr., in Mexico.
2003. The MTV Video Music Awards opened with a performance by Madonna in which she kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera full on their mouths.

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VICTORIA BECKHAM BOOK
Victoria Beckham has some fashion ideas for you. The former Spice Girl and wife of soccer star David Beckham will have a book out in November, “That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in Between.” According to HarperCollins, the book will offer guidance on everything from how to dress on special occasions to “how to feel confident and look great every time you leave the house.”

PHIL SPECTOR CLOSING ARGUMENTS
They actor's murder trail is wrapping up after 5 months and he's losing his lead lawyer at the same time. He and the often absent lawyer had a falling out. The attorney was apparently filming a TV court show.

BILL CLINTON ON OPRAH
Former President Clinton will appear on Oprah Winfrey's TV talk show next Tuesday, Sept. 4, his first interview to promote "Giving," a book on philanthropy and civic action coming out the same day.

OWEN WILSON IN HOSPITAL
The Wedding Crasher actor was taken to the hospital from his home and is reported in good condition. The reason is undisclosed. Rumors of suicide attempt

THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND
An AMerican Idol spinoff is set for an Oct. 19th air date on FOX. Goo Goo Doll's, John Reznick, Sheila E. and Australian TV personality Dicko DIckson will be judges.

Monday, August 27, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 8/27/2007

BACK AWAY FROM THE VIENNA SAUSAGE
A 12 year old boy in London is in hot water after being arrested and charged with throwing a cocktail sausage at an elderly man. The man reported a rock being thrown, but after further investigation it was discovered the offending weapon was in fact a mini weenie. Police say they had no choice but to charge the kid. It was his third citation.

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A CURSE BE UPON YOU....REALLY
Does this sound like something from Indiana Jones? An anonymous British man has returned and artifact to Egyptian authorities along with a note saying: his stepfather had suffered a "curse of the Pharaohs" for stealing it, and he felt obliged to return the carving to make amends for his late stepfather and enable his soul to rest in peace. The thief suffered from, paralysis, nausea, unexplained fevers and cancer before dying recently.

IF THEY DON'T FIT FORGET IT
In one of this mornings stupid criminal stories, an Israeli woman who shoplifted some shoes was arrested when she returned to the store to return the shoes. Why? Because the crocs didn't fit her son.
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HEY CAN I BUY YOUR PLANE
US Diplomats and Military Officers were taken aback when approached by a Russian business man. He wanted to buy their plane. You know the B-52!! They didn't sell the bomber and told him it would be $500 Million if they did. "That is no problem. It is such a cool machine," the Russian was quoted as saying by a reporter who overheard the conversation.

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MICHAEL VICK ON EBAY
The former NFL star guilty of dog fighting is for sale on EBAY. Or at least his NFL player cards, but they're all messed up. Chewed up and slobbered on by one Missouri dog owner. One card is already up to $500. Proceeds to benefit the humane society.

DON'T MESS WITH STRIPPERS
Especially when it comes to money. Damon Armagost spent $600 in thong tucking bucks in April. It turns out the $100 bills were bogus. Strippers at Deja Vu in Nashville were suspicious of the bills and called police. Sentencing on counterfeit charges is November 5th.

CAREFUL WHEN PEELING POTATOES
Olga Mauriello, who lives in a town near Naples, Italy, was peeling potatoes when she realized one of the spuds wasn’t a potato at all. It was a hand grenade from the Second World War. Mauriello had the potatoes soaking in water and wasn’t expecting to find what she did. “If I hadn’t felt its weight, I wouldn’t even have realized that it was a bomb,” Mrs. Muriello said. She called neighbors who then called the police. The police took care of safely detonating the grenade in a park. It is believed the potatoesand the antique grenade---originated in France

MOM! COULD YOU AT LEAST STAY CONSCIOUS!
Danya Lineberger was driving when she started to feel faint. Bothered by ulcerative colitis, she knew she had to get something to eat, but before she could pull into a restaurant, she passed out. Her 11 year old daughter, sitting in the back seat of the car, leaned forward and grabbed the steering wheel, swerving to miss hitting a car. She wasn’t quite fast enough to avoid a tree, but it caused the car to stop, and no one was hurt.

SOME THOUGHTS
Pain is bearable until it hurts..
The person who does things that count, doesn’t usually stop to count them.
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
26 -BC- Origin of Egyptian Era
1667 Earliest recorded hurricane in US (Jamestown Virginia)
1859 1st successful oil well drilled, near Titusville, Penn
1883 Krakatoa, west of Java, explodes with a force of 1,300 megatons
1921 J E Clair of Acme Packing Co of Green Bay granted an NFL franchise
1939 Erich Warsitz makes 1st jet-propelled flight (in a Heinkel He-178)
1940 Caproni-Campini CC-2, experimental jet plane, maiden flight (Milan)
1945 US troops land in Japan after Japanese surrender
1961 Francis the Talking Mule is the mystery guest on "What's My Line"
1962 Mariner 2 launched; 1st probe to fly by Venus
1975 Veronica & Colin Scargill (England) complete tandem bicycle ride, a record 18,020 miles around the world
1981 Divers begin to recover a safe found aboard the Andrea Doria
1982 Rickey Henderson steals 119th base of season breaks Lou Brock's mark
1984 President Reagan announces the Teacher in Space project
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BOX OFFICE
1.Superbad
2.The Bourne Ultimatum
3.Rush Hour 3
4.Mr. Bean's Holiday
5.War
6.The Nanny Diaries
7.The Simpsons Movie
8.Stardust
9.Hairspray
10.The Invasion

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS
They were last night on FOX
Action Winner: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Drama: The Pursuit of Happyness
Chick Flick: The Holiday
Comedy: Knocked Up
Thriller: Disturbia
Actor Drama: Will Smith (The Pursuit of Happyness)
Actress Drama: Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)
Comedy actor: Will Ferrell (Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Blades of Glory)
Comedy actress: Sophia Bush (John Tucker Must Die)
Best liplock: Keira Knightley & Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest)

Friday, August 17, 2007

AudioPros Free Show Prep-On Vacation

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We're on break until 8/27/2007. Hey I need a vacation too. But, the daily free show prep will return for you on that day. In the interim why not take a look through the archives. There's some gems in them there pages.

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AudioPros Free Show Prep 8/17/2007

SOMEONE'S GOING TO HELL
How sad is this? A man broke into a 61 year old nun's home. The nun had taken a vow of poverty and thus had no money. The robber then made her drive around for an hour looking for money. Of course she never found any. The robber apologized the entire time and will not get to atone for his sins in prison.
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REGGIE THE GATOR MAKES A RUN FOR IT...
The Los ANgeles gator who his in an LA lake for two years eluding authorities recently got some new digs at an LA Zoo. Apparently that wasn't good enough. Reggie managed to climb a mesh-covered side wall of the exhibit and crawl several hundred yards. Reggie is now in quarantine, and a mesh overhang has been added to his exhibit to prevent another escape.

CROCODILE HUNTED
David George was riding his horse in the Australian Outback when he was bucked. Dazed, bleeding and confused he got back on his horse only to realize he'd ridden straight into a crocodile swamp. After falling into a crocodile nest he was spooked and climbed a tree where two crocodiles stalked hime for an entire week, thinking they had come across an easy meal. The alarm was raised when the rancher failed to return home and a search was launched, involving the army, police, emergency services crews and Aboriginal trackers. He only had two sandwiches and some water to last the week. On the eighth day he was seen and rescued.

FOOTBALL PLAYERS GOING PINK
In a show of support for breast cancer research, the New MExico State Football team will wear pink socks and pink golf shirts for a September 29th home game against Arkansas-Pine Bluff. The coache's wife is a cancer survivor and active in the cause.

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LATEST CHINA RECALL
An environmental group says it has found vinyl baby bibs from China that have excessive levels of lead. The bibs were found at Toys ``R'' Us stores and Babies ``R'' US Stores in California. It's threatening a lawsuit if not pulled from shelves. The bibs in question are store-brand bibs sold under the Koala Baby and Especially for Baby labels.

SWEETEST MOM IN AMERICA
Hershey is celebrating the 100th anniversary of Hershey's Kisses with the Hersheymobile travelling the country looking for the Sweetest Mom in America.

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BUT THE ATM'S BROKEN....
A robbery was foiled when Alex Kameroski was trying to get money from his ATM. Twon men pulled up, pulling a gun, telling him to max out his card at the machine. It didn't work, then men fled. Sure enough; ATM malfunction reported ssaved ALex some money.

SORRY WE ATE YOUR RELATIVES
Villagers on Papua New Guinea have apologized to decendants of 4 missionaries who were turned into a giant feast in 1878. In April 1878, a Fijian minister and three teachers were killed and eaten by Tolai tribespeople on the Gazelle Peninsula. Thousands attended a reconciliation ceremony over the weekend.

HOW TO BUM OUT A CLOWN
Tell him he can't bring balloons. Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions.

THOSE CRAZY FINNS
Cell phone tossing and wife carrying records aren't enough for our Nordic friends. Now they've captured the Karoke record with singers showing up from across the country to sing non-stop for 240 hours besting the Guniess record of 145 hours previously held by the Chinese.

GOD SHOWS UP. GET ON EBAY OF COURSE
Boothwyn, Pennsylvania is where Felicia Teske was frying up some eggplant for dinner when it hit her. She noticed that one of the seeds in the eggplant spelled out the word, God. Doing what any good Christian would do she immediately put God up for sale on EBAY.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1869 1st international boat race (Thames River) (Oxford beats Harvard)
1870 1st ascent of Mt Rainier, Washington
1939 "Wizard of Oz" opens at Loew's Capitol Theater in NY
1960 Francis Gary Powers U-2 spy trial opens in Moscow
1962 Beatles replaces Pete Best with Ringo Starr
1969 Hurricane Camille
1973 Lee Trevino's 1st hole-in-one
1978 1st manned balloon crossing of Atlantic Ocean (Eagle II)
1988 Butch Reynolds of USA sets the 400m record (43.29) in Zurich
1988 NYC 1st case of Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever (9 year old Bronx boy)
1990 "The Exorcist 3" premiers
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WEEKEND MOVIES

The InvasionNicole Kidman and Daniel Craig learn the truth about a shocking extraterrrestrial epidemic in the latest 'Body Snathers' remake.
Movie Info Showtimes Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

The Last LegionAs the Roman empire crumbles, a young emperor embarks on a perilous voyage to track down the one legion still loyal to Rome.
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SuperbadTwo co-dependent best friends spend a crazy night trying to buy alcohol and hook up with girls before they graduate high school.
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J LO's FIFTH ALBUM
Look for Brave in stores, October 9th.

LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY
The 20th anniversary show will air September 14th. Kathy Lee Gifford will make a guest appearance.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S NEW PLACE
She and her husband are moving into the house made famous by The Osbourne's on MTV.

JOHN LENNON ON I-TUNES
For the 1st time you'll be able to purchase John Lennon songs on I-Tunes. The post Beatle collection includes songs from his Capitol Records days.
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

AudioPros Free Show Prep 8/16/2007

DUCT TAPE EVERYWHERE
Kasey Kazee walked into Shamrock liquors in Ashland, Kentucky with his face wrapped with duct tape. Known as the Duct Tape Bandit he didn't know that the store manager, Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. His was wrapped around a wooden club. Mr. Steel's DUct tape proved to be more powerful thn Mr. Kazee's who ended up in custody after a brief chase.
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MOP HEAD BANDIT
Another day another disguise in the exciting day of a criminal. This time a bandit was foiled after being stalled by the clerk, in Estero, Florida, who was probably laughing because the idiot was wearing a mop on his head as a disguise.

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I THINK THERE"S A PROBLEM WITH MY BR>>>>>>AAA>>>>KES
A guy in Longview, Washington was concerned that his brakes were acting strange so he pulled into the parking lot of a tire store for a checkout. That's when the brakes failed and BOOM through the front window of the store. No injuires.

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TAX PROTESTOR
Cary Malchow didn't like his property tax bill at all, so he figured he's make a point. It took 3 cashiers 75 minutes to count the proceeds from the Muncie, Indiana man's tax deposit. The $12,656.07 came in in bags of change and $1 bills. It's estimated the state lost $1,135.90 in interest earned because they were so busy counting they never made the day's deposit.

PANTS SUIT UPDATE
Roy Pearson who filed the $54 Million lawsuit over a lost pair of pants and lost is appealing. The Korean cleaners had even agreed to drop their request for $87,000 in legal fees, but The Administrative judge insists on pursuing his case.

MISSISSIPPI MONKEY MAKES A RUN FOR IT....AGAIN Oliver has escaped from Tupelo's Buffalo Park and Zoo for the second time in two weeks. Park employees noticed the monkey's cage open Monday, and the lock on the ground. It's his thrid escape in 6 weeks and apparently he has a hankering for the local country club, that's where he's been found each time. ##########################
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1858 Britain's Queen Victoria telegraphs President James Buchanan
1861 Pres Lincoln prohibits Union states from trading with Confederacy
1863 Emancipation Proclamation signed 1870 Fred Goldsmith demonstrates curve ball isn't an optical illusion
1896 Gold discovered in the Klondike, found at Bonanza Creek, Ala
1898 Roller coaster patented 1954 Sports Illustrated publishes it's 1st issue
1955 Fiat Motors orders 1st private atomic reactor
1960 Joseph Kittinger parachutes from balloon at 31,330 m (84,700')
1965 AFL awards its 1st expansion franchise (Miami Dolphins)
1985 Singer Madonna weds actor Sean Penn
1986 Madonna's "True Blue," album goes #1 for 5 weeks & her single "Papa Don't Preach," goes #1 for 2 weeks
1988 IBM introduces software for artificial intelligence
1988 Mayor Koch says he plans to wipe out street-corner windshield washers
1990 Iraq orders 4000 Britons & 2500 Americans in Kuwait to leave Iraq
1991 Pres Bush declares the recession is near an end
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STAR TREK SUPER CREW
Here's the rumors of the line up for the 11th Star Trek movie now in pre-production. Russel Crowe, Tom Cruise and Robbie WIlliams.

FAMILY GUY THE MUSICAL
Voice actors from the show will appear on stage in Chicago doing musical numbers and reading an episode of the cartton show then answering questions from the audience.

DON IMUS TROUBLE
The day after settling his multi-million dollar breach of contract lawsuit over his firing by CBS, he's being sued by a former member of the Rutgers basketball team for sexist and racist comments about the team saying he damaged her reputation. Kia Vaughn's lawsuit is believed to be the first by a player in the case.

THE OSMONDS ON TV
"Still" is the name of the PBS reunion show being taped for air next year. It's the celebration of the 50th year of the Osmond Family in entertainment.

ELVIS TRIBUTE WITH LISA MARIE
A new video of Lisa Marie Presley singing "In the Ghetto," accompanied by her late father, Elvis Presley, will be posted Friday on the AOL Internet site Spinner.com.

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