Monday, July 30, 2007

AudioPros Free Show Prep 7/31/2007



IT TAKES ALL KINDS



MIND YOUR P's & Q's AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!
The excitement must have been palpable. The sudden death was under way in Minot, North Dakota. Kevin Taylor and Beth Brivik, facing off in the texting competition for $1000. They had to text this message. "I hope I win the grand prize of $1,000 so I can buy a new phone. Whoo!". The quickest wins the cash. And they're off! But even though Mr. Taylor finished first and slammed down his phone, he'd forgotten one thing! It was The exclamation point!!!!!!! He had to settle for the $200 second prize. (You know the Minot slogan right? Why No, Minot-Freezins the reason!)


IS IT GUILT OR STUPIDITY
German police aren't quite sure what to make of a Liverpool man who came up to the cashier at a supermarket with a bag food and toilet paper underneath his arm, and handed her a note that said; "I've stolen, call the police". For whatever reason the shoplifter also gave his contact info. Police showed up and the man explained it was a cash flow thing that caused him to cross the ciminiality line.
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HERE'S A JACKPOT
Playboy reports that The Sands Hotel and Casino was moving slot machines and discovered over $17,000 in lost and dropped coins and tokens. The state of New Jersey will reap 8% of that "found" money under a state law.



UPDATE: THRILLER JAILBIRDS
Last week we told you baout the prisoners in a Phillipine jail who had done Michael Jackson's Thriller routine in the prison. The 1500 orange clad dancers have also done other videos to Queen's Radio Gaga and a Sietr Act routine. The result? Millions of views on YouTube. The prisoners started the project as a form of exercise.



JAPANESE MYSTERY MONEY
More money is being found in Japan. Earlier this month thousands of daollars was found placed in public restrooms in envelopes with no messages or names. Now there are reports of a Tokyo apartment building where residents say that mysterious unmarked envelopes filled with cash have been left in their mailboxes. Many people are wary of the money thinking they are fake bills. They're not.



THE FIVE SECOND RULEUrban myth or just kidding? You've heard people talk about the 5 second rule. Picking up food quickly if it drops on the floor makes it OK to eat. Researchers tell SELF magazine that food dropped on a contaminated floor picked up 10,000 bacteria. Food left on the floor for one minute had TEN TIMES the bacteria than that grabbed quickly.
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THE ROYAL COUP-BEE STYLE
Canadian mounties were called in help round up some rogue bees. Apparently the hive became split when some bees were upset with their queen and raised a rival queen. The hive then split and a beekeeper called in authorities to help him round up the plotters and the squash the coup. "He said they were last seen near a Tim Horton's" donut shop on the edge of town, in Shelburne, Nova Scotia. It's the first time the police have been called in to search for a swarm of bees.

TURN THAT DOWN OR.....
Go to jail. A Spanish man, known as Juan S. has been given a 2 year sentence in prison for continuously playing his music at loud volumes in his apartment building and repeatedly ignoring warnings. His sentence was reversed to just a fine, but the sentence has now been re-instated. His decibel busting tunes violated environmental law. The court ruled "there was sufficient risk of harm to put residents' health at risk.


MORE ENERGY SAVING MOVES
First it was Italy encouraging employers to allow workers to go tiw free to save on air conditioning. Now Shangai's government is promoting shorts and other comfortable clothing for the hot summer. people were being encouraged to wear shorts and T-shirts instead of their usual black or grey suits. People were being encouraged to wear shorts and T-shirts instead of their usual black or grey suits.
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TODAY IN HISTORY 7/31
1498 Christopher Columbus discovers island of Trinidad
1790 1st US patent granted, to Samuel Hopkins for a potash process
1809 1st practical US railroad track (wooden, for horse-drawn cars), Phila
1960 Elijah Muhammad, leader of Nation of Islam, calls for a black state
1964 Al Parker glides 644 miles without any motor
1964 US Ranger 7 takes 4,316 pictures before crashing on Moon
1966 Alabamans burn Beatle products due to John Lennon's "more famous than Jesus" remark
1968 Beatles close Apple Boutique, giving clothes away for free
1969 Mariner 6 flies past Mars
1970 Chet Huntley retires from NBC, ends "Huntley-Brinkley Report"
1973 ABA Virginia Squires trade Julius Erving to the NY Nets
1980 John Phillips of the Mamas & Papas is arrested on drug charges
1981 Arnette Hubbard installed as 1st woman president of the Natl Bar Assn
1988 Willie Stargell became 200th man inducted in Baseball's Hall of Fame
1990 Nolan Ryan becomes the 20th major league pitcher to win 300 games
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AL GORE'S SON PLEADS GUILTY
Al Gore III plead guilty to possessing marijuana and other drugs, but a judge said the plea could be withdrawn and the charges dropped if he successfully completes a drug diversion program.


TOM SNYDER DIES
The broadcaster was 71. The former host of the Tomorrow show on Late Night had leukemia.


AMERICAN IDOL AUDITIONS
The latest round of auditions is being held in San Diego, where tens of thousands are waiting in line for a chance to try out.


KELLY OSBOURNE ON STAGE
The daughter of Ozzy and Sharon will debut on stage in Chicago in New York.


FRANK ZAPPA HONOR:
Berlin has bnamed a street after the late musician. Frank-Zappa-Strasse or Frank Zappa Street — formerly Street 13 — lies on the eastern outskirts of Berlin in what was East Germany.


CHRISTINA AGUILERA CANCELS
The diva has the flu and had to cancel two of her final shows in her world tour while in Australia.


NO MORE SIMPLE LIFE
E! television announced that this will be the last season starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.


CONAN O'BRIEN'S SUCCESSOR
NBC is talking with Jimm Fallon (SNL) for the 2009 gig, when O'brien replaces Jay Leno.


INDIANA JONES FLAME
Harrison Ford's first love in the movie saga, Karen Allen is returning in number 4.


THE BACHELORETTE BABY
Trista and Ryan Sutter who met and later married on the reality show welcomed their first child, a baby boy named Maxwell Alston Sutter.
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Sunday, July 29, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 7/30/2007



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FISH BATTERED ASSAULT
An armed robber got more than he bargained for when he entered an Australian fish and chip shop and found himself being battered when the angry shop owner threw fish batter and hot oil at him. The would be robber escaped. The fillets are fine.


BARS EVERYWHERE
The Liberty Hotel's bar in Boston will have bars. As in jail bars. The Beacon Hill establishment is being retrofitted to reflect it's past life as the Charles Street jail from 1851. The owners held on to such fun features as catwalks and the remnants of some cells.


HERE'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. GET TO WORK
Phillip Kolinski, A 73 yr. old Saginaw, Michigan man has been ordered to clean a veterans memorial with a toothbrush for taking part in a scam to solicit scrap yards for metal, saying it was to be used to build a memorial for soldiers in the Iraq war.
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KETCHUP WITH THIS
A school fundraiser in Illinois is attempting a world record for the world's largest Ketchup Packet. And far be it for The Heinz company not to step in. They've donated 1500 pounds of America's favorite condiment to fill the 8 foot tall, 4 foot wide plastic pouch. 4,000 glass bottles of the condiment are there for people to buy for $1 and pour into the packet. Proceeds will go to the Collinsville Christian Academy, which was damaged by a fire this week. The town already boasts the World's Largest Ketchup Bottle which is displayed on their water tower.


BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A DIME? NO!
$1.9 million. That's the worth of an 1894-S dime, one of only nine known to exist. John Feigenbaum didn't sleep at all during his red eye flight across country to transport the precious coin to it's final buyer. How'd he carry this precious cargo? In his front pants pocket of course. Oh yeah there was a bodyguard.


LATEST ABANDONED GATOR STORY
Here's another one. This time animal control was called to a report of a moving pillow case. It ends up a gator was inside. Fortunately it had a label: "Live Gator — Please find him a home."
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
Walter Hart couldn't become an Eagle Scout, a half-century after he finished the requirements to earn the rank. WWII intervened. So now the 88 year old Florida mans has received hims Eagle Scout Badge. 23 merit badges and 79 years later he is now an Eagle Scout.


A NEW SPORT FOR FEATHERWEIGHTS...Endless sleepover erupted into pillow fights. Now it's turned into sport Ala the Rock Paper Scissor competition. The Pillow Fight League is a Canadian import that features women with nicknames like Betty Clock'er and Lynn Somnia who try to knock each other down and out.

CHRISTMAS IN JULY WINDFALL
An ATM at a Louisiana truck stop started dispensing $20 instead of the $5 bills as it was supposed to. More than $7000 was dispensed before an employee unplugged the machine, after over hearing people discussing it. Police know exactly who the 26 people are that took advantage of the machines meltdowna nd plan on tracking them down.


PLEASE RETURN YOUR PILOT TO THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION
A pilot over St. Louis got on the plane's PA to announce: "A special treat for the passengers on the left side. Look straight down and you will see a large white house. Here, let me show you," At this point he actually tipped the plane so the passengers could see. "That is my ex-wife's house. I know it is her house because that is her lawyer's BMW in the driveway."


MORE FLYING FUN
This time a British Airways attendant got on the PA with this announcement over Saudi Arabia: "Welcome to Riyadh. For the correct local time, please set your watches back 300 years."


AIRPLANE HUMOR:
Airport security confiscated my Bengay. They accused me of packing heat.

THE STUFF FILE...


IS THAT SHUTTLE WEAVING
America's space agency reels after discovering a subcontractor sabotaged a computer headed for the International Space Station. A former NASA employee pleaded guilty to embezzling more than $157,000 from the government and a report says astronauts flew drunk on at least two occasions.


NEW FITNESS PROGRAM
----"President Bush today announced a new fitness plan to get people walking," said Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. "It is called gasoline at three dollars a gallon."


EXPENSIVE CREDIT
The average credit card late fee is $34. Since 1995, it has increased 162%...


SOME QUOTES:
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it is their fault.---Kissinger.


Directing is really exciting. it is more fun to be the painter than the paint. George Clooney.


Nobody cares if you cannot dance well. just get up and dance. Dave Barry


If nobody ever took risk, Michelangelo would have ended up painting the Sistine FLOOR. Neil Simon


I spent my 30's cleaning up all the messes I made in my 20's. Eddie Murphy
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TODAY IN HISTORY 7/30
1619 House of Burgesses Virginia formed, 1st elective US governing body
1908 Around the World Autombile Race ends in Paris
1948 Professional wrestling premiers on prime-time network TV (DuMont) 1956 US motto "In God We Trust" authorized
1965 LBJ signs Medicare bill, which went into effect following year
1966 Beatles' "Yesterday... & Today," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 5 weeks
1968 Beatles' Apple Boutique closes, entire inventory is given away
1968 Wash Senator Ron Hansen makes 1st unassisted triple-play in 41 years
1969 Barbra Striesand opens for Liberace at International Hotel, Las Vegas1971 George Harrison releases "Bangladesh"
1984 Soap opera "Santa Barbara," premieres on NBC
1991 MTV announces it will split into 3 channels in 1993
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BOX OFFICE

1.The Simpsons Movie
2.I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
3.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
4.Hairspray
5.No Reservations
6.Transformers
7.Ratatouille
8.Live Free or Die Hard
9.I Know Who Killed Me
10.Who's Your Caddy?


KISS SINGER TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
Kiss lead singer and guitarist Paul Stanley missed a Southern California concert because of heart problems before the show. "During sound check yesterday, my heart spontaneously jumped to 190 plus beats per minute where it stayed for over an hour necessitating paramedics to start an IV and give me a shot to momentarily stop my heart and get it into a normal pattern," Stanley said in the Saturday Web site posting.


STEVE MARTIN MARRIES:
Steve Martin married girlfriend Anne Stringfield during a ceremony at his Los Angeles home Saturday.


JERRY GARCIA'S STUFF FOR SALE. EVEN KITCHEN SINK
Henry Kolty's bought Jerry Garcia's and last year sold his toilet and other fixtures now h's clearing out the rest of the former abode of the Grateful Dead's dead guitarist. Even the kitchen sink, Jacuzzi, stereo speakers and several other items are for sale on eBay.


BLUES LADY IN HOSPITAL
Etta James is in stable condition after being hospitalized for complications from abdominal surgery she had last month, her manager said. The 69 yr. old blues singer was being treated at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. "Her condition is stabilized," but she had to cancel upcoming tour dates with B. B. King and Al Green.


USHER WEDDING CANCELED SATURDAY
"It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected." That's the press release concerning the singer and his pregnant long time girlfriend.


KID ROCK ALBUM
The artist's first CD in four years will hit stores Oct. 9th.


MOORE'S ILLEGAL TRIP
Michael Moore travelled to Cuba in violation of a US travel ban to the country to film Sicko. He's now being subpoenaed as part of investigation into the illicit travel.


NICOLE RIYCHIE 4 DAYS
4 days in jail for pleading guilty to DUI. She was arrested after driving the wrong way on freeway last year.


IMAGEN AWARD WINNERS:
The 22nd annual Imagen awards honor hispanic contributions to film and tv:


MOVIES:
• Best Picture: "Pan's Labyrinth."
• Best Actor: Kuno Becker, "Goal."
• Best Actress: Ivana Baquero, "Pan's Labyrinth."
• Best Supporting Actor: Gerardo Teracena, "Apocalypto."
• Best Supporting Actress: Dalia Hernandez, "Apocalypto."
• Best Director: Guillermo del Toro, "Pan's Labyrinth."
• Best Theatrical Short or Student Film: "La Primavera Communion."
• Best Theatrical Production: "Macho Men & The Women Who Love Them."
• Best Documentary: "Lalo Guerrero, The Original Chicano."
TELEVISION:
• Best Prime-time Series: "Ugly Betty."
• Best Actor: Miguel Ferrer, "Crossing Jordan."
• Best Actress: America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty."
• Best Supporting Actor: Jose Yenque, "Between."
• Best Supporting Actress: Ana Ortiz, "Ugly Betty."
• Best Variety or Reality Show: "Dancing With The Stars."
• Best Children's Programming: "Dora The Explorer."
• Best Local Informational Programming: "Life And Times."
• Best National Informational Programming: "Voces."
• Best On-Air Advertising: "Splenda: Mama Yo Quiero New."
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Thursday, July 26, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 7/27/2007


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BUT THE CALL WAS FREE
A Florida man is in custody after he called 911 300 times. Why? Not to report a problem, but he wanted someone to chat with and his cell phone had run out of minutes. Calls to 911 are free.


PONIES IN WATER
Ponies swam across the Assateague Channel during the 82nd annual Chincoteague Pony Swim on Wednesday in Chincoteague, Va. The ponies are driven across the channel from the wildlife refuge to the town so that the refuge doesn't get overpopulated. They are then auctioned to raise money for the volunteer fire department.
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WHERE'S THE BEEF?
Well on I-95 of course. Rhode Island troopers had a traffic jam on their hands when some Holstiens made a run for it from the Brook-Knoll Farm. The 1500 pound critters held up rush hour commuters for about 2 hours while troopers tried to shoo the animals from the roadway. Fortunately, no one was hurt and no burgers were created.
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OVERSLEEPING HAS IT'S COST
IKEA is opening it's Oslo wharehouse of beds to overnight stays to showcase the comfort of their beds, but don't oversleep, or you could wake up surrounded by customers checking out the merchandise. Choices include a bridal suite, complete with hanging chandelier and a round bed, and a luxury suite that includes breakfast in bed. One young couple sees the practical side of this: "We're getting married on Saturday and spent all our money on the wedding. We have nothing left for a hotel and a honeymoon, so we thought it would be fun to sleep at Ikea instead."





AND I CAN'T EVEN GET ONE
Frank Van Buren, a NY accountant, ordered two replacement Exxon Mobile credit cards for his business. He got the cards he requested — and then got two boxes with 1,000 cards each. Van Buren said it took hours to shred the cards, which all had his name and account number. Exxon Mobile is looking into the case.



BUNNY HOP
Workers at Tops Friendly Market in Erie, Pennsylvania were kept hopping at work when they were inundated with a white bunny invasion. Someone apparently dumped a bunch of the furry little creatures outside the store. The bunnies then hopped their way into the store. Some of them ended up with workers as pets.





STUFF


IS ANYONE OUT THERE
NASA continues the search for life on the red planet. The Phoenix Lander launches next week to the Martian surface to search for signs of life.



APPLE'S IN THE MONEY
270,000 I-Phones sold in the first 2 days the new device was on the market. That with increased Mac and I-Pod sales gave Apple it's best quartely profit ever.



BEST CITIES TO LIVE IN:
Family Circle's August 2007 edition has 10 medium size cities it has deemed best for families. Castle Rock, Colorado--population 31,219
Diamond Bar, California--population 59,735
Cedar Park, Texas---population 36,029
Morton Grove, Illinois--population 21,691
Derby, Kansas---population 18,928
Kennesaw, Georgia---population 24,404
Cooper City, Florida---population 29,677
Madison, MS.--population 16,930
Franklin, MA---population 29,642
Chanhassen, MN---population 25,133


FOR THE OLDIES JOCKS: Oldies tunes revised and revisited
Probably seen them before. Remember we all get older :)


1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
14. Ton y Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.
17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
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TODAY IN HISTORY 7/27
1586 Sir Walter Raleigh brings 1st tobacco to England from Virginia
1866 Atlantic telegraph cable successfully laid (1,686 miles long)
1909 Orville Wright tests 1st US Army airplane, flying 1h12m
1940 Billboard magazine starts publishing bestseller charts
1953 Armistice signed ending Korean War
1954 Armistice divides Vietnam into two countries
1960 VP Nixon nominated for pres at Republican convention in Chicago
1962 Martin Luther King Jr jailed in Albany Georgia
1974 House Judiciary Committee votes 27-11 recommends Nixon impeachment
1977 John Lennon is granted a green card for permanent residence in US
1988 Radio Shack announces the Tandy 1000 SL computer
1990 Zsa Zsa Gabor begins a 3 day jail sentence for slapping a cop
1991 TV Guide publishes it's 2000th edition
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THE WEEKEND MOVIES

I Know Who Killed MeLindsay Lohan awakens in a hospital after surviving a traumatic abduction, only to realize she is not who everyone thinks she is.
Movie Info Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

No ReservationsCatherine Zeta Jones is a top notch chef whose life is turned upside-down when she must take care of her orphaned niece.
Movie Info Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

The Simpsons MovieHomer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and the rest of the Springfield gang make their epic leap from the tube to the silver screen.
Movie Info Trailers & Clips Critics Reviews

Who's Your Caddy?Outkast's Big Boi is a superstar rap mogul whose larger-than-life style wreaks havoc on a stuffy, traditional country club.



MATT DAMON-BEN AFFLECK IN COSTUME
Matt Damon sports a gas pump during a one minute cameo in a YouTube video Clean My Ride, Flex My Fuel. The actor, along with Ben Affleck as an ear of corn, Jennifer Garner, Sarah Silverman and Joshua Jackson---are lending star power to a new campaign aimed at putting pressure on lawmakers to require service stations to sell corn-based ethanol for flexible-fuel cars.



JULIA ROBERTS HONORED
Julia Roberts will receive the 22nd annual American Cinematheque award this year, from the nonprofit cinema-arts group. The American Cinematheque award will be presented Oct. 12 in Beverly Hills and broadcast on AMC in December.



MORE MINDY MCCREADY TROUBLE
Country singer Mindy McCready was taken into custody Wednesday at Nashville International Airport, accused of violating her probation. Drug, DUI and assault charges all await her.



TED KOPPEL EMMY
Former ABC News "Nightline" anchor Ted Koppel will received a lifetime achievement honor at the 28th annual News & Documentary Emmy Awards on September 24.


BEYONE TUMBLES
The singer fell face-first down a flight of stairs during a concert in Orlando, but jumped right up and continued performing. She seemed to be OK. In typical new media fashion, amateur video of the fall on You Tube :http://youtube.com/watch?v=XYHswb_fRcQ has received over 1 million views.




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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

AudioPros FREE show Prep 7/26/2007

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DID BATBOY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?
Weekly Wold News the home of Batboy and aliens and creatures is stopping the presses. The company said in a brief statement it would end the print version of the tabloid newspaper next month but would maintain the online version. WHEW!


HERE'S SOME SERIOUS DRINKERS
$218,000! That was the tab when a middle eastern businessman and his posse' show up at Crystal, a London hotspot. The nine women and eight men started with a $50 bottle of wine but the 5 hour party quickly got ritzy with the patrons ordering up $1400 bottles of champagne and $2800 bottles of Vodka.
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WELL I'LL BE DAMNED!
Mary Vaugh is 73. She might get kicked out of her reitrement home there in Halifax, Canada. Apprently shes an old cuss. Er cusser. She's known for her salty language and that has some upset. Staff at the independent-living seniors' residence accused Vaughan of telling them to "f*&k off" while refusing to apologize, as well as gossiping and using the common room without proper permission. Other tenants and their families also complained.How'd she get ove her own aversion to profanity? "I sat in front of the mirror and I said it over and over and over," she told the daily. "I would say it smiling, frowning and laughing. And I finally learned to say it without being offended."


WANTED: THE BOLD, THE BALD, THE STUPID!
Researchers are looking for people to willingly be stung by jellyfish. The Norwegian scientists want volunteers to be burned by jellyfish tentacles on both arms — one with ordinary sun block, the other with anti-jellyfish sun lotion. The less hair on your arms the better you are as a candidate.


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ATTENTION MISSING PET STORY. AHHHH
Fluffy can't be found anywhere. Fluffy's owners were playing with him in the back yard and the next thing they know they think Fluffy escaped into the nearby golf course. Don't worry, we; being the investigative type, spoke with the owners of Fluffy. He's affectionate and likes to snuggle into thick hair and stand up on his tail, making him about as tall as a walking cane, to watch the traffic whiz by the road past his home. $300 bucks up for grabs for the duffer who finds the 5-foot-long black-and-tan boa constrictor there in Memphis.






THRILLER FILIPINO STYLE
This is incredible! 1500 inmates at a prison did a THRILLER video:
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WEIRD:
A diver swimming underwater in the Atlantic Ocean near Deerfield Beach, FL on Sunday surfaced and lightning struck his air tank and killed him!


WHAT'S FEW PENNIES:
Starbucks is raising their drink prices by an average of 9 cents beginning next week.


STUFF....

A new U. S. oxygen generator was successfully tested this month on the International Space Station, setting the stage for a planned expansion to larger outpost crews.



Gasoline powered pumps roared into action Tuesday as stunned Britons tried to dry out their houses after the worst flooding in more than half a century.


Former NBA star, Magic Johnson, leads the list of people named Tuesday as recipients of the National Civil Rights Museum's annual Freedom Awards.


NEW HAVEN, Conn. offers ID cards to illegal immigrants. Dozens of people lined up at City Hall on Tuesday for municipal identification cards, the first city issued ID cards specifically designed to bring illegal immigrants out of the shadows and give them access to community services. The cards, available to New Haven's entire population, are meant to help anyone without a state or federal issued ID open bank accounts and use other services that would otherwise be inaccessible.


Sporadic power failures Tuesday afternoon darkened a broad swath of downtown San Fransico, an area dotted with Internet companies whose servers rely on a steady supply of electricity. About 51,000 homes and businesses inSan Francisco and south of the city lacked electricity at the height of the failure, which started about 2 pm, and lasted a few hours, said Darlene Chiu of Pacific Gas and Electric.


ANTI-WAR RALLY FEATURING PEACE ACTIVIST Cindy Sheehan was held on Tuesday in Philadelphia. Sheehan was arrested Monday at the Capitol for disorderly conduct, shortly after saying she would run against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi over the California Democrat's refusal to try to impeach President Bush.


Airport security officers around the nation have been alerted by federal officials to look out for terrorists practicing to carry explosive components onto aircraft, based on four curious seizures at airports since last September.
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TODAY IN HISTORY 7/26
1775 Benjamin Franklin becomes 1st Postmaster General
1848 1st Woman's Rights Convention (Senecca Falls NY)
1947 National Security Act establishes the CIA
1948 Pres Truman issues Executive Order directing "equality of treatment & opportunity" in the armed forces
1957 USSR launches 1st intercontinental multistage ballistic missile1969 Sharon Sites Adams, 39, becomes 1st lady to solo sail the Pacific
1971 Apollo 15 launched to the Moon
1990 General Hospital tapes its 7,000th episode
1991 Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) is arrested in Florida, for exposing himself at an adult movie theater
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BRIGITTE NIELSON OUT OF REHAB
She says she's "reborn". Amazing what week can do for you eh?


QUEEN GUITARIST DOCTORATE
Brian May is completing his doctorate in astrophysics, more than 30 years after he abandoned his studies to form the rock group Queen.


NO SMOKING IN DISNEYLAND PLEASE
Disney is the first major Hollywood studio to ban depictions of smoking, saying there would be no smoking in its family-oriented, Disney-branded films and it would "discourage" it in films distributed by its Touchstone and Miramax labels.


LINDSEY LOHAN IS INNOCENT
She says the cocaine found in her pockets during a DUI booking wasn't hers. Back in rehab. 3rd visit.


PAUAL ZAHN LEAVING
Six years after leaving CBS for CNN, Paula Zahn announced her resignation. Aug. 2nd is her final day.


JENNIFER LOPEZ-MARC ANTHONY
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have unveiled plans to tour together in concert for the first time starting in Sept. She has NEVER done a tour.


JONI MITCHELL FOLLOWS SIR PAUL
Joni Mitchell is set to sign with the Starbucks' record label Hear Music to release her new album just like Paul McCartney. Look for it this fall.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

AudioPros FREE show prep 7/25/2007


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VICTIM-THIEF MEET AGAIN
A wman stopped into Hastings Music in Prescott, Arizona to complain about the unauthorized use of her credit card at the store. Her purse had been stolen earlier. Standing next to her in line was a man who was trying return DVD's for cash. The clerk looks at his receipt, the woman's name and figures out that HE was the purse thief, using the woman's stolen credit car. He flees, police catch up. The 22-year-old man admitted to police that he had stolen the purse and used the woman's credit card at the bookstore, a grocery store and a Wal-Mart. Police said the purchases added up to $716.


POPCORN PRICES UP
Jiffytime is reporting costs are up 15% and other popcorn makers have raised prices by up tp 40%. Why? The high demand for corn now the Ethanol is taking off as a feul source in the US. Last year Americans consumed 40 Billion gallons of the tubbed, buttery kernels from heaven.
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THERE WERE TWO OF 'EM, THEY WENT THATAWAY
Police in Culpepper, Virginia didn't expect what they found when called to a drunk and disorderly call. They found themselves in a chase. The culprits took off on horseback after trying to run over a complaintant. The fleeing man was knocked from his horse when he didn't see a utility line. The woman fell off her horse while making her getaway. The charges included riding a horse on a highway after dark without proper reflective material, being drunk in public and obstruction of justice. The man also was charged with attempted unlawful wounding.


STUPID BANK ROBBERS
Try to follow me on this one. Five Chinese men worked at a bank in the vault. They slowly started embezzling millions. Then they figured they'd cover their tracks by playing the lottery and winning back what they stole and then some, so they could replace the stolen funds unbeknownst to anyone. They thought that by buying millions of yuan in tickets they would eventually win back enough to replace the missing funds, which they did with some of the money, but greed took over. Didn't work. Trial has resumed.
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GOOGLE BEING USED TO TRACK DOWN FRAUD
Argentine authorities are using Google satellite maps to track down tx fraud. Big brother is using the maps details to see if home and landowners are really claiing all of their property on their taxes.


SURFING ON AIR
The latest technology fun for computer users is The logitech MX Air Mouse. For $150 it allows users to point the mouse anywhere, including the ground, to navigate their arrow across the screen. The mouse gets rid of the mouse pad, allowing for a more comfortable surfing experience. The mouse also includes buttons similar to a remote control, such as a volume button and a back button, allowing to to stay a comfortable distance from the monitor and keyboard.

FRIVILOUS LAWSUIT OF THE DAY
Opponents of school uniforms held a rally outside an Anderson, Indiana school administration building to help raise money for a lawsuit challenging the dress code that limits students to black, navy or khaki pants or skirts and solid color shirts or sweaters. Parents Scott and Laura Bell are suing the school district over the policy, arguing that is goes against the state constitution's guarantee of a free public education.


HERE'S YOUR CHOCOLATE PILL
Researchers have figured out that Chocolate can lower you blood pressure if taken daily. But don't go overboard. They say it must be limited to 30 calories a day, or about ONE Hershey's Kiss.


FIGHTING TRUANCY
Illinois has an idea. Pass a law. Under the measure, students who have more than 18 unexcused absences, are expelled or drop out can have their licenses revoked until they turn 18.


CREATING A DISTURBANCE
Blonde, wearing nothing but gold stilettos and a slim gold bracelet is how the Ferrari driving German woman is being described. WAIT! Am I'm dreaming this.... ? NOPE, The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes at a gas station. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained. Waiting..Waiting...Nope; no complaints. Hmmm..
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1814 Battle of Niagara Falls (Lundy's Lane); Americans defeat British
1868 Territory of Wyoming created
1871 Carrousel patented by Wilhelm Schneider, Davenport, Iowa
1946 1st bikini is shown at a Paris fashion show 1946 US detonates underwater A-bomb at Bikini (5th atomic explosion)
1947 US Air Force, Navy & War Dept form US Dept of Defense
1947 US Deptartment of the Army created
1963 US, Russia & England sign nuclear test ban treaty
1964 Beatles' "Hard Day's Night, A," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 14 weeks
1965 Folk-rock begins, Dylan uses electricity at Newport Folk Festival
1966 Supremes release "You Can't Hurry Love"
1973 George Harrison pays œ1,000,000 tax on his Bangladesh concert & album1984 Cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya became 1st woman to walk in space 1985 Spokeswoman for Rock Hudson confirmed he had AIDS
1990 Roseanne Barr sings the National Anthem at San Diego Padre game
1990 US Ambassador tells Iraq, US won't take sides in Iraq-Kuwait dispute 1992 25th Olympic Summer games opens in Barcelona, Spain
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LINDSEY LOHAN ARRESTED-DUI
Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in Santa Monica, Calif., early Tuesday morning. The arrest comes a week after the 21-year-old actress checked out of an alcohol treatment center. She blew a .12 and cocaine was found in her pocket during booking.


HARRY POTTER MONEY
Daniel Radcliffe turned 18 Monday. That means the Harry Potter star now has access to his $19 million investment fund. The investment was first set up when as an 11 year old he began his run as the boy wizard.


KELLEY CLARKSON CALMING RUFFLED FEATHERS
She has had a lot to say publicly about disagreements with Clive Davis over her new album, My December. "I want to set the record straight on this by saying that I want my band, my advisors, those close to me and my record label to be one big, tightly knit family," the 25-year-old singer said Monday in a statement posted on her Web site. Kelly Clarkson on Monday called music mogul Clive Davis one of the "great record men of all time" and apologized.

THE FRENCH SIMPSONS
With The Simpsons Movie opening this weekend here comes the couple who voiced the FRENCH version. Valerie Augereau, a brunette (no blue hair here) remembers casting for the part back in '89in a dark Parisian recording studio, "in front of a bevy of staff from Fox." Her husband to be, Philippe Peythieu as Homer later married and have been doing the show for French television for 18 years.
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Monday, July 23, 2007

AudioPros FREE show Prep 7/24/2007


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BUT I COULDNT' DO WITHOUT GUCCI!
Get ready here's the latest "affliction-addiction" that I'm sure we'll need treatment centers for. "Luxury addiction", that's what authorities say in this case. South Korean police are seeking a 26-year-old woman on suspicion of embezzling about $1.4 million to fund a craving for designer shoes, bags and clothes.


TIGGER'S RUNNING AROUND
Police in SOuthern France are looking for a Tiger-Leopard or Jaguar that's been apparently roaming the countryside and village gardens recently.
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FREEZE OR TEDDY GETS IT
Armed officers arrived in three cars and surrounded a van in a parking garage in the German city of Wuppertal. The woman had reported a masked man and was alarmed enough she called in authorities who cornered and subsequently released the stuffed animal after were sure intense questioning. Police struggled to see how the stuffed toy, which has two oversized front teeth, could have been mistaken for a person.
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HEY! YOU NEED AN ELEPHANT FLIPPER
Just in case you didn't know. Elephants need pedicures. Otherwise, they can get life threatening infections. As you might imagine, clipping the toenails of an animal that can weigh as much as 6 tons can be risky business. TA DA! The elephant flipper. It allows keepers to restrain an elephant and safely turn it on its side. The device stands 12 feet high, weighs more than 15 tons, and costs $100,000. Several zoos have purchased this helpful contraption.


NO KISSING PLEASE
A woman in France was arrested after she kissed a a painting by American artist Cy Twombly and smudging the bone-white canvas with her lipstick. Damage to artwork is the charge. The painting is valued at $2 Million.



DON'T MESS WITH MY HUMANS!
Zoey weighs 5 pounds. The Chihuhua didn't even hesitate when a rattler lunged at the family's 1 year old toddler. She jumped in and took the bites. Little Zoey the bulldog, er Chihuahua has survived and is proudly prancing at the homestead in Masonville, Colorado.


ANGRIEST CITY IN AMERICA
It may be host to great amusement parks and attractions but Orlando is the "Angriest City in America." A health magazine based that title on things like violent assaults, road rage , and the percentage of men who had high blood pressure.



I DIDN'T NOTICE IS THE GRASS ANY SHORTER?
Tiger Time Lawn Care offers to mow customers' lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns. The Memphis lawn care company costs a little more, but some customers don't seem to mind. Believe it or not, there's not been any demand for a similar service involving men --- yet.


TRIVIA: FIRST LADIES IN SPACE
NASA's "first ladies" in space were a squirrel monkey named Miss Baker and two spiders who went by Arabella and Anita. Miss Baker went for her trip in a Jupiter missile in 1958, while the spiders traveled into orbit in 1973 in Skylab II.


BLUE MAN TIN MA
The Tin Man in the movie, The Wizard of Oz was originally to be played by Buddy Ebsen, but the aluminum-dust makeup caused him serious respiratory problems, turned him bright blue and sent him to the hospital. They reformulated the makeup and Jack Haley replaced Ebsen.
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1651 Anthony Johnson, a free black, receives grant of 250 acres in Va
1683 1st settlers from Germany to US, leave aboard the Concord
1701 French make 1st landing at site of Detroit
1704 Great Britain takes Gibralter from Spain
1948 Soviets blockades Berlin from the west 1959 VP Nixon argued with Khrushchev, known as "Kitchen Debate"
1961 Beginning of a trend, a US commercial plane is hijacked to Cuba
1963 124 Unification church couples wed in Korea
1963 Sonny Liston KOs Floyd Patterson to retain heavyweight championship
1965 Bob Dylan release "Like a Rolling Stone"
1967 Beatles sign a petition in The Times to legalize marijuana
1969 Apollo 11 returns to Earth
1969 Muhammad Ali is convicted for refusing induction in US Army on appeal1974 Supreme Court unanimously rules Nixon must turn over Watergate tapes
1975 Apollo 18 returns to Earth
1978 "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" premeirs in NYC
1983 Pine Tar Game, Brett's HR disallowed against Yanks (overturned)
1987 Ms. Magazine hits the newstands again after an 8 month haitus
1991 U of Manchester scientist announce finding a planet outside of the solar system
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DREW CAREY'S NEW GIG
The comedian has been signed up to host The Price Is Right taking over the slot filled by Bob Barker for 35 years.

JOHN TRAVOLTA'S DRESS
The pink sequined dress worn in Hairspray is up for bid on EBAY. Proceeds will be donated to City Meals on Wheels and The Harry Holmberg Memorial Foundation.


THE SIMPSONS FRIENDS
Here's a listing of voices you'll hear on the new season of The Simpsons when it kicks off on FOX Sept. 23. Steve Buscemi, Jon Stewart, Jack Black, Lionel Richie, Stephen Colbert, Matt Dillon, Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney.


THE MUPPET'S BACK TOGETHER
Jim Henson is working on a digital version of the Muppet Show for television. Same characters and Paul McCartney will guest star.


AN ALI GETS MARRIED
Laila Ali and retired NFL star Curtis Conway were married Sunday. The champ was there for the Dancing With The Stars-Boxer's nuptials.


STEVE MARTIN TOO
The comedian-actor-writer will tie the knot with long time love, Anne STringfield. She's a 35 year old journalist, he's 61.


ULTIMATE SANTANA
Santana and Tina Turner collaborate on The Game Of Love on the upcoming Greatest Hits CD coming in October. It will inlude the Michelle Branch version as well.


GIVE US YOUR POOR
A benefit CD coming Sept. 25th to benefit homeless charities. Here's the lineup: Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Natalie merchant, Jewel, Bonnie Raitt, Keb Mo, Michelle Shocked and John Sebastian. Danny Glover and Tim Robbins contribute spokenword poerformances.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007

AudioPros FREE show Prep 7/23/2007



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30,000 WAYS TO GET IT WRONG
A Honda dealer in Roswell, New Mexico is probab;y having some anxiety attacks this morning. They sent out 30,000 of 50,000 scratch tickets before someone noticed a mistake. There was supposed to be ONE $1000 winning scratch ticket. In actuality ALL the tickets were winners.



FONDUE IN A TRUCK
Frank Barker didn't plan on having a cheese dish when he went to work. But somehow hundreds of pounds of provolone, cheddar, American and other cheeses turned into a burning, melting mess in the back of his truck. The mobile fondue eventually burned itself out north of Sacramento.
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LEMME SEE THAT QUARTER
Here's a strange parking meter conspiracy in Washington DC. Office and construction workers were paying a hot dog vendor to feed their parking meters, so they wouldn't get tickets. What the hot dog man did was the old quarter on a string trick to feed the meters. Officials became suspicious when the parking meter take dropped dramtically in the area. An undercover investigation ensued and the man was arrested. It's a quarter people!!
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CATTLE RUSTLING IN NEW YORK
Ed Keil is upset. Three of his cows have gone missing. Now two have come home, but plastic cow number three is still out there somewhere. No ransom notes that we know of...



HEY! YOU CAN'T PARK THAT HERE
It was business as usual for folks at The Hitching Post Bar N Grill in Fond du Lac, Wis. Patrons were basically unfazed after a small truck plowed into the bar area. One person was tossed about 10 feet while another was "nudged" on his bar stool. The other patrons just kept on drinking.




BOTOX FOR THE BUSY
Smoothmed is an on the run Botox center in Switzerland. The boutique sees about 40 custmers a day of all ages, though mainly women, who pop in for a quick shot of youth. What's next vasectomy drive throughs?



BUTT FACIALS
Here's the latest spa trend, butt facials. Yep you get a complete exfoliation and tighten lift and tone the buns before a visit to the beach in your favotire bikinior (please don't guys) speedo! $200 to $650 for the treatment. OUCH! Talk about getting spanked. http://www.thenewsroom.com/details/310345/Odd





BEATLES FANS ARE UPSET WITH SONG USE IN COMMERCIALS
You see them more and more. Hello Goodbye (or GoodBUY) for Target, but that one that seems to have set them off is LUVS Disposable diapers. All ya need is LUVS. We took a lok at other rock icons and songs for products from the past: The Rolling Stones Start Me Up --- Microsoft computer operating system. Bob Seger's Like A Rock------Chevrolet trucks. Janis Joplin's Mercedes Benz-----Mercedes-Benz cars. Creedence Clearwater Revival's Fortunate Son ---- Wrangler jeans. Iggy Pop's Lust for Life ---- Royal Caribbean cruises and Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody ---Mountain Dew soft drinks.

URIAH HEEP RESEARCH
A Finnish researche had Uriah Heep and other rockers perform in a big tent with a 500,000-liter fish tank, home to salmon, trout, pike and perch and other species common in Finland's coastal waters. The concert in front of about 3,000 concert goers was intened to study the stress level of the fish exposed to rock music. No word on his findings yet. "It could be quite nasty to arrange such an aquarium and a performance venue ,"the researcher said "especially when the band is a bit old-fashioned." OUCH!

DON'T WEAR THE RED SHIRT
The Star Trek devotee knows that the crew member beamed to the surface in the red shirt is expendable. They are likely to be the one to be vaporized by a phaser, or eaten by some hairy beast. http://thinkgeek.com/ have this gem in stock----the red shirt even proclaims in Trekkie font that you are of no special use-----you are 'Expendable.' 18-20 bucks.



MULTI-COLORED BOUQUETS
A Dutch florist has perfected a technique that makes every petal on a rose a different color---no spray paint needed. The process involves carefully injecting a natural dye into the stem as the flower grows. Expect to pay a bit more for the added color---a single stem goes for $6.
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TODAY IN HISTORY 7/23
636 Arabs gain control of most of Palestine from the Byzantine Empire
1829 William Austin Burt patents "typographer" (typewriter)
1880 1st commercial hydroelectric power planet begins, Grand Rapids, Mich
1904 Ice cream cone created by Charles E Menches during La Purchase Expo1965 Beatles "Help" is released in the UK
1966 Cavern Club in Liverpool reopens
1966 Napoleon XIV releases "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha! Ha!"1976 Wings release "Let 'em In"
1984 Vanessa Williams, 1st black Miss America, resigns due to posing nude 1989 FOX-TV tops ABC, NBC & CBS for 1st time (America's Most Wanted) 1991 James Farentino of Dynasty arrested in Canada for cocaine possession
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BOX OFFICE
1) I now pronouce you Chuck and Larry
2) Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix
3) Hairspray
4) Transformers
5) Ratatouille
6) Live Free or die hard
7) License to wed
8) 1408
9) Evan Almighty
10) Knocked up


THE SIMPSONS MOVIE DEBUT
They rolled out the Yellow Carpet in Springfield, Vermont on Saturday for the premier of The Simpsons Movie. Matt Groening (the creator) was there along with other notables.


HAIRSPRAY THE MUSICAL
A few song title ideas from the top movie:
-Don't Cry for Me, Barbarino
-You Highlight My Wife
-Mane in the Mirror
-Comb Together


BRITNEY SPEARS COMEBACK (continued)
Britney Spears began shooting her comeback video for "Get Back" her new singles ffom the untitled CD soon to be released.


MERV GRIFFIN IN HOSPITAL
Merv Griffin has been hospitalized for a recurrence of prostate cancer. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for cancer discovered during a routine examination a few weeks ago.


REMEMBERING STEVE IRWIN
The late Crocodile Hunter will be honored with a park in his name in Australia. The wildlife reserve will be on a 333,585 acre chunk of land near Weipa in the far north of Irwin's home state of Queensland will be named after the popular television host and managed by his family.


ALL GREEN DUETS
The legendary soul icon will be doing a duets CD that will include Alicia Keys, Joss Stone and others.


TAMMY FAYE PASSED:
Tammy Faye Bakker Messner, a former televangelist who helped lead a huge television ministry before its collapse in a sex and corruption scandal, has died.


DREW CAREY PRICE IS RIGHT
The comdeian already has The Power of 10 coming on CBS, now it looks like he'll be hosting the Price IS Right too. Atleast that's the rumor.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

AudioPros FREE show Prep 7/20/2007



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