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THE STIFF COP
Windsor, Colorado Police officer Byron Kastilahn is a real stiff. But the cop IS slowing down traffic. Windsor police are using a lifesize cutout of a standing Kastilan holding a radar gun to slow down traffic in a school zone. But don't think because it's cardboard, a ticket can't be written. There is usually a uniformed officer nearby who is watching.
THE STIFF COP
Windsor, Colorado Police officer Byron Kastilahn is a real stiff. But the cop IS slowing down traffic. Windsor police are using a lifesize cutout of a standing Kastilan holding a radar gun to slow down traffic in a school zone. But don't think because it's cardboard, a ticket can't be written. There is usually a uniformed officer nearby who is watching.
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CITIZENS WITH GUNS
Police in The Dalles, Oregon, are arming citizens with radar guns. People fed up with speeding in the neighborhoods can get a radar gun and jot down license numbers. The offender then receive warning letters from the police.
THE FRED THOMPSON DIET
The Republican candidate for President has his wife watching his diet. ``If it tastes good, don't eat it.'' A campaign stop in a country-style restaurant in South Carolina had plenty of mouth-watering temptations. But Thompson's staff is also getting the message. Instead of grits, sausage and biscuits, Thompson says ``doggone, they brought me in a fruit plate.''
TIME ARE TOUGH FOR WORLD'S LARGEST RUBBER BAND BALL
We can only assume that the World's Largest Rubber Band Ball did not sell on EBAY when up for grabs earlier. So what does one do with a huge rubber band ball that won't sell? ADVERTISE on it of course. 6 ft 3’ high, 23 ft 9’ in circumference, approx: 8,200 LBS. Ball was created on
April 10, 2004. Ball was completed on November 3, 2007. It’s so new that not even Guinness World Records knows that it exists. Winner of this auction will get to advertise your business on me, my crew, & my rubber band ball for the Hot Import Nights Car Show on December 15, 16, & 17, 2007 in Miami, FL. That’s 3 days the ball will be in Miami, FL at the Miami Beach Convention Center.”
HEY! STOP PDA'S
Public displays of affection are not allowed in an Illinois middle school. 8th grader Megan Coulter is serving 2 days detention for hugging her friends. Mom says they weren't even hugs just casual embraces. She'll protest to the school board. (Oh sure everyone knows that casual embraces are just the gateway affection to teen prgnancy)
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NEXT TIME CALL FOR HELP!
Louis Pasqule has some serious pride issues to deal with. His 35 foot fishing boat broke down 20 MILES FORM SHORE. So did he call for help. NOPE. He hooked up his rubber inflatable raft to the boat and started to ROW in to shore. It took him 3 hours to row 100 yards, before the Coast Guard finally rescued him off the coast of New York.
Police in The Dalles, Oregon, are arming citizens with radar guns. People fed up with speeding in the neighborhoods can get a radar gun and jot down license numbers. The offender then receive warning letters from the police.
THE FRED THOMPSON DIET
The Republican candidate for President has his wife watching his diet. ``If it tastes good, don't eat it.'' A campaign stop in a country-style restaurant in South Carolina had plenty of mouth-watering temptations. But Thompson's staff is also getting the message. Instead of grits, sausage and biscuits, Thompson says ``doggone, they brought me in a fruit plate.''
TIME ARE TOUGH FOR WORLD'S LARGEST RUBBER BAND BALL
We can only assume that the World's Largest Rubber Band Ball did not sell on EBAY when up for grabs earlier. So what does one do with a huge rubber band ball that won't sell? ADVERTISE on it of course. 6 ft 3’ high, 23 ft 9’ in circumference, approx: 8,200 LBS. Ball was created on
April 10, 2004. Ball was completed on November 3, 2007. It’s so new that not even Guinness World Records knows that it exists. Winner of this auction will get to advertise your business on me, my crew, & my rubber band ball for the Hot Import Nights Car Show on December 15, 16, & 17, 2007 in Miami, FL. That’s 3 days the ball will be in Miami, FL at the Miami Beach Convention Center.”
HEY! STOP PDA'S
Public displays of affection are not allowed in an Illinois middle school. 8th grader Megan Coulter is serving 2 days detention for hugging her friends. Mom says they weren't even hugs just casual embraces. She'll protest to the school board. (Oh sure everyone knows that casual embraces are just the gateway affection to teen prgnancy)
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NEXT TIME CALL FOR HELP!
Louis Pasqule has some serious pride issues to deal with. His 35 foot fishing boat broke down 20 MILES FORM SHORE. So did he call for help. NOPE. He hooked up his rubber inflatable raft to the boat and started to ROW in to shore. It took him 3 hours to row 100 yards, before the Coast Guard finally rescued him off the coast of New York.
WHAT YA GOT IT IN THE BAG? OH!
Last week it was a German woman escaping a prison in a suitcase. This week it's some smuggling in someone else into the US in a suitcase. A man hiding in a suitcase and a driver have been detained by Customs and Border Protection officers on the Mexican border, after a failed smuggling attempt. Authorities believe both men were headed for Denver. The man in the bag was 5'7 and 160 pounds.
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EWWWW THAT'S GONNA CAUSE A STINK!
A semitractor tanker hauling about 6,000 gallons of liquefied hog manure tipped over, spilling half of the waste along an eastern Indiana highway, police said.
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EWWWW THAT'S GONNA CAUSE A STINK!
A semitractor tanker hauling about 6,000 gallons of liquefied hog manure tipped over, spilling half of the waste along an eastern Indiana highway, police said.
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It is served in a goblet with a band of gold decorated with 1 carat of diamonds and served with a golden spoon diners can take home. Get it at Serendipity 3 in NYC.
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USELESS TRIVIA:
Baby-cut carrots aren't baby carrots. They're actually full-sized ones peeled and polished down to size. And there's nothing small about their current popularity: about 25 percent of California's fresh carrot crop is turned into babies.
On average, a woman's brain makes up 2.5 percent of her body weight. A man's brain only contributes 2 percent of his body weight.
The Frrrozen Haute. The dessert is a frozen, slushy mix of cocoas from 14 countries, milk and 5 grams of 24-carat gold topped with whip cream and shavings from a La Madeline au Truffle.
It is served in a goblet with a band of gold decorated with 1 carat of diamonds and served with a golden spoon diners can take home. Get it at Serendipity 3 in NYC.
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USELESS TRIVIA:
Baby-cut carrots aren't baby carrots. They're actually full-sized ones peeled and polished down to size. And there's nothing small about their current popularity: about 25 percent of California's fresh carrot crop is turned into babies.
On average, a woman's brain makes up 2.5 percent of her body weight. A man's brain only contributes 2 percent of his body weight.
Many prominent Frenchmen, including 18 kings, share the name Louis.
New York City, named by Americans as the most dangerous, least attractive, and rudest city in a recent poll, is also, strangely enough, Americans' top choice as the city where they would most like to live or visit on vacation.
New York City, named by Americans as the most dangerous, least attractive, and rudest city in a recent poll, is also, strangely enough, Americans' top choice as the city where they would most like to live or visit on vacation.
A former cafe singer and ice skater, Eva Gabor was the youngest of the glamorous Gabor sisters, and was the first to arrive in the United States from Hungary in the late 1930s.
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1799 Napoleon becomes dictator (1st consul) of France
1865 Conf Gen Lee surrenders to Union Gen Grant at Appomattox
1927 Giant Panda discovered, China 1938 Al Capp, cartoonist of Lil' Abner creates Sadie Hawkins Day
1973 Ringo releases "Ringo" album
1985 Gary Kasparov (USSR) becomes World Chess Champion at age of 22
1989 East Berlin opens its borders
1990 President Bush announces DOUBLING of US forces in Gulf
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ENTERTAINMENT-CELEB NEWS-GOSSIP
MOVIES THIS WEEKEND
Fred Claus Vince Vaughn stars as Old St. Nick's fast-talking slacker brother, who wreaks havoc when he comes to stay at the North Pole.
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Lions for Lambs Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in a story of disparate lives tightly intertwined by the consequences of war.
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P2 A businesswoman finds herself trapped and alone, pursued by a psycho security guard inside a parking garage on Christmas Eve.
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Fred Claus Vince Vaughn stars as Old St. Nick's fast-talking slacker brother, who wreaks havoc when he comes to stay at the North Pole.
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Lions for Lambs Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in a story of disparate lives tightly intertwined by the consequences of war.
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P2 A businesswoman finds herself trapped and alone, pursued by a psycho security guard inside a parking garage on Christmas Eve.
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No 24!?!?
Fox is saying they won't start a new season of 24 if the writers strike is still on. They don't want to risk an interupption.
Fox is saying they won't start a new season of 24 if the writers strike is still on. They don't want to risk an interupption.
THE JOKER IN BATMAN?
Heath Ledger got the part. Jack Nicholson thinks he should have gotten the return role.
Heath Ledger got the part. Jack Nicholson thinks he should have gotten the return role.
JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT!
We repeat, Jennifer Lopexz is pregnant. She confirmed such during a Wednesday night concert.
We repeat, Jennifer Lopexz is pregnant. She confirmed such during a Wednesday night concert.
CELINE DION THE TOUR
It's late next year, but the tickets go on sale starting NEXT WEEK for 45 cities.
It's late next year, but the tickets go on sale starting NEXT WEEK for 45 cities.
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